August 16, 2006
Kate Moss is engaged
Kate Moss has allegedly been wearing a diamond ring on her wedding finger sparking rumors that she and Pete Doherty are engaged. People from her camp are denying the engagement, although those close to Pete are confirming it. So pretty much nobody knows anything except that Kate Moss may or may not be wearing a ring on her wedding finger. And considering it's Pete Doherty the ring may or may not have come from the bottom of a cereal box.
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Comments
1. Posted by Bioplant on August 16, 2006 06:57 PM
Good information on the Mosster.
2. Posted by Bioplant on August 16, 2006 06:58 PM
Also, I see nipple.
Carry on...
3. Posted by BoredStiff on August 16, 2006 06:59 PM
What a f%*&ing idiot. She deserves whatever she gets!
4. Posted by katfacewoman on August 16, 2006 07:04 PM
EWWWW! Will rotting teeth be the new herion chic?
5. Posted by bigponie on August 16, 2006 07:16 PM
I hope they get married so nine months from now Kate can give birth to a child made entirely out of cocaine
6. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 16, 2006 07:16 PM
I love when junkies marry!
http://www.celebslam.com
7. Posted by dupababy on August 16, 2006 07:19 PM
and may they live happily ever after in a pool of spit and vomit with their eyes rolled back into their heads as viewed from a blood spattered lens while vanity fair publishes pictures of kate's mosquito bites.. i bet the ring is cz.. i bet the two of them haven't eaten food in six months.. happy hypodermic needles y'all!
8. Posted by Lexi on August 16, 2006 07:24 PM
After slipping the ring on her finger, he then used a hypodermic needle to draw her blood and squirt random strangers with it. And then he jumped from car roof to car roof proclaiming, "I am the Monkey King!!!"
But seriously, he skeeves me out. He's that special kind of guy that you can catch GonorrHerpaSyphilis from.
9. Posted by ValeWolf on August 16, 2006 07:30 PM
I bet he didn't even buy that ring. He just stole it from some poor woman he sedated to steal some clean urine from.
10. Posted by BriBri on August 16, 2006 07:35 PM
#5-LOL!
11. Posted by redsonja1313 on August 16, 2006 07:49 PM
I see an Oliver Stone bi-opic in the works
12. Posted by LL on August 16, 2006 07:50 PM
I'm laughing my ass right now. Damn, it's pretty bad when the best thing I got going at work is hilarious comments about the two skeeviest famous junkies in all of the UK. Actually, Kate's good-looking, but that Doherty fellow: WTF is he famous for, anyway, besides shagging Kate and getting arrested? Seriously, what has he done? Every time I see a picture of him wearing that faggy hat, I want to smack him upside the head with a tire iron. Just because.
How is he not dead from an overdose yet?
13. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 07:55 PM
Who will die first Nicole Richie or Pete Doherty??
14. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 08:00 PM
Let's try that again!
Who will die first Nicole Richie or Pete Doherty??
http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=1514&fullsize=1
15. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 16, 2006 08:08 PM
Their lovechild will look like the kid from It's Alive. Or maybe Gollum, come out of Kate's cockfunnel all hooked on crack and looking like an eighty year old Keith Richards. I really do wish them both the best... the best, purest, white powder heroin so that they can shoot/snort their brains out. As a wedding gift expect to see his and hers monogrammed hypodermic needles. For all those Johnny Depp fans out there (virtually all women), just remember your Cap'n Jack used to fuck this wastrel. Great taste.
16. Posted by PunjabPete on August 16, 2006 08:23 PM
Sad news for Kate's current child...
"Honey, I am geting married... Yes, to the douche who like to quirt blood on camera men... What do you mean you don't know if you want him as your new daddy??? Just shutup and pass money that needle..."
Sad. I hope Kate dies just for her child's sake.
17. Posted by PunjabPete on August 16, 2006 08:24 PM
Look at those typos...
likes to squirt blood...
pass mommy that needle...
You get the idea... long goddamn day...
18. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 16, 2006 08:27 PM
Yes, very interesting, has made my day to read such important information. Now I may continue with my dull and boring life. Saracasm... ode to sarcasam...I love you sweet sarcasm.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
19. Posted by Tanor on August 16, 2006 08:38 PM
So if this is true, lets bet on how long it will last. I say 6-8 months.
http://www.BadBreakups.net
20. Posted by AmericanMcKrout on August 16, 2006 08:57 PM
That is one ugly cunt. She hurts my eyes and brings a fresh vomit to the back of my throat.
Anyone else see the movie, "Sid and Nancy"? Yeah. History is doomed to repeat itself.
21. Posted by MOCKERFOCKER on August 16, 2006 09:07 PM
Good work Kate, hope you enjoy waking up to Pete sticking VD laden syringes into your thighs and giggling through those Winter Green Cloretts he calls "teeth".
22. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 09:39 PM
@15 - "cockfunnel" - very descriptive UNWASHED
#17 - Punjab, thanks for clearing the up!
23. Posted by Grobpilot on August 16, 2006 10:02 PM
#14- Kind of looks like someone spuzzed on Nicole's chest, huh?
24. Posted by No1Zero on August 16, 2006 10:09 PM
No one cares!
25. Posted by prideofchucky on August 16, 2006 10:20 PM
Posted by Tanor:
"lets bet on how long it will last"
-NO----NO-----NO---NO----NO-------NO!!!
The REAL bet is HOW IT ENDS.
Alright folks, line up!
Here are TODAY'S ODDS:
* Pete & Kate split peacefully giving banal statements through overpaid publicists that "Although they still love one another & always will(GAG!) they just grew apart".
ODDS 80,000,000 to 1
* Pete, after so any years of curricular "research" discovers his TRUE PATH & becomes a brilliant THERMODYNAMIC CHEMIST & most notiably famous for breakthroughs in molecular fusement and bonding of bone tissues and dead brain cells saving countless lives in car crashes. Upon presenting him the 3rd Pulitzer & 5th Noble Prize, full-standing Steven Hawking calls Pete "The most gifted brain to walk the planet" and personally thanks him for putting off last weekend's fishing trip to cure Amyotrophic-Lateral-Sclerosis and World Hunger.
Unfortuanlty this all comes at a cost. Moss, upset that the workacholic Pete can't spend time with their healthy eight children (who are toddlers but already intellectual mavericks in Literature, Russian Judo & Middle Eastern Peace Politics) and is forced to file for divorce-taking over half of Pete's Fortune he made by that car engine he invented that runs on used condoms.
0DDS 999,999,999,999,999,9999,999,999 to 1
* A joint effort of Moss's Family, British police and Child Services seperate the two after Pete confuses "Hamburger Helper" with "Heroin Helper" killing 7 at a family Bar-B-Q.
ODSS 4 to 1
* In 1 1/2 months Pete being grilled in a police chair with a beefy investigator holding up a severed arm and screaming,
"Where's the REST of HER?! WHERE'S THE REST OF HER U SICK FUCK!!!!!"
ODDS 9/16 to 1
26. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 11:26 PM
25-Chucky - Don't get me started on Middle Eastern Peace Politics! That was my major in college.
I dropped out 2 days into the first semester.
27. Posted by thesarahficial on August 17, 2006 12:37 AM
GOO!
28. Posted by ghost_rider on August 17, 2006 01:29 AM
coke is the real thing
29. Posted by guymorgan on August 17, 2006 03:05 AM
Its a shame Kate is getting/maybe married to such a fella. She could get someone who is actually good looking and rougth.
30. Posted by prideofchucky on August 17, 2006 07:06 AM
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn't cuz you BOMBED that last exam..[RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in, "no really I'm not kidding - that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now" Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh I feel pukey...)
31. Posted by prideofchucky on August 17, 2006 07:09 AM
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn't cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: "no really I'm not kidding - that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now" Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey...)
32. Posted by prideofchucky on August 17, 2006 07:11 AM
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn't cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: "no really I'm not kidding - that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now" Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey...)
33. Posted by prideofchucky on August 17, 2006 07:13 AM
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn't cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: "no really I'm not kidding - that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now" Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey...)
34. Posted by prideofchucky on August 17, 2006 07:14 AM
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn't cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: "no really I'm not kidding - that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now" Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey...)
35. Posted by nc72 on August 17, 2006 07:42 AM
Her friends are getting married, she's getting on in years. Check her out at Bobby Gillespie's wedding...
http://www.exposay.com/bobby-gillespie-of-primal-scream-married-katy-england-at-st-margarets-church/v/3245/
36. Posted by nc72 on August 17, 2006 07:43 AM
Her friends are getting married, she's getting on in years. Check her out at Bobby Gillespie's wedding...
http://www.exposay.com/bobby-gillespie-of-primal-scream-married-katy-england-at-st-margarets-church/v/3245/
37. Posted by prideofchucky on August 17, 2006 07:57 AM
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn't cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: "no really I'm not kidding - that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now" Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey...)
38. Posted by RichPort on August 17, 2006 08:55 AM
Damn you Type Key!!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!
39. Posted by RichPort on August 17, 2006 09:06 AM
Damn you Type Key!!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!
40. Posted by nc72 on August 17, 2006 09:13 AM
Her friends are getting married, she's coming along in age, so only natural I guess. Photos of her at Bobby Gillespie's wedding. Still cleans up nicely...
http://www.exposay.com/bobby-gillespie-of-primal-scream-married-katy-england-at-st-margarets-church/v/3245/
41. Posted by SuperShallow on August 17, 2006 09:38 AM
okay she's marrying who? I'm a dork I have no idea who that guy is...
