Dang, I wanted to be second.

I guess selling those T-shirts aren't doing the trick...geez Dustin, do you really need to keep the house *this* badly??

is Paris Hilton in it?

Here's a little itinerary I've put together to help T.O. finish the job.......It's called the Lazy Sunday Suicidal Video Fest.....It includes ALL David Hasselhoff music videos back-to-back, Glitter starring Mariah Carey, Crossroads starring Britney Spears and ending with the Screech Sex Tape.

Don't you have to have sex in order to have a sex tape?

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

I could just imagine the female he's ridin' with running her toes through his sweaty pubic hair like fro'.

This link - http://www.mrwoofus.com/pics/screechandspud.jpg - shows the Dustin and the director of his skin flick.

Shaun

# 4 The word on the street is T O did see the tape and that's what finally put him over the edge.
(Not that it took much)

He really didn't need to use his dick when his nose is the size of the average white penis.

Not me though, hehe, I'm WAY above average.

#4 - Thank you! I'm suprised Superfish hasn't hopped on the TO bandwagon.

http://www.edquartersaudio.com

Sorry Superfish, my brain is already dead.

I'm just glad I'm not an 'Angry Ferret'!

Maybe there's a special guest appearance by Tiffany Amber Thiessen for a "Saved by the Bell" reunion?

I've been waiting for years to get a glimpse of Dustin's weiner!

http://www.celebslam.com

If Kellie and Jessie are in it, im getting a copy

Screetch has been in a threesome? That has to be a sign the world is about to end.

Seeing Dustin Diamond in all his glory reminds me of the time I tried to fuck a diamond dusted jewelry box...

The lid kept slamming down on my penis.

Hopeless

Hehehehehehehehe. Dirty Sanchez. I just read the actual wikipedia definition (thanks, Superfish) and will now have that image burned in my brain forever. Not someone painting a shit mustache on another person, but SCREECH painting a shit mustache on a other person! Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Oh, and SAVED BY THE SMELL??? OMG, I can't stop uncontrollably laughing!

A total Craniotomy sounds good about now. How am I going to live with the knowledge of what a Dirty Sanchez is, along with the thoughts of Screech having group sex rolling around my brain. Must...remove...brain!

I heard Anna Nichole's son saw a screening of the tape right before....well you know.

They should have called it 14:59.

DD and a couple of "fours" engaged in a 3 way... Why do you do this to us Fish? Have you no sympathy? GAACCCKKK....

IDENTIFIED: The only thing worse than being "that chick who gets a dirty sanchez on tape"....

Being "that chick who gets a Dirty Sanchez from Dustin Diamond on tape"...

I hope she lives on the ground floor....

Dustin Diamond actually got laid?

Nooooooooo!

forgive my ignorance, but who is this cretin, and why do I care?

jrz-

I loved Jerry Jones on Sports Center, vehemently denying T.O. was a very expensive liability.

I am absolutely frothing at the mouth to get home to watch ESPN!

Disgusting! Someone had sex with Dustin Diamond?

Pardon me while I wash my mind's eye out with soap.

OK, these are four words that should NEVER be in the same sentence together: DUSTIN DIAMOND SEX TAPE.

Unless the sentence is: I had to use duct TAPE to keep DUSTIN DIAMOND from having SEX with my mom's poodle.

Well, it should be interesting. He stated on Howard Stern that he has a giant dong, not that I'm anxious to see it or anything, I was just saying that...nevermind.

How much did those two whores cost him? He probably paid for them with the paltry shirt money he raised. All those supporters didn't help beloved Screetch keep a roof over his head, but picked up the tab on a double helping of ass. Losers. And you can tell this isn't one of those "oops" the sex vid got out (as if any ever are), but rather a planned assault on the senses. One can expect Dustin Diamond, here on out to be referred to as Double D, wisecracking his comedic turns as he plumbs the assuredly unattractive hookers' nether regions. The culminating Dirty Sanchez will certainly immortalize Double D and his immensely popular career.

In other news, Mario Lopez is a raging faggot who happens to be a big fan of giving other men the Rusty Gillespie.

and if my 13 year old memory serves me correctly, I'd still probably want to fingerbang Mark Paul Goosehair.

Holy Mohamad Fucking a Pig!!!

Never have I been so frightened of a sex tape being released, one accidental look could scare my penis into hiding for a week.

This nerd is repulsive with his clothes ON, I cannot imagine what horrors to expect with them off...

Maybe he will catch fecal worms from playing with other people's shit - infants play with their shit, don't they??

This could mean the end of the Dirty Sanchez as we know it.

And also life.

Don't watch it, it's a TRAP!! As soon as you see it, you will not only lose your mind, but you will be hypnotized and compelled to BUY MORE T-SHIRT! This time for $49.95!!

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

I honestly have nothing to say to this one. I think the writer said it all. I'm shocked, I'm distrubed, I'm nauseated, and I'm fairly certain I'll wake up screaming in the night for years to come. And that's just from knowing this tape exists.

Whoa whoa whoa...I had to come back because I just had a thought...maybe it's like in The Ring, where after you watch the tape you die...unless you pass the horror on to some poor, unsuspecting bastard. Whatever. Fuck 'em! When it comes to Screech wiping his shit covered cock on a woman's face, it's every man for themself.

or himself...that works too. don't smoke pot, kids!

He's a disgusting person, the whole "save my house" thing was a SCAM! He even on a morning radio show claimed he was poor due to "losing a baby"...what sick bastard uses a dead baby to scam people? I hope nothing but horrible things for him in life.

I just threw up a little in my mouth . . .

Ok now I just threw up a whole bunch on the floor . . .

Ok now I just threw up again because I thought, "Gee, which is worse? The very idea of this sex tape or the puke on the floor?"

