Archive for August, 2006

Lindsay Lohan lounges around naked

August 17th, 2006 // 107 Comments

Britney Spears is all about the safety

August 17th, 2006 // 61 Comments

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Britney Spears is reportedly making Kevin Federline get rid of his six pet Australian gray nurse sharks because she thinks they’re risky to have with children in the house.

?Kevin loves those sharks,? a family friend told the mag. ?He even named them. But Brit said there?s no way he?d be keeping them.? K-Fed also says Spears is his toughest musical critic. ?She gives me her real opinions about my tunes,? he said, reports Passim. ?When I get really excited about the songs, she would tell me to slow down.?

Britney Spears being concerned about the safety of her children is like the Hamburgler being concerned about the lack of security at McDonalds. If the kids had a choice they’d probably prefer to be raised by the sharks anyway. At least with the sharks they’re only risk is being eaten. WIth Britney they’ve got to worry about being dropped, tied to the roof of a car, or put in a microwave. And being eaten.

Beyonce knows how to lose weight

August 16th, 2006 // 190 Comments
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To lose 20 pounds for her latest movie role, Beyonce reportedly used the “maple syrup” diet which consists of mixing maple syrup with water, lemon juice, and cayenne pepper and drinking it as a daily meal replacement. A dietician who works with the British group Weight Concern says:

“The problem is not what’s in the diet but what’s not. There are no fats, proteins, vitamins or minerals and the only carbohydrate is in the form of sugar… People would start to feel very lethargic and would be unable to concentrate… They will probably end up in hospital, especially people who try it for more than 10 days.”

Sounds pretty healthy to me. Although I’ve got my own version of the maple syrup diet. It goes a little something like this. You don’t get all the nutrients of Beyonce’s version, but boy does it go down smooth.

Jennifer Aniston is really angry

August 16th, 2006 // 107 Comments
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Jennifer Aniston called up People today to set the record straight that she’s not engaged to Vince Vaughn. She says in an angry interview:

“I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to. Normally we don’t even acknowledge these things because they’re endless, at this point, the thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they’re getting angry. My dad calls and he says, ‘Honey, it’s on the CNN crawl,’ and I’m going, ‘Wait a second!’ When it starts to travel over into the Today show and CNN and supposedly reliable and accurate news programs, then you just go, ‘This is insane. People are getting fed a lot of bull. I don’t feed into that. We (her friends) don’t talk about it. We don’t hash it out because it’s not true. The only reason I’m saying something is because if we’re listening to the news, we’re supposed to be believing in the news. Tabloids are going to lie all the time. You

Kate Moss is engaged

August 16th, 2006 // 56 Comments
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Kate Moss has allegedly been wearing a diamond ring on her wedding finger sparking rumors that she and Pete Doherty are engaged. People from her camp are denying the engagement, although those close to Pete are confirming it. So pretty much nobody knows anything except that Kate Moss may or may not be wearing a ring on her wedding finger. And considering it’s Pete Doherty the ring may or may not have come from the bottom of a cereal box.

Prince Harry gets an apology

August 16th, 2006 // 58 Comments
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The Sun has apologized for printing the above picture featuring Prince Harry groping Natalie Pinkham’s breast. They had originally claimed the picture was taken at Boujis in 2006 but turns out it was actually taken back in 2003 before Prince Harry started going out with his current girlfriend. The Sun writes:

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