August 02, 2006
Nick Lachey likes smart people
Nick Lachey is reportedly telling people he likes Vanessa Minnillo because she's the complete opposite of Jessica Simpson.
“Nick keeps telling Vanessa the difference between her and Jessica is that she is extremely intelligent,” a “Minnillo pal” tells the upcoming issue of US Weekly. What’s more, the MTV host is also different from Lachey’s ex because she loves sports and is a “guy’s girl” who loves to “play darts and chill,” according to a friend of the couple. And on July 24, Minnillo gave Lachey “several lap dances” at a New York hot spot called Butter Lounge.
So all this time I thought Nick Lachey was attracted to breasts it was really the big bouncy brains he was after. At last there's finally an explanation for why he went for Jessica Simpson and the former Miss Kentucky. Those two make Einstein and Hawking look like the kids who sat in the back of class and ate their own boogers.
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Comments
1. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 2, 2006 02:59 PM
First!!!
2. Posted by MultipleSpaceys on August 2, 2006 02:59 PM
All hot chicks should love football. Its the new rule.
3. Posted by MultipleSpaceys on August 2, 2006 03:01 PM
I think what this story is missing is: What Nick really loves about Vanessa is not waiting for papa Joe to finish up.
4. Posted by Jaydel on August 2, 2006 03:01 PM
Who in their rabid mind plays darts?!?!
5. Posted by Jaydel on August 2, 2006 03:05 PM
That should never ever be the new rule! Knowing the difference between a field goal and a home run....yes. One of those chicks who thinks they know everything and want to watch every game with you & the boys....NO!
6. Posted by MultipleSpaceys on August 2, 2006 03:12 PM
#5 sorry you feel that way. Nothing better on a Sunday than a pair of nice tits, beer and your team scoring.
7. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 2, 2006 03:14 PM
Nick and Vanessa's first date:
Nick: So, how are you today? I brought you a juice box.
Vanessa: How sweet. But, I was thinking about getting some sophisticated martinis and talking about football statistics. Sound good?
Nick: Uh... what? You just said "sophisticated" instead of "fancy-like", and you referred to a specific drink instead of calling it "happy butt-sex juice". And you won't cry if we watch football instead of Teletubbies?
Vanessa: No. Why do you ask? Incidentally, what is your opinion on the conflict in Lebanon? I find the politics of the UN to be quite obtuse at times. Would you like a lap dance?
Nick: I love you.
8. Posted by jrzmommy on August 2, 2006 03:18 PM
Then again, Nick Lachey telling Vanessa Minillo she's extremely intelligent is like Rosie O'Donnell telling Kirstie Alley she's looking fit and trim. It's all in the eye of the beholder, you see.
9. Posted by Jaydel on August 2, 2006 03:19 PM
You probably watch the WNBA too huh Spacey?!?!
10. Posted by coco on August 2, 2006 03:27 PM
Vanessa sounds like one of those know it all attention whores. I can't stand girls like that, she probably says stuff like "I'll kick a bitches ass" all the time.
11. Posted by Italian Stallion on August 2, 2006 03:27 PM
I like my women to be smart too. Smart enough to have breakfast ready in the morning without waking me and locking the door on her fucking way out..............
12. Posted by Treehousesd on August 2, 2006 03:31 PM
My oven mit is smarter than Jessica Simpson. This chick is so sheltered and her melt down will begin in the next year or so when she realizes that Nick was the best thing that ever happened to her and her career isn't going anywhere. Where's Papa Joe then?
Saying Vanessa is smarter than Jessica isn't saying much, but I am sure when they hang out Vanessa is able to talk about different topics and keep a conversation floating. Before Nick just accepted the simple ramblings of a blonde bimbo because it was good for his career.
Welcome to reality Nick!
13. Posted by Jacq on August 2, 2006 03:38 PM
The former Miss Kentucky looked like she belonged in the derby. Woof, neigh, whatever.
A monkey in the wilds of the Amazon is smarter than Jessica, so it ain't saying much.
14. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on August 2, 2006 03:42 PM
Big bouncy brains rock!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
15. Posted by DrunkBlogger on August 2, 2006 03:42 PM
That's awesome! I like her better than Jessica Simpson too and I've had both.
16. Posted by januaryanne on August 2, 2006 03:54 PM
how strange is it that i still don't think they are actually dating.
17. Posted by Justin Igger on August 2, 2006 03:59 PM
he be singing stop in the name of dumb by da pointer sisters thats why his hand is like that must be singing it to the simpson bitch
18. Posted by MultipleSpaceys on August 2, 2006 04:02 PM
#9 - good god no, I am not a lesbian. I am just a gal with a nice rack who enjoys football. Jeez.
19. Posted by BigEyedFish on August 2, 2006 04:14 PM
Thats cool and everything, but for once I'd like to come on this site and read about something that I didn't already hear about on the radio morning show. This site used to be like 2 days early for everything.
20. Posted by nc72 on August 2, 2006 04:16 PM
Brains or boobs, either way he's not doing bad with the women...
http://www.exposay.com/nick-lachey/1/c/1698/
21. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 2, 2006 04:17 PM
Vanessa's favorite sport is probably baseball. Her favorite team is probably the New York Yankees. Her favorite player is more than likely Derek Jeter. Nick thinks it's cool she likes sports, but in reality she's still pining for her ex-boyfriend. And for comparison purposes I'd like to hear who Nick thinks is smart. He'd probably say "those broads on The View" or Katie Couric or some inane bullshit like that. I agree that saying Vanessa Minillo is more intelligent than Jessica Simpson is like comparing the intellectual quirks between chimpanzees and howler monkeys. One may be smarter than the other, but they're both still dumber than shit.
22. Posted by PapaHotNuts on August 2, 2006 04:25 PM
I wonder if she can play tonsil hockey?
#11 I could not have said it better myself.
23. Posted by Walnuts on August 2, 2006 04:30 PM
come on...this guy doesn't realy like chicks. Its all a ruse. Look at the way he tickles that mic...he LTC.
24. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 2, 2006 04:30 PM
21 ...and they fling their poo!
25. Posted by Jaydel on August 2, 2006 04:33 PM
Okay...Multiple I thought you were a dude. Who's your favorite team?
26. Posted by combustion8 on August 2, 2006 05:54 PM
She's that hot AND likes guy stuff?!
Thats it! I'm convinced Nick was a saint in his former life.
27. Posted by stingybtchsuzy on August 2, 2006 05:55 PM
How smart can this Minillo girl be, if she's with Nick Lachey? He's ugly, he has no talent, and he had to go after Chestica's money because he's made none of his own. Maybe he's trying to blindside her with the fake intelligent compliments because having a girlfriend on MTV is beneficial to his career. Yeah, honey, you're so smart...
28. Posted by Megz on August 2, 2006 05:56 PM
Good for Nick, Jessica's an airhead.
29. Posted by Berrylicious on August 2, 2006 06:38 PM
Well after Jessica's comlicated ordeal with chicken and tuna, I bet Vanessa must look like a brainiac! How long do you think it will be before he dumps' Minillo cuz she makes him look dumb?
30. Posted by Berrylicious on August 2, 2006 06:39 PM
Well after Jessica's comlicated ordeal with chicken and tuna, I bet Vanessa must look like a brainiac! How long do you think it will be before he dumps' Minillo cuz she makes him look dumb?
31. Posted by Berrylicious on August 2, 2006 06:43 PM
Well after Jessica's comlicated ordeal with chicken and tuna, I bet Vanessa must look like a brainiac! How long do you think it will be before he dumps' Minillo cuz she makes him look dumb?
32. Posted by Berrylicious on August 2, 2006 07:18 PM
Well after Jessica's complicated ordeal with chicken and tuna, I bet Vanessa must look like a brainiac! How long do you think it will be before he dumps' Minillo cuz she makes him look dumb?
33. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 08:28 PM
testes testes 123
34. Posted by beeble on August 2, 2006 08:48 PM
He's better off with someone with some semblance of a brain. Jessica's an airhead, at least Vanessa's a step up, no brain surgeon or Phd, but it works for him.
