huh?

what no pancake?
2nd!!

Good bye milky jugs.

Sooooo healthy. Great job, Hollywood.

That is a ridiculous diet. It may help her lose weight, but she will pay a price later for that kind of food intake. Now, I personally like the pureed dog food diet with jelly beans, fava beans and a nice Chianti.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Why doesn't she try the "refuse any food that comes near her mouth" diet? It worked for Nicole Ritchie.

I really hope all these celebrities will just keep trying to out-do each other in the weightloss department then, one by one, they will all pull a Karen Carpenter.

i suppose you'll also lose weight, but i've always heard of that "diet" as being more of a cleanse. i really don't want to think that much about beyonce's bowels though. ew.

check the similarities...
http://therawfoodsite.com/mastercleanse.htm

now just loose that fat ass and we may have something here...

since when she became friends with nicole richie?

The superfish dude (chugging the syrup) looks like an "Easter Islander" with hair!!!

http://www.mysteriousplaces.com/Easter_Island/index.html

She's still yummy and booty-licious. Yay Team Healthy Women!

she is so fucking dope i would fuck da shit out dis bitch i love dis bitch and she will love me one day if i ain't Justin Igger

@13 I'm sure you will win Beyonce's heart one day, afterall, she's Justin Igger too.

I could help her lose about 180 pounds a day... of course that would involve her pushing me off of her every morning, but still, she should really consider it...

Is it just me or is Beyonce starting to look more white?

http://www.celebslam.com

She should try the "Texas Twat Sauce Diet"...it's all jizz..I look fucking awesome and you should see my skin.

Whatever. She's still fat.

@18 Yeah and Megan Harris is still ugly. Woof!

Check out dude in the last pic with the hat and the phosphorescent green shirt... he's all about THAT shit!

Yeah, my friend does that cleanse every so often. I actually know of a few health nuts who do cleanses as well. It's not really a diet at all.

The maple syrup thing is a cleanse. A friend of mine did it for 21 days, she looks fabulous, and did NOT end up in the hospital. Cleansing is entirely different than the standard Hollywood dieting a la Nicole Ritchie...

Anyway, I just had to say it.

That's all.

@17 Yeah I used that diet too. Only problem is the calorie intake on cum can get up there when you are swallowing dozens of loads a day. I usually like to end the day with a good ass thumping, that way I shit out those extra calories. Kinda like a laxative. Or an enema.

Cunty cunter cuntabulous cuntrific cunts.

There.

oh she's hawt now alright.. problem is whenever anyone gets near her they feel this overwhelming urge to sing the aunt jemima pancake song out loud.. where is my fork.. my spoon.. there's nothing worse in this universe.. she should really try the tomato diet instead.. you know.. all that lycopene.. now that will charge up your hoochie coochie..
http://www.stingybitches.com/gourmet%20page.html

PLAGURISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, maybe not, but the similarities are quite obvious, no? Click the link.

And, Justa Nigger..wait, should that say Nigga?..eh, spelling taint the strong point, so...Nigger.........Is that you, Fa Cube Itches/many other names?

That diet is bullshit. She needs to start the Mummy Diet, by Nicole Richie.

That's right, Beyonce, listen to The Man telling you that your butt is too big and you are too curvy to be in movies! Men looooove women with no ass, no hips, and a sharply defined breastbone!

she adds in the cayenne pepper in her daily meal just to give her that hot ass.

or is it stink ass...

Say what you want but 99% of the time Beyonce looks good, in control, and is ready for showtime. Britney, Lindsay, and the rest should beg Beyonce to be their life coach.

And that helped her acting how... ?!

