August 17, 2006
Kate Beckinsale still doing outside squats
Kate Beckinsale was spotted doing some squats outside her gym in Brentwood yesterday morning. At least I think they're squats. Whatever they are they involve a giant rubber band. And a raging hardon. But that's on my end. It's hard for me to see a thick green rubber band like that and not get one. God forbid I walk into an Office Depot unprepared.
And just in case you've forgotten here's Kate Beckinsale and Kate Beckinsale and one more of Kate Beckinsale. Becauese if there's one thing I know, it's that Kate Beckinsale's name is Kate Beckinsale.
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Comments
1. Posted by jane's eyre on August 17, 2006 07:56 PM
I think this makes it 3 times that you've posted this same "story", Mr. Superficial.
2. Posted by strzchick04 on August 17, 2006 07:56 PM
first
3. Posted by strzchick04 on August 17, 2006 07:56 PM
first
4. Posted by strzchick04 on August 17, 2006 07:56 PM
first
5. Posted by strzchick04 on August 17, 2006 07:57 PM
Ooops...not first. oH well and yeah this story is getting pretty old
6. Posted by Wanna Pet My Beaver? on August 17, 2006 08:01 PM
Either this broad worksout in front of the same shop wearing the exact same clothes everyday, or Mr. Fish is desperately trying to stretch the story with stock photos. I guess the latter.
7. Posted by Darwina on August 17, 2006 08:02 PM
That's what I was just going to say #6 :p
Either way, not interesting. Unless her pants spit and her dong pops out. There's a story.
8. Posted by Darwina on August 17, 2006 08:03 PM
Er, split, even. And she seriously needs to wash her hair or something.
9. Posted by Tanor on August 17, 2006 08:04 PM
She is doing the hindu squat. It's a lot harder than it looks. Try doing 50 and you will feel the burn the next day.
10. Posted by ScriptRadar on August 17, 2006 08:18 PM
I'd love to squat on her. Or her on me. Either one will do.
11. Posted by indescribable.romance on August 17, 2006 08:34 PM
If she has a gym right there, why doesn't she try...going in?
Oh, well.
12. Posted by Nameless on August 17, 2006 08:38 PM
Not very neccessary, && to #7, with the rate she keeps using this outfit, I'm pretty sure your ideal story will come true.
13. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on August 17, 2006 08:43 PM
It must be nice to be so rich you can pay the gym membership and then not bother to actually enter it. You should see how much they spend on their dogs to go get a massage and go to a doggy gym. I would like to get a job as Matthew McCaughnehy's towel girl..........Matt call me, I need a job with benefits.
14. Posted by Gryffydd on August 17, 2006 08:45 PM
She needs to quit doing squats wherever that is and start doing them on my face.
15. Posted by Tits_McGhee on August 17, 2006 09:08 PM
Who cares???
Fatass.
16. Posted by sharkbite on August 17, 2006 09:08 PM
I'm sick of hearing about her and her exercise. Sit on a couch and pop back some cheetos already.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
17. Posted by nc72 on August 17, 2006 10:07 PM
The more outside squats the better. Kate is yummy!
http://www.exposay.com/kate-beckinsale-click-los-angeles-premiere/p/3377/47/
18. Posted by RichPort on August 17, 2006 10:27 PM
Excellent.. I just managed to successfully Photoshop my naked self underneath her in that last pic. I mean , with that look on her face, how could I not? I also 'clarified' the size of my joint, and included the same disclaimer that's written on side view mirrors. I'm working on #3 now, but it's not easy to blend that pic with the one of me pissing on a campfire , blasting a revolver in each hand like Yosemite Sam while I howl at the moon. Fucking weed and tequila... and on a work night no less...
19. Posted by Team OJ on August 17, 2006 10:35 PM
Damn i'd bet there is a sequel to Hollow Man in there somewhere.Or an incredibly boring porno featuring no sex and no cock.
20. Posted by TriStateSucka on August 17, 2006 11:00 PM
Who the fuck is Kate Beckinsale and why do I know her name. I don't know her or why she's famous but I hate her already. Go away. You're so average it's disgusting.
