She didn't mistake Sean Preston for a cheeto, did she?

I thought caffeine and things of that nature were "bad for baby". P.S. Nice shoes. It's all too scarey!

holy cow. literally. Cow. I don't care if you're pregnant, that's rediculous.

2nd picture--SERIOUSLY--She's so dumb she can't figure out how a straw works?!! What the fuck-- you couldn't pose a better picture than this one.

Wow. This completes her fall from grace. What a stark difference between this double wide (literally) Bobbie Sue look and her VMA dance routines... she may want to make sure she doesn't get too close to the shore and accidentally speared... those may be the worst boxers ever.

Seriously, is there no one around who can stop her from going out in public looking like that? If she's buying those jumbo drinks from Starbucks, then she has at least a few dollars left to spend on her appearance.

http://glossedover.com

Taking in caffeine is okay (during pregnancy), as long as it is minimal.

http://www.BadBreakups.net

Who the fuck is her stylist--Helen Keller?! Jesus Christ!

Gross. That girl gets worse everyday.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Calling her trailer trash does a dis-service to real trailer trash. She is now officially a at least a step below. I've known women who were absolutely gorgeous and sexy while pregnant. How could Britney miss the mark so completely?

She really needs to lose weight if she wants Bonkr in her, I suggest an abortion.

How can someone this dumb manage to breed? I'm sure that when SP sees this pics of his mom in 12 years, he'll go gay in a heartbeat and change his last name to Hilton or Aguilera.

So know we know that:

1. Britney's dumber than K-Fed.
2. Britney's a worse dresser than K-Fed.

My mind can barely grasp the concept that K-Fed is smarter or a better dresser than anyone, yet there it is.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...etc

You know, I wanted to think that maybe this woman wasn't as crazy as everyone was saying and that maybe somewhere in that brain, if you can call it that, of hers she had some fucking sense...but honestly I now realize that she is what everyone has been saying: disgusting, ignorant, white, trash.

Maybe Brit and Kevin believe that super stupid people have genius babies. Maybe Sean Preston will be the next Einstein or Hawking. Then again, you can't grow brain coral in a children's inflatable wading pool. If Brit gets any more disgusting, the photographers are going to have to smear vasoline on the camera lens to save their eyesight.

She's disgusting.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

Ugh, I'm sure Starbucks is loving this publicity... "keep drinking our Fraps, and you'll look like this!!!" Millions of women are swearing off of Starbucks as we speak...

Hey Superfish: the headline is missing "...and her fat thighs"
Fix that, OK?

She looks like Rosie O' Donnel

The Superficial guy neglected to include this "chicken head" pic!!

http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=1320&fullsize=1

My God, her wardrobe makes Courtney Love's look like fucking Princess Diana.

For the love of God will somebody please stop her! Why oh why can't she find a freaking shirt that fits?? What a complete and utter (or udder in this case) mess!

By the way Brit, those drinks have about 9,547 calories a pop so, drink on! You dumbass cuntry bumkin.

You should seriously have to get a license to procreate. Honestly.

I would like to eat her out with the baby still in there, I bet it tastes Vagilicious!!!!!

oh... my.... god...

cankles FTW!!!

What is it with these stars that carry keys, cell phone, make up, drinks, little bags, etc., all on one hand, but they carry a freakin' purse that could smuggle three year olds into the black market?

Act and look like a grown-ass woman for a change...put the shit in your purse, that's what it's for!

Darwin! Darwin! Where are you!!

Mmmm, fried chicken stain

Sweet baby Jesus, that woman looks like a cartoon character.

And by the way--Starbucks DOES sell sugarless Fraps with no coffee in them. It IS possible that she is drinking one of...oh who are we kidding. Chug-a-lug Pooh Bear, come on Fattty, Seweeeee!!

Seriously, when I told her she was a washed up has been - I didn't think she was going to take it this hard. I guess I should apologize and help her get a bath.

For a millionairre, she sure can't match worth a damn.

Yes, you can drink caffeine during pregnancy. Up to 2 regular sized cups of coffee is fine, according to my OB. A fuckin' Venti a day almost certainly exceeds this limit though. Who knows, she could be engaging that tiny sponge she calls a brain and drinking decaf though.
I wonder what snacks she has awaiting her in that Starbucks bag? Gourmet Cheeto dusted macaroons?

As for the shirt, gotta love the clumsy preggo spill stains in pic 1. Sexy.

Oh...and that hair is STILL awful.

It's either a regular Britney Spears or a really fat hillbilly Ashlee Simpson.

They're both the same, so I get them mixed up all the time.

nice scrunchie on the wrist!

