July 31, 2006
Jamie Lynn Spears has herpes

You know what the difference between a cold sore and herpes is? Here's a hint: absolutely nothing. You know what I had when I was 15-years-old? A driver's permit and my dad's Ferrari. Not herpes. I was too busy making fun of poor and ugly people to be blowing them and giving myself a permanent virus that grows blisters on my mouth. But considering the only role model she had was Britney Spears, it's a miracle she only has herpes and didn't marry the homeless guy who lives in the sewer.
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Comments
1. Posted by BobMarleysDead on July 31, 2006 07:56 PM
All the guys in her freshman class are freaking out right now. The epidemic begins.
2. Posted by Jill on July 31, 2006 07:56 PM
Putting a push-up bra when you're 15 = Great idea.
3. Posted by BobMarleysDead on July 31, 2006 07:56 PM
Oh yeah I was first and second. Whoo hoo!!
4. Posted by MeanNate on July 31, 2006 07:59 PM
You shure gotta purdy mouth
5. Posted by LEMONSQZ on July 31, 2006 07:59 PM
Oh MY! I thought she was innocent like Britney was in the beginning. Come On!
6. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on July 31, 2006 07:59 PM
This is why the abstinence only talks with no sex ed. are ridiculous-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex_stds_sexually-transmitted-diseases.htm
7. Posted by LilRach on July 31, 2006 08:07 PM
Yes that looks very suspiciously(?) like the herpe.
Very pretty girl but now she's been tainted!
Gees - can she look anymore like her sister! For some reason i just want to punch that smile off her face?!
8. Posted by wawawetards on July 31, 2006 08:10 PM
there's a difference between a cold sore on your lip and herpes on your va-jay-jay. trust me, i would know.
9. Posted by who cares! on July 31, 2006 08:12 PM
In the 3rd picture, is that a boob job scar??? Say it ain't so!!! Like BIG sister goes little sister??? A hoe in the making!!!
10. Posted by twzzlrgirl on July 31, 2006 08:16 PM
why is she dressed like this at 15?? Is her mother insane? Oh, yeah, that's right, she is. Well, she must really want two trailer park trash kids instead of just one. "I'm so proud of Brit, I wanted another just like her!"
11. Posted by BoardBetty on July 31, 2006 08:19 PM
Ummm . . . not to defend any of the Spears clan, but it's my understanding that most people get exposed to the herpes virus via being kissed as babies.
Secondly, what 15 year old girl hasn't made out with a guy at least once?
That being said, dude! They have medication for that. With as much money as that family has you'd think they could get a prescription or something!
12. Posted by deluxxe on July 31, 2006 08:22 PM
the chin acne is also drawing attention to the face herpes.
13. Posted by dagnytaggart on July 31, 2006 08:23 PM
Between 85-95% of the population has antibodies for HSV1 - the virus that causes cold sores or fever blisters. Pretty much everyone you know is carrying the virus. Some people get one cold sore during their life, some get none, and some (like Katie Holmes) get them when sick or stressed.
It's really ignorant to pick on this teenager for having the same virus that you likely have. This is not the STD that you get on your genitals. I've never had a cold sore, but I would bet I have the virus even though I have never had an STD. And I bet you have it too. Idiot.
14. Posted by no.name on July 31, 2006 08:24 PM
She's a teenage kid with acne. Oh noes!
15. Posted by Tits_McGhee on July 31, 2006 08:26 PM
I bet she's been porked many times by the boys at her high school, being Brit's younger sis and all. It's no wonder she's got the herp...her face is just a small preview of what her vag might be like. Ah, kids.
2nd abortion? Oops, Ma, I did it again!
16. Posted by Hopeless_Screenwriter on July 31, 2006 08:27 PM
@13 Dag
I agree with you wholeheartedly. I'll tell ya what we can do. How about you suck my cock, and in a week you'll have your answer, because you have to have HSV if your're gonna be with me.
17. Posted by Trajan K on July 31, 2006 08:29 PM
damn that sucks but hey with a sister like Britney its bound to happen.
18. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 31, 2006 08:30 PM
Herpes! Terrific!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
19. Posted by Celetina on July 31, 2006 09:06 PM
I know it's not nice to pick on this sweet little thing---she really is pretty, and so young, too! Of course, I really don't think Senor Superfish is picking on her. Maybe he just wants a reminder of what a genuinely good country girl is like. Let's cross our fingers and hope she doesn't take after her sister.
