Paris Hilton may be a dumb drunk bitch...but at least she's midly entertaining.

now there's a Paris Hilton moment i might actually pay to see.

Hahahaha! Damn, what a Kodak moment to miss....

Did they record her barfing? They can play it on the radio and it'd do better than her last CD!

she was trying to beat rod stewart's old record for the most jizz in the belly.

we have to applaud her. she's been collecting for years. i'm surprised she held in this much. i thought she was bottomless.

Well she's famous for 'singing' with a microphone in her mouth, but I suppose there's often still going to be puke and gagging.

man, if i had been there, i would have run up on stage, caught her puke in my mouth, and swallowed while orgasming. she's so fucking hot!!!

puking. that's hot.

Oh please tell me someone caught this on their phone......

Sure we can catch Kramer ruin his career but not Paris puking... Life aint fair

Next up: Paris shits herself at the special olympics.

In the first pic, she is asking "How do you spell "Hilton"?"

#10 BoognishRising,

Sorry, Paris isn't eligible for the Special Olympics. The Olympics is for Amatures and Paris is definitly a PROFESSIONAL retard.

Did she start calling people the N-word? I wish she would, then that would guarantee her coming to an end.

Step away from the kid, skank. To him, anuses are only for farting, don't ruin his childhood.

PS-do you think she's offering that kid a lapdance?

#13

supposedly about 2 years ago she was overheard calling some black men at a bar "niggers". of course she denied it because "she has black friends". hey, the lone ranger had a sidekick but it didn't stop him from calling the man "tonto".

nothing really came of the story but it was briefly associated with a potential reason she and nicole broke up. though i doubt that was really the reason.

Maybe that's the "real love" she was talking about showing in her song.

I know when I first heard that song, I showed her mine.

# 7
wow, glad to know your so horney you think a goat is "hot"
if you think that piece of ass is fine you should go to that bar, big gay al's im sure there's plenty of 3rd world starving 16 year old boys down there
seriously though, your comment made ME puke

I guess even she cannot stomach her own music..

How come when I do this at karaoke night, nobody writes articles about me?

I am once again filled with a curious lust...didn't Paris and Kramer make a sex tape?

ahhahahaha i think thats the best cd promotion she's ever done...the dumb bitch
"hey i'm paris hiton buy my ::vomits::...that's hott"

Was Nicole Richie with her?

http://www.celebslam.com

Are we sure it wasn't the entire audience barfing? That sounds plausible... so does forgetting to get her semen-filled stomach pumped...

For the love of cheese, is gross the new hot? Paris pukes on stage, Lindsay shows her goodies (again), Kramer goes off on an unhinged racist rant, Rupert Murdoch thought it would be a good idea to help OJ make money by rehashing the murder of two people, Britney and Kev are shopping their (undoubtedly disappointing) homemade porn... WTF is next? Regis Philbin stomping a basket of puppies to death? Yoko Ono releasing a CD?

Oh, the humanity.

Paris looks like a coctail waitress in Reno.

So who the fuck is Joshua Radin and why would anybody care what he put on his myspace site?

#25 -- Now I'd pay top dollar to see that!

Why do people tolerate having her in the room? I'm too good for any room she's in.

I guess this bitch never gets tired of embarrassing herself in public. Here's a question for ya. Who would tell their kid to get an autograph from her in the first place? And what does she sign? Paris Hilton, Professional Whore?

god she's ugly!!

bwahahahahahahaha! HOLY SHIT! i have nothing to add, i just had to express my appreciation for your continued awesomeness.

She saw herself in her compact one too many times, it would make anyone puke.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

Not that she's amazingly hot now, but can you imagine how high milage she's going to look when she's 30? PH is proof that you can polish a terd.

i hear that happens sometimes during the donkey show.

Nothing like watching someone you dislike making an ass out of themselves.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

What a stupid cunt. How can she spend all that time looking in the mirror and not realize she's in desperate need of a nose job.