That's not a food stain on her shirt--EW! it's bellybutton sweat.

@30 Isn't it then called water???

everything about this pic screams WRONG: the dark hair with the pale skin, the skimpy platforms holding up her whale of a body, the 90's scrunchie she's using for a bracelet...those boxers make it look like she has a penis too

Damn. Federline is to Britney as Bobby Brown is to Whitney.
Her conversion back to white trash is complete. Good luck working your way back to the top Brit. The best you can hope for if you can ever get back into shape is a nudie role in a made for Showtime women's prison movie.

#15

Don't insult white trash by associating those NASCAR watchin', tobacky chewing', Meth-makin', slow talkin', red state votin', Bible thumpin', Jesus groupie, rabbit huntin', rusty chainsaw havin', UFC and WWE match attendin', Jim Beam chuggin', case-of-Schlitz 12 oz in one sitting drinkin', welfare gettin', evolution not believin', cuntry music (?) listenin' to, Americans with this human garbage disposal. I mean, hey, rednecks have feelings and self esteem too you know...

#33 - I have no comment here, I just like saying "macaroon"!

Macaroon!!!

MACAROON!!!

Macarooooooooon!!!

if she did have ANY sense to drink a sugarless, caffeine-less frappe, she probably wouldve have some sense to not drive with her infant in her lap on the highway or to NOT get involved with kfag. come on, guys. don't overestimate her. she's one of the few people in the world with a negative IQ.

That bitch is crazy!

The last time I saw something that trashy, it had the name "Hefty" written across it... well, I guess the same pertains to this case.

you can see her bra, lol!

http://www.playpacman.net

I guess one could compare it to watching something on the National Geographic channel. In fact, I'd expect the caption to be 'Now look at the whale suck down nourishment. What people don't know about the whale is that it's designer is the platypus.'

The platypus. You know, the joke of the animal kingdom.

Yeehaw that whole trailer park's getting Starbucks today!

Is that a Wal-Mart tattoo on her hip?

I'm nominating her to be on TLC's What Not to Wear... at least they'll make her wear a bra.... those puppies are beggin' for a little help there...

Why is it that everytime I see her the theme song to "Deliverence" pops into my head?

I'm just impressed she's wearing shoes.

I think she actually looks a lot better then the usual britney

Some additional photo links to Britney. Actually doesn't look that bad she is pregs.

http://www.exposay.com/britney-spears/1/c/361/

Where's the Cutlass Supreme and Virginia Slims?

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

All she's missing is rollers in her hair and her look will be complete...

What shade haircolor did she use, pitch black? Stygian dark? Who in their right mind walks around like that, stain and all, especially when they know they are going to have photogs up their ass? If she is this nasty in public, imagine what she is like in private. Between this and the "tragedy that is meth" video previously, I am changing my opinion of K-Fag. He is earning every penny of his money, and if I were him I would get out of the house and away from her as much and as often as possible. If she can't present a better public appearance, you know she don't take care of her cootch. And asking for a second wipe after she shits is probably asking too much. Britney "one-wiper" Spears.

She's addicted to those frappachinos. She probably thinks she's classy for drinking that "fancy coffee". The outfit must be her "disguise". "If I dress like a trailer trash sloo NO ONE will recognize me." Uh-huh. If she really wanted to fool us she would actually dress what her bank account dictates not the wal-mart catalouge.

She needs to be holding a snot-encrusted Sean Preston on her hip while he's wearing only a diaper and a t-shirt (purple Kool-Aid stains on the shirt and dirty, shoeless feet, natch).

How do you spell, "brood mare"?

I think that hair color is called "Angelina Jolie Black". She loves to follow other celebs (see Madonna) so no surprise. I think she is trying to hit a super low so her comeback will be more triumphant... ...

With how much shopping she's doing, you'd think there would be some nice maternity clothes involved. But apparently she doesn't WANT to look nice.

I have lost all hope in her ever looking nice on a regular day...

Did she eat her baby? I'm speechless...

My prediction: Britney gives birth to Chester Cheeto. And then promtly eats him.

wedge flip-flops + ill-fitting shirt + shorts that are too short + clunky jewelry + unkempt hair + lipstick from the set of "High Ho: Snow White Discovers The Wonders Of Crack Cocaine and Dwarf Cock" = low-rent trucker whore.

You can't disprove me. It's science.

:SNICKER:
More triumphant... :)

@1 - Italian Stallion - Congratulations on the two "FIRSTS" today... and you didn't even gloat!! May I suggest you buy a lottery ticket???

I hope that one day this child is an honor student!!!!!!