35. Posted by azcoyote on August 2, 2006 09:20 PM
I just hope he got 1/2 of Jess's money!! Karma payback, biatches!!
36. Posted by Treehousesd on August 3, 2006 12:53 AM
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn't seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn't that bad actually, and he's trying to keep his career going. I don't blame him....and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
37. Posted by Treehousesd on August 3, 2006 12:54 AM
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn't seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn't that bad actually, and he's trying to keep his career going. I don't blame him....and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
38. Posted by Treehousesd on August 3, 2006 12:54 AM
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn't seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn't that bad actually, and he's trying to keep his career going. I don't blame him....and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
39. Posted by Treehousesd on August 3, 2006 12:55 AM
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn't seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn't that bad actually, and he's trying to keep his career going. I don't blame him....and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
40. Posted by Treehousesd on August 3, 2006 12:55 AM
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn't seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn't that bad actually, and he's trying to keep his career going. I don't blame him....and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
41. Posted by Treehousesd on August 3, 2006 12:56 AM
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn't seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn't that bad actually, and he's trying to keep his career going. I don't blame him....and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
42. Posted by Treehousesd on August 3, 2006 12:58 AM
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn't seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn't that bad actually, and he's trying to keep his career going. I don't blame him....and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
43. Posted by Treehousesd on August 3, 2006 01:27 AM
Why are people bagging on Nick Lachey. I mean, YES, he was in a boy band, which is bad enough, but if you watched his reality TV show on MTV, he seemed like a very cool guy who doesn't seem that he let fame get to his head. His new hit single isn't that bad actually, and he's trying to keep his career going. I don't blame him....and his new girlfriend is sexy and she seems to have a head on her shoulders.
Give the guy a break. Sometimes I read these posts and it gets really old when people rip on stars just because they are famous. Some deserve to get shit, but call it straight down the middle. Good Grief!
44. Posted by drdisaia on August 3, 2006 01:48 AM
Well not that I know either gal, but Nick Lachey isn't exactly an Einstein either.
45. Posted by drdisaia on August 3, 2006 01:49 AM
Well not that I know either gal, but Nick Lachey isn't exactly an Einstein either.
46. Posted by PaisleyMoon on August 3, 2006 02:50 AM
LOL @ #7...that was hilarious, ty.
Nicks hot, his music is suck, but, he's hot. If this new chick is so smart how come she's not on a celeb level with Jessica? And I agree that saying she's smarter than Jess doesn't say much. I'll bet Jessica hasn't had clean laundry since Nick left. Washing machines are challenging.
47. Posted by PaisleyMoon on August 3, 2006 02:51 AM
LOL @ #7...that was hilarious, ty.
Nicks hot, his music is suck, but, he's hot. If this new chick is so smart how come she's not on a celeb level with Jessica? And I agree that saying she's smarter than Jess doesn't say much. I'll bet Jessica hasn't had clean laundry since Nick left. Washing machines are challenging.
48. Posted by PaisleyMoon on August 3, 2006 02:52 AM
LOL @ #7...that was hilarious, ty.
Nicks hot, his music is suck, but, he's hot. If this new chick is so smart how come she's not on a celeb level with Jessica? And I agree that saying she's smarter than Jess doesn't say much. I'll bet Jessica hasn't had clean laundry since Nick left. Washing machines are challenging.
49. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 3, 2006 08:31 AM
Is anyone else getting that google adsense ad for ebay saying that New Nick Lacheys are on sale now?
50. Posted by Jules on August 3, 2006 09:06 AM
hahaha #7 :-)
51. Posted by spatz on August 3, 2006 09:57 AM
i'm a little late, but you know its a dark day when vanessa millinio whatever her name is considered "smart" for a girl
52. Posted by Bioplant on August 3, 2006 10:02 AM
Ol' Nicholas Lachey scores big on the Nailing Insane Punani scale.
53. Posted by energy_guru on August 3, 2006 10:14 AM
What a bunch of bull, I mean I'm sure Vanessa is smarter than Jessica since even single cell organisms are, but that isn't why he's with the his new hottie