August 16, 2006
Owen Wilson looks guilty
Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson were spotted leaving Hugo's PIzza Restaurant while they were promoting their movie in Sydney, Australia back in late July. And the guilty looks on both their faces suggest it was more than just a friendly dinner. Although if I had a reputation for being an obsessive butt licker I'd probably cover up my face in shame too. It's a wonder he can even look himself in the mirror, let alone walk around in public. He looks like he was just caught masturbating. Which is understandable because I'd probably be doing the same thing if I was having dinner with Kate Hudson. You know, under the table. Or in the bathroom. Or, as is usually the case, on top of the table spinning wildly and yelling, "You like that? You like that?!"
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Comments
1. Posted by JammyDodger on August 16, 2006 02:36 PM
first?!
2. Posted by joker13 on August 16, 2006 02:36 PM
1st
3. Posted by Rimmer on August 16, 2006 02:36 PM
She must have been licking his butt. Look at how that hair is parted in the middle.
4. Posted by Fugurself on August 16, 2006 02:36 PM
If I were Owen I'll do her too....marriage or not...children or not....do her till she walks funny
5. Posted by JammyDodger on August 16, 2006 02:37 PM
I bet she licked his ass for like 5 hours...then he probably sharted on her face...thats why she has dark 'roots'
6. Posted by Verbal Osmosis on August 16, 2006 02:42 PM
Owen wiping the sweat off his brow from a marathon butterscotch session.
7. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 02:44 PM
He looks suspiciously like he does two posts down.
Only with his arm in front of his face!
8. Posted by Brak on August 16, 2006 02:46 PM
You must link to the Butterscotch Man's butt-lick confession. It's my favorite news bit to date!
9. Posted by RichPort on August 16, 2006 02:49 PM
Can't blame anyone for wanting to lick her. I can, however, blame HER for wanting to lick HIM. Bad Kate Hudson! Bad Kate Hudson! As punishment, I shall lick her.
10. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 16, 2006 02:53 PM
Kate is working the "after sex glow"
http://www.celebslam.com
11. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 02:55 PM
"Spokespersons, on your marks.....get set....EXPLAIN!"
LET THE BAD P.R. BEGIN.......
12. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 16, 2006 02:59 PM
Well if you LOOK guilty you must BE guilty right? Especially if you like butt licking! However that would mean there are a lot of guilty people in the world. Scary.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
13. Posted by Fugurself on August 16, 2006 03:01 PM
Owen is a butt munch, a fooking idiot,
she's a hawt MILF and he should be shot on site for
fuckin' up a hot piece of MILF ass.
But really this story will have been more interesting if it involved a tub of KY, a double-ender, a donkey and some nipple clamps
14. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 03:04 PM
I mean, she didn't even trade UP. She went with a total lateral move -- if that. I dunno. Goldie needs to have a talk with her.
15. Posted by polypam on August 16, 2006 03:10 PM
Owen Wilson is a hot piece of ass. You get yours, Kate!
16. Posted by Praz on August 16, 2006 03:15 PM
She's not that attractive.
17. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on August 16, 2006 03:30 PM
@15 Owen Wilson a hot piece of ass?? Excuse me while I break my nose in 3 places so I look like that "hot piece of ass". Fucker has the ugliest nose I have ever seen. And Kate, I'd fuck her.
18. Posted by SuperShallow on August 16, 2006 03:31 PM
okay, so I wouldn't let him lick my butt for the whole two hours but I'll admit the idea turns me on...
I like the idea of taking a total loser and fucking his brains out until he's crosseyed...cuz I'm hot and I can. But I run into a problem when they want to hang around...that sucks.
19. Posted by SuperShallow on August 16, 2006 03:32 PM
yeah his nose is weird and ugly... I'd still do him
20. Posted by scienceguy on August 16, 2006 03:46 PM
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21. Posted by RichPort on August 16, 2006 03:56 PM
#17 - Yea, apparently I have to hit myself on the side of the head with a cinder block to be considered as hot as this muppet looking mop head. I've licked a couple of gluts in my dat, but 2 hours? Who wants to risk a sprained tongue?
22. Posted by AmericanMcKrout on August 16, 2006 04:00 PM
She must really go for guts who smoke weed. Lord, who's next? Woody Harrelson? David Lee Roth? What a waste of grade A pussy...
23. Posted by AmericanMcKrout on August 16, 2006 04:01 PM
Oops, I meant 'guys'.
24. Posted by Zanna on August 16, 2006 04:11 PM
@17- don't you think his nose looks like it's been surgically altered? Like someone sewed the head of a dead guy's penis on it.
25. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on August 16, 2006 04:30 PM
Kate is fucking hot, I'd chew on those tiny titties for awhile, then make her play Sit N' Spin.
