August 03, 2006
Lindsay Lohan's mother is still an idiot
Lindsay Lohan's mom is being sued by a record company who says she signed Lindsay up for a record deal but broke the contract after a larger label picked her up.
According to Almeida and Chait, they worked with the actress to complete half the tracks on an album with Estefan in 2002-03. Then in 2004, a major record label came calling and Lohan was signed to a long-term recording contract with Tommy Mottola's Casablanca Records, where she subsequently released her debut album, Speak, and its follow-up, A Little More Personal (Raw). However, the starlet's move to Casablanca did not please Almeida and Chait, who allege they were left on the hook for tens of thousands of dollars, leading them to file suit against Dina Lohan (or, as she's called in their suit, "Dinah") in May. As a result, Lohan (or "Lindsey," per court documents) has been requested to put in an appearance at a Los Angeles law office on Aug. 29 to discuss the history of her musical career and the role her mother has played in it.
Tens of thousands of dollars? If you're going after Lindsay Lohan set your sights a little higher. A few million. Her house. Anything. They might as well be asking for lunch money and a pony. Which they can later sell for a spell checker. "Lindsey" and "Dinah" Lohan? It's like they picked up their lawyers from the local kindergarten.
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Comments
1. Posted by blueballs on August 3, 2006 05:12 PM
I wonder if her mom is a crack head, herpes carrying slut too?
2. Posted by Bovine Delight on August 3, 2006 05:13 PM
Second. :(
3. Posted by combustion8 on August 3, 2006 05:13 PM
This is almost as interesting as marie's brush with death.
4. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 05:16 PM
She learned to sing as a child while Daddy was sticking his dick into her, while Mommy Dina was strung out on smack at the other end of the double-wide...
I heard the Forest Service is going to play her music in national parks to frighten grizzly bears...
5. Posted by bootface on August 3, 2006 05:19 PM
borrrringnggggggg
no one cares about ginger kids anyway. unless she's dying or has a nip slip
6. Posted by combustion8 on August 3, 2006 05:19 PM
I bet Dina's breath smells like rotten ass and cigarettes.
7. Posted by TOPAZ21 on August 3, 2006 05:20 PM
and?
8. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on August 3, 2006 05:21 PM
I'm going to sue her for having a monopoly on the news. For fuck sakes do we honsetly need more news about her being a retard whore everday?
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
9. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 05:21 PM
Wow, imagine being able to say "Mom, you fucking cunt, go fuck yourself." Not a damn thing Mummy can say in retort, unless she wants to go back to wearing Wal-Mart clothes and living in a mobile home next to the I-10 freeway!!! Nice meal ticket...
10. Posted by biatcho on August 3, 2006 05:21 PM
#4 - That is actually all a part of Stephen Colbert's evil plan to rid the world of bears forever.
11. Posted by BarbadoSlim on August 3, 2006 05:22 PM
Take good long look at that picture, if Dina keeps up her licentious, unhealthy lifestyle she'll look just like that crackwhore on the left.
12. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 05:25 PM
#11...
LOL LOL, I just shot lukewarm Starbucks out my nose after reading that! Funny funny!!!!!!!
13. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 3, 2006 05:30 PM
what? no pics of her mom in a bikini? boring...
14. Posted by whoworksatworkanyhow on August 3, 2006 05:31 PM
What's with all the creepy parents in Hollywood? Come on people, take a step back and look at yourselves. Gives me the heebie jeebies.
15. Posted by Sebastian De La Ghetto on August 3, 2006 05:32 PM
I'd knock both those broads down in a minute.
16. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 05:38 PM
#13...
Follow this link for a really hot video of her Mom in a bikini...let me know what you think, mkay??
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0vx753UYe1c&search=pig%20woman%20nasty
17. Posted by Peaches2133 on August 3, 2006 06:14 PM
#16
That was nasty.....
18. Posted by Mary45 on August 3, 2006 06:14 PM
Actually mommy looks like she wears dentures... Go POLYGRIP!
19. Posted by huhwah on August 3, 2006 06:45 PM
Suing her for thousands seems appropriate considering that she is only worth about seven million. That's poor.
20. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 3, 2006 07:07 PM
I can picture these two sharing a poolboy a'la Federline style. Family values at the Lohan household concern who brings the coke (and I'm not refering to the Pepsi competitor), who provides the munchies, and who fucks the pizza boy as a tip. I envision Dina having a Mommy Dearest breakdown moment wherein she shrieks at Linds, "Have you any idea how many cocks I had to gag on to put your ass where it's at today?! Have you?! I double-teamed the Weinsteins, for Christ's sake!" Then Linds, with a spiteful glare, retorts, "Well you mustn't have fucked them good if I had to do Herbie, Fully Loaded."
21. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 3, 2006 07:23 PM
jrzmommy Please see comment 80 in the Jenna Jameson picture
22. Posted by sharkbite on August 3, 2006 07:23 PM
I'm so tired of hearing about Lohan. She's just lost all her appeal to me lately.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
23. Posted by RichPort on August 3, 2006 07:36 PM
Picture caption: Yes dear, smile at the nice coke dealer you'll be sucking off later.
24. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 08:13 PM
#20
Funneeeeee stuff!!
But who are the Weinsteins? They must be some of those fucking JEWS we have been hearing about lately! Anyway Sugartits, I haven't laughed this hard since I read Mel's apology...
25. Posted by Grobpilot on August 3, 2006 10:01 PM
Is it just me, or does mommy look like Heidi Fleiss?
26. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 4, 2006 01:37 AM
Sounds like Mom is trying to get in her 15 minutes of fame. I hate stage mothers.
27. Posted by Celetina on August 4, 2006 04:21 AM
#26 is right; this woman is trying to ride her daughter's coattails to---well, I don't know quite what, but she keeps herself in the news as much as LL. Meanwhile, God knows what's happening to the younger one. She's probably scrounging for food in a dumpster somewhere.
28. Posted by jrzmommy on August 4, 2006 09:19 AM
6--EW! I'm laughing so hard at that but it's totally disgusting.
25--I thought the same thing. And she is a bit of a pimp, too, much like Heidi.
20--Classic.
Wasn't her mother a showgirl or a Rockette or something? Oh, these two put the funk in dysfunction.
29. Posted by anchower on August 4, 2006 06:05 PM
Dina Lohan's half a MILF. You guys are all gay.
30. Posted by _meh_ on August 5, 2006 06:26 AM
Dina Lohan is a bigger cocksucker than her daughter. Without her herpes infested kid she'll have nothing (as many of you have pointed out).
One thing she should do with Lindsey's (sic) money, is get some big-wig stylist to colour match her fucking eyebrows with her hair colour...
31. Posted by peopleRweird on August 6, 2006 03:58 AM
hohans mother too??? i guess the apple doesnt fall far from the tree... the slutty anarexic apple... they are so stupid that they probably didn't even notice that their names were spelled wrong.
32. Posted by peopleRweird on August 6, 2006 03:59 AM
hohans mother too??? i guess the apple doesnt fall far from the tree... the slutty anarexic apple... they are so stupid that they probably didn't even notice that their names were spelled wrong.
33. Posted by Fatal Fury on August 8, 2006 05:32 PM
Wait. Tommy Mottola works for Sony as does Emilio Estefan, and I'm assuming the "small" label in question was Crescent Moon Records, which although managed by Estefan, is ultimately owned by Sony.
Is it the producers who are suing Lohan? Or Estefan's label? Neither of which make much sense, actually. The details are a bit mucky in that article.