August 17, 2006
Pamela Anderson might be pregnant
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock celebrated wedding number three early today in Nashville, Tennessee, with a judge performing the ceremony just after midnight at Tootsie's Orchid Lounge. Additionally, Pamela was spotted walking around barefoot with a new looking bump suggesting she might already be pregnant. Although I was going through the pictures from her first wedding and it looks like she might just have a beer belly. I guess the only way we'll know for sure is to wait 9 months and see if she gives birth to a baby or a keg. Or, judging by how old she's been looking, a giant pile of sawdust.
One more closeup of Pamela's belly after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by ghost_rider on August 17, 2006 08:43 PM
first bitches.
2. Posted by Jslash on August 17, 2006 08:43 PM
Evil spawn of the Kid and Pam.
3. Posted by ghost_rider on August 17, 2006 08:44 PM
nah, that's just a belly full of jism.
4. Posted by ZombieSushi on August 17, 2006 08:47 PM
Looks like she could be carrying a small litter of babies in those knockers for awhile.
5. Posted by BigJim on August 17, 2006 09:02 PM
She's not pregnant. That's a semen gut.
6. Posted by Tits_McGhee on August 17, 2006 09:06 PM
Their kid's gonna come out with a beer in one hand and a cigar in the other with raging chamydia. It'll have size DD tits too. And it'll be a boy.
7. Posted by sharkbite on August 17, 2006 09:07 PM
Whoa there, skidrow! She does look mighty pregnant... that was quick.
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8. Posted by Nicole Lynn on August 17, 2006 09:12 PM
Jesus Christ she's 40, her stomach is fine-- she's human. Her boobs... well... that's another issue.
9. Posted by Bambella on August 17, 2006 09:13 PM
Perhaps one of her many breast implants has slipped downward...
I am sure by now she has lost track of how many she has.
10. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on August 17, 2006 09:26 PM
After she blew all the groomsmen as a parting gift, how could she not look a bit bloated the next day?
11. Posted by Britney on August 17, 2006 09:28 PM
i think instead of looking at her stomach we should be focusing in on her face and how it looks like she might be experiencing a herpes breakout. sick, looks like shes been picking at it.
12. Posted by Warren Rose on August 17, 2006 09:31 PM
--
So it's a lock this kid will have brain damage, right?!?
13. Posted by Warren Rose on August 17, 2006 09:32 PM
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So it's a lock this kid will have brain damage, right?!?
14. Posted by nc72 on August 17, 2006 10:06 PM
Looks like a 3rd booby. Her belly will end up around the same size as her boobies odd...
http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=pamela+anderson
15. Posted by RichPort on August 17, 2006 10:14 PM
#5 & #10 - HA! My thoughts exactly... classic
I saw this old guy at the supermarket with pretty much the same fucking glasses, only he had cataracts and a cane... I can't wait until she hits 60, then even I'll get to hit that. What? That's gross? Fuck that, I'm sooooo in there...
16. Posted by krisdylee on August 17, 2006 10:20 PM
BigJim, you fucker, I KNEW you couldn't stay away...
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this too
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19. Posted by Wanna Pet My Beaver? on August 17, 2006 10:27 PM
(Sarcastically) Are those breast implants? They look soooooo natural.
20. Posted by YoMamma on August 17, 2006 10:29 PM
WHo wants to place bets on "whos the daddy"?
My bet: NOT kid rock.
21. Posted by YoMamma on August 17, 2006 10:29 PM
Maybe Mel Gibsons....now that would be fun.
22. Posted by Team OJ on August 17, 2006 10:42 PM
I recall seeing something similar on Alien. It featured someone who looked pregnant, except he was a man. It also didn't end to well for him or the baby. Pretty sure Pamela's belly contains all kinds of alien leftovers and not the tasty kind either.
23. Posted by bond on August 17, 2006 10:53 PM
numero 6, you just made my day. thanks tits_mghee for the best laugh i've had all day!
24. Posted by dmarie on August 17, 2006 11:32 PM
oh great. as if there weren't enough skanks carrying STDs around hollywood...now this beast is gonna give birth to some...thing with 6 mutated diseases and the highest form of super hepatitis.
today gets better and better. first paris is super stinky (not unlike paris, france) and now this.
what's next the apocalypse?!
25. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on August 17, 2006 11:37 PM
Oh wow, I didn't even see that you had posted Big Jim! You couldn't resist us could ya?
26. Posted by killyouripod on August 17, 2006 11:39 PM
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27. Posted by Zanna on August 17, 2006 11:52 PM
BigJim....you've been mentioned specifically in Moose-Taint County, USA
http://trannyandzannagranny.blogspot.com/2006/07/dog-food-diet.html
28. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 18, 2006 12:55 AM
The baby will be nicknamed "Titus"
http://www.celebslam.com
29. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 18, 2006 01:49 AM
SHOES?!?!?!?!??!
30. Posted by Giggles on August 18, 2006 02:12 AM
Yes, it's twins alright.
31. Posted by Jan E-J on August 18, 2006 02:46 AM
Um....gravity? That's not a belly. Excess silicone has to go somewhere......??
32. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 18, 2006 03:05 AM
Oh, okay... see I was wondering why she married Kid Rock, it all makes sense now. Cleatus knocked her up. Lucky girl!
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33. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on August 18, 2006 06:49 AM
If she's pregnant, will the kids have a chance between the silicone, the hepatitis, and the steady stream of man juice it will be basting in. Ugh, I just made myself sick!
34. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on August 18, 2006 07:32 AM
oops, I meant kid
35. Posted by sometimesboy on August 18, 2006 07:45 AM
honestly...pam anderson might be brittney spears...they're cuntry, y'all...
36. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 18, 2006 08:16 AM
Forget pregnant, what's that bruise on her thigh??
37. Posted by jrzmommy on August 18, 2006 08:45 AM
A sign that a woman is pregnant is that her breasts get bigger.....I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations.
38. Posted by sweetcheeks on August 18, 2006 08:59 AM
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39. Posted by SuperShallow on August 18, 2006 09:04 AM
#35 Pam's not cuntry she's Canadian.....
And yeah do we have to continue breeding ignorance? First Tommy Lee and now this dude? Oh God....we're doomed. What if its a girl? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
40. Posted by sjb16 on August 18, 2006 09:22 AM
Forget the ginormous implants, I can't believe this walking STD isn't wearing any shoes while walking on a street. That's disgusting! She could give herpes to other people. Just because she can't possibly contract any more diseases doesn't give this skank the right to walk around without shoes, you're not at the f***ing beach!
41. Posted by tits_on_snack on August 18, 2006 09:37 AM
She ain't pregs y'all.
That's a fucking beer gut. Check out pictures from her bikini boat wedding, it's just saggy belly flab.
Is she walking through a parking lot barefoot?
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43. Posted by Fugurself on August 18, 2006 10:23 AM
Can fake boobs be used as a floating device? And does that mean Pamela will have survived the Titanic? Just wondering....
44. Posted by Grobpilot on August 18, 2006 10:24 AM
Hope that kid enjoys the steady diet of silicone it'll be sucking out of those tits
45. Posted by jrzmommy on August 18, 2006 10:32 AM
Tootsie's Orchid Lounge? Did they get married at a tittie bar? What the fuck is a Tootsie's Orchid Lounge? I"m gonna have to investigate.
46. Posted by jrzmommy on August 18, 2006 10:35 AM
And here it is.....please note the logo,
"HOWDY! Come on down to the
WORLD FAMOUS
TOOTSIES ORCHID LOUNGE
for a Holler and a Swaller...
and don’t forget to tip the band a dollar!"
www.tootsies.net
47. Posted by jrzmommy on August 18, 2006 10:36 AM
sorry, i meant, slogan not logo
48. Posted by Onenewshoe on August 18, 2006 10:40 AM
She would still look good bent over the trunk of my Chevy....
49. Posted by 86 on August 18, 2006 11:08 AM
I guess Britney isn't the only one who walks around barefoot in public.........
50. Posted by hendero on August 18, 2006 11:20 AM
where can I get one of those cool X17 bracelets she's wearing?
51. Posted by naeboo~ on August 18, 2006 11:21 AM
could be a silicone implant baby bump.. or her trying to smuggle coke to shitney. aha
52. Posted by bigponie on August 18, 2006 11:22 AM
I knew it, she was just full of shit...
53. Posted by DancingQueen on August 18, 2006 11:28 AM
I'd love to see Spam and Bob's kid compete on Jeopardy against Twitney and K-Fag's kid a few years down the road! I can see it now, "I'll take "How to be a Wigger" for $200 Alex." "Oh no, I done changed my mind, lemme git "How to Dress Like a Whore" for $1,000."
54. Posted by clarknova on August 18, 2006 11:33 AM
It must be a misplaced implant.
55. Posted by LadybugDoes on August 18, 2006 11:53 AM
Which bump are you looking at?
56. Posted by Fugurself on August 18, 2006 12:16 PM
She's pure magic, whenever I see her on my screen my keyboard levitates in my lap.
57. Posted by Bioplant on August 18, 2006 12:59 PM
I believe this is one marriage that will stand the test of time.
4 weddings and no funerals! Viva Dow Corning!
58. Posted by jrzmommy on August 18, 2006 01:08 PM
Speaking of gross surgically enhanced blonde pregnant whores......when's the happy day for Anna Nicole?
59. Posted by jrzmommy on August 18, 2006 01:12 PM
Helloo? Anyone out there? I need someone to talk to, God forbid!
60. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on August 18, 2006 01:37 PM
She might also be diseased... Or no wait, that's already been confirmed...
61. Posted by JoBOO on August 18, 2006 01:40 PM
I'd baste that turkey in a heartbeat!
SWEET FANCY MOSES!!!
62. Posted by JoBOO on August 18, 2006 01:41 PM
I'd baste her turkey in a heartbeat!!
SWEET FANCY MOSES!!!!
63. Posted by charm on August 18, 2006 01:55 PM
http://www.lostcherry.com/join.php?friend=120175 I kind of wondered that when I saw that, too.
64. Posted by charm on August 18, 2006 01:55 PM
http://www.lostcherry.com/join.php?friend=120175 I kind of wondered that when I saw that, too.
65. Posted by charm on August 18, 2006 01:59 PM
http://www.lostcherry.com/join.php?friend=120175 I'd kind of wondered that after seeing another picture of her.
66. Posted by Verbal Osmosis on August 18, 2006 02:05 PM
Can we get a new story up
67. Posted by sara1beth2 on August 18, 2006 02:22 PM
Hasn't she been guzzling champagne, or Mad Dog, or something in every wedding picture? Not good for the in-utero horror she might be carrying.
68. Posted by sara1beth2 on August 18, 2006 02:26 PM
Hasn't she been guzzling champagne, or Mad Dog, or something equally elegant in all the wedding pictures? Not good for the in-utero horror she might be carrying, along with the Hep C and God knows what else it will inherit.
69. Posted by sara1beth2 on August 18, 2006 02:36 PM
Hasn't she been guzzling champagne, or Mad Dog, or something equally elegant in all the wedding pictures? Not good for the in-utero horror.
70. Posted by bunnyhugger on August 18, 2006 02:59 PM
suicidal, shut up already! AT least do something besides copy and paste!
look how nice krisdylee pimped the site! less is more, dude.