26. Posted by nc72 on August 16, 2006 04:38 PM
Dude is so guilty! Underneath that arm he'd be lookin like this heh...
http://www.exposay.com/owen-wilson-you-me-and-dupree-movie-premiere---arrivals/p/3322/26/
27. Posted by purplepuppy on August 16, 2006 04:40 PM
Fuck whatever! As if Chris Robinson didn't cheat on her like a million times while he was on the road. Maybe she's just getting revenge! Go Kate go!!!
28. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 16, 2006 04:44 PM
Who knows what they had for dinner, but we all know what Owen's having for dessert - chocolate starfish a'la Kate.
29. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 16, 2006 04:48 PM
They don't look guilty, they look like they just saw the first 20 minutes of "You, Me and Dupree". *tugs collar to one side and makes wretching face* Oy!
30. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on August 16, 2006 04:53 PM
I just don't understand the appeal of that dork. He has a fucked up nose, a whiny pussy voice, and bad bodied to boot. So please ladies, tell me, what is it that makes this guy hot besides his Hollywood wallet? It must be the ass eating.
31. Posted by 86 on August 16, 2006 04:54 PM
He's a scorpio.
32. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on August 16, 2006 05:13 PM
I hate when blondes date blondes - so GD boring. And GTF over URselves! U will NEVER "B" referred 2 as "Kowen" or "WilHudson." Brangelina U ain't. Cover UR GD faces only because they perhaps need make-up. These 2 needn't "B" 2 worried about "B"eing seen 2gether cuz they are both unworthy of being "A" listers, but I suppose the bumbling, uncertain-act of Hugh Grant got a lil long in the tooth and Kate Hudson....well....dunno, think she's somehow connected?! Hmmmmm. U 2 "B at Best" actors R as worthy of an American audience as David Hasselhoff is of his German one.
33. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 16, 2006 05:21 PM
Eye-Dish Lass, why isn't your name "I-DsH" La$$ 2 B Kewl 4 Eva? Just wondering...
34. Posted by commissioner on August 16, 2006 05:46 PM
@33
Made my day. Thanks.
35. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on August 16, 2006 05:55 PM
Wow....You TOTALLY MODED me OshKosh. I ACCEPT that commenting on this sh** makes me a LOSER. U (no...not Y O U) COMMENTING ON ME makes you a major PATHETIC LOSER with a waistband so big it's been confused for the rings of Saturn. Now POP that pulsating zit on your cellulite ass. Chill out baby, I know you're stressed...only 14 more days until your GUV-MENT checks comes in. Ooooh-wee, how many "all you can eat SKRRRIMPS" can you eat?!
36. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 16, 2006 06:03 PM
I eat so many skrimps I gots iodine eyes, and besides, I could never make as much money as you with your high-falutin' career as a professional Jr. High yearbook signor.
Good luck with that.
Peace!:) 2 Kewl 4 Skewl! Luv 4 eva XOXO
37. Posted by Warren Rose on August 17, 2006 12:57 AM
How can that MF'er lick an @sshole for 2 hours without his shlong-nose getting in the way? I call shananigans.
___
G-Dub having an affair with Condi Rice?!!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/bush-and-condi-making-sex.html
38. Posted by Warren Rose on August 17, 2006 12:58 AM
How can that MF'er lick an @sshole for 2 hours without his shlong-nose getting in the way? I call shananigans.
___
G-Dub having an affair with Condi Rice?!!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/bush-and-condi-making-sex.html
39. Posted by jrzmommy on August 17, 2006 10:28 AM
32--I H8 when chix type like a Prince song title. 4 real. it iz annoying. U need to stop B-ing such N unkewl @sshole that is 4 sure. dont worry-- skewl starts real soon and all of your frenz will B back from vayKshun soon and you can IM them and text them all of ur retarded missives and B a MAJOR jerkoff and LOSER with them and leave the rest of us alone.
40. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on August 17, 2006 12:12 PM
Why so angry OshKosh? Do you NEVER text message?! It is just like Shorthand....try it...you could stroke your teeny peeny with one and "B 2 KEWL LIKE ME" when you type! Why focus your anger at me when your true anger is because you suffer from micro-penis? Relax - it could just be a big clit! Androgyny is H O T. It's OK Pat.
41. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on August 17, 2006 12:13 PM
Why so angry OshKosh? Do you NEVER text message?! It is just like Shorthand....try it...you could stroke your teeny peeny with one and "B 2 KEWL LIKE ME" when you type! Why focus your anger at me when your true anger is because you suffer from micro-penis? Relax - it could just be a big clit! Androgyny is H O T. It's OK Pat.
42. Posted by pagebetty on August 18, 2006 11:48 AM
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====== Whatever. There's nothing wrong with it. Her and Chris were probably already broken up. =========== I hope that they are very happy.