And Mr. Superfish - you shoulda stopped your second paragraph after the first line. It would've actually been funny.

There is nothing likable about this chick, or any redeemable qualities whatsoever...but with that said, I think that she is actually really pretty...

and if she weren't "Paris Hilton", her album could have potentially done a lot better in the pop world...there are many ridiculous "i'm so sexy, everyone loves me" songs, but in the genuine pop stuff that you don't need talent for, just good beats, she is up there with the Britneys...(which isn't admittedly very high)

Guys wake me up when she dies or does something interesting.

A kid said something... Therefore it's true!

She isn't puking... I don't see any pictures.

GET PARIS BEIN SICK PICS NOW!

Wahoo! Thanks for using my tip! lol. I want to find Paris puking pictures, but I think it would be too hard to find.

She may be suicidal. I'm no expert, but looking at yourself every six minutes, and getting hammered until you throw up is not a sign of security.

This is seriously no joke. She and others in the Hollywood party world need help!...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

The reason she puked wasn't because she was drunk. She was choking up a furball from her Barbie hair.

#37 Courtney

She has already HAD a nost job, thats why it droops so low, that is a simpton that too much cartilage was removed and it's what causes that long droopy look. It's also why she always points her head down when she poses, that angle shortens her nose in pictures.

Paris, take a look at Tara Reid and say "Hello" to your future.

Her best performance ever - I wonder what made her "gag", certainly it would have to have been something pretty drastic considering the number of different penises she has had sliding down her throat...

Maybe she'll pee her pants onstage next time...I would buy a ticket to see that...

how many more times are we gonna see her holding that stupid perfume bottle?

Does anyone know where I can get the actual puke? Even the contents of the mop pail would be helpful - I want to bottle her barf in little amulets that can be worn around the neck or ankle and sell them on EBay and make $$ for my favorite charity (me)...mkay? mkay...

Do you suppose her vomit stinks icky like us common peasants, or is her puke "special" cuz she's a Hilton...? I wonder what was in it, maybe some day-old sperm, the last Big Mac she ate, some Red Bull and her Starbucks latte??

Gawd, I would give my right arm for some of her used tampons - I could put lacquer on those suckers, put them on gold chains and I would make a fortune, I'll bet even P-Diddy would wear one around his neck...the ultimate bling-bling...does anyone know where I can get some of her used ones??

Even a pair of her shitty little panties would be good, I could rip them to shreds and make some of those stupid bracelets that everyone is wearing and sell those on EBay too...

How does Paris guzzle so much booze, but is still so skinny? Drinking lots of liquor, you can pack on the pounds. What's her secret, I'd REALLY like to know, and put it to use!

#51...

She's on the semen diet - she gets it right from the source, so it's pure...great source of protein for her, and when she eats other stuff she can stick her finger down her throat and puke at public events when she gets drunk enough...

The music business can be so charming at times. Paris pukes! Why does the MSM love this woman so? Why is she news? I understand why the tabloids love her. That's their job. They deal with sleazy people like this. She pays their bills (not literally). Stop taking her seriously as a performer. She has no talent. Never has, never will.

Those photos - is this her new "fragrance" she's promoting??? OMG, how do you capture the "essence" of this sleazy little no-talent cunt?? What the does perfume smell like, "old pussy" along with sewer stink, smelly armpits, the stinky, brown, steamy old sweaty buttcrack of her last trick???? ecchhh...

Well, at least it was Grey Goose. Shows she's got class. Snort.

I was wondering who could top Ashley Simpson in live performing, although for Paris it doesn't take much effort.

I heard she'll be in Tijuana next week doing the Donkey Show...

Semen diet ha, I wonder if she will package that diet and try to sell it. She can sell anything

http://www.topsexywomen.com/paris-hilton-picture.html

she's so disgusting.. shouldn't she be following britney spears around

It's the plague, people. She's created a Super Plague, and the only way to kill the strain is to kill the creator.