GW Bush sleeping with Condoleeza Rice?!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/bush-and-condi-making-sex.html

i'd nail that hootchie momma ass like i was in home depot

She's on a Maple Syrup Diet ?
All I can say is : (of course)
'I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK
I work all day, and I sleep all night...
On Monday's I go shopping.. and I wonder why this was funny !!
(on Monday's he goes shopping and He wonders why this was funny') (REPEAT)
His medication expires Tuesday so blow me early next week.
(His medication expires Tuesday - so blow him early next week) (REPEAT)

(I'll never get lunch in this town )

This is for the Prince Harry thread which doesn't seem to take comments any more :
These Brits love modern concepts like Heredity Rule and 'Left wing'leaders who get down and bark when American Republicans tell them who to invade.
Oh - he grabbed a tit ? At least he took off the Nazi uniform - but what was he hiding...

syrup? please.......nothing will give this over-rated cooch talent.....she can try blowing Jay-zip, not gonna mattah.....the bitch got no talent.......nuff said

@30 i concur. She's not doing it for vanity sake but for a movie role and she looks great. Friends with Nicole Richie? Hell no!!

@30 i concur. She's not doing it for vanity sake but for a movie role and she looks great. Friends with Nicole Richie? Hell no!!

@30 i concur. She's not doing it for vanity sake but for a movie role and she looks great. Friends with Nicole Richie? Hell no!!

@30 i concur. She's not doing it for vanity sake but for a movie role and she looks great. Friends with Nicole Richie? Hell no!!

She didn't exactly invent that. It's called the Master Cleanse. It is a detox cleansing fast that was created quite a long time ago. She either a) learned it from the book that the creator of the fast published (called, aptly enough "The Master Cleanse") or b)read about it online.

It's a great detox, and extremely effective. But Beyonce isn't exactly a weightloss pioneer for using it.

She didn't exactly invent that. It's called the Master Cleanse. It is a detox cleansing fast that was created quite a long time ago. She either a) learned it from the book that the creator of the fast published (called, aptly enough "The Master Cleanse") or b)read about it online.

It's a great detox, and extremely effective. But Beyonce isn't exactly a weightloss pioneer for using it.

I'd nail it like a cedar shingle. Ooogah!

I'd nail it like a cedar shingle. Ooogah!

sex is the best diet!

that and playing sonic!
http://www.playpacman.net/sonic/

sex is the best diet!

that and playing sonic!
http://www.playpacman.net/sonic/

@13 - I'm black and I haven't said "dope" since 1991.

Oh, and I would also knock the bejeezuss out dat pussee!

@13 - I'm black and I haven't said "dope" since 1991.

Oh, and I would also knock the bejeezuss out dat pussee!

I challenge any of you ass haters to find a hotter chick than this. Jay Z must still smack himself every morning and have a hearty laugh at us all, knowing she is way beyond his league, though I suspect she's a bit icey...

I challenge any of you ass haters to find a hotter chick than this. Jay Z must still smack himself every morning and have a hearty laugh at us all, knowing she is way beyond his league, though I suspect she's a bit icey...

I don't see it--all the tabloids keep saying she's lost weight but I don't see it.
Maybe it's because I've been conditioned to picture Nichole as what weight loss really looks like.
Silly me.

I don't see it--all the tabloids say she's lost weight but I just don't see it.
Maybe it's because I've been conditioned to picture Nicole as what weight loss looks like.
Silly me.

That's a sick diet

http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=beyonce

Damn you Type Key!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!

Damn you Type Key!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!

I just don't see it--the tabloids say she's lost weight--I don't see it.
Maybe it's because I've been conditioned to refer to Nicole as what weight loss looks like.
Sill me!

Jeez, could she make herself look any whiter? I mean really. She's definitely had plastic surgery on her face and if she's willing to do that then I'm sure she's had some lipo too.

Damn you Type Key!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!

"Lethargic" huh...that could explain that pink panther movie.

"Lethargic" huh?...that could explain that pink panther movie.

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.

* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

"Lethargic" huh?...that could explain that pink panther movie.

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.

* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.

* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.
* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.
* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.
* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

"Lethargic" huh?...that could explain that pink panther movie.

