August 16, 2006
Owen Wilson ruins Kate Hudson's marriage
Us Weekly's cover story is claiming that Kate Hudson's marriage with Chris Robinson fell apart because of her growing relationship with Owen Wilson.
Sources tell Us that Hudson has spent several nights at her You, Me and Dupree costar’s Santa Monica, California, pad in the last few weeks. “This is not a fling,” says a source close to the couple. “Kate is crazy about him. Owen gives her so much attention, and she loves it. [That’s why] she wants her marriage to be over.” Three days before the split, a Wilson source told Us, “Owen is not-so-secretly hoping she will leave Chris so they wouldn’t have to hide. He is falling for her.”
Looks like the Butterscotch Stallion strikes again. I hope Kate Hudson knows what she's getting herself into, because not very many women can handle getting their butt licked for over two hours. Have no idea what I'm talking about? Then read this and educate yourself, my friends. It's a sordid and disturbing story too shocking to be made up.
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Comments
1. Posted by Carolicious on August 16, 2006 01:10 PM
1st
2. Posted by Sheva on August 16, 2006 01:10 PM
Hmmm, a little post Wedding Crashers action. Nice.
First ya biatches!
3. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 16, 2006 01:11 PM
I like my Butterscotch Sundae with extra Scotch.
4. Posted by trophywife on August 16, 2006 01:13 PM
i'd let the stallion rub butterscotch all over my fine ass and let katie lick it off.
she is completely utterly pathetically way too hot for him. she should come give trophywife a try ;)
5. Posted by tito on August 16, 2006 01:13 PM
I love it when tabloids tell us the secret feelings of celebrities. "He is secretly falling for Kate. He has told nobody, but ... well, we KNOW. He is also craving chocolate this very second, and will go take a shit in exactly 1 and a half hours."
6. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 16, 2006 01:15 PM
The marriage fell apart because Chris Robinson looks like he just came off the set of "Easy Rider." That and he looks like Jesus.
http://www.celebslam.com
7. Posted by ezra on August 16, 2006 01:16 PM
mm, butterscotch. and stallions. i like nothing better than those awesome little butterscotch candies and riding horses. it's all so innocent
8. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 01:16 PM
LAST!!!
Come on over here!
http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/
She's had stuff posted since 7:00AM
...including this story.
9. Posted by RichPort on August 16, 2006 01:17 PM
Can you actually make a career out of fucking ugly guys? I mean it's works for Pam Anderon, but she's a whore.
10. Posted by ashley86 on August 16, 2006 01:17 PM
sorry i would NOT want him to lick my butt at all, let alone 2 hours
11. Posted by sharkbite on August 16, 2006 01:18 PM
They look kinda cute together.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
12. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 01:18 PM
I see Kate is hooking up with another Adonis. hot hot hot. nice going. who's next, Kate, Andy Dick? Should we tell Heather Locklear to keep David Spade under lock and key? That skinny white kid from Hustle and Flow???
#5--very funny!!
13. Posted by fro0ty on August 16, 2006 01:19 PM
its official
http://www.playpacman.net/sonic/
14. Posted by SuperShallow on August 16, 2006 01:31 PM
maybe he can convince her to give her son a haircut...
15. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 16, 2006 01:31 PM
That fucked up nose, I can't bear it during a two hour movie - how can she stand looking at while he fucks her. And that Butterscotch Stallion moniker, he probably made that up to help with the ladies. After careful consideration I have come to the conclusion that the reason why these fugly guys do so good with these actresses is because the majority of good looking guys in Hollywood are in fact homosexual. How else can you explain Chris Robinson ever getting that ass in the first place? Does the name Fisher Stevens ring a bell? He cornholed Michelle Phifer when she was still hot. The list could go on, but I digress...
16. Posted by sometimesboy on August 16, 2006 01:32 PM
owen is such a dedicated ass licker that even his movies suck ass...
17. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 16, 2006 01:33 PM
8 - I would, but unlike most of you people, I have a job. And at my job, I cann't access sites like "blogspot" or "myspace". And, yeah, that's right. I said "you people". Tell spankcheeks I said so. And tell her I said "wassaaaaaap", but do it like Martin Lawrence.
18. Posted by DancingQueen on August 16, 2006 01:36 PM
I think the chick he licked for two hours must have passed out on him because there is NO WAY I'd last that long in a similiar situation. The reason all these hot chicks like the ugs is because usually the really hot chicks are super insecure. Whether they are famous or not, they're all nutjobs. Seriously. Too perfect looking = fucked up.
19. Posted by Jacq on August 16, 2006 01:42 PM
BUTTERSCOTCH STALLION! DAMN YOU AND YOUR BOY-ISH GOOD LOOKS! DAMN YOU I SAY!
20. Posted by andrewthezeppo on August 16, 2006 01:43 PM
Their kids will be SOOOO funny and have so much curly blond hair...can the world stand it?