Paris Hilton living for so long would make anyone an atheist.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

After she pukes, she goes to her doctor to check up on genital herpes.

http://www.niquehappy.com/blog/2006/11/21/paris-sees-doctor-to-refill-valtrex/

What a disease-infested whore!!!!

i feel like her 'gina must smell like old boiled cabbage.

Is it just me, or is she looking *different* lately? She looks like she's had some more work done on her face, particularly around the jawline.

Maybe her face is just starting to sag. Drugs, alcohol, and over-vigorous cocksucking will do that to ya...

@62 - old boiled cabbage is the smell you associate with nasty ass slum apartments. She's super-rich so I figure it must must smell more like 2-year-old rotting caviar or something. Or whatever bajillionaire cunts smell like. I don't know...

Hey, let's get a political debate going here like in the other threads! Never mind the celebrity gossip, I really what to know what a bunch of fucking idiots think about Social Security reform!

this asshole is stealing your stories again...looks like he's back from the dead...

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

#65--You want to hear from an idiot?

So do I.

SO what DO you think?

She is a terrible human being and proof that God does not exist.

#68

Nail, meet head.

Head, meet nail.

;)

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

I'd be shocked if no one expected her to make an ass of herself. It was either that, or expose her vage. Meanwhile, is anyone else in a state of disillusionment over her dark roots?

"She is a terrible human being and proof that God does not exist."

She is a terrible human being and proof that rich people can be unhappy too.

65--I'm not an idiot but I can tell you that Soc. Sec. needs to be privatized for future generations. The Cato Institute has done extensive research on the topic and you should read up on it to be informed.

Well Skippy, I think that Social Security is the right of the citizens of the US mainly due to the promise made when we first started paying income taxes. Our current purging of the Treasury, without asking any sacrifice from the population at large, is the main culprit and catalyst for the privatization drive. Households, much like the US government as a whole, have a negative savings rate, generally due to excessive borrowing against the equities of their homes and predatory credit card practices. Federal income is literally being bled into the sands of the Middle East as schools and our social safety net crumble here at home. Poverty is on the rise during one of the nation's most striking economic surges, thus pressuring government programs further, as is the number of uninsured Americans. Privatization is never the efficient, cost saving standard it's sold to be; if it were, HMOs wouldn't have such a death grip on the entire medical industry. The real winners of course would be those same HMOs and the Wall Street firms that would extract fees for managing the private accounts. This country would never stand for millions of starving old people, so the privatization we practice to day be eventually be the more expensive social programs we enact tomorrow, if for nothing else then to quell the international shame we'll receive as our elderly are plastered on the covers of The Economist and Le Monde (fucking French pussies).

How's that Skip?

TCLTC

#73...

Right on, I totally agree, this is a vitally important issue totally relevant to the changing times we live in and we should all be concerned with this topic...

But, more importantly, does anyone know where I can get some of Paris Hilton's pubes? I want to weave them into hair bracelets and sell them on EBay to raise money for Madonna's Malawian Adoption Kidnap (oops, I mean "Rescue") Fund...if anyone knows some of the stalls in West Hollywood where Paris likes to squat and take care of her business, I would be more than willing to harvest the raw materials myself...hey, thanks, and by the way keep up the good work on that Social Security thingy...let us know how it goes...

Haha. Paris needs to stay off the stage. The only thing that bitch should ever perform is a blow job.

Simple question about Paris since the only thing that matters is her cunt:

Where can I get a bigger picture of her at the Jay-Z event in Vegas... The pic you can see on the second or third page of celebslam... My eyes tell me it'sa new pussy appearance for Paris! Yeepee!

http://www.onlybooks.us/campaigns/hollywood_gossip_books.html

The sad thing is, this girl ACTUALLY BELIEVES she's pretty. Ugh. How can she not see that she's completely disgusting looking? All her bones are poking out and her mouth is all small & weird looking, her nose droops way down in the front and her hair looks like fake barbie hair. She wears colored contacts everday. She doesn't have the body of a woman...she looks like a 13 year old boy.