July 31, 2006
Lindsay Lohan wears bikini #286
The day just wouldn't be complete without some shots of Lindsay Lohan on a Malibu beach in a new bikini. They said on Access Hollywood that if you line up all of her bikinis in a single line it would circle the globe twice. And be able to feed all the starving children in Africa. And cure cancer or something. Actually I think I may have been watching an infomercial.
More of Lindsay and her new blue bikini after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by FredLobster on July 31, 2006 06:02 PM
Nice ass pimple on the last picture. I hear they're the new black this season.
2. Posted by Fugurself on July 31, 2006 06:02 PM
Aren't we tired of Blowhan already?
http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/fakebtmts/flash_video/btmts06_105
3. Posted by Mary45 on July 31, 2006 06:02 PM
For someone who spends so much time in the sun she sure doesn't have much of a tan. And when did her tits get so big??
4. Posted by tits_on_snack on July 31, 2006 06:04 PM
Ruh-roh. Another ten years and she's going to look like Farrah. Yay sun damage.
5. Posted by lovesIT on July 31, 2006 06:06 PM
if i had as much money as she does i would definitely get some more exciting bikinis....it looks like she made it herself
6. Posted by beckolyn on July 31, 2006 06:08 PM
Well when you spend that much time in the water between snorting coke and boozing up, the one from the day before is still wet, so she just buys a new one.
7. Posted by jane's eyre on July 31, 2006 06:10 PM
Dang, she's white. Stick her up in a lighthouse and you'd save some electricity.
8. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 31, 2006 06:10 PM
Does she seriously spend 85% of her time wearing a bikini?
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
9. Posted by so2315 on July 31, 2006 06:11 PM
Is that an ass pimple or a giant freckle morphing into a bullseye for the penis?
I think this freckle faced chicks 15 minutes were over 10 minutes ago. She needs to go hustle on the corner or something else!!!
10. Posted by jFp on July 31, 2006 06:17 PM
she's got my rod hurting so bad the head might go into traction
11. Posted by Jedi Kevin on July 31, 2006 06:20 PM
Nice camel toe in pic 02.
12. Posted by LEMONSQZ on July 31, 2006 06:20 PM
I love the boobs...but the boy body below does nothing for me.....I prefer the Raquel Welch's of the world.
13. Posted by ImSuicidal on July 31, 2006 06:30 PM
Who knew all that were superficial watched Access Hollywood.
14. Posted by diddleysquat on July 31, 2006 06:41 PM
I don't care what anyone says, I would jump through firey hoops to get a shot at 2 roaringly passionate minutes with that girl. Oh yeah, that's right ladies: 2 whole minutes.
15. Posted by outoftown on July 31, 2006 06:43 PM
fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe.
16. Posted by 21biscuits on July 31, 2006 06:45 PM
you'd think with all her money and being surrounded by paparazzi 24.7 she'd buy something more profound than a polaroid digital camera ? either way. i'd lick it up.
17. Posted by kickservebt on July 31, 2006 06:46 PM
Nice cans...but her body is so FUGLY from the cans down. Ugh...
18. Posted by BIMBO the monkey on July 31, 2006 06:47 PM
@(".")@
Kich kiiich kich
kiiiich kiiich
kich kich
kiiiiich kich kiiich
19. Posted by CMonster0125 on July 31, 2006 06:49 PM
When were these pics taken? Shortly after the letter incident, or the much needed "break from all her hard work"? Its nice to see that she takes her career seriously. If I had been served a letter like that, I would have spent the weekend memorizing the rest of the script, and brewing "I'm sorry" coffee for the other actors, director and all the staff on the set...but then again, I actually care about my work.
20. Posted by Hopeless_Screenwriter on July 31, 2006 06:50 PM
@18 BIMBO the monkey
I was thinking the exact same thing!!
In the second
picture she does
appear to be
smuggling a yo-yo.
Hopeless
21. Posted by docweasel on July 31, 2006 07:00 PM
ginger kids are gross and they have no soul
22. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on July 31, 2006 07:02 PM
@21 That South Park Episode was classic. Thanks for the laugh!
23. Posted by hammytaro on July 31, 2006 07:04 PM
You'd think I'd notice this sooner, given that this is indeed the nth-hundred time she's been photographed in a bikini but...why is her belly button up so high? There's like a foot of space between it and her bikini bottom and like a hands-span between it and her bikini top.
