August 14, 2006
Lindsay Lohan shows side boob
Here's a little piece of advice if you ever plan on wearing a potato sack for a dress. Put on a bra. Because as flattering as they are, potato sacks just don't provide the support or coverage you might expect them to. Which shouldn't be much. Because they're potato sacks.
More of Lindsay showing off her boobs - including a closeup - after the jump.




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Comments
1. Posted by sharkbite on August 14, 2006 12:57 PM
Damn, her boobs are back!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
2. Posted by CoJo on August 14, 2006 12:59 PM
1500 bikinis and nothing to wear...
3. Posted by Benny on August 14, 2006 12:59 PM
I'd still hit it, with somebodys elses dick of course
4. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 14, 2006 01:01 PM
*masturbates furiously*
nick
http://www.celebslam.com
5. Posted by Baroness on August 14, 2006 01:02 PM
Ouch. They look shockingly fake in that third picture.
6. Posted by Moon43215 on August 14, 2006 01:04 PM
I'm sooo tired of LL, but I'd still do things to her that would show up on her E true HollyWood Story 20 years from now...
7. Posted by combustion8 on August 14, 2006 01:06 PM
sorry, I just cant get past those granny legs.
8. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 14, 2006 01:07 PM
it looks like it's gonna pop!
9. Posted by Doc on August 14, 2006 01:08 PM
its the lindsay lohan side-boob hour! I hate to admit it, but I've seen her side boobs so much I'd recognize them anywhere...
10. Posted by nineteen on August 14, 2006 01:09 PM
she hasn't learned? (another sideboob pic in link)
11. Posted by trinket on August 14, 2006 01:10 PM
Who opens a car door from an arm's length away? It looks like she's trying to get leverage to take a huge dump.
12. Posted by SpecialAgentWind on August 14, 2006 01:12 PM
AHHH HA! My supers stealth bra dissolving lazer works. Beware ladies, beware.
13. Posted by nc72 on August 14, 2006 01:13 PM
She loves the attention
http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=lindsay+lohan
14. Posted by nineteen on August 14, 2006 01:14 PM
http://lindsaylohansideboob.ytmnd.com/
Look at that sideboob. That turn you on? well it shouldn't, because it's lindsay's sideboob!
15. Posted by I Will Eat Your Children on August 14, 2006 01:14 PM
Good God she is the worst looking 20 year old i have ever seen. Paris may be a whore but at least she resembles something half attractive. Firecrotch is a hag, and i don't mean by celebrity standards, i mean by any standard.
16. Posted by ER on August 14, 2006 01:15 PM
Anybody who says those boobs aren't fake is probably trying to pawn off $3 bills as real money. She is such a joke!
17. Posted by I Fucked Your Honor Student on August 14, 2006 01:15 PM
Above me eats them, I fuck them
18. Posted by Populist on August 14, 2006 01:15 PM
It needs to be said--Peter Griffin still has the world's best sideboob. Ain't nobody gonna touch those manly funbags.
19. Posted by I Will Eat Your Children on August 14, 2006 01:17 PM
"My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
20. Posted by Retro Kitten on August 14, 2006 01:18 PM
Now that's one classy lady!
21. Posted by RichPort on August 14, 2006 01:18 PM
The ultimate in "Walk Of Shame" fashion... that's how the salesperson got her to buy that frock and those sandals... talk about cutting edge.
And how is it possible that she has that extra elbow skin that 80 something year olds get??? EEEEWWWWWWWWWW......
22. Posted by I Fucked Your Honor Student on August 14, 2006 01:19 PM
Welcome everyone to The Lohanficial or the Parisficial or the Britneyficial what the fuck, is this all this fucking site talks about. I should fuck his or hers honor student and hold them captive until they put something worth reading on this stupid site. Wheres the Jerzhoe to make her stupid comments? She must be fishing her kid out of that well it fell down why she wasn't watching it.
23. Posted by Equalparts on August 14, 2006 01:20 PM
I am so sick of this focus on all the little girls of "hollywood". LL, PH, MB, JS, that fat ass Richie girl.
There are a lot of grown women stars out there that have interesting aging processes to make fun of, interesting hubbies that are cheating on them, all sorts of stuff.
Go away little girls.
24. Posted by I Fucked Your Honor Student on August 14, 2006 01:20 PM
@19 Tyson is that you?
25. Posted by Kim on August 14, 2006 01:23 PM
In the close up it looks like her boob is coming out of her ampit. I know she is leaning forward, but it still just looks gross.
26. Posted by I Will Eat Your Children on August 14, 2006 01:25 PM
Equalparts you leather clad hobo get with the times, firecrotch is the future of Hollywood, without my daily fix of bikini pics i would wither and die like a houseplant that never gets watered.
I fucked your honour student? daddy? is..is that you???
27. Posted by Stepheroo on August 14, 2006 01:28 PM
Her hair extensions are stringy and hag-like. Is that a word? She looks old enough to be the mother of a 20 year old. Down South we call that "Rode hard and put up wet." (For clarification, "rode" is the past tense of "ride") Spelling redneck words is a challenge, but I do my best considering I was edu-ma-cated in rural Western NC. In NJ they call it "Skanky" and in Hollywood it's a "Party Girl".
In Greece they call it "Mama!" So sorry, I could not resist stirring up the hornets nest. It's just the redneck in me. Hey Babe, wanna fight?
28. Posted by Jacq on August 14, 2006 01:34 PM
These are not nice things to say about a young girl. You all have probably gotten mad at someting else today and you are taking it out on her. She is only doing what young girls her age do.
29. Posted by jamiew on August 14, 2006 01:40 PM
Once again she should buy one of these and never come out!
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/05/armored-and-extended-bentley-continental-flying-spur/
30. Posted by drdisaia on August 14, 2006 01:40 PM
She is not going to wear a bra when she gets more attention this way.
31. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 14, 2006 01:42 PM
She looks as though she's gotten so lazy she just throws on a sack dress to run down to the car and grab some more astroglide for the anal gangbang she's performing upstairs. And she has the audacity to claim those things aren't fake? That's like Burt Reynolds saying the hair on his head is his. How long before she's done? Haven't we all had enough of this ginger abomination?
32. Posted by YoMamma on August 14, 2006 01:45 PM
Grossity-gross-gross.
33. Posted by rolson on August 14, 2006 01:46 PM
Is it just me or does it seem like the SuperFish guy likes Lindsay Lohan? SFGLLL!
34. Posted by rolson on August 14, 2006 01:46 PM
I love seeing a beautiful woman's boobies!
35. Posted by H8TR on August 14, 2006 01:54 PM
#34 is certainly looking in the wrong place!
It looks as though Lindsay or her little sister has taken an interest in sewing...either that, or she's prepping for a fun potato sack race in the neighborhood...
36. Posted by I Will Eat Your Children on August 14, 2006 01:55 PM
If you think Blohan is "beautiful" then i suggest you either sober up or grow an adams apple and a penis you lesbian.
37. Posted by docta on August 14, 2006 01:55 PM
ugh.. seriously.. i just died a little
38. Posted by Chris'sMom on August 14, 2006 01:57 PM
If this is what happens to your wardrobe when you become famous, or infamous in LL case, I think I'll stick to being a regular gal. Potato sacks just are not in style this season, or any season for that matter. She should just wrap it around her head tightly and suffocate putting us at peace.
39. Posted by ZayMama06 on August 14, 2006 02:20 PM
this is how we know those boobs are fake, boobs that big NEED a bra, there is no way to walk arounf with a sack on and not wear a bra ...
how do i know? i have D cups!
40. Posted by clarknova on August 14, 2006 02:26 PM
Fucking grosss!
41. Posted by polypam on August 14, 2006 02:30 PM
Is there a ban on underwear in Hollywood these days because if I see another side boob or cootch, I think I'm going to jump in the East River.
With that said, HOLY CRAP! Her boobs are sagging like that at 20? Can't wait til she is over the hill at 25.
42. Posted by ness8 on August 14, 2006 02:51 PM
"These are not nice things to say about a young girl. You all have probably gotten mad at someting else today and you are taking it out on her. She is only doing what young girls her age do."
I beg to differ... no i don't beg... I am just going to say this... I am 22 years old and if LL had half of the class that I and "other young girl her age" do then we would not be bagging on her. Honestly, it is insulting for people to think that all young women think, act and dress the way she does.
43. Posted by Ag229487 on August 14, 2006 02:54 PM
Booiinnggggg
44. Posted by herbiefrog on August 14, 2006 02:59 PM
well we think that they are
quite tasteful photos
after all she isn't showing nipples
is is any different from natalie's
nip pics?
http://popsugar.com/20124
...or maybe i just have too much
...time on my hands
...and not enough...
so anyway, real, cute and still classy :)
45. Posted by ValeWolf on August 14, 2006 03:00 PM
I'm 21 and I've never worn hooker clothes in my life. That is not normal behavior for anyone. That's just sick atention seeking.
And I've seen hookers with a lot more shame and better sense of style than this gross confussed stupid little girl.
This girl's AIDS countdown is just beggining.
46. Posted by RichPort on August 14, 2006 03:17 PM
Now that I think of it, shouldn't the headline read: Lindsay Lohan, SideShow Boob?
47. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 14, 2006 03:24 PM
@46 - The Fish is slipping.