21. Posted by Iseult on August 16, 2006 01:45 PM
I CAN'T STAND Owen Wilson. He's an ugly moron. Kate is an Idiot.
22. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 01:45 PM
@17 - oshie, don't you have a computer at home, LIKE most people? I don't mean "like" like I'm yelling, but more to emphasize.
I'll tell Spanks wasup", but like those guys on the Budweiser® commercial.
23. Posted by Spindoc on August 16, 2006 01:48 PM
Ok, it's official. Kate Hudson likes ugly men.
24. Posted by nc72 on August 16, 2006 01:50 PM
I'd go for Kate too!
http://www.exposay.com/kate-hudson-you-me-and-dupree-movie-premiere---arrivals/p/3322/109/
25. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 16, 2006 02:00 PM
22 - No, I don't have a computer at home like you rich people. I have a broken Intellevision that I plug into a cordboard box to which I tape pictures from Taboo and Hustler. And I wrote "IBN" on the side so if I have company over they might think it's a knock-off IBM instead of just a box with extreme close-ups of pussy taped all over it. You'd be surprised how many people I've fooled.
26. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 16, 2006 02:05 PM
I heard that Owen Wilson fucked up his nose eating Nicole Ritchie's asshole. That's just what I heard, though. Quiet is as kept.
27. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 02:21 PM
25 - Let me talk to Michael Dell about getting you a knock off computer. He lives down the lane in the smallest house on my block.
I'll get back with you.
28. Posted by Doc on August 16, 2006 02:22 PM
I smell a Wedding Crashers sequel... call it "Marriage Crashers"... nice...
29. Posted by 86 on August 16, 2006 02:31 PM
I am thoroughly enjoying this thread. Especially # 16.
30. Posted by 86 on August 16, 2006 02:33 PM
I'm just picturing Owen's eagle-beak on their future kids. Don't ruin your gene pool Kate!!
31. Posted by Spindoc on August 16, 2006 02:34 PM
Her mom met Kurt Russel on the set of a not very good movie....and now Kate, always trying to outdo mommy decided to meet a guy on the set of the shittiest movie of the year.
32. Posted by DancingQueen on August 16, 2006 02:37 PM
Owen Wilson has a penis on the end of his nose.
33. Posted by Brak on August 16, 2006 02:47 PM
Oh, crazy Butterscotch Man...
34. Posted by Chodite on August 16, 2006 02:52 PM
Bitch has some truly fucked up taste in dudes.
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com
35. Posted by Chodite on August 16, 2006 02:52 PM
Bitch has some seriously fucked up taste in dudes.
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com
36. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 16, 2006 02:55 PM
Ahh, butt licking... you would be surprised at how many people are into that.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
37. Posted by RichPort on August 16, 2006 03:04 PM
Let's see, ass cheeks on his chest, tongue in her ass, nose that would make a Hasidic jealous firmly planted in the cooter simutaneously, I get it now. So the ugly fuck is a show off. Well she's a few bad burritos and hits of Ex Lax away from ending this harmonious relationship. I mean, shit (literally), even pretty girls get the runs.
38. Posted by MollyPoo on August 16, 2006 03:11 PM
OMG, #32, I was thinking the exact same thing...
39. Posted by AmericanMcKrout on August 16, 2006 03:54 PM
Big, f*cking surprise.
40. Posted by Italian Stallion on August 16, 2006 03:58 PM
Butterscotch Stallion?
What kind of gay ass shit is that?
There is only one Stallion the ladies need to worry about, and he's typing this fucking comment..........
That motherfucker look's like he's been snorting rock's or something.............
I can't believe you ladies think this tool box is good looking, he has nothing on the Italian Stallion in the look's department or in the sausage department..........
Italian Stallion = O.G.
41. Posted by Kungfujen on August 16, 2006 04:01 PM
It was the kid's hair that broke up that marriage, not the butt-licker. Well, not in the first instance, anyway.
IT'S A BOY, CUT THE HAIR ALREADY!
As you were.
42. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 04:17 PM
I have no idea why this guy is as major of a star as he is. He always plays the same kind of smarmy wise ass character, he's definately not good looking. I just don't get it.
43. Posted by 86 on August 16, 2006 04:43 PM
And his nose is the reason his voice is unbearable. Anyone see Armageddon? Wahhhneyyyyyaaaammwww. That is my Owen Wilson impersonation.
44. Posted by dupababy on August 16, 2006 08:15 PM
two hour ass lickings notwithstanding (hell, i'd date his crookedly nose for that action)i think the real reason kate's banging the scotchie is cause she's so overwrought that her son looks like curious george..
http://www.stingybitches.com/Stingy%20kitties%203.html
45. Posted by cole007 on August 18, 2006 11:17 AM
That movie sucked so bad - it seems to have come to life to ruin a perfectly good marriage of an old druggie rocker and a young blonde bad actress. She's gonna dump him soooo fast. Loser.