Ha too bad she cannot eat Fois Gras in Chicago any more

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/14/chicago-bids-farewell-to-fois-gras/

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.
* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

Ha too bad she cannot eat fois gras in chicago:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/14/chicago-bids-farewell-to-fois-gras/

Too bad she cant eat fois gras in chicgo:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/14/chicago-bids-farewell-to-fois-gras/

Ha too bad she cannot eat fois gras in chicago:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/14/chicago-bids-farewell-to-fois-gras/

Too bad she cant eat fois gras in chicago:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/14/chicago-bids-farewell-to-fois-gras/

I am on a Beyonce diet - it consists of listening to any of her music so I can throw up. Now top that off with some syrup.

I am on a Beyonce diet - it consists of listening to any of her music so I can throw up. Now top that off with some syrup.

I am on a Beyonce Diet - it consists of listening to her music so I can toss my stomach contents.

where can i get some chicken?

turns out because of this diet, Aunt Jemimah get's a prodution credit in the film...executive producer...

"Here, chile, drink this..."

where can i get some chicken?

as a result of this diet, Aunt Jemimah gets a production credit for this film...executive producer....

"Here, chile, drink this..."

These fucking mirror-kissing idiots in Hollywood would eat a pig's asshole soaked in gasoline if you told them they'd lose weight by doing it.

OH QUIT IT WITH YOUR RETARDED ANTICS ALREADY! SOMEONE ALWAYS HAS TO PULL UP THE ISSUE OF COLOR. AND WHATEVER JACKASS SAID SHE SHOULD LOSE HER ASS..MUST NOT HAVE ONE.
I'M SORRY BUT THE OBJECT OF BEAUTY IS NOT A BIRD CHEST, FLAT ASS, AND CHICKEN LEGS. UNLIKE YOU AIRHEADS, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FIGURE.

sorry to interrupt..you may now continue to starve yourselves.

OH SHUT UP! SUM DUMBASS ALWAYS HAS TO CROSS THE LINE.

AND WHATEVER JACKASS CALLED HER UGLY AND SAID SHE SHOULD LOSE HER ASS...PROBABLY HAS LOW SELF-ESTEEM.

THE OBJECT OF BEAUTY IS NOT A BIRD CHEST, FLAT ASS, AND CHICKEN LEGS.

UNLIKE YOU CLONES, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FIGURE.

OH PATHETIC.

THE OBJECT OF BEAUTY IS NOT A BIRD'S CHEST, FLAT ASS, AND CHICKEN LEGS. UNLIKE YOU CLONES, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FIGURE.

SO WHATEVER IDIOT SAID SHE SHOULD LOSE HER ASS AND IS UGLY NEEDS TO CHECK IN TO A PSYCH WARD, CAUSE SHE LOOKS 100X BETTER THAN YOU EVER WILL.

A BIRD'S CHEST, CHICKEN LEGS, AND A FLAT ASS....IS NOT THE OBJECT OF BEAUTY.

UNLIKE YOU CLONES, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FIGURE...THAT FITS INTO REGULAR ADULT SIZED CLOTHES...

what?

where can i get some chicken?

where can i get some chicken?

where can i get some chicken?

where can i get some chicken?

where can i get some chicken?

I I keep keep seeing seeing double double... ...

#85-88...We can all hear you. Stop screaming. Asshole.

AW did the SF hit a soft spot here...

what's with all the multiple posts? god some people are such post whores

dip dip

26--yukky. Play with your own jism. :)

I don't care what any of you haters say. If I was given the opportunity, I would hit that so hard that when I'm finished, she'd be breastfeeding my twins.

oh whatever u dim wit, something's wrong with this site

Let's play school.

"oh whatever u dim wit, something's wrong with this site"

should be:

"Oh whatever, you dim wit. Something's wrong with this site."

See how that works? No? Maybe you're the dim wit. Trick.