48. Posted by RichPort on August 14, 2006 03:30 PM
#47
I'm starting to begrudgingly agree... I'll give 'em a bit longer before I start harassing the Fox News conservative blogs with my blame America first agenda...
49. Posted by BitchyMcBitch on August 14, 2006 03:48 PM
Why are we all pretending to act so surprised. This is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about. Miss Firecrotch herself. Second only to Paris Hilton in the Herpes stakes. Of course she's gonna have huge fake stuck on boobs. She's a crack whore.
50. Posted by herbiefrog on August 14, 2006 03:52 PM
#45 said...
> I'm 21 and I've never worn hooker clothes
> in my life. That is not normal behavior
> for anyone...
fret not #45, you can dress like a hooker
if you
really
want
to
:)
51. Posted by H8TR on August 14, 2006 04:00 PM
...herbiefrog
...maybe
...you
...should
...stick
...to
...posting
...on
...the
...Lindsay
...Lohan
...Fan
...Central
...Site:
http://www.locationlohan.com/index.php?showtopic=10899
...douche...
52. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 14, 2006 04:04 PM
SideShow boobs belong at the Penis Circus with the Ass Clowns.
53. Posted by LL on August 14, 2006 04:15 PM
Man, she is so What Not To Wear. Lindsay has an OK bod, but she dresses like she grabbed stuff out of her closet without looking and put it on in total darkness. I don't have her money or youth, but I can do better on an average day. Jebus, if you're trying to be Marilyn Monroe, shouldn't you look, you know, sexy? She looks all haggard, like Elisabeth Shue after that harrowing scene in "Leaving Las Vegas" (you know the one I mean).
Paris looks well-dressed by comparison, so you know it's bad when Paris compares favorably.
"SideShow Boobs" - (snorts with laughter)... good one.
54. Posted by suzy on August 14, 2006 04:16 PM
she looks homeless or she wants to be an olsen twin
55. Posted by reenie11 on August 14, 2006 04:27 PM
I will have K-feds next baby, or pay him my life savings if he will kill this no talent slut. and then kill the first person to give her a role in anything. GOD I hate Disney. They are to blame for Half of the jack offs in this industry.
56. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 14, 2006 04:30 PM
She's so classy.
57. Posted by andrewthezeppo on August 14, 2006 04:48 PM
I still love this girl to death. "A Prarie Home Companion" was really good, and now she's hot again....she looks so damn good with red hair congress should make it illegal for her to dye it.
58. Posted by Sodomy_is_for_Girls on August 14, 2006 04:58 PM
I logged in to feel better about myself.
NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 14, 2006 05:01 PM
Nice... hope she has her pasties on-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-toys-nipple-toys.htm
60. Posted by Linnea on August 14, 2006 07:19 PM
She looks like the creepy bag lady on my corner who mumbles about aliens taking her Bible and eats dog shit. But less attractive. And probably a little bit more crazy.
61. Posted by diddleysquat on August 14, 2006 07:25 PM
ooooohhhh....I wanna stick my head in there and give it a kiss.....side boob............
62. Posted by lomies on August 14, 2006 07:38 PM
HOLY SHIT THAT SIDE VIEW WAS SO FUCKIN HOT!
Yeah I know they're fake but ... eh ... ... still ...
THEY'RE SO FUCKIN HOT they're awakening the raging lesbian in me
mmm-mmm
MMMMMM!!!!
63. Posted by Italian Stallion on August 14, 2006 07:49 PM
@46 Very funny....
Nothing to say about the caption that I haven't already said about this dumb bitch the last 1,000 times............
64. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on August 14, 2006 08:19 PM
Begora! LL is clearly a descendant of the Emerald Isle, and with that, come breasts that descend too. Ireland tis the ONLY island that produces women who are unable to scratch their nipples with their chin. Lindsay however can scratch her knee while driving....beat that all U haters! So F OFF all U MF's that only like the "WTF R U Anyway" Jessica Alba & Vanessa MilliVanilliWhoTFCares-types. Boring MF's! Enjoy a GD PUREBRED for a change U F's!!
65. Posted by EnergyGuru on August 14, 2006 08:20 PM
Dang, bigger than I thought. impressive Ms Lohan, how much did you pay for them?
66. Posted by here on August 14, 2006 08:30 PM
#39ZayMomma
I hear you. However, appears what she needed was not so much a bra as parenting. But as for braless, the Cooper's ligaments get stretched a bit and subsequently there's plenty of solid pendulum power during doggy, which is nice, not to mention the hanging type are fun to watch in a swimming pool. Plus they can design space shuttles. I read that in the New Yorker.
67. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on August 14, 2006 08:35 PM
Yummy! A MILK & CEREAL BAR 2 go! And with an easy 2 open wrapper 4 U busy families on the go!
