What a waste of a perfectly good piece of pizza...

When you can use your sunglasses as a bra, have another slice.

At least she's eating something...

Or IS she eating it??

Maybe it's just for SHOW!!!

Wouldn't that figure.

Notice how the pizza isn't acutally getting smaller or disappearing like food does when you EAT it? Because she's not actually eating the pizza.

Look at that sternum.

Thin crust pizza = no nutritional value!

My gawd, she's got ugly feet.

And yeah, #4, that sternum is crazy! Yeesh...

as she eats she poos...she will never gain weight

but what is so freaky is she looks like a hobbitt....her feet are HUGE....

Notice how the pizza never changes size. I believe this is a thinly veiled ploy, via play dough pizza, to make us all think she ingests things.

What do you call Nicole Richie with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Notice how the pizza never changes size. I believe this is a thinly veiled ploy, via play dough pizza, to make us all think she ingests things.

not only did #4 say that already, but i said it twice, so now its said three times! Gad!
Well at least we're all on the same page.

....and those glasses...I agree...the compound fly eyes makes her feel like she is eating alot of pizza

Sweet! Mummies ROCK!

Who's the feeble old man having a hard time walking down the stairs?

Good girl. Is it just me, or does she already seem to look a liiiittle better? Anyway, I'm totally feeling for her. Although your comment about waking up in your own vomit gave me the fits for like 3 minutes.

I smell a publicity stunt! She's not really eating that pizza, she's pressing it to her lips and smiling. There's no way you would have time to snap 10 shots of ME eating one scrawny slice of pizza because I would inhale it! Next we'll see pics of nicole passed out next to an empty KFC bucket, with milkshake cleverly splattered on her bikini top and trademark head scarf.....yeah right!

Is she blind from starvation, because that bikini totally doesn't match!

Maybe that's what the sunglasses are for...

Is it sad that the skinny girl with her looks curvier and healthy?!

The skinner she gets, the more attention she gets. She may be ignorant, but very trainable. I guarantee if you ring a bell she will start salivating.

Fuck she's ugly.

Those are some big feet! She looks like a golf club. If she had bucked teeth you could use her for a rake.

#10 & 11 - You're funny... Gad!!!

That's an obvious photoshop

http://www.celebslam.com

I thought this article was about Lionel Richie's daughter, why are there all these pictures of Calista Flockhart?

Haaahaa Nicole gets a pizza glued to her hand. That's just like those college pranks where someone falls asleep drunk and gets bad words written on their face and things. Funny stuff!

They go like "eeeuw, get if off me haa haa"

#16 Detroit2NYC

I agree with you. When CAlista Flockhart started to get those articles written about her saying she was too thin, SUDDENLY every shot of her she was holding a bag of M&M's or carrying a milkshake or something....she never ate more than one M&M for the pic though. Same thing with Nichole. This is the SAME girl that in one episode of the Simple Life went out and ate like 4 Big Mac's yet she's taking 15 bites of pizza and not making a dent in it. I'm SURE after she heard the cameras snapping and knew the shot had been taken that that slice hit the trash.

That Trademark Headscarf has a purpose by the way....Anorexic's hair starts to thin out. The Scarf keeps it from blowing and revealing the thin spots.

Maybe she saw a picture of how entirely goofy she looks when she eats so she stopped eating altogether. (Last three pictures are evidence of this theory.)

I bet all the 400 lb cheesy, cellulitey, mutli-necked, obese people at her Eaters Anonymous meetings just wanna beat the shit out of her when it's her turn to speak. No doubt she'll finish most of that slice tomorrow, then woof down the crust on Thursday. Greedy, fat bitch.

I would just like to take a moment to applaud the camera man. This scarecrow only eats once every 6 weeks, and he managed to capture that delicate moment on film! What commitment! What perseverance!

angry-ferret.blogspot.com

Actually, these pictures are out of sequence. The ones where she's "eating" are taken before the ones of her walking (because she obviously isn't bright enough to do both at the same time) The first two should be the last two. And that pizza ain't NOWHERE near her mouth in any of them. That slice was seagull bait.

Nicole don't want no fuckin' fruitplate!

http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=1559&fullsize=1

And here's how she spent her day.

http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/thumbnails.php?album=182

"Which she should really stop doing because it's going straight to her thighs."

Ahahahah, funniest line ever! She's disgusting!

I hate it when I feel too bad for people to make fun of them.
It's like stealing an ice cream cone from a little African kid with AIDS and no legs.
Actually, she sort of looks like a little AIDS baby.
And AIDS baby with really creepy clothing.

she looks like that creepy little girl/old lady in "the others". ick. i honestly feel sorry for her.