I didn't understand #100 because it wasn't in FUCKING CAPS.

umm. no one was even talking to your ass so, you're the DIM WIT....geesh go check in to a psych ward, people who talk to themselves need all the help they can get.

HOW ABOUT I CAP MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS. would that make it clearer?

@104 - What are you, 12? Dumbass.

@103 - You called me a dim wit, so I'm defending myself by calling you a dumbass.

READ MY LIPS: I WAS NOT TALK-ING TO YOU! HELLO! MY SUGGESTIONS WERE DIRECTED TOWARDS BEEVER OR WHATEVER THE HELL HIS NAME IS.

MIND YOUR BUSINESS NEXT TIME.

103, 105 & 106 -- I sware this sounds like "chocolate milk time" at my house every weekday morning between 7:15 and 7:30 before I bring my 6 and 3 year olds to school. only the three year old says "stoopit ath"

to which the six year old replies "i'm not a stupid ass and STOP SAYING BAD WORDS AND CALLING ME NAMES!"

and then the three year old says "awwww, you said stoopit ath. i'm telling"

and then the six year old says "I didn't call you a stupid ass you said stupid ass..."

You see where I'm going with this, right?

AND 104 WAS DIRECTED TOWARDS SOMEONE ELSE.

STOP PRYING IN OTHER PEOPLES CONVERSATIONS, NOW WHOSE 12 EXACTLY?

actually no, i dont see where you are going...so please just go somewhere where someone does.

110--I'm saying you sound like a three year old and a six year old. wow, you're one dumb cunt, aren't you?

@ 109 - You. Sorry jrzmommy, couldn't help myself.

actually it's you mother who's a
(CUNT- who uses this word? are we on the OC or Laguna Beach, or some shit)...anyways

*because she would have to be in order to ever give birth to something as ridiculously useless as yourself.

Ron KKK please get a life and realize that you're no older or wiser than the gum on my shoe.

#104 An online tough guy? That's it, I'm sneaking into your projects and, if I have enough breath after running up 27 flights of stairs with the lights shot out, I'm ripping that Beyonce poster off your wall and feeding it to you. Idiot.

..heheheh(yawn.) i'll be sure to stop by your trailer later on to tell BUBBA to kick your ass...whenever you get out of the PORT-O-POTTY.

I wouldn't necessarily call moms a cunt. She's an absolute grade-A bitch sometimes, and I mean a real bitch-- but I wouldn't call her a cunt. Cunt is reserved for mouthy dirtbag chicks who don't get much respect, like #113. Bitch has a more, I dunno, WORLDLY ring to it, like good old mom. I'm more of a combo bitch/broad. I have a sister who's just a broad and one who is a bitch. But, yep, cunt seems to fit you. Using all them caps we should call you DanYELL. DanYELL the cunt...there we go.

Even though I had to scroll through about 20 lengthy posts about it, I gotta call bullshit on the "cleanse" thing. It's another word for "fast," and of course you're gonna lose weight when all you're consuming is sugar water and lemon. As for eliminating toxins, we already have something that does that, it's called a liver. And Beyonce can try to "cleanse" all the toxins she wants, but if she lives in LA, it's not gonna do her any good, cause she's breathing in that shitty polluted air. She's gonna have to eat horrible toxin-filled food eventually, or she'll end up looking like Nicole, and nobody wants that. Eat something, Beyonce. Everybody with a brain thinks you look OK the way you are. Don't turn away from the bootylicious. Peace out. Oh, and RichPort rules. I need an exercise program like that.

DANIELLE STOP FUCKING TYPING IN CAPS YOU ANNOYING TWAT!

119--It's DanYELL. DanYELL the cunt.

@114 DanYELL. It'd be hard for me to be Ron KKK since I'm BLACK. Dumbass. K is for Killings, as in the wrestler. No, I'm not him, but I tell the Truth - which is his nickname.

http://www.tnawrestling.com/roster/ronkillings

@121..Yeah gotta throw out the "racist" card right? We couldn't possibly be tearing her asshole apart because she's a dumb fucking munter and she TYPES IN CAPS. No. It must be her race.