21. Posted by AmandatheWonderful on August 17, 2006 11:06 PM
Who gives a flying fuck? I can go do that all day long in front of my trailer with a Richport, Newport, whatthehellever, under me and get a hell of a lot more satisfaction out of it than I did looking at these pictures. Whatthefuckever, I can't believe I wasted 30 seconds of my life typing a response to this shit they call a story. Oh hell, there go another 5 seconds. What a vicious fucking cycle!
22. Posted by artmonkey3000 on August 17, 2006 11:29 PM
She must be toning up to make another horrible movie about werewolves fighting rubberfags.
23. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on August 17, 2006 11:38 PM
@18 I <3 you!
24. Posted by clarknova on August 17, 2006 11:39 PM
Oh, please, Superficial, not the same story again. I'd better save your freaking site on my computer to read it offline over and over, I won't miss a damn thing and won't pay for the freaking DSL.
25. Posted by Sir Psycho Sexy on August 18, 2006 12:13 AM
Absolutely nothing wrong with that fine ass. I'd hit it, hard.
26. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 18, 2006 12:53 AM
I think she's doing this shit on purpose.
http://www.celebslam.com
27. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 18, 2006 01:49 AM
What the fuck....
AGAIN?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
28. Posted by Giggles on August 18, 2006 02:30 AM
this is boring
29. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 18, 2006 03:02 AM
Ah, the dreaded Hindu squat. I do that in my Kick Boxing class. I think she does it outside so she can wobble easily to her car afterward... I mean that is what I do after 50 of those babies!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
30. Posted by gregsuarez on August 18, 2006 08:20 AM
Those are the biggest goddamn feet I've ever seen on a woman! She might as well play a werewolf-fighting clown in her next movie.
I have to agree with a previous post: she is doing this on purpose. While most celebrities want to pack all the paparazzi into WWII-style concentration camps and personally turn on the gas, she seems to want to cuddle with them.
31. Posted by SuperShallow on August 18, 2006 09:06 AM
Mr. SuperFish, I think she's doing this just for you. You can keep it to yourself now....I don't give a damn about her flat stomach, skinny thighs and little tight ass....no, I don't care at all.
32. Posted by jrzmommy on August 18, 2006 09:38 AM
I just don't have anything at all to say about this. there's no potential for wisecracks-- she's not fat, she's not emaciated (in fact she's pretty much one of the healthiest mirror-kissers I've seen in years); I can't tell you one movie or tv show she's been in so I can't make fun of her work; I don't know who she's dating or married to, so I can't make fun of that; she's exercising and not chasing the dragon or pounding shots of Absinthe so I can't make any addiction jokes; no criminal past to guffaw over......AH HA!!!! She's a boring fucking stick!!!! See, I knew there was something. She's Miss Goody Fucking Two Shoes, a regular Sandra Fucking Dee.
33. Posted by Anie900 on August 18, 2006 09:51 AM
Well as shes hot i don't really mind the repetitiveness...egh..cause i'd much rather look at a picture of her every time i come to this site than a picture of pam anderson -ever.
34. Posted by ReelWorld on August 18, 2006 10:00 AM
She's hot, yes. But her filmography is crap. Two Underworld movies and she's married to the guy who directed them. I must admit I am also getting a bad sense of deja vu over this story. How many friggin times do we need an article about her doing the exact same thing, wearin the exact same outfit in front of the exact same gym?? At least if she was topless it'd be an improvement!!
35. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 18, 2006 10:09 AM
Hey blogger fans, while the Superfish is trying to figure out which story to rehash, come on over to:
http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/
You'll see a "PENELOPE CRUZ NIP SLIP".
You'll read the "Top Ten Reasons Owen Wilson Is Better Than Chris Robinson" taken exculsively from Kate's private dairy!
You'll marvel at the tow-headed man/boy "Who
SEES DRUNK PEOPLE!!!
That and so much more!!!
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36. Posted by 86 on August 18, 2006 11:10 AM
She should take this act on the road.