Some photos from 2004. It's sad she looked much better then.

http://www.exposay.com/nicole-richie-2004-summer-fox-tca-all-star-party/p/3498/61/

Side profile, she actually has a chest

http://www.exposay.com/nicole-richie-2004-summer-fox-tca-all-star-party/p/3498/60/

That's actually not a bikini top at all Mr Superficial. It's one of those crazy 80s bracelets that are hard & rigid that you have to snap them onto your wrist in order to wear.

PS - I said hard & rigid.

The eyes of Nicole Ritchie are among the most complex in the insect world. They are $800 sunglasses with many individual facets, each representing a separate light-detecting unit. The light reflected from the sunglasses of Nicole Ritchie can form a rainbow.
Nicole Ritchie tastes, smells, and feels with the hairs that cover her body. The hairs on the her mouth parts and feet are used for tasting. Nicole tastes what she walks on. If she walks onto something tasty, she puts down her mouth and tastes it again.
Nicole uses headbands to tell them when they touch something. These headbands bend when touched.
The eyes of Nicole Ritchie do not have eyelids, so she rubs her eyes with her feet to keep them clean.
Nicole Ritchie cleans itself constantly.
Nicole Ritchie walks on smooth surfaces using $1100 shoes. This allows her to walk on vertical glass surfaces in short skirts with ease.

Because of her habits of being attracted to feces and decaying meat, Nicole Ritchie has been implicated in transmission of disease such as dysentery, typhoid fever, and cholera. It is suggested that Nicole Ritchie be kept away from foodstuffs and small children.

Since when did we start dropping pizzas on third world countries?

hey it's axel fuckin' rose

#41 Osh. LOL!!!!!!! F-ing Hilarious.

Look at pic 4 and 10 with her cheeks all puffed out pretending like she's got a mouthful.

Click the link and look at the little girl on the right! She's probably 12 years old and has more of a figure than stick lady.

http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=1585&fullsize=1

i know this is sort of missing the point, but god i hate those idiotic glasses

Are they kidding me with this pizza eating ploy. This is the fakest thing I have seen since I saw Lindsay Lohan's side boob yesterday. Fakity fake fake. Give us a break Nicole Richie's publicist. You suck.

I don't know what the big deal is. Thighs that don't rub together are hot.

Nicole Ritchie ate my pussy... but she had to vomit her emetic fluids on it first.

@16
That won't be milkshake you find on her bikini top. That will be 100% Boognish man-gravy. I'd splatter that bitch like Jackson Pollock.

Is she nuts? There are way too many carbs in that nasty ass pizza.

She can eat all the pizza and McDonald's she wants, she's always gonna be skinny because she always pukes afterwards. She's so ugly.

I'm very frightened of her elbows. I think the police should classify them as lethal weapons. She could blind someone with those things. /Or/ use them as knives, cut open her own stomach and retrieve any residue from the pizza which may have accidently entered her digestive system.

woo hoo she ate pizza.

If a bag of antlers called Nicole Ritchie falls in the putrid void of Hollywood and there is no one around to observe does it still make a noise?

She's like that leathery, nasty old landlady in 'There's Somthing About Mary.'

For the love of God, someone please find the rest of that pizza and force feed it to her. Then watch her for at least 24 hours so she doesn't vomit it back up or swallow a handful of laxitives to get rid of it the other way.
She was so much cuter and sexier when she was normal weight!

She's so skinny, she can't even keep her belly piercing in anymore. She told me it feels like she's wearing a chandelier.

I would like to rip those ugly ass sunglasses off her skeletal face and stomp on them. I hate them so very, very much. And the scarf around her head? Other than providing something to loop around her scrawny neck and drag her around by, it seems to serve no purpose whatsoever. As for feeling sorry for her, I feel sorry for people who want food and don't have it. I don't feel sorry for rich people who live in places surrounded by food and refuse to eat for whatever fucked up reasons of their own. Vanity? Insanity? Whatever, don't care. They're attention seekers, not victims.

There, take that, Nicole. I'm sure she reads these comments religiously, that's why she made sure to have herself photographed while pretending to eat, so we'd all get off her back about being a hideous, dried-up D-list celebrity.

I feel better now. Is that so wrong?

I'd hit it... except for the fear of slicing open my femoral artery on those bone shard pelvic bones...

She'd better knock it off before Angelina Jolie adopts her.

HOLY shit # 41 you made my day.ok be safe ya'll watch out for nicole richie

gawd.. she really must have eaten that slice of pizza - just look at how badly she's bloated in the last picture .. it looks like she's 6 months pregnant.. or drank too much beer last night just like me!
Stingy Bitch!

Whose dumb idea was it to put food in her hands, again? She won't eat it...she'll just try to hide it in that cavernous hole beneath her neck, just like it looks like she did with the KFC chicken breast someone gave her last month.

I can't help but laugh every time I see those glasses, they make her look like a bug. Why are these 80's Dynasty style glasses making a comeback? They were horrible then and should have stayed buried in a time capsules somewhere.

Glad to see she is eating, but could be a little healthier... like a weight gain shake. Although, not sure if she is anorexic or bulimic but she certainly has some sort of issue with food. Hope she can work through that. It is hard to look at her at times... I begin to worry that a strong wind will come along and snap her in two!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Of course it's just a show! She knows what you guys have been saying on this site so now she's like "I'll show people I eat when actually I have all the functions of a regular hose, being already a human hose. Stuff goes in and stuff goes out. Nothing stays inside".

And then she just poses for the camera with her huge jaws wide open thanks to the purging practice she has. Amongst others.

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's about all I can say after seeing these images.

You can see her actually gagging on picture #2.

Is it just me or does it seem like she's only pretending to eat that pizza?

Her ass must be really dusty.

Estelle Getty enjoys a slice and some sun.

Nicole Richie demonstrates how to give a BJ whilst she HOLDS a "prop of pizza" in her hand. GD I can E A T some pizza & NEVER have I looked like I have a Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper in my cheek withOUT a bite taken out of it. This is as phony as Kevin Spacey bringing his "gal pal" with him 2 every award show. Nicole: EAT Kevin:SUCK

OMIGOSH LOOK!
on the first picture, it looks as though a (weird looking) snake is trying to eat her pizza! xD

tee hee

You just know she'll be puking that back up in a few hours. Either that or the pizza is actually a prop made of plastic.

She is top of my 2007 celeb death list. If the aids don't get her the bulimia will.

#74 - That looks like a sock puppet...Probably belonging to one of Paris Hilton's "staff". Paris says, "At last, my secret plot to starve Nicole to death is starting to gain momentum. That's so hot. Quick! Dave! Snatch that pizza before she eats it and foils my plan!"

And finally, in a story we urge you to take with a heapin' helping of salt (hold the tequila chaser), the New York Observer says Nicole Richie may have overdone it during a night out at L.A. hotspot Hyde last week. Seems the starlet, who, sadly, was snapped a few days back in a bikini looking more cadaverous than ever, was "getting into the party spirit" with the likes of Mary-Kate Olsen when things took a sickening turn. "Nicole puked right on the floor, like right in the middle of the club," maintains a mole. "Everyone saw! But I guess she didn't care. She kept partying." According to the insider, "She loves tequila. But you know, she's so small -- and she probably didn't eat anything that day. So you know, she probably had a couple shots and it just happened. She was just having a good time."

She's SO unoriginal, Karen Carpenter already did this look. I hope she copies her all the way and dies too.

I'm suddenly in the mood for some BBQ ribs...

Pizza ? Yeah right. We're talking Nicole Richie here.
Which reminds me...
I recall a day in the sweat lodge shortly after the Dominos guy arrived. One of our first Nations friends inquired, "Who puked on the bannock "?
if you get my drift..

bannock > b-a-n-n-o-c-k > bannock

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bannock

Hmmm....
Here is a theory.
Why don't Hohan and Nicole pool their "let's buy en entire boutique of swimwear" money together and bail out a third world country.

P.S. Nicole LOOKS like she comes from a third world country, and Hohan has the education level of someone raised in a third world country so let's face it, they's fit right in.

Oh puleeze...that was all staged for the cameras. She and Lindsay did the same thing last year (got photographed eating at some LA restaurants) after they were called anorexic. What the photos don't capture is the moment she stuck a toothbrush down her throat to bring it all back up.

She looks like my greyhound after I wash her, reminds me of a drowned rat.

'Hey guys, look! I can eat, see! Yum yum yum yum yum'

she won't be alive another full calendar year

What they fail to show is the shot where she pukes up that piece of pizza over the railing! She thinks that if it makes it to her stomach and sits there for a minute, that constitutes eating.

#74 that snake thing is hilarious. if you switch through the pics quickly it starts off attacking her feet, then knees, then backs off till it can go for the pizza.

...but well done nic for taking that one bite.

Plus, I know the reference has been made in the past, but why does she insist on looking like Axl Rose!?!