Honestly, when you mature but still look like a 12 year old it gets old fast...
I so don't care about Kate Moss I've always known she was on coke especially from her and Johnny Depps hotel room debacle.
I know I have to care a little to even post a comment so no hounding me on that please.
42. Posted by SuperShallow on August 17, 2006 09:42 AM
okay she's marrying who? I'm a dork I have no idea who that guy is...
Honestly, when you mature but still look like a 12 year old it gets old fast...
I so don't care about Kate Moss I've always known she was on coke especially from her and Johnny Depps hotel room debacle.
I know I have to care a little to even post a comment so no hounding me on that please.
43. Posted by jrzmommy on August 17, 2006 10:07 AM
I think a borderline psychotic heroin addict will make a wonderful stepfather to her daughter.
Well, I for one am sending a case of tourniquets as an engagement gift.
44. Posted by Do Freebird on August 17, 2006 10:56 AM
Ah, the Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen for the New Millenium.
They'll both be dead before 40, either by drugs/Aids or suicide. At least one can hope.
45. Posted by Do Freebird on August 17, 2006 10:56 AM
Ah, the Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen for the New Millenium.
They'll both be dead before 40, either by drugs/Aids or suicide. At least one can hope.
46. Posted by Do Freebird on August 17, 2006 11:04 AM
Ah, the Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen for the New Millenium. As far as I'm concerned, these two new wannabe's have to go quite a bit before they they near the originals. Sid and Nancy's Muder/drug overdose suicide will be hard to top.
They'll both be dead before 40, either by drugs/Aids or suicide. At least one can hope.
here's a vid of an interview that the original Kate/Pete did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raEXGXw5VJM
47. Posted by Do Freebird on August 17, 2006 11:05 AM
Ah, the Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen for the New Millenium. As far as I'm concerned, these two new wannabe's have to go quite a bit before they they near the originals. Sid and Nancy's Muder/drug overdose suicide will be hard to top.
They'll both be dead before 40, either by drugs/Aids or suicide. At least one can hope.
here's a vid of an interview that the original Kate/Pete did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raEXGXw5VJM.
Nice british accent for a girl from South Philly.
48. Posted by prideofchucky on August 17, 2006 11:23 AM
To-#26
Egads! No wonder ur suicidal:)
Hopefully it wasn't cuz you -bombed- that last exam [RIM SHOT/CYMBAL CRASH!]
(Heh-heh. Get it? BOMBED? As in: "no really I'm not kidding - that auditorium is just a parking lot and a plaque now" Heh-heh, heeh-ehhh oh god I feel pukey...)
49. Posted by Reid on August 17, 2006 11:59 AM
So, with her tendencies towards anorexia and coke abuse, did Pete have to glue that ring onto her finger so it just doesn't fall off at some blow-fueled rave?
http://www.reidaboutit.com
50. Posted by superp on August 17, 2006 12:16 PM
AWWW, the snaggle-tooth twins are going to finally stumble, weave, and vomit down the aisle. Congradulations!
51. Posted by Reid on August 17, 2006 02:21 PM
The secret to a long-lasting relationship is all chemical. Since Pete knows she's a coke freak and prone to bouts of anorexia, he glued the ring to her finger so it wouldn't fly off at a drug-fueled rave.
Now THAT's love.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
52. Posted by prideofchucky on August 17, 2006 02:54 PM
sorry for multi-post. 2 reasons: my computer is fizting and I'm a dumbass.
53. Posted by Spindoc on August 17, 2006 04:51 PM
Pete Dogherty looks like he could spend an hour in the shower and still have a layer of scummy sweat that smells like "Last night at the club" on him.
54. Posted by Spindoc on August 17, 2006 05:00 PM
LOL!!!!! This article was in the NYPOST
August 17, 2006 -- KATE Moss is offending Muslims in the Big Apple and she doesn't even know it. A big poster for Calvin Klein's new ad campaign showing a topless Moss in different poses, one in which she's holding onto a shirtless hunk, has popped up right across the street from the Madina Masjid Mosque on East 11th Street - a sorry sight for devout East Village Muslims who must pass it as many as five times a day to get to their prayer sessions. Animalnewyork.com, which first noticed the proximity, says, "It's only a matter of time before some action is taken, and we're dying to see what a hastily spray-painted burqa looks like on the young coke-sniffing crusader."
55. Posted by Tits_McGhee on August 17, 2006 06:26 PM
I can just picture this marriage. Instead of throwing rice at the wedding, they'll throw cocaine.
The honeymoon will be held at the Betty Ford Clinic.