August 11, 2006
The Superficial Ketchup
• Lou Diamond Phillips has been arrested in Los Angeles on suspicion of domestic abuse against his live-in girlfriend. When questioned, he repeatedly sang La Bamba. Why? Why not.
• Carmen Electra has officially filed for divorce from Dave Navarro, freeing her up to date the next sexually confused man that falls in her lap.
• Kanye West is engaged. Presumably for his money. Get it? Gold digger? Pop culture referenes for the win!
NOTE: That's not really Lou Diamond Phillips' girlfriend in the picture. I just thought him going vampire on a woman's head was fitting for the story.
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Comments
1. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 11, 2006 06:52 PM
FIRST!!! But I don't care.
2. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 11, 2006 07:00 PM
SECOND also!! The Superficial is on a downward spiral!!!
3. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 11, 2006 07:03 PM
THIRD too??? Click the link for the "soon to be" new Superficial!!!
4. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 11, 2006 07:07 PM
FOURTH too??? C'mon! The link is where all the cool, hip and happenin' people are already starting to congregate!!!
5. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 11, 2006 07:09 PM
Lou Diamond Phillips? He's still relevant?
http://www.celebslam.com
6. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 11, 2006 07:12 PM
FIFTH!!! This is getting ridiculous! Am I the only one without a date tonight! No wonder I'm Suicidal. FUCK me and FUCK me hard!! Harder you nambee-pambee!!!
7. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 11, 2006 07:15 PM
Shit!!! Missed it by 3 minutes.
I'm done!
Sincerely
Not "Hopeless_"
(and thank god for that)
8. Posted by Ivana Mandalay on August 11, 2006 07:56 PM
Message to Kanye:
"If you ain't no punk, holla we want pre-nup, We want pre-nup!"
Message to Alexis:
Stick by his side,
I know this dude's ballin',
and yeah that's nice.
And they gunna keep callin and tryin,
but you stay right girl,
and when you get on,
he'll leave yo ass fo' a white girl.
9. Posted by uncle_leo on August 11, 2006 08:58 PM
This site blows donkey. What happened?
Suicidal, you are one annoying fuck, but I have to say your blog is pretty good.
10. Posted by uncle_leo on August 11, 2006 09:01 PM
Suicidal, you are one annoying fuck, but I have to say you're blog is pretty good.
11. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on August 11, 2006 11:56 PM
Wow. This site is about as interesting as a church sermon. Excuse me while I go turn on a religious network and REALLY be entertained.
12. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 12, 2006 12:41 AM
@9 & 10 uncle_jesse, er I mean _leo! It isn't MY blog, I'm just a messenger sent to warn the masses of the impending wasteland theSuperficial is slowly becoming. If you don't want to get caught in the "Spank Cheeks" fiery jet wash as she rockets into the straosphere, I suggest you get onboard while there are still seats available.
13. Posted by herbiefrog on August 12, 2006 01:00 PM
waiter...
there's no lohan
in my ketchup..
...sorry man
...stick around a mo :)
14. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 12, 2006 03:23 PM
Lou Diamond Phillips- shame on you for hitting your girlfriend. That is why girls... I Kick Box, some guy thinks he can push you around... a swift round house to the both of his heads usually cures him of that idea.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
15. Posted by Justin Igger on August 12, 2006 06:01 PM
when they told lou diamond they want him to eat his girlfriend in this picture i think he misunderstood
16. Posted by hotintempe on August 12, 2006 08:59 PM
I just hope this Alexis he is engaged to isnt a whitey. It would be a shame.
17. Posted by ImBringingBloggingBack on August 13, 2006 11:44 AM
So funny, I had used the Lou Diamond (no relation to Dustin Diamond) picture too.
La Bamba star is LaBummed.
ImBringingBloggingBack
18. Posted by ImBringingBloggingBack on August 13, 2006 11:45 AM
So funny, I had used the Lou Diamond (no relation to Dustin Diamond) picture too.
La Bamba star is LaBummed.
-ImBringingBloggingBack
19. Posted by datter on August 14, 2006 09:12 PM
"Pop culture referenes for the win!"
... and terrible spelling, for the BIG LOSS. More "after the jump".
I SAID BIG LOSS!
20. Posted by jaysaj on August 16, 2006 06:55 AM
i agree with #16, it would be a crying shame. I have nothing against inter-racial marriage. its just..............