My, my, my....isn't Brit-Brit just bursting out of that ensemble. Literally. Even the $5.99 Wal-Mart flipslops look like they're going to burst apart.

Does anybody know what her foot tattoo says?(see Suicidal's link @21)

Wait, wait, let me guess, it's probably something super philosophical like "Cheetos, they're not just for breakfast anymore..." or "The South will rise again."

She looks pensive in the first photo. As if she's thinking, "Where to next? 7-11 for a couple of Big Bites or IHOP for a couple of Grand Slams to go?"

@67 May I suggest you finally do what you promised us..............

#71 - I bet she takes Grand Slams alright. *shudder*

By the time she finishes rapid-firing out children, that tattoo will look like newsprint on pulled Silly Putty.

She looks like an autistic person trying to get that straw in her mouth with her tongue all of the way out.

Where is oshkosh today? Pinky-nip? Tranny? What happened to Dr. Rokter? Stallion, we're the last two standing. Except for Papa, but he never calls, never writes... And WTF happened with that site?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I think that Britney is doing the best that she can under the watchful and bitchy eyes of the media and the world. People are so very mean and opinionated - leave her alone.

I would still hit that...
wait, what the hell did I just say?

I have to give this one to the Britster

SHE HAS A PREGNANAT BELLY...AND SHE SHOWS HER BABIES OFF AFTER THEY ARE BORN....

Katie "Deadeyes" Holmes had this magical belly that went in and out and in and out...like Tom " TCLTC" Cruise was inside her pumping thawed L. Ron spunk with a turkey baster in a slow constant pump...DANG!

So good show Brit....you show Katie how to bring it....big and waddlie...

75--I think you have thesuperficial.com confused for wepitybayoutrash.com. THIS *pointing to pictures of Britney above* is not doing the best she can. Boxer shorts and a tank from when she was 18 and skinny IS NOT doing the best she can.

@75 - Open your mind and shut you mouth!

...and one day I will learn how to type PREGNANT......

I will type it on my own time as penance...

PREGNANT.PREGNANT.PREGNANT.PREGNANT.PREGNANT.PREGNANT......etc.......

Aren't high-heeled flip flops out of style?

Picture #3--"I got my donuts! Please don't let them get cold! HURRY HURRY HURRY I got my donuts!!"

That'll do, Pig. That'll do.

#81 - I'm sorry. Were they ever in style? Did I miss something?

Sooooooiiiiiiieeeeee!

@73: *gasping-out of breath*... Jacq... I'm here... just buried at work... can only check in periodically...

And when I say "buried", this time, I mean "buried" by paperwork, not my boss.

It looks like she doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks. Good for her. Who the fuck cares what kind of clothes she chooses to wear. I think she looks happy. The rest of you obviously aren't. You're all sad and pathetic.

@73 Dr Rokter is now Hopeless, I think?
If everyone else is leaving why are we still here?
I might have to disappear soon too, sorry............

Come on now, she's pregnant! Aside from her clothes/shoes and purse not matching...she looks fine. She's allowed to have a big belly when she's pregnant. And I still see muscle tone in her legs...so they're not fat by any standards. Fat would be cheesey. Poor girl, cut her a break. Oh...and I couldn't agree more with #75.

Her body type is attractive SOMEwhere on earth,

I'm thinking, certain parts of Yemen, the Lakshadweep Islands and Borneo.

Is this is what happens to you when you are FILTHY rich?
God help me... and may I never make another dollar again.

You know! God bless the girl! Her showing off her belly really pisses me off! I have one child that was born alive out of 11 miscarriages!

It totally boggles my mind why she gets them so easy

@88: Stallion, Don't trot away! You can always play "hide & seek" with me, instead :)

@93 True, and you know I love me some "hide n seek"................

Yes, we can all agree that she is indeed pregnant.

I also get just a *tiny* bit chunky when I'm pregnant, but obviously, still look like a fucking goddess. My point? She has enough money to hire people to keep her out of Burger King and Dunkin Donuts. With that kind of cash, I would hire a squad of ninjas to encircle me at all times and kick me in the uterus if I even glanced at a french fry. And if they wound up being hot as shit and stepping in to help out with my hormone-induced nymphomania, so be it.

*think Heidi Klum voiceover*

Wynn-Dixie Supermarkets breaks open the walls of faSHOn with their new line of summer tops and shorts, in fashionable nylon, rayon and awesome poly-cotton blends!!!!

Available at all locations near the dairy section.

Is that cum stains or cheeto grease on her shirt?

