nigger.

^ Racist?

I wonder why he stopped shaving? Now he just looks gross and sweaty

McConauGHEY - get it? get it? get it?

I don't care if he never wears shirt every again.

I can live with it.

Would you ?

Wow...he is funny looking now...and I think he may be or probably is gay..he is never seen with a woman or women anymore...what is really up with that???

i would DEFINATELY do that.

oh, and what's up w/#1's comment?

he's scares me... where's lance?

I wish he'd no longer wear shorts, as well.

Casual McConaughey always looking like his well known character from Dazed and Confused- Wooderson. "The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N. All right, all right, all right."

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

She's hot. I'd do her. Giggity giggity!

My earliest post, and it has to be 13 (yuck).

I'm just glad I have no idea who he is. My cable got cut off months ago. Once your TV is taken away by force and the connection is broken, you live without it just fine and you start to think more clearly. The only thing I miss is WWE RAW, and I can always go to a bar every now and then and check that out.

I don't know who is in those photos, but he is the hottest homeless man I have ever laid eyes on.
He almost reminds me of a Vietnam-era vetran with the bandana and scruff.

It sure would be nice to see a picture of a shirtless, heterosexual guy with a body like Matthew McConaughey's.

You know how I know you're gay?

You were Jodi Foster's love interest in Contact.

No shirts

No shoes

No shorts

Now that's a party!

AHHHHHHHHHH (banging on chest)
Me no do nothing but be hairy and sweaty. You likey?

He is so LAME.

The caption said it all... I'm still laughing. My wife always gets this spooky, entranced, dazed, sexual (but in a scary way), look in her eyes whenever this fucker is on Access Hollywood on in a magazine at the checkout line. For other reason than that, I'd like to kick him in the nuts. And Derek Jeter. Oh yeah, and LL Cool J.

Woo Bam!

I want to not wear shirts!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

What's the fascination with Matthew McConaughey these days? It's non-stop pap coverage of him bummim around...

http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=matthew+mcconaughey

Is Matty on the juice?

http://www.celebslam.com

If I had that body, I'd never wear a shirt either. And a welcome relief from the Lindsay-in-a-bikini-fete that has dominated this site for the past few weeks. Kudos to Matthew.

burn baby burn..wtv this is boring

remember that tcltc

FIRST!

"Stubble Rubber"

sugar tits

Bad facial hair, AMAZING body. When you really look at it, bad head of hair too. Oh well, those abs make up for it.

1#- you're retarded.

I'd like to wring the sweat from his dirty jockstrap and drizzle it over my morning Kelloggs Corn Flakes...

I'd suck the toejam from between his toes, and spread it on my morning toast...

That's a triple bagger- but, having first enticed him into a SHOWER, then talked him into the three required bags, I would shag that like there's no tomorrw!

I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy just looking at the lumpy area of his shorts.

I'm salivating. I'd like to lick him allll over. Him and Jake too.

Who's this freak? Is he in the FBI's most wanted sexual preadtors list? If not, he should.

I've been doing Kegel exercises, I'm going to quit wearing shorts. They just get in the way anyhoo.

I'd like to explore the inner wonders of his tight little bunghole...

I'd like to take the filthy scrapings from under his toenails and spread them on a Ritz cracker...

I think I just came in my panties a little.

Very nice #16 and #32. Very nice.
Biggest chuckle I've had on here in a loooooooooong time. I even felt it in my special places.

@23

sure looks like it.

@38, sad thing you're a guy.

Damn,

No WONDER he got mad at me when I dropped a quarter in his starbucks cup and said "Good Luck Man"

Yeah, I definately don't mind.

"He's the one, who likes, wearing pretty pink thongs, and he likes to sing Lance Bass song's, and he likes to suck on dongs, but he, don't like the pussy, don't like the pussy, and I say, bleh...."

in pic #1

this guy can win in a saggy-nuts contest...

I would let him drag me behind his pickup truck bare naked down a gravel road for 5 miles and then pour vinegar all over me, just for a chance to beg him to eat the corn out of his shit...

Ladies if you really like this weirdo, there's something wrong with you

I would sneak into his house and night and breathe in the air that he exhales while he sleeps - then I would tiptoe into his bathroom and gather up all the pubes I could find in the toilet and knit a bracelet out of them and leave it on my wrist until I die no matter how much it rots and stinks and if anyone complains about the smell I would scream hysterically at them in public places and tell them to fuck off...

Mathew looks great- haters are just jealous. And he's dated recently, He and Penelope Cruz dated for like 10 months, they met on the set of that really crappy desert movie.

I would shave his pubes secretly at night, then I would mix them in my coffee grinder so that each morning I would have some of his DNA inside me...

#49...

Fucktard...

I can almost smell the BO just looking at those pics.

@49 are you related to Lindsay Lohan? Or are you a retard just by choice?

I would tongue bathe that sweaty hippie, God he looks good.

clarknova, I am one bitchy cunt today, full of PMS hatred towards everything I see, hear and read... Don't you fucking start with me.

#49...

