fake

Darling, that's not fake.

Her stalker just had second thoughts.

She should slap Nicole Ritchie unconscious with those and then breastfeed her. There'd still be enough left for Marcia Cross to nibble on.

It's clearly her b(r)est feature. The only part of her not littered with melanomae! If she could keep the rest of herself that snowy, she might be desirable again. Though maybe being a different kind snowy is really her problem.

I'm tired of her

"...different kind OF snowy...."

The word on the street (and by street I mean better entertainment headline websites) is that the guy who coined the LL term "firecrotch" is now coming out and saying that her crotch smells like diarrhea

SideShow Boob Part II? Much like Lindsay's freckled cooter, this is a stretch 'Fish guy...

Poor potato sack.

Is that surgery scars just where the tit meets the chest (just above the shadow) or boils? Knowing Li-Lo, it's probably genital warts.

Did they photoshop Nicole Richies arm on her?

Looks like gramma got out of the shed again. Gramma! Git yer life-giving old hooters back in this shed right now and take off that 'tater sack 'fore I take a switch to ya!

Looks like an orange inside a sock, albeit an athletic sock with fairly firm elastic support. Though I should be so lucky as to have such bouncy contraptions hanging from my chest...

What was she thinking when she woke up that morning, looked in her closet, and decided that THAT was a good dress to wear?

And then proceeded to put it on, without a BRA, and walk outside, IN PUBLIC, like nothing is wrong!

What is wrong with that girl?? Somebody tell me!!!

while we're on the Family Guy kick... "those aren't boobs... they're LIES!!!"

She looks like Axl Rose.

Again with this shit? What the fuck fish dude, do I have to fuck your honor student or what?

Oh god!
she is a slut!
she made it for the paparazzi!

I love those tasty yabboe's! Say what you will, but those tater's would certainly keep you warm in the coming winter months!

http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/

That looks like the Back and Arm of some 75 year old lady down at the Connumity Center for Physical Therapy Swim Classes. God, this girl in 5 years is going to look worse than Farrah Fawcett does Now.

"Sex And The City changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people." Lindsay gushes.

"I am a fan of the show, but I am afraid that if I were actually that promiscuous...my vagina would fall off."

"Lohan admits she has double-standards about her open attitude to relationships - she wants to be able to sleep with whoever she chooses, but doesn't want to share her male companions.

She explains, "If I'm going to give my body to someone, I'd rather them not be with other people. But I want to be able to if I like someone else."

I don't know why have this urge to start throwing water balloons at people.
Except I wouldn't fill them with silicone instead of water.

or maybe instead of throwing silicone balloons at people I could learn to type things in proper English.

La Lohan looks like a pice of spoiled btawurst.

I agree #20...I'd like them tater's with some mustard..uummmm hmmmmm, or I'd guess that would be mayonaise.

Wow! I am nowhere near wanting to buttonfluff a woman, but her side view (without the face) is AWESOME!

They don't look fake, but I find it hard to believe that you can gain it there that fast.

Let's see...beautiful woman...breast peek...Superfish guy rips it...yep, SFGLLL!
(SuperFicial Guy Loves Lindsay Lohan)

@24 - maybe you can type it in "jewish", it would make as much sense.

We're still have a warm place for you in the link!!!

I'd hit it... I would be happy to be her K-Fed. She could give me an AMEX Black card, I could video tape her burping and talking about time travel... I could start my own record label... I could impregnate her...(twice)Dream come true.

@25 - I figured out what "pice" is, but what is btawurst > bacon, tomato and asshole wurst???

Lindsay did this on purpose. that slut.

Has she no freaking dignity??? Ok, Lindsay, we get it, you like people staring at your big fake tits because you're desperate for attention. That game was fun a while ago, but it's really getting old...

that looks grosssss
looks like an old lady

Enuff w/ the 'creamy, blue-veined globes of perfection'! (Thank you, Rebecca Brandewyne.) Ain't no use pretending those things are real. Dear God, just please tell me she's wearing panties!
On a lighter note: see how she's holding her cigarette so close to her crotch? Someone told her that's the only way to get rid of an, um, infestation.

I just wanna run up and grab those things and shake 'em like a coupla chocolate milks!!!

#33 ~ Puhleeze! You looked, you looked real hard! Jealousy has no place at THE SUPERFICIAL!

How can she not be aware that her tit is being revealed from the side? I'm very aware if my balls are getting some extra air from a side opening. If I want people to see my balls however, I throw kicks.

Point is, everything she's doing is calculated. Look at the unnatural way she's reaching for the door.. she wants us to look at her hard round tit.

It aint pretty firecrotch, it aint pretty..

100 % hard and fake. Like me right now.

Jesus H. does she have a single spot on her body that isn't consumed by freckles?!?

ahh now we all know that doctor-god-almighty gave her that boobage.. and i'm so glad to see she continues to use them in further service to him.. http://www.stingybitches.com

It looks like a comfortable dress. VERY comfortable.

Speaking of a rock hard penis, a customer of our recently was telling me that he tried Levirol Male Enhancement Pills... kinda like an herbal viagra and said they were great for flying through walls with a rock hard penis of destruction.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sexual-dysfunction.htm

you can practically see the silicone through her boob... seriously now

Fake or not, her boobs look lovely. I've known of people who've gotten disastrously ugly boob jobs so lucky her! I liked her in Parent Trap and Mean Girls and since she's an actress anyway, why should we care how she presents herself elsewhere? Those who don't like her appearance can always look the other way.

I think she stole that putfit from a poor cambodian fishing village. I, too, have grown weary of her. The freckled firecrotch is not attractive nor particularly talented. Plus, redheads freak me out. Me, and the Amish, but for different reasons.

#38------- ball flesh is alot more sensitive than boob flesh. FFS! We have those extra pockets of fat, yall just have orbs of delight. ;P

What a useless tit.

#45--------oh no you DIDN'T! Redheads have secrets that were even stated in the Bible!

Wanna be Moses and part the Red Sea?

buahahahahahahahahahahaha!

sideboob is god's gift to people. to make up for his followers.

If you get aroused by anyones "sideboob" least of all this ginger minger with pale scrawny bruised legs then i suggest you join a dating agency or order a russian bride. These are the first steps to recovery, maybe one day you'll actually have sex with a person instead of that blow up doll you keep in the closet.

Skank.

I can't see anyone lubing their tool with this bitch unless they were really, really wasted. Grudge fuck, maybe, ... No, even then I'd need a lobotomy.

Her rack is just nasty. She needs to ask for her money back.

Real but repulsive.

These no talent, badly dressed, badly coiffed *stars* do not deserve to have all that money to spend, boycott her music, her movies, everything about her please.

Dear Lindsay:

I am writing to you about an impotent business matter. Yes, you running around throwing your speckled "maybe they're real maybe they're not" out the sides of what I can best describe as the XXXXL t-shirt I purchased for Al Roker a few years ago, is turning men impotent.
I ask that you please go find a hill in Pakistan and pretend you are a gift from Allah.
Oh, and one more thing, please also stop singing, acting, appearing in public, buying bikinis, and try some sandpaper for the freckles....I hear it works nicely.

I'd rather hear more about the SF guy's mighty penis of destruction.

Maybe he could knock out Nicole Richie with his member and then provide her some nutritious sustenance.

thats not a tit..its two or three ounces of coke.

My 6'4", 350 pound alcoholic uncle, who lives in a camper and shoots skeet at beer cans all day, called me, Lindsay. He wants his shirt back.

Shes trying to light the ciggarette on her firecrotch. It looks like she borrowed that sweater vest dress breast flashing whatever it is from one mary-kate olsen.

It looks so strange seeing that nice plump boob right next to that Ethiopian arm.

@58 Doe your uncle want his man tits back, too?

Lindsey Lohan is an extremely lovely, sensuous young lady. It is a shame that the media has to hound her and do everything in their power to make her look bad. It is time to leave her and other celebrities to their private lives.

It doesn't matter if Lindsay Lohan is wearing a potato sack or a sequined gown, she looks exquisite. She expresses beauty and grace and others should learn from her.

I don't care who it is, there's nothing sexier than side cleavage.

http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com

I don't care who it is, there's nothing sexier than some side cleavage. Mmmmm yeah!

http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com

second pic is great :)
anyway...sposed to posting the following...

#24 i'm sure you were right...

what was the question?

oh the frock thing...
love it,
managed the exposure just right...

lose the dina soon

luck babe :)

#62- ARE YOU THE STALKER?

Boobery? Dude, the word is "boobage" Reporting's really going downhill these days.

Fake Tits + Bimbo Personality + Total Bitch=

Media Whore who cant sing, has (or had) sickeningly successfull movies, but can't quite seem to get the grasp on being a mature/decent human being (or employee), with her nose stuck so far up in the air it may as well be up Gods ass, because she's gonna need to do a lot of brown-nosing to get into heaven. Man! Why do good things happen to bad people? Damn You Firecrotch!

To SGT Joe #62 I say:

If I were able to dress very deshabile all the while pretending that even if I weren't famous that people wouldn't stop and take pictures anyway; make inappropriate decisions; become a borderline exhibitionist; act like a total bitch; have no respect for my employers & customers alike and do whatever I want because I'd be an arrogant prick who hangs around the leeching scum of the media, at the same time making millions of dollars along the way, and all it took were some people taking (obviously wanted) pictures of me, so that I'm still circulating in the media and on the headlines because I think thats what makes me cool and in power. Then so be it. Do you think she gives 2 squirts of piss what you have to say. why do people defend such dirt. Lohan should be sent to F-ing Iraq and taught how to live. See how many exhibitionists survive over there. Oh yeah, thats right, there aren't any! Because they'd be killed! Dirty Slut .. lol, oh I get it. Its a joke, you're kidding. That's a good one Joe.