#34 ..you wouldn't also happen to be stalking Hohan too would ya?

She looks like one of those burned out hippy dudes you see at every beach....
Next thing we know, she'll be calling herself Moon Beam.

The perfect woman has fakies and a mild eating disorder.

All she needs is bolt-ons, and we're good to go.

The question is, what weighs more? Her, or that sliver of a pizza slice?

She's faking it! Walking around with 1 slice of pizza trying to convince people that she eats. She's amazing though. People who look like her actually wear huge clothes to cover up their bones. She insists on walking around practically naked. And her friends should be shot for not telling her to either gain some fat or cover that shit up!

The pizza "eating" is definitely for the benefit of the cameras. Every couple of months we'll see pics of Nicole actually touching food, like the In & Out drive through a couple of weeks ago. And I think she was actually eating an ice cream cone a few months back. She must have had to double up on the ExLax to get that out of her system.

There are terminally ill people in this world who look better than this spoiled-rotten, lazy, unintelligent, drugged-out fucking loser. She's a disgrace. Her parents adopted her to give her a better life and this is what she's done with herself? What an ungrateful cunt. Eyes on the prize, Nicole! You're almost dead!

Imagine, here's a chick that would eat an ice pop just to get at the popsicle stick, then use it to purge the freaking ice pop.

I wonder how long it's been since she's taken a shit. Weeks? Months?
Say, I bet you were wondering the same thing, weren't you? And now we can wonder together!

Skinny, brown AND eating pizza. Lucky thing.

I'd swap my white, gluten-free arse for her rich one!

duhh. SHE EATS 1 MEAL A DAY. THATS HOW SHE STAYS SO ANOREXIC. SHE CAN EAT A TUB OF LARD ONCE A DAY AND SHE'D STILL BE SKELETOR.

God how I hate seeing fat pigs like that eating in public. I'm suprised she isn't eclipsing the sun!

with that headband and those glasses I'm guessing her new stylist must be Jesse Ventura.

Ok please look at the last picture. There is no way there is any food in her mouth. Its gotta be her tongue poking out her cheek. Look at the pizza slice.. where did the bite she has in her mouth come from? That sneaky skinny bitch is lying to the world!

Oh no wait thats just the shadow from her glasses..

Shit.

Yeah, what's up with the bandana, are we on 1970 again? And those galsses seem to be made of disposed straws, wake up! Bitch!

if she ever gets thrown in jail she can literally slip through the bars and escape, gotta use chicken wire on this one

ugh...we're still on old Thunder Thighs I see.

The only thing that should be on thunder thighs is a feeding tube... Terry Schiavo wannabe! PULL THE PLUG!!! Call Bill Frist and Jeb Bush!!!! PULL THE MUTHAFUCKING PLUG!!!

DIE ALREADY FUCKING BITCH!

HEY SUPERFICIAL DUDE! GET SOMETHING NEW! WE'RE DYING IN HERE!

It is weird though, most annorexics, like MAry Kate Olsen wear ridiculously oversized clothes.

Like here http://a.movies.com/i/features/carpetburn/olsen_frazerharrison.jpg

And here http://www.imagol.com/pics/Zhou%20Xun/24425/olsenolsen2.jpg

I think Nicole is so into the screwed up fashion that she may actually think she looks good and that people talking about her are just jealous.

She looks like a drowned sewer rat.

there is a point you will get to
...not far away...

...eat this
...do you want to live?
...do you want to die?

the world will watch you get better
although, we'll watch you die if you want

up to you babe...

She looks like GONZO of The Muppet Show !!

Sweets,

When someone EATS pizza - even crappy "morning after" pizza, there is usually a look of contentment that comes with carbohydrates & protein (with a little lycopene care of the tomatoes). It's a look of "HEY, PIZZA!" - where Nicole's look says omigod - do I have to force this lima bean and penicillen pizza down? That is just wrong, and it sure as hell doesn't look like eating!

OMG that snakes gonna eat her pizza!

#72 - Estelle Getty....that's hilarious. Besides her ugly sunglasses and stupid head-wrap thing, why doesn't her bikini top match the bottom?

first time ive ever seen a pretzel stick eat a slice of pizza. Id still bang her..and by bang her, I mean snag her scrawny ass under my car bumper.

i just got sighted for malicious posting....On this site?...kick me in the sack and call me hypocrite

Put the pizza down LARD ASS!

There's a South Park episode in there somewhere....

I decided to dedicate what I had for lunch just now (sesame chicken) and what I will be shitting out later today to Nicole.

Nice nips. Too bad the rest of her sucks.