24. Posted by LL on July 31, 2006 07:10 PM
So this is why she can't make it to the set, all that picking out unflattering swimwear really takes it out of a girl. Actually, this one isn't that bad, better than the ones she wore to Piven's party. And better than the fishnet she wore while she was blowing that guy in the rowboat.
And #14: laughed my ass off at that one. Laughing with you, not at you, of course.
25. Posted by LilRach on July 31, 2006 07:22 PM
Wow - Lindsay in a bikini - like i haven't seen that before - seriously this is getting really old - how many times do we have to look at this bitch!
I really don't give a fuck about these pics and neither does she by the looks of it.
God get over this people - yes she has freckles, yes she is not the most attractive girl around, yes she does coke, yes she owns like a million ugly bikinis, how much more time can we waste bitchign about her?
26. Posted by ptprez on July 31, 2006 07:25 PM
on subject...
that is one paistey
27. Posted by krisdylee on July 31, 2006 07:25 PM
She has really shitty tastes in swimwear.
28. Posted by ptprez on July 31, 2006 07:25 PM
...bitch...
29. Posted by krisdylee on July 31, 2006 07:28 PM
...cow...
30. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 31, 2006 07:31 PM
She's so skanky not even a shark wants a nibble. Her belly button's centered so high on her torso because the implants probably required all that extra flesh, moved everything south north a few good inches. If you look closely, you'll see her clit peeking out over her bikini bottoms. Aside from having no souls, gingers possess red nose hair. However, Lindsay's excessive use of coke has deforested her nasal passage. Who said there are no side benefits to drug use other than weight loss?
31. Posted by ImSuicidal on July 31, 2006 07:33 PM
@20 I believe she's smuggling a can of Skoal brother!!!
32. Posted by megana on July 31, 2006 07:41 PM
it's obvious that ms. lohan has decided to make the bikini thing, HER thing.
what else does she have?
a wry wit? no. talent? no.
a rock star boyfriend? no no no.
she's got nothing but wildly fluctuating breasts, a jailbird for a father, and a mother with the IQ of a mousetrap.
thus needing a wedge up her ass all summer.
33. Posted by Adult Underoos on July 31, 2006 07:45 PM
cameltoe + buttacne = lol
34. Posted by augustbaby on July 31, 2006 07:46 PM
She is going to have one raging yeast infection if she keeps hanging out in wet bathing suits.
35. Posted by Hopeless_Screenwriter on July 31, 2006 08:40 PM
@33 Adult Underoos -- Clicked on your site and at first I thought; this person is really sick, and then I thought my new pal BIMBO the monkey can use some funderpants. Do you have any that would fit a medium- sized chimp?
@31 Imsuicidal-- good to see you are still with us, PUSSY!!!!
Sincerely,
Hopeless
36. Posted by twdldee on July 31, 2006 08:46 PM
If she has 3 pairs of shoes for every bikini, that's 856 pairs of shoes!
37. Posted by twdldee on July 31, 2006 08:50 PM
858, wheee!
38. Posted by TheRedInk on July 31, 2006 08:56 PM
her belly button is in the weirdest place ever.
39. Posted by bunnyhugger on July 31, 2006 09:05 PM
oh for god's sake, yes, put SOMETHING on that stupid monkey. at this point, a plastic bag over the head comes to mind....
: )
40. Posted by burlapbra on July 31, 2006 09:08 PM
#38: seconded. Her belly button is waaay too high.
41. Posted by sharkbite on July 31, 2006 09:11 PM
She just looks plain awful in this.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
42. Posted by azcoyote on July 31, 2006 10:10 PM
I finally figured out why all the bikinis...
Somewhere in that skanks mind, she has equated getting out of trouble with showing tits and ass... Probably has worked for her in her pre blow(coke)/blow(cock) days. NOw I can sum her up simply....
Tara Reid Part II - The Skankening....
43. Posted by Sheva on July 31, 2006 11:15 PM
I won't join the chorus slamming her but I got to say that 9 year old boy's frame is downright righteous, if you are a pedophile.
Damn, now I realize what I love. Give me some of that Jamie Lynn, even in the tent dress. Love it.
44. Posted by Sheva on July 31, 2006 11:16 PM
I won't join the chorus slamming Lindzer Lowhore but I got to say that 9 year old boy's frame is downright righteous, if you are a pedophile.