Whiny, titless, one-legged circus freak...

clarknova, perhaps the reason you never get laid is probably because you have NO idea what women find sexy and hot....

I am very sad for your lack of sexual prowess.

MMLKDP
(matthew mcconaughy loves krisdylee's pussy)

I think his balls look cute under those shorts, but would look better bouncing off of krisdylee's chin...nyuk nyuk...

And #49 is a screeching, hunchbacked, sun bleached, cocksucking whore, best friend of HoHan's dicksucking old cunt of a mother Dina...

so there...

#49...

May you come back in the next life as one of Courteney Love's feminine wipes...

Q - What's white and runs down the bathroom wall??

A - George Michael's latest release...

Great delivery on the line, "That's what I like about High school girls. I get older they stay the same age." CLASSIC

#16 i didnt know that. she's hot but doesn't fell that she can let just anobody have her

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#55 iwe like it when you act all hot :)

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#59 what part of toitet duck didn't you get in irony class :)

Dear Sean Paul

Please stop selling Matt whatever it is that you are smoking. As you can see by above picture he is looking rather "Dude where's my shirt."
Also, thanks for a few nice dance tunes.

Sincerely,

the greatest person ever (next to Macgyver)
ME

Wow, he sure is sweaty, his anti-perspirant bills must be enormous....

....or maybe not.

I'd hit it, after a long shower and the shaving of his head. He looks better without hair.

RE #19. Posted by RichPort on August 10, 2006 04:21 PM:
awesome, laughed my ass off.

RE ToiletDuck: inventive... and fuckin gross. Ew. And bravo.

All the fags 'round here will bitch about a guy that's obviously in shape. All the limp bitches are fat bellied homo's dying to look like him, but too busy taking it in the keyster to lift anything except another cock to their lips. Fuck off fag hags.

#66 ooohhh, you smell like an Italian.

You all know he's going commando under those shorts, don't you...

I've never wanted to be a pair of shorts so much in my life. ;)

I took the Lear down to Houston to catch the Astros - Pirates game today. Sitting in the stands three rows ahead of me is that shirtless, headband butt-munch. He damn near got hit with a foul ball. No coordination what so ever.

The above story is fictitious, except for part about him sitting in the stands!

ok, that looks great and all, but what happens when you take away the tan? WHALE BLUBBER. Ladies, we can do better than that!

Oh come on, you retards. He's hot as hell. Maybe he could shave, but that body? Yum.

ok i laughed pretty hard at this one. dude, he's a weirdo. even for celebrities.

BWHAHAHAAA!! OMG - I just laughed OUT LOUD at what the caption was under this photo. I love this site!!!

How primative and macho! (barf) I can smell the pheremones from here. He's obviously the "pitcher" in the Matt/Lance love thing.

I believe it was on this site earlier this week where I first heard the term "dookie slot," a phrase for some reason I decided to embrace and use prolifically. Regrettably, the opportunities have been few. That said, I would like to maybe do something with his dookie slot.

A nice lesson for guys on today's Superficial. Those of you who look like Val Kilmer does these days, think about some clothing. Those with McCoughnahey (sp?)-type bodies, feel free to do the minimalistic thing. Although I must say, he looks like he might not pass a banned substance test at the Tour de France - he was more entertaining doing recreational drugs. And the Jeremiah Johnson look does nothing for him.

I would hit it as long as I didn't have to kiss it. Speaking of a mouthful of pubes..

While I have to admit old Matty's bod is extremely hot, I also agree with some of the above comments that he is a freaking weirdo. Seriously. Remember when the cops found him naked and playing the bongs a few years back? I think he has a serious MaryJoanna problem my friends.

By the way, does anyone think the SF guy might be the same guy who used to comment using the word SMASH constantly? Anyone??

OOPs, sorry, that's BONGO's not BONGS. My bad. Freudian slip...

Ugh, the man has a nice chest, but other than that, he looks skanky. And the pictures of him are getting sillier -- plus, I think he's gay. He keeps hanging out with Lance Armstrong, and everyone knows you're gay if your first name is Lance.

He can play my bongos anytime.. he he he

Skin cancer is the new black.

oh so SeXy!!!

yeah i would

I hope he stops wearing pants too. And underwear.

He's had really great hair. He should get a hair transplant though from his beard to his head though.

Then he'd look less like a sweaty wino.

he looks borderline retarded in the top pic

No longer wears shirts? He's at the beach! You'd prefer black tie?

roid gut?

Sorry Matt, but you're gross.

He's such a goofball. What the hell is he looking at in the second pic?

I love this bitchy site. Matt's even wearing his Lance bracelet. What is Penelope's prob anyway; Tom Cruz, nic Cage, matt--they're all nuts and permanent bachelors after they've been married 3 times. I'm not even jealous of her anymore and her English doesn't ever really improve. Nicholas Cage thinks he's part asian now that he's married to an asian woman.

#88, i agree with you. It seems male celebs have to look like penguines all the time. But he should get rid of the facial hair. He looks like a jungle in Cambodia.