I told you guys aliens were real....

Must not be any good stories today....who cares about Suri anyway??? Her dad is a crazed lunatic who needs to be killed.

Thanks for playing

is she human or some baby alien from here to save alll the scienctologist of the world.

...and in other news.....NO ONE gives a rat's ass.....how 'bout rescuing the sad and lonely Katie staring out the window...she's hoping that the helicopter buzzing by is really the rescue team sent to free her from the hell that has become her life - but alas - it's not...
bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Looks like it's a baby... in a white blankey.

Either that or it's the stunt baby...

I suppose if they fly around in the air long enough, they are bound to get a picture sooner or later.

Watch Tomkat close all the curtains now.

Looks like it's a baby... in a white blankey.

Either that or it's the stunt baby...

I suppose if they fly around in the air long enough, they are bound to get a picture sooner or later.

Watch Tomkat close all the curtains now.

In the first pic it looks like baby's got horns!!

That's obviously a hologram.

TCLTC...

"What ever happened to Baby Suri?"

http://poetry.rotten.com/infantiphagia/taboo2.html

God damn Scientologists.

What the frick IS that? I don't see no 'baby'.

Oh my FUCKING GOD!!!

#9 that is the most HORRIBLE THING I have EVER SEEN in my ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry i clicked on the link. That sick fucker should be castrated with a rusty spork.

I was just talking to a guy who is a scientist at JPL who has know for years that ultra sound really really can mess shit up made of meat. He said he has always been shocked that they use them to look at babies and has a theory that the rise in the use of ultra sound in the last 50 years correlates to the rise in autism. Crazy huh! Maybe that Jack Ass Tom used the ultra sound he apparently bought one too many times and the baby is a freak!

Anyone give a shit?

anyone?

Bueller?

Thy probably swaddled up one of Isabella's old cabbage patch dolls she left behind when Nicole fled the insane asylum with her and Connor...

And #11, I agree that was really horrible - the place settings didn't match at all and there was no ketchup present on the table...the guy's table manners were pretty bad too...fucking ape...jeez...

I tell you, it's a conspiracy. It has to be no baby (just a stupid publicity stunt insane & attention whore Tom fabricated), it's an alien baby or something is seriously wrong with the baby (extra arm or leg, third eye?). Maybe the cute babies are on back order at the adoption agency cause why else would Tom take so long to reveal Suri.

====Barbadoslim- who really cares? Uh, maybe you do? That's why you came to this blog. Hello?-------Anywho! The picture is really creepy! I mean look at Katie, I mean Kate, she looks like she's in a trance! It looks like the set of a horror movie or something.

yawn.

SO what's the problem with #9. Nobody's seen the 5 piece McInfant Value Meal? TC (of TCLTC) always gets his with a side of Placenta.

K, what irks me about celebrity babies is this "first sighting of" bullshit. I understand celebrities want to protect their kids, you never know what psycho might be hanging around thinking they could sell Tom Cruise's baby's gallbladder and eyeballs on the black market as a miracle cure or whatever. So I don't expect them to pass the kid around to everyone at the Rose Bowl or whatever, but why don't these people send out baby announcements with a cute picture in it like normal people and be done with it? This selling first pictures of their kid to the highest bidder shit is really sorta scummy. They may as well just do a pay-per-view of the birth. It would be about as dignified. I know I am talking about Tom Cruise and his baby mama, so not exactly the most well-adjusted people anyway, but is no one around them saying, "Tom, Kate, enough already, just take a goddamn picture and e-mail it to E Online." Damn.

hey i am suri cruise

anybody there suri anybody

does suri eat cookies?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hahahaaaa 19

It looks like a sonogram picture to me!

I saw, from a reliable source - *Thanks Randi* that the wax figure of Shilo Jolie Pitt is missing.....

Hence the "baby" is not close to the window....it might melt....after the pics were shot...it went back in the freezer..

Oh, fuzzy. Yeah, like unrecognizable.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

people joking about #9

it's not funny. just....no. i almost hurled.

This baby is more well know because of the LACK of exposure it has gotten. Cracks me up that all this fuss is over baby pictures. Rather boring. Yawn. I am going back to posting new sex toys on our site now... that is just a tad more interesting than hearing abour Suri pics... again.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

@9
omg..thats awful..there goes my lunch..all over my keyboard

re: #9...

Ok, everyone, so that you don't toss and turn all night, it's a FAKE baby, okay, a PHONY, a piece of pork tenderloin draped over an old plastic doll...

HOWEVER, how appropriate since this thread is ALL about fake babies, isn't it???

And Tom still loves the cock...hee hee

Photo my ass. Apparently Tom got fake babies on sale, but didn't bother to buy the right size. That is NOT the size of a child of four months. More like one or two years! I'd love to hear Tom explain how Katie supposedly squeezed out a kid that size without making a peep.

They probably just parked a fake baby by the window. Come on, would Tom (who loves the cock) put the kid right next to a large window, with a nice open view of a flat yard? No way. Someone might take pictures, and he wouldn't get money to donate to the cult. Sacrilege!