Damn, now I realize what I love. Give me some of that Jamie Lynn, even in the tent dress. Love it.
45. Posted by jennyliz on July 31, 2006 11:22 PM
#33...Couldn't have said it better myself.
46. Posted by lomies on July 31, 2006 11:28 PM
wtf how does that girl never tan?
47. Posted by DrDanny on July 31, 2006 11:44 PM
Wow...she looks dreadful. But then, very few redheads are actually attractive so she's in a a fairly large group that way. But I'll be damned if I can see what all the fuss over her is all about.
48. Posted by stingybtchsuzy on July 31, 2006 11:46 PM
her acting is awful. her body is horrid. her behavior is skanktastical. it's about time the superficial put an end to the nonstop promotion of this monster (unless the superficial is being paid handsomely for posting this crap).
49. Posted by DrDanny on July 31, 2006 11:46 PM
Wow...she looks dreadful. But then, very few redheads are actually attractive so she's in a a fairly large group that way. But I'll be damned if I can see what all the fuss over her is all about.
50. Posted by stingybtchsuzy on July 31, 2006 11:52 PM
she can't act. she isn't pretty. the Lohan people are hopefully paying the superficial handsomely to run multiple postings on her everyday. and I love the message I get when I try to post:
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51. Posted by azcoyote on August 1, 2006 12:08 AM
I finally figured out why all the bikinis...
Somewhere in that skanks mind, she has equated getting out of trouble with showing tits and ass... Probably has worked for her in her pre blow(coke)/blow(cock) days. NOw I can sum her up simply....
Tara Reid Part II - The Skankening....
52. Posted by youtambien on August 1, 2006 02:28 AM
It must be hard not showing up to work every day... poor Lindsay needs a break. Leave her alone she needs to buy a million bathing suits and go to the beach every day. It is hard work being a whore. geeesh
53. Posted by peopleRweird on August 1, 2006 03:39 AM
LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK! Any guy who thinks SHE is HOT is smoking somthing that is defintely smoking somthing that is NOT TOBBACCO!! HAHAHA oh man.... I am watching VH1's Best Week Eva and Brandon Davis just called Hohan a firecrotch!!!! Tee-Hee :p
54. Posted by peopleRweird on August 1, 2006 04:04 AM
LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK!Any guy who thinks she is hot is smoking somthing that is DEFINATELY NOT tobacco!HAHAHA oh man.... I'm watching VH1's Best Week Eva and Brandon Davis just called Hohan a Firecrotch! But he was sitting next to Paris Hilton when he said it.... I bet when she had her 20th b-day party and rented a house with a pool all the other girls there forgot thier swimsuits and she was all "Borrow one of mine" but they politely declined because they didn't want crabs.
55. Posted by peopleRweird on August 1, 2006 04:04 AM
LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK!Any guy who thinks she is hot is smoking somthing that is DEFINATELY NOT tobacco!HAHAHA oh man.... I'm watching VH1's Best Week Eva and Brandon Davis just called Hohan a Firecrotch! But he was sitting next to Paris Hilton when he said it.... I bet when she had her 20th b-day party and rented a house with a pool all the other girls there forgot thier swimsuits and she was all "Borrow one of mine" but they politely declined because they didn't want crabs.
56. Posted by peopleRweird on August 1, 2006 04:05 AM
LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK! Any guy who thinks she is hot is smoking somthing that is DEFINATELY NOT tobacco!HAHAHA oh man.... I'm watching VH1's Best Week Eva and Brandon Davis just called Hohan a Firecrotch! But he was sitting next to Paris Hilton when he said it.... I bet when she had her 20th b-day party and rented a house with a pool all the other girls there forgot thier swimsuits and she was all "Borrow one of mine" but they politely declined because they didn't want crabs.
57. Posted by hesboolala on August 1, 2006 05:14 AM
First
58. Posted by RichPort on August 1, 2006 08:46 AM
She looks great from about the collarbone to the navel. Beyond that, she needs to be informed that which ever old white guy she stole her ass from wants it back and he's not happy.
59. Posted by Italian Stallion on August 1, 2006 09:41 AM
Bikini #286, huh? One for each freckle.......
60. Posted by januaryanne on August 1, 2006 09:55 AM
This is the part of the JanuaryAnne show where I make a serious comment. Clearly she believes that attracting sexual attention is an affirmation of her worth. She is also devoid of real love with a man and will do anything to just get near that - even pushups. We always see her alone, and she no doubt believes that being alone is the equivalent of strength.