68. Posted by cayana on August 14, 2006 08:50 PM
Lohan's boob: HELP! Let me out of here!!
Never did I think when I left the silicon factory that I would end up in this hell..
69. Posted by tunaskroodle on August 14, 2006 09:08 PM
Yahtzee!
70. Posted by yuckyfresh on August 14, 2006 10:01 PM
ahh, don't give hohan such a hard time. more girls should be showing sideboobs, or just go for it elle macpherson style....
yup.
71. Posted by yuckyfresh on August 14, 2006 10:08 PM
besides, just a year ago she looked like nicole richie. eeeewwwwww. and she didn't have any sideboob then; i think they're real.
72. Posted by nigelstwin on August 14, 2006 10:50 PM
Is it me, or does she have hobbit feet? I mean, they look waaay too big for her in that third pic...
73. Posted by outoftown on August 14, 2006 10:59 PM
brown roots.
what a phony.
74. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on August 14, 2006 11:52 PM
@52 I'd love be inside your brain for at least an hour, but I'd probably pass out from the sensory overload.
75. Posted by beifiori on August 15, 2006 02:10 AM
Those are some droopy boobies!
76. Posted by Sassy on August 15, 2006 02:37 AM
Gosh where can I gets me a potato sack? And how 'bout you put on a bra Whorehan? Geez.
77. Posted by lisad71 on August 15, 2006 05:22 AM
This girl is just a dirty, filthy, coked out whore. My eyes burn just from looking at her STD caked ass.
78. Posted by RichPort on August 15, 2006 09:03 AM
Don't they give those gowns away for free at the plastic surgeon's office?
79. Posted by jrzmommy on August 15, 2006 09:36 AM
Cavewoman. The only thing that comes to mind is cavewoman.
80. Posted by daveeech81 on August 15, 2006 09:49 AM
I think that everyone is being a little harsh about her potato sack dress...you do know that she only has 7 million dollars right?
81. Posted by daveeech81 on August 15, 2006 09:50 AM
oh yea..and TCLTC.
82. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on August 15, 2006 09:51 AM
Such a blatent attempt at attention seeking. She goes out wearing a sack - the ugliest and worst fitting piece of clothing ever made with a cut down each side to her waist and no underwear, when we all know she owns shares in Bikinis.
Nothing this girl does surprises me anymore. Accept maybe if she wore decent clothes and actually did something sensible like turn up and did a full days work. That'd be a shocker.
83. Posted by jFp on August 15, 2006 10:46 AM
Hmmmmm, complainers about seeing tits..hmmmmm....my guess is that some of you are 8 years old and the rest are gay aliens from uranus where only anal glands are admired.
84. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on August 15, 2006 10:50 AM
83. or some of us are girls maybe?
85. Posted by hendero on August 15, 2006 11:37 AM
wow, a 20 year old supposedly "hot" Hollywood actress shows off 3/4 of a boob, and I'm sporting exactly no wood over it. None. I'm scrolling up and checking out the pics again. Still nothing. Oh wait, there was something, but it was caused by the chick from The Killers album cover.
86. Posted by jrzmommy on August 15, 2006 11:42 AM
Why is she dressed like an Apostle?
87. Posted by RenoScarab on August 15, 2006 02:11 PM
I would hit that crazy, drug-induced, freckled, nut-job shit hard. HARD!!!
88. Posted by RenoScarab on August 15, 2006 02:11 PM
http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/
89. Posted by laury on August 15, 2006 05:34 PM
#14 : HAHAHAHAHA, good one, I love Family Guy references.
90. Posted by lohans8ball on August 15, 2006 06:11 PM
How can she not be aware that her tit is being revealed from the side? I'm very aware if my balls are getting some extra air from a side opening. If I want people to see my balls however, I throw kicks.
Point is, everything she's doing is calculated. Look at the unnatural way she's reaching for the door.. she wants us to look at her hard round tit.
It aint pretty firecrotch, it aint pretty..
91. Posted by riley on August 15, 2006 06:25 PM
at least shes not super skinny anymore. if u were that goodlooking you wouldnt care either
92. Posted by clarknova on August 15, 2006 07:09 PM
Why is she wearing a potato sack?
93. Posted by ElatedPornStar on August 15, 2006 07:10 PM
That's not a tit, that's a fucking tumor.
94. Posted by unshavenfan on August 16, 2006 12:41 AM
Nice!. HOT HOT HOT. Nice Rack
95. Posted by thesarahficial on August 17, 2006 12:55 AM
Oh what a lovely potato sack she's got there.
96. Posted by TriStateSucka on August 17, 2006 11:17 PM
I must admit, she's gotta nice rack. Those puppies are doing a good job fighting gravity. Her twins would look excellent wrapped around my cock! (sorry, had to throw that in there)