Oh, and shot of Katie -- very gothic novel. All she needs is a torn white dress, and Tom in sideburns and frock coat, cackling madly as he chases her across a stormy moor.

If you look closely, Tom is holding "it" - to me it looks more like the one-eyed-trouser-snake of which he so fond -

All the pics look like they're straight out of a horror flick. Fuckin creepy how she's standing in the window pale as shit cuz' she's not allowed out in public without covering her entire face and body with muslim garb or whatever Tom Cruise and his with craft are up to pushing upon her lately.... Thanks ricky boby....

Looks like a monkey to me. Shocker considering Tom Cruise is the father. And by father I mean the insane fucker who was allowed to procreate. Or so we assume. God knows what's happening when it's Scientologists we're dealing with.

Since she's a baby she can already talk. And her first words were...

TCLTC!

What the hell. I meant since she's an alien.

She's a greasy, deformed, wrinkled, copper-skinned, bug-eyed, snaggle-toothed runt from the planet Triskellion...

Ok - now EVERYONE knows now...

By the way, TCLTC...

Today's lesson, Scientologists poo too and use baby diapers.

http://www.exposay.com/tom-cruise/1/c/2164/

She's a screaming, shitting, puking, disgusting, smelly little nipple-sucking slimebag with no manners who kicks her legs up in the air and bays at the moon...

Whoooaa, sorry, I thought we were talking about Courtney Love...wrong thread...sorry folks I fucked up...hey Suri, you rule!!!

Riigghhhht. And I'm hiding the *real*, hot Britney in my basment.

*shows "fuzzy" pics*

i dnt c no baby but that seems 2 be a nice house

Where are the babies clothes?? Here are people with all the money in world and she is in just a diaper!!!!

I wish I had helicopters circling my house 24/7. Why don't they just give us the godamn baby and be done with it is what I want to know?

There's a better pic on x17...

http://www.x17online.com/blog/archive/2006/august/10/article/heres-a-closer-look/

...the guys there seem to be interested
...that suri looks a coupla months
...older than she should be ?

why did katie wear a cushion?
it's all very confusing

Is this like one of those pictures where if you stare at it long enough you see another picture hidden within? Does it have horns?

It's friday and this half-assed post has been on top for way too long.

Superfish has become a half-assed site, sad.

WHoever took this picture shouldn't have been paid anything! There is no baby

♫ Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear...♪

♪ Suri Cruise is not there. ♫

man, i can't believe the hoopla surrounding WHAT A STUPID F*CKING BABY LOOKS LIKE. i can just about realize why some people might want to read about, lets say, paris hilton, because she's a good looking (apparently to some) rich stupid bitch living the party lifestyle and hasn't done dick to deserve it -- the american dream in action. BUT A FREAKIN' BABY?? kill me now

I swear until crazy ass herbie posted that closer pic I couldn't see ANY baby in those pics! I thought all of you seeing babies in diapers were definitely on some good drugs or something.

Oh yeah, @19, I totally agree w/you on releasing the baby pics! Why not just show the kid like Gwenyth Paltrow or Brooke Shields did? That way people aren't hounding you 24/7 to get a shot of the kid! WTF?!

Oh well, what do you expect from someone who cherishes the phallus so much.

So THAT'S what Xenu's offspring looks like!

Beautiful house, though.

Anyway, Paris got bitten by her kinkajou Tuesday. Baby Luv is no my favorite animal in L.A.

http://spankcheeks.blogspot.com/2006/08/baby-luv-takes-bite-outta-skank.html

#51

why did TC and Dead Eyes Holmes not show off "the baby" yet....cos TCLTC and he is a publicity whore like Parasite Hilton...

just look at the attention he is getting FOR FREE...

TCLTC....can't wait for the Biography due this fall....maybe that will drive him outta the closet

I think we should call Katie, sorry Kate, Rapunzelle from now on. Looks like she's been locked in that room for weeks. Pale skin, black dress...notice how everyone is saying (in a zombie voice) "Yes, I've seen baby Suri. Baby Suri is beautiful" but nobody has made mention of Katie? Strange - she is scarier in this picture than the lady from the ring - you know who I'm talkin' 'bout, bitches...the not the little girl, but the woman in the mirror who jumps off of the cliff---eeeek!

Tastes like chicken.

http://poetry.rotten.com/infantiphagia/taboo1.html

What's with Katie looking all forlorn in the window? Did she just find out that TCLTC? Woe is Katie.

After looking at the pic again, it reminds me of one of those dolls kids are sent home with from school to teach them about taking care of babies!!!

Do I detect lobster pincers on that kid? Are those bug eyes with mandibles for a mouth? It does have an aura of the end to some horror movie. Kate looking forlornly out the window, realizing in the void of her offspring's black eyes the destroyer of humanity she has birthed into our plane of existence. And Tom in the background, cradling the little hellspawn, cooing, "Isn't she beautiful, breeder? Have you ever seen anything so delightful? She eclipses the atomic bomb in glory, our little apocalypse..." Then he tenderly unbuttons his shirt and allows the little crab creature to suckle off his Scientologized teat.