@97...would it make any difference at this point? :)

Why does she shop at Wal-Mart? If she's not going to use that money to at least resemble a well-dressed fat chick, she should give it to me. So I can be a well-dressed fat chick.

Is she trying to look like Elvis with the jet black hair and glasses?

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

#84. Good point.

Awls I know is GOD---I view the day that I ever get pregnant as being a time when I can look I dunno...cute and pregnant. She just looks soooo scummy all the time, like her feet prolly have 5 layers of grit and dirt on them and she takes a shower only once a week.

And I swear I can see ashy knees on one of those pics.

#88 & 93 - Or he can "bury" you in the copy room. Just make sure the door's locked.

Is that the Dr? How do I NEVER pick up on that shit?

Britney (sadly) looks like every other chick between the ages of 12 and 30 in America. Ill-fitting shorts guaranteed to be unflattering both in front and behind? Check. Shirt that does not in any way go with the unflattering shorts and allows stomach blubber to be viewed (I know she's pregnant, but since she helped popularize the loathsome "low rise" trend, I am fully justified in calling her stomach "blubber")? Check. Ugly wedge flip-flops? Check. Scrunchy on wrist? Check. Hair color that looks like it was done hastily in a truck stop restroom? Check. Big hoop earrings destined to be yanked off painfully by infant or to catch on purse strap? Check. She's ready to face the world!

I have been sick with stomach flu and went out looking better than this. Have a little pride in your appearance, woman! Jebus, you're married, give your husband something to brag about besides the size of your bank account and how many times he can knock you up.

She's devolved into a Daniel Clowes character.

In that first pic her head looks exactly like Peggy Hill's from King of the Hill, check it out:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/01/180px-Peggy.jpg

It's fine that she's putting on pregnancy pounds, but does she have to dress like a $2 hooker at the same time?

#95 says "I also get just a *tiny* bit chunky when I'm pregnant, but obviously, still look like a fucking goddess...I would hire a squad of ninjas to encircle me at all times and kick me in the uterus if I even glanced at a french fry."

Good for you, Paris Hilton! Someone should kick you in the uterus just for saying such a cocky statement. A "tiny bit" you say? I hope someday you bloat up like a house. There is nothing wrong with a little pregnancy weight...it's healthy. Get your head out of your ass.

@78 Yes, girlfriend, you are correct. Perfectly put.

@75 You are in the WRONG place, hon.

OK, not to defend Britney, because honestly I could give a shit, but for someone who got preggo so quickly after having the first, she doesn't look that bad. Some lucky women can be 8 months pregnant and look like they just have a little basketball under their shirt and they don't gain weight anywhere else. But others like me blow up like behemeths. For all of my pregnancies I never gained more than 20 pounds but I looked like a bloated walrus. I shudder to look at pictures of me pregnant. But I always lose the weight afterwards. Who knows, she might just do that, but she'll still be a dumbass hick.

Did I just say all that? Nevermind, I was a fat-ass and so is she.

95 and 107 lol babes :)
this thread's been "a long time coming"

lol

back soon

I'm shuddering from those pictures...

but it's still nothing compared to the time-travel video...

My husband wouldn't hit that, and he thinks pregnant chicks are hot. You know, because you can't knock them up anymore than they already are. AND he's a fucking redneck, AND he even talks a bit like Britney, with that drawl, only not as high pitched and bitchy sounding. There was a point in time, when she was fine, that I would have taped him hitting it, but not anymore. I wouldn't let him hit that with our 400lb friends dick, and his meth head brother pushing. Damn it man!

I don't thinks she's actually pregnant...I think she just got too fat and needed something to blame it on.

Her feet smell like vinegar and old cheese.

...or so I've heard.

Welcome to the latest installment of "I Was A White Trash Superstar."

Its sad really, such a pretty girl just lets herself go, She is giving other moms a bad name. You have heard the saying "Once you become a mom you just let yourself go". I am a mom and I work hard to keep myself looking good, not just for myself but for my kids also. And the "I am pregnant" excuse doesnt fly. I have a 5 months old and a three year old and I am pregnant. Its sad...

this baby gonna be black cuz it's mine so she need to stop with the junk food and start eating some collar greens for real though

Aren't those the same nasty ass wedge flip flops she was wearing when she dropped SP? Get a new pair of (clean) shoes, girlfriend!

This didn't occur to me when I first saw her brunette look, but aren't pregnant women instructed not to use hair dye because it might harm the baby?

WOW...i can't believe there's no one out there to stop her from going out in public like that...

i want the tape of an anna nicole/brit-fed chat...

katrina servivors dressed better...

trash trash trash
she could just as well be holding a biggie sized drink and bag of burgers across the highway from a trailer park.

