Seriously what's with St. Tropez, and why is everyone there lately.

Haha... diddy...

Midgets in cowboy costumes? Would they bring the sexy like the Russian mafia does? I think not!

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"Defiantly, she marched up to the leering lensmen, yanked her shirt to flash her boobs and then stormed off."

Oh, yeah! That'll teach those pervs. You *go*, Victoria!

And models wonder why they're never confused with rocket scientists.

I could have used a little more cowbell.

3rd!!!!! or 4th!!!! or maybe 5th????

where are the pictures of a curvy don princess and of those boobies! this place is going downhill faster than Mel Gibson's career! oy!

Okay, first, I thought it was common knowledge that rich people all have plastic sugery - because it's not enough that they are rich, but they have to be beautiful too. Second, why were there paparazzi at the party and third, where are the effin' photos, then?

"Defiantly, she marched up to the leering lensmen, yanked her shirt to flash her boobs and then stormed off."

Something tells me this would have been more effective if she just picked up a club and beat them into bloody pulps of death while screaming, "I AM RAGE."

And funnier too!

Was this another one of his Hamptons' Style All-White, Gatsby-wannabe-but-never-will-be-because-he's-a-hood type of parties?

If so, I'm sure someone is lying dead at the hands of diddy somewhere.

Damn 6th!!!! and gay as a 2 dollar bill. Don't you just love the sound of French Horns????

Hopeless

isn't St Tropez a Pink Floyd's song? That reminds me, I have to smoke my first joint of the day...

Hmmm....compare to the other big St. Tropez party this week, this invite list seems a little more, um, un-white-trashish? Except for the whore who flashed her tits--she must have gotten the party locales confused. Tit flashing was over at Pam and Kid's thing.
5--more cowbell. hilarious.

#10 Biatcho, I think there is someone at the other thread stealing your identity, and the next time you attempt blowing yourself think of me will ya, you perverted suck pump!!!!!

I think this is actually yet another CIA conspiration. Imagine, sending Kid Rock, Pam, and P diddy to a country, that's the perfect vengeance against France.

Is this the newly proportioned Ivanka Trump the superficial guy was eluding to?
http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=1120&fullsize=1

"curves in all the right places". Meaning the bitch got some bolt-ons. Nothing screams sexy like balloons tied to a stick.

Sounds just like my parties.

George Bush probably hates Sean Combs.

I wonder why Lohan didn't show up in her 287th bikini?

Oh, Superfish guy DIDN'T go there, diddy?

Ha, I'm punny

16 Suicidal (love that band)

Just checked that pic you linked, and when I was fucking her last night, she said her name was Annie. I couldn't remember that either, so I just called her "slut" and pulled her hair.

Uhhh could the word "erupted" be in there one more time?

a black man showing up to something late now thats news i do that shit all the time and i dont get no shit wrote bout me thats part of our style yo we late for everything shit i bet if it was a crack party he wood have ben there on time i no i wood have cuz i love me some crack and i no puffy do to

#8 no offense but since when is Ivanka beautiful? She has a permanant double chin.

Typical Diddy party...freaks and famous chicks showing there tits!

Are we sure this was a real party and not an episode of Deparate Housewives they're thinking of? You know that episode where Teri Hatcher shows her tits to Eva Longoria, and then that redheaded bitch puts the champagne bottle in her ass? Oh, those nutty gals of Wisteria Lane...

22 Somebody was pulling MY hair last night!!!!!!!!!

yo i forgot to tell you how dope the party was and the watermelon was off the chain but the chicken was grilled not fried but tupac did his new rap for everyone so that made up for the chicken thing

@25 - She'll only have that double chin until her next "business trip" to Mexico. Besides, she may not be stunning, but she's not ugly - I mean it's not like she walks around in public with puss bags hanging off her face or anything...it could be worse, she could look more like her dad...ehhhg.

20--I think Hohan and Diddy are still mad at each other. But you're right, if they weren't then Hohan would have shown up in one of her skankinis and really added that extra je n'est c'est quoi to the affair that only an underaged drug addict whore in a swimsuit can add.

#31 Skankini. I like it.

Well, at least his situation looks moisturized.

Justin, you know if Mama Jan Igger heard you using that bad grammar she'd slap the taste out your mouth and tell you to get inside. And I saw your cousin June at the synagogue yesterday... she told me to say "Wasssaaaaaap" - like that guy from the beer commercial/ Martin Lawrence.

For the love of GOD can't this dumbshit close his mouth??? Freaking mouthbreathing racist bastard. Also, don't they know he was on CPT? I mean DAYUM.

35--mouthbreathing bastard. I'm fucking dying at my desk at that one.

DAMN!! NOW THATS A PARTY! I would love to go! And hell, I would even bring the (little) people in cowboy outfits!!!

#31

They should have invited Lohan anyway. Then they could have assigned a seat in the front and made her move by giving her the 'gangsta' stare. Besides, I'm sure there were a whole lot of people promised bjs that didn't get them...

I was at that party and believe me, no one cared that he was late. Little John showed up on time and brought some crunk juice and we all got wasted. Everybody was getting pretty drunk and the party was getting a little boring. Then, out of no where, MeganHarris showed up with some Parkay and we were all up and alive again. Damn, that ugly bitch sure does get some good butter. Of course we made her leave right when all her butter was gone, but we partied late into the early morning. I never had a better time, I even Brooked Burke, good times I tell you.............

FORTIETH!!!!

It's my belief that "doo ya diddy diddy dum diddy do" is gay. Much like that guy on the Geico commercial talking about:

mashed potatoes...
gravy...
and cranberry sauce
Wooooowhoooowooo!!!

Don't forget about the prostitutes...

http://www.exposay.com/sean-combs/1/c/2354/

Man, some people have TOO MUCH MONEY!.

While these FAT CATS are sitting in their parties surrounded by security (or Imperial Guards), there are poor people outside digging in dumpsters filled with half-eaten Tofu sandwiches and leftover Cristal...

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That crazy Diddy with all that money. He is so talented! Hey-yo! Get it? Uhh...does anybody wanna buy a hot dog?

If you're a fucking hojillionaire, why the fuck would you go to fucking Mexico for a $20 boob job? Fuck, her boobs are probably filled with refried beans.

Designing your own clothes and having your own perfume is so street. I fully believe the rumors about Puffy being bi. I love how these hardcore rap moguls get into fashion and fragrance the minute they make a million bucks. Show me a guy who wants to design his own clothing line and you'll be showing me someone who likes his "girlfriend" to cram his poopshoot full of strap-on madness. All these phony hoods make me sick. They rap about the street and guns and bitches, then go home to their mansions and stay up all night designing waistcoats and blending citrus and spices to concoct a killer scent. Ganstas my ass, somehow I can't picture Al Capone fretting over whether or not his pimp coat should be lined in ermine or cashmere.

and guacamole.

What did you expect, he's Justin other knuckle draggin Igger.

@48 u fucking racist i resemble that remark and my middle name is 'african' not 'other knuckle draggin'

#46 lmfao
#47 and sour cream?
#49 I loves you, you da bomb. You can slap my honky ass any time baby.

Holdy on a second... I was at a party on Sunday with midget cowboys! Damn that I only got a pic BEFORE they changed into their outfits. I post it on Flickr tomorrow.

#46

I totally agree with you. Tou took the words right out of my mouth. I instantly thought of Tupac who went to an ivy league college and raps about being from the ghetto.....