PEOPLE-help a chick out , can someone please explain to me how you're seeing anything here, all I see is blackness. SERIOUSLY, can someone walk me through what steps to take to see what you all are seeing, cuz I'm all left out in the cold here. HEEEELP!!

#50, "rich stupid bitch living the party lifestyle and hasn't done dick to deserve it "

Umm, correction here- Paris has not only done dick, she's gone above and beyond her dick quota for the next 8 billion years.

Don't really give a fuck about this story but I did laugh at all you idiots that thought #9 was real.

#59 - BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS!

I now care even less!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

don't u mean that suri cruise is alive and FOZZY??? WOKAWOKAWOKA!!

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

60--top picture--look between the two vertical brown lines. Ignore the lines the window panes are making. The head is on the right, then there's the body, those are the brownish-parts. Then there's a blob of white kinda to the left of center--that's the diaper. does that help? I didn't see it either at first.

I don't see it's wings. Where are it's wings and pointed tail? I can just barely make out cloven feet.

#60, I'll help you out, this is what the everyone is seeing basically...

http://www.elpn.com/iane/graphics/exorblood.jpg

67, thanks
aaaahahahahahahahahaha
too funny

Actually, it's an extreme close-up of Vanessa Redgrave's privates.

What's the big deal?

They just won't bring out little suri until she molts her first exoskeleton, and her new one hardens.

And then TCLTC will eat it, because we all know her loves them real hard.

This doesn't look right. The person and baby on the right side of the frame look too big behind the window. And on the left hand side of the window, the face of the woman looking out seems to be on a much smaller scale.

I'm scurred

dip dip

I don't care if that kid grows up to have flowbee bangs and big white teeth like her father, I will NEVER recognize the existence of Suri Cruise as real. NEVER. Not with DNA test results, video footage of Katie birthing, NOTHING. Suri Cruise is not real.

Hey, it's bigfoot!

Wow, it looks so fake to me. First of all, I can't make out a baby in the picture. Second, the person/"baby" seems to big in the window.. like they were photoshopped in later. Third, the two closeups look like something out of The Sims lol. But maybe the color is just weird/bad.

Who knows though, maybe *I'm* just seeing things ;)

#32 - You are absolutly right - That baby is too big to be 4 months! That is because it is not tom's baby, and katie actually had the baby a couple of months ago, and then faked the rest of the pregnancy. They are waiting until the baby is at an age where it is hard to tell its real age to reveal it.

Mystery solved.

it's ridiculous that the press even ran those pictures.

Kinda reminds me of that scene in Home Alone where Kevin/Macauley Culkin rigged up cardboard characters to dance and move in the front window so no one would know he was alone in the house. Yeah, it's kind of the same thing.

I think we should take this as a cry of help. But all we can do is take pictures of windows as that baby's trying to scream, "Help me! My father's sliding across the floor in his underwear and sunglasses!"

why do people make such a big deal out of them not wanting to have the baby seen or whatever the case may be. im so sick of this suri crap.

She's a hairy, scaly, green-blooded, diseased, blood sucking little cretin, who was sent by an alien race as the first expeditionary explorer to determine our weaknesses so that they can overwhelm us - she comes from a race of dwellers who have come to our planet to deplete our ketchup supplies...they have been monitoring our television broadcasts for months - see the link below for world exclusive first footage of little Suri sucking on her bottle...enjoy...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oLmhGb4ZdZo

toilet duck likes to lick dirty assholes

#82...

Actually, my real name is an ancient African name, spelled Owuh Tannassiam..

Say it several dozen tmes out loud so you can get the pronunciation right...

The closer picture (# 45 thanks) is really, really clear. Not to makes jokes, but Suri's head looks extra large. And not in a funny way, but in a severly retarded or down-syndrome kind of way.

That said, Katie's face is about the saddest thing I've ever seen. I doubt this was of Tom's doing. It looked like a real cry for help. The brainwashing is wearing off. She's starting to be aware of what's going on. Oh, the lambasting she's probably gotten from TCLTC for trying to watch for helicopters to fly by and save her. Oh, if ever there were a time when Joey needed Dawson's window to climb into (or out of).....Poor kid. I mean both of them.

She's a goose-pimpled, stinking, bald, slimy, gap-toothed, web-footed little interloper, and her race intends to conquer us - her planet is dying and depleted, her people need ketchup to survive - she was placed with Tomkat after their Council of Elders wanted to find a safe place to harbor her, where the male in the family loves the Cock and needs to hide this fact, so there won't be any suspicion and Suri can conquer the earth and take all of our ketchup back to her planet...

...are you all blind??? am I the only one sitting here in my dirty underwear, not having shaved in 3 days, trying to warn all of you about Suri and her filthy band of alien invaders???

I probably shouldn't write after several glasses of wine, but WTF...they're COMING, and Suri is the Antichrist, mark my words....ok bed now...