What is wrong with her? I almost gagged when I saw this picture. It just makes me angry. What the hell is her problem, I mean really?

@83 lol

For a minute there it looked like she was wearing high heal fip flops, but then I saw---OH HOLY FUCK !! THEY ARE HIGH HEEL FLIP FLOPS--- and then I just sat and let my body cringe itself into a kind of small shape that looks like a pear, but without a stick or leaf.

Most people with half a brain and a little self respect wouldn't be seen like this if they weren't being followed around by paparazzi. The fact that she knows that she's going to be photographed and still goes out like this is just sad.

There's no defending it, for those of you who are...

Here knees look like my grandmother's.

*sigh* Twitney makes me feel SOOOOOOO much better about myself.

What, did I miss the new trend already of pregnant women walking around and looking like teen hookers.

She looks like she's trying to outdo Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver.

Gross. Cover your shit up Brit.

I'm broke and I still managed to look neat and put together while I was pregnant. She's rich and could get all the maternity clothes she wants. Being pregnant shouldnt be an excuse to look like a fat slob. And what the hell is with the boxer shorts??

i think she has the money for a tummy tuck, right?
why on earth didn't she get one?

@ #107 Just_Me:

Sarcasm, you fucking moron.

I think she looks better here than in some of her pictures of late. But, like @128 said, these make me feel better about myself. Nice sunglasses, though.

The shorts she's wearing look just like the ones I threw in the salvation army dumster a few years ago.

The shorts she's wearing look just like a pair I threw in the salvation army dumpster a few years ago.

ruyukyo shes 7 month pregnant you half wit

#75, all the others defending her, we(well, most of us) aren't making fun of her becasue she's pregnant. We're making fun of her because, despite the fact that she's a millionaire, she still dresses like a she a)has a the body she used to have, and b) is a 10 cent whore living in a trailer park.

#75, you say she's doing the best she can but her best is nowhere near good enough. That is why everyone is making fun of her. All the money in the world can't provide her with class or taste.

Cool.

Somebody needs to do this girl some kindness and suggest she hire a wardrobe nanny of sorts. She is making truly terrible choices in dress and it's so not helping her image. Man, where are her friends? Why aren't they saying anything to her?? Everytime she steps out in these awful outfits with her thong showing or her bra exposed, she's just screaming for wardrobe Rx, stat.

Hahahahahahahaha. That stain on her shirt made my day.

Picture 2 makes her look like a retarded child trying to have a drink of water, when there carer has turned there back.

Those platform shoes are crying out in pain.

I know she's pregnant and all, and it's expected that she'll gain some weight, but there does come a time in a woman's life when she should say to herself "I do not look good in a skimpy halter top and hot pants."

At 300 lbs and charging 5 cents a handjob I bet the girl still has more class then the bloggers here though.

the shoes are the worst part,granted, but dammit it sux to look sexy and be preggers...just want to be comfortable sometimes...and f*ck what anyone thinks..good for her. been there, done that.

it's belly button is sweating on the sidewalk ... drip fuckin drip. :__

Oh my word...all I can think of when I see those pictures, the first one especially...i mean the pose, the horrible clothing...all that enters my head is Full Metal Jacket. They should do a remake and cast her as the hooker. Ohh, me so horny, me love you long time. 2 dolla sucky sucky. Muhahahah...good lord

All you people that think she is just fat...IT IS CALLED BEING PREGNANT! EVERYONE GETS BIG WHEN THEY ARE PREGNANT! MY GOD...GIVE THE FRIGGEN WOMAN A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOTALLY AGREE WITH #75 AND #89...READ EM!!!

As far as her body, she looks really good. Admit it, you all know its true. If you dont, youre single or never been pregnant. Or are one of those people we all hate, whos bellies grow in the front just enough for the baby.
The hair, the make up, the clothes the shoes! Every bit of it screams WRONG! Oh how I wish someone would help her dress before she goes out.

I wonder what she does with all that money? Because it certainly isn't being spent on a lavish wardrobe...

You'd think with the way the paparazzi follows her around that she'd at least make the effort to look (if not camera ready) at least half way decent. She can afford stylish
maternity clothes, yet she insists on wearing that gawd awful top and shorts.I guess she must have made some effort though, I noticed she applied some lipstick.

Wow, drinking coffee during pragnancy... Why am I not surprised?

Hey #148, I wonder if I really need to point this out, but...isn't this how she looked before she was pregnant too?

I have to stop now...my jaw hurts....uhhhhhhhhhhhnn