Isn't Bubba that Black guy from Forrest Gump... he likes Beyonce too??? You're that chick who sat alone in the lunchroom, aren't you, never getting called on when you raised your hand, the one who would sit on her project steps looking up at the stars like Fivel, singing "Somewhere Out There"? Ok sweetie, school time's over. Back to topic: I'd hit Beyonce so hard danYELL would get pregnant, even though 'she' is technically a dude.

#118 - Thanks for the props... just reporting the facts...

@122 - she called me Ron KKK. I resent being placed in the same category of racists. I wasn't throwing out the race card. I think she's stupid because she's...well...um...stupid.

This is a funny post, but actually this diet is legit. I know because I've done it. The syrup used is raw syrup, not the sugary stuff you use on pancakes, and it DOES contain many vitamins and minerals and less sugar than you'd think. Yes, it cleanses the body including the liver and there is no energy loss during the diet.

@124...No I meant her. Not you. Its all good.

omg what a bunch of fucktards

thank you SF for expanding my vocab

dip dip

seriously RON i could give a less shit if you were albino..go suck ass.

HAIRY BEAVER, FUCKPORT, AND WHOEVER ELSE FITS INTO THE CATEGORY OF 10 YEAR OLD DEFORMED LITTLE BOYS:

go watch cartoons, suck a lollipop, and hump a monkey.

DanYELL the cunt just told you guys to go hump a monkey. thank god I'm not a deformed 10 year old little boy...BUT A 200 YEAR OLD FIRE BREATHING MONSTER WITH A BIG LOUD BOOMY VOICE COMING TO EAT SCREAMY LOUD SHOUTER PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK TOO MUCH AND GET PISSY WITH PEOPLE AND ARE LOUD AND CALL BLACK PEOPLE KKK PEOPLE LOUDLY MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M MAKING LOUD STOMPY NOISES NOW DANYELL THE CUNT AND I'M GOING TO GRAB YOU BY YOUR PENCIL NECK AND SNAP IT IN TWO AND WATCH YOUR LOUD SCREAMY HEAD POP OFF!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

.......................this clearly explains what race and gender your dumb casper the ghost ass is.

lay off the caffenine.

How does that explain my race and gender? I mean, I thought the "mommy" part of my name kinda gave a dead giveaway that I'm a chick, but I could be blacker than the ace of spades, Danyell the cunt.

cunt (knt)
n. Vulgar Slang
1. The female genital organs.
2. Sexual intercourse with a woman.
3.
a. Offensive Used as a disparaging term for a woman.
b. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.

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this is what it states on your birth certificate. go get hit by a bus you gay crab infested whore.

@132...Wow, I'm impressed you figured out how to Google Cunt. Although, you probably had to cut and paste the word into the search bar, seeing as you probably couldn't remember how to spell it from memory.

Now STFU you dirty munter. Google that!

I know how to lose weight too. Ingredients involve cocaine, alcohol, (not beer, hard stuff) and lots of man juice. It's a big hit. It's called the Lindsay/Paris/whore diet. It's made a big comeback from the 80's.

danielle (dan-YELL)

n. Vulgar Slang
1. The female genital organs.
2. Sexual intercourse with a woman.
3.
a. Offensive Used as a disparaging term for a woman.
b. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.
4. Idiot who has inferiority complex, generally small, mouse like, and hideous; common traits include severe bouts of self-hate and illusions of ever being funny; see also: ASSHOLE

#128 - Why would I hump you..? I mean thanks for the offer, but I'll stick with Beyonce. And of course by thanks I mean go fuck yourself, and by stick with Beyonce, I of course mean stick Beyonce.

Hump... that's a funny word.