I just threw up a little in my mouth . . .

Ok now I just threw up a whole bunch on the floor . . .

Ok now I just threw up again because I thought, "Gee, which is worse? The very idea of this sex tape or the puke on the floor?"

opps hit the post button twice sorry

Doesn't the guy have a huge wang? And let's all be real here, we all want to see it. We stop and stare at accidents, disasters, et cetera so this thing should be no different.

The dirty sanches has been renamed the diamond sanchez?

Interviewed on ESPN's SportsCenter - Owens said he wished to clarify that he was especially concerned about the effect of the film on Screech's younger fans.

We typically do not sell sexual videos for entertainment, but we ended up carrying the Paris, Chyna and Pam & Tommy tapes because people kept requesting them. I am sure the same will apply here. It is like the rubber necking people do on the highway.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/better-sex-video.htm

They should have a Saved by the Bell reunion. Mario Lopez says :
" I have been doing a lot of great things with my career, like hosting an animal talent show, Dancing with the Stars and cheating on the only attractive woman I will ever get."
Screech then says " Cool man, I finally had sex and it was with two women!"
A fight breaks out between the two of them while Zack Morris is in the background making calls on his gigantic cell phone.

Holistic - are you the hot chik on the site?

Wait a blasted minute. The article says he's "trying to distance himself from the Screech persona". The hell he is! Why is his website called "Save Screech's House"? Why is "Saved By The Smell"? Why does he remind everyone on the few radio interviews that he gets that HE WAS SCREECH?

Either accept the end of your 15 minutes and reinvent yourself or admit to the world that you're clinging to what little fame you once had. You don't get to have it both ways, kiddo.

I don't care to know, but I bet his nose is bigger then his dick..............

Guys, it's gonna be okay. Mr. Belding comes in at the end of the video and orders Screech to detention. So he learns his lesson, and all is well in the world.

52 Stallion- Sorry to burst your bubble pardner, but #8 said something similar.

As a consolation, click the link, you may be mildly surprised. Granny was!

Stallion

your profile fucking kills!!!! Now pass that crack pipe, lets get Weird!

54 Brain Embolism....HAHAA I was wondering if you saw that comment before it got pulled. Guilty as charged. You're pretty damn funny, in addition.

@54 Ok, so who is that?

Tranny / Stallion it's not my site, I'm just a 'fan' of the way she looks.
You should leave a comment.

Stallion, I too just read your profile...
Don't quit your day job.

I'm kidding! It's out there man.

"A fight breaks out between the two of them while Zack Morris is in the background making calls on his gigantic cell phone."

LOL! Damn, I miss that show. My mom still has a "Zack Morris" phone.

if it comforts you, i read somewhere that they can only use pudding and not actual shit in videos. at least that's what he told me.

Not to rain on anybody's parade here, but i've heard rumors that his dick is huge, like Paris "can smuggle a Bently Continental in my Snatch" Hilton would feel it huge.

I've heard the same rumors about me stinger.

This guy having sex, nay, this guy ever having HAD sex is proof fucking positive that some bitches will fuck anything. And some chicks are so low in self esteem they'll get their drunken girlfriend to help them bag the least popular character on a moderately popular show and significantly degrade themselves. Letting Screech rub a mocha flavored finger, extracted from your own ass, under your nose, would be like letting Paris Hilton use your tongue as toilet paper. After sex. Not cool. Not fucking cool at all. That said, I've known many a fucked up looking dude who has bagged some primo pussy... and they didn't have to be on TV to do it. These chicks just needed more hugs as kids I guess...

I know a Dirty Sanchez involves using your cock, but I just can't imagine his is longer than a finger.

Hmm. If I saw this tape I would... Screech. And wretch....yes, I would also wretch...

@3, Paris turned down the offer for fear that it might sully her reputation.

UGH pathetic asshole! This guy might as well just kill himself already. Nobody likes him, nobody ever liked the character he played and that has fed him all his life. It's just retarded how fucking desperate for cash he is. It's just dumb. First he begs for money when at this stage he should at least be able to afford a fucking trailer. Now this desperate attempt for attention and money. Seriously he's the most pathetic person ever on tv. Ever.

Now I know waht hell is. Screech giving Dirty Sanchez to a girl? Forget the tape just give me the damn gun so I can be over with this!

*sigh*
Been there, done that. Ya'll acting like you never did a Dirty Sanchez before?

And what about the Philly cheesesteak, jelly donut and the donkey punch?

(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=philly+cheesesteak&defid=1011697)

Woops.. sorry.. here you have the

Nieuwe pagina 1

link

in case you don't know what it means lol

oh dear god. i just threw up in my mouth... not a little... a lot!

I'm sorry...
I loke reading some of these replies, but come on. This guy is obviously still trying to save his house, isn't he ? using shit instead of putty for the windows, saves money. Maybe it wasn't a dirty sanchez, maybe he's just resourcfull...NOT!!!

you know what, i dont really give a shit he made a sex tape im glad screech is getting some pussy, makes me think every dog can actually have his day, on that note to this day i have never seen a descent sex tape all of them have shitty audio video or both even when i got to see pam andersons snatch i had to hear "i love you" every 15 seconds so really were all the douchebags for giving a shit about sex tapes in the first place, find good quality porn if you really find a need to jack off or rub your clit

the world is ending.

Stupid. Dumb. Crazy. In one word, would I use dope? Nope. Hi, I'm brendan tartikoff, president of NBC, and I've got a hit idea for the fall season: DONT USE DRUGS

@50

I am Lisa Lawless if that is what you are asking. Thanks for the compliment if it is.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I had a hard time finding it, but I put a link to where you can get it on my site-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/screech-dustin-diamond-sex-tape.htm

here is a link to screech
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/saved_by_the_porn_-22189/search