Holy crap. I worry about her too much. I've lost it. Oh and, kich kiich kiiiiich kiiiiiiich.
61. Posted by energy_guru on August 1, 2006 10:23 AM
She's looking pretty good. Can she get surgery to remove some of those body freckles?
62. Posted by The_wicked_pen on August 1, 2006 10:44 AM
Pretty normal for "children" to have big boobs...right, Dina?
63. Posted by prepsports.com on August 1, 2006 10:55 AM
Tara Reid redux. But her nose may turn like Tara P-T if she doesn't watch it.
64. Posted by leechwife on August 1, 2006 11:08 AM
Ugh, she has the body of a ten year old boy.
65. Posted by lisad71 on August 1, 2006 11:38 AM
Firecrotch is trying to be a badass and do push ups. My 98 year old grandma has better muscle tone than this skank. I guess she is probably pretty good at doing pushups - pushing up from all the d*cks she's sucked.
66. Posted by HairPie on August 1, 2006 12:53 PM
She is so not pork-worthy...stop the madness!!
67. Posted by jrzmommy on August 1, 2006 01:08 PM
So fucking what?
68. Posted by vainandlovingit on August 1, 2006 01:18 PM
ya'll are just jealous.she is young,rich, slim and some people consider her hot.leave her alone.not that she'll ever see these comments.dont get me wrong,i am not Lindsay's # 1 fan but some comments are SO mean!
69. Posted by eatyourfeedback on August 1, 2006 01:23 PM
#68 vainandlovingit, you amuse me.
As for Lindsay, it appears she is trying to turn herself into one giant freckle.
70. Posted by Walnuts on August 1, 2006 01:27 PM
Nice fuckn beach.
71. Posted by peopleRweird on August 1, 2006 01:35 PM
Sorry peoples for the multiple posts my computer kept on tellin me that it didn't post so I kept on trying.I should have just kept on looking for my comment sorry.
72. Posted by Kadef on August 1, 2006 01:39 PM
"Ugh, she has the body of a ten year old boy."
Leechwife, I don't think many ten year old boys have huge breasts like that.
She's quite the skank though, almost looks like she's possing in some of those.
73. Posted by azcoyote on August 1, 2006 01:39 PM
I finally figured out why all the bikinis...
Somewhere in that skanks mind, she has equated getting out of trouble with showing tits and ass... Probably has worked for her in her pre blow(coke)/blow(cock) days. NOw I can sum her up simply....
Tara Reid Part II - The Skankening....
74. Posted by andrewthezeppo on August 1, 2006 02:37 PM
How did she get in trouble for coming to work late? It sorta seems like she's had every day off this summer. How can she be on the beach this much? I don't work in the summers and I don't spend that much time on the beach.
75. Posted by Stacyy on August 1, 2006 03:29 PM
wow talk about NO CURVES
76. Posted by Stacyy on August 1, 2006 03:30 PM
Look you guys, ginger people dont tan, they just get more freckles. everywhere.
77. Posted by Nikky Raney on August 1, 2006 10:35 PM
why does she have so many?
doesnt she buy OTHER things
78. Posted by duds on August 2, 2006 01:18 AM
I think she looks fabulous and any negative feedback is just jealousy!
79. Posted by duds on August 2, 2006 01:21 AM
#6: You are so jealous its pathetic. Grow up and admire this young lady for what she is: A 20 year old kid trying to make it among the big sharks........... UMPH!
80. Posted by PaisleyMoon on August 2, 2006 06:56 AM
lol @ 73....hell yeah.
81. Posted by dunkn on August 2, 2006 07:25 AM
flat freckled ass plus that huge zit on the back of her thigh just disgusting ..
82. Posted by PandaPoacher on August 2, 2006 10:10 AM
is that her trying to do a pushup? haha
man, if you were to just look at her body you would guess she was in her mid 30s from her sallow skin and overall sagginess.
i never would have imagined its possible for someone to start 'going south' while they were still a teenager.
83. Posted by Danklin on August 6, 2006 08:03 PM
You'd think someone with her money could get something better than a polaroid digital camera. Could her body be any more fugly?
84. Posted by DancingQueen on August 7, 2006 01:20 PM
I love how the paparazzi just happens to know where she'll be working out in a bikini. She probably called them her damn self.