And personally, I LOVE the word cunt. I find it has that shock value to get my point across, plus you can mix it up with other words to sound really awesome.

For example:

Cunty McCunterson
Deliciously cunty
That's cuntastic

That is all.

well that would certainly explain her lastest video... I have not been able to watch more than a few seconds of it for fear of having a seizure.

If I have to look at one more picture of Beyonce, back to the camera, tits straight out, grinning like a huge fool, sticking her giant, stupid, monstrous ass cheeks (weight loss or not, they are still friggin HUGE) straight into the camera one more time, I believe I will vomit. Not for sure, but I think it will happen. Urgh.

again...WANNA PET MY BEAVER (stupid ass name)

i don't remember addressing you. go back to screwing you mother and watching jerry springer...your assistance is no longer neeeded.

and RICHPORT stop being sooooo desperate. are you really that much of a hobag that you need to continue posting absurd antics?
FAGPORT should be your screename because thats what you're acting like.

in case you don't know the defentition here it is:

FAGPORT-(n.)a useless low-life, who rapes dogs in the night.

-(v.)of, or having herpes and crabs.

i.e.-also see DIRTY WHORE REJECT*

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#108--Exactly!!!
I get that with my 15yo, 10yo and 5yo DAILY!
LOLOLOLOL!!!!

and once againd asswipe...if anything, i look 300x better then your ass will ever hope to be.

so go call your whore of a mother a monkey, since thats thee only thing you're humping these days.

@142 I don't usually like to pick on the mentally disabled, or argue with cunts on here for more than a day, but...

I am female.

Beaver=vagina. cunt. pussy. etc.

In other words that stank ass thing between your legs that is growing over with mold cos nobody's stuck a dick in it since your daddy when you were 11.

Hope that helps.

and i myself, do not argue with childish trailerpark trash on a regular basis, but i'll make an exception for your skanky ass.

Beaver= a vagina that your transvestite ass doesn't have. stop imagining being in the shoes of a woman. get over it, you shemale.

and whatever the hell is growing on that tiny deformed limp dick of yours is probably worst then the long list thats growing on paris hilton's.

i hope THIS helps. get a reality check, and see to it that you overdose on cough syrup while you're at it.

ps. go get a job you homeless diarreha filled stripper. is this all you do on a daily basis. if it is, i feel sorry for you.

by the way.....you really should get out more...thats if you know how to cut doors into the cardboard makeshift house you're living in.

otherwise...just rot..and be done with it.

Come on danYELL, that was lame, and not even all in CAPS. Very disappointing, you've lost your fire, Sista Souljah... I don't know why you have to drag poor defenseless gays into this. I mean fagport took like, what, 20 minutes to come up with and spell check? Like your daddy used to tell you, take it like a man! You lose. Buh-bye.

yeah, just like danYELL took you a day and a half to come up with.

sister soulja? what the hell...are you in preschool?

geesh i can't compete with that!

CONGRATUALATIONS!!!!!!!!!YOU'VE JUST WON THE MIDDLE-ADGED MAN WHO PICKS ON PERSONS HALF THEIR AGE BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO LIFE AND ENJOY RAPING THEIR CHILDREN AWARD.

*thee end* buh-bye, asshole.

DanYELL...huh? You make about as much sense as tits on a nun.

And BTW its "the" not "thee". This isn't Shakesphere. Not that I expect someone of your intelligence level to know who that is...

this coming from someone with a screename that sounds like a reality porn show.

tsk tsk tsk. with all of your desperate raving antics, it brings a mental picture to my mind.

here it goes: bottle blond stringy smelly hair, a wife beater, ratty shorts, moldy flip flops, gap-toothed rotting teeth....

is that right?, or was that a bit TOO glamorous of a description?

*loser* *game over*

BTW, that comment abou nuns and tits was priceless! thats about "thee" only prop i'll give to you.

you should write for SNL, or atleast be an extra dumbass on the show. that would be hillarious!