20. Posted by sharkbite on July 31, 2006 09:10 PM
I got all excited thinking it was a sexually transmitted disease, and now it's not nearly as thrilling if it's only a cold sore...
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
21. Posted by FashMags on July 31, 2006 09:38 PM
Peeps:
Not defending the skankiness of the hillbilly tribe of Spears people - but cold sores are viral and can be aquired in several ways (not all of which involve cock, blowjobs or any other Spears-like behavior). Don't be nasty about stupid stuff - be nasty about the outfit!
22. Posted by FashMags on July 31, 2006 09:39 PM
Peeps:
Not defending the skankiness of the hillbilly tribe of Spears - but cold sores are viral and can be aquired in several ways (not all of which involve cock, blowjobs or any other Spears-like behavior). Don't be nasty about stupid stuff - be nasty about the outfit!
23. Posted by FashMags on July 31, 2006 09:41 PM
Peeps:
Not defending the skankiness of the Hillbilly Tribe of Spears - but cold sores are viral and can be aquired in several ways (not all of which involve cock, blowjobs or any other Spears-like behavior). Don't be nasty about stupid stuff - be nasty about the outfit!
24. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 31, 2006 09:44 PM
Here's a hint for bleeding heart @13: shut your fucking piehole. The only reason anyone would defend this walkin,' festering piece mouthsores is if they have herpes too.
25. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 31, 2006 09:45 PM
Here's a hint for bleeding heart @13: shut your fucking piehole. The only reason anyone would defend this walkin,' festering piece mouthsores is if they have herpes too.
26. Posted by jane's eyre on July 31, 2006 09:51 PM
Why is she smiling? She has no cause to smile with that abomination on her lip. I don't care if you won the lotto, you better keep a straight face. Ick.
27. Posted by saltpeanuts on July 31, 2006 09:52 PM
I believe this might be all Joe Simpson's fault. That freaking pervert is corrupting the sweet untainted youth of America by salivating over the double-D sugartits of Jessica.
On another note, like OMG! Jamie-Lynn looks sooooo sexy. I would so do her, in a few years.
28. Posted by saltpeanuts on July 31, 2006 09:53 PM
I believe this might be all Joe Simpson's fault. That freaking pervert is corrupting the sweet untainted youth of America by salivating over the double-D sugartits of Jessica.
On another note, like OMG! Jamie-Lynn looks sooooo sexy. I would so do her, in a few years.
29. Posted by YoMamma on July 31, 2006 09:57 PM
# 19 said..."I know it's not nice to pick on this sweet little thing---she really is pretty, and so young, too!"
We ALL said the same thing about a certain someone back in '98. Hmm. SOme thing to think about...the redneck shit hole this pretty young thing is about to fall into.
30. Posted by datter on July 31, 2006 10:05 PM
I'm just glad no one said "after the jump"... that's all.
31. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 31, 2006 10:10 PM
wtf?
32. Posted by datter on July 31, 2006 10:13 PM
I'm just glad no one said "after the jump"... that's all.
33. Posted by ValeWolf on July 31, 2006 10:17 PM
K-fed gave it to her.
34. Posted by sovay on July 31, 2006 10:25 PM
jeez...
35. Posted by HarryNipples on July 31, 2006 10:33 PM
I hope she picks it in public 'til it bleeds...
36. Posted by techiedude on July 31, 2006 10:34 PM
Slow news day people? Jamie-Lynn getting a cold-sore is news-worthy why exactly?
37. Posted by rhcp_chick on July 31, 2006 10:46 PM
hey i totally agree with dagnytaggart. theres a possibility that she got herpes from genetics and not from blowing some homeless guy. i have herpes(coldsores) and i am 100% sure i got it genetically. but seeing that its jamie lynn spears..... who knows....
38. Posted by tallcoolone on July 31, 2006 10:47 PM
Tweezers would be a good idea. She's already got a good unibrow going there.
39. Posted by tallcoolone on July 31, 2006 10:52 PM
All I said was she needs some tweezers and I get this??
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40. Posted by tallcoolone on July 31, 2006 10:53 PM
All I said was she needs some tweezers and I get this??
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41. Posted by cmc on July 31, 2006 10:53 PM
Big deal!
42. Posted by cmc on July 31, 2006 10:56 PM
Big deal!
43. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on July 31, 2006 11:00 PM
Kudos to 11 and 13. Seriously, you have to be pretty brave to defend a celebrity around here.
Come on you guys, she seems like a sweet young girl. We don't need to be ignorant asses, a little education can be a good thing. Retract the claws unless she starts skanking it up.
44. Posted by cmc on July 31, 2006 11:00 PM
Big deal!
45. Posted by gatorbates on July 31, 2006 11:07 PM
I guess "whore-ism" runs in the family.
Britney, good to know you taught your little sis how to get around.
You can always take the trash out of the trailer ..............
46. Posted by Shauna on July 31, 2006 11:12 PM
ACTUALLY, cold sores are HSV-1 WHICH can be transferred to the genital area. Historically, genital herpes were typically HSV-2, however, due to the increase trend to perform oral sex, HSV-1 is now being transmitted to the genitals and HSV-2 can also be transmitted to the oral area.
So someone with a cold sore can actually give someone genital herpes!
47. Posted by Shauna on July 31, 2006 11:13 PM
ACTUALLY, cold sores are HSV-1 WHICH can be transferred to the genital area. Historically, genital herpes were typically HSV-2, however, due to the increase trend to perform oral sex, HSV-1 is now being transmitted to the genitals and HSV-2 can also be transmitted to the oral area.
So someone with a cold sore can actually give someone genital herpes!
48. Posted by Shauna on July 31, 2006 11:13 PM
ACTUALLY, cold sores are HSV-1 WHICH can be transferred to the genital area. Historically, genital herpes were typically HSV-2, however, due to the increase trend to perform oral sex, HSV-1 is now being transmitted to the genitals and HSV-2 can also be transmitted to the oral area.
So someone with a cold sore can actually give someone genital herpes!
49. Posted by Shauna on July 31, 2006 11:16 PM
ACTUALLY, cold sores are HSV-1 WHICH can be transferred to the genital area. Historically, genital herpes were typically HSV-2, however, due to the increase trend to perform oral sex, HSV-1 is now being transmitted to the genitals and HSV-2 can also be transmitted to the oral area.
So someone with a cold sore can actually give someone genital herpes!
50. Posted by stingybtchsuzy on July 31, 2006 11:35 PM
I don't see the cute in this girl. her hair is awful. maybe too much peroxide? the earrings look like something her middle-aged aunt or K-Fed should be wearing. the dress isn't very flattering; makes her look like she's either pregnant, or suffering far more waterweight gain than a 15-year-old should be experiencing.
51. Posted by stingybtchsuzy on July 31, 2006 11:56 PM
wonderful. the site posts pictures with the headline "Jamie Lynn Spears has herpes" and when I try to post about the makeup her family should be able to afford, I get the message: "Your comment submission failed because In an effort to curb malicious comment posting by abusive users, I've enabled a feature that requires a weblog commenter to wait a short amount of time before being able to post again. Please try to post your comment again in a short while. Thanks for your patience."
52. Posted by HarryNipples on July 31, 2006 11:57 PM
#11
Betty I totally agree - In fact, the young BritLet was no doubt getting kissed many times by her Pa, who was probably slipping her the greased pony too by the time she could say, "Get OFF me Pa, yer squashin' my cigarettes..." - She probably is the result of many geerations of relatives fucking their cousins anyway...
53. Posted by TrannyGranny on August 1, 2006 12:01 AM
Fuck. It's a little girl going thru puberty, for the love of life in general leave her, and all kids, the fuck alone. I am not the most compassionate motherfucker, as may have been noticed in the last few months, but no KID needs to be poked at. Make fun of her stupid like a rock, fat as a bucket of lard, used to be hot, fucking a vegetable sister. That is funny. Not posts about skin blemishes on kids. I stoop low for an insult, but not this low. Fuck.
Now I feel all liberal and shit. I am gonna SO go kill and eat something tomorrow.
You think I kid....
54. Posted by HarryNipples on August 1, 2006 12:08 AM
#11
betty I agree - this litle bitch has probably been Frenched kissed by her Pa since she could say "Get offen me Pa, yer squashin' my cigarettes." Obviously the result of many, many cousins fucking each other for generations...
55. Posted by HollyJ on August 1, 2006 12:13 AM
I kinda agree that lots of folks get cold sores, so that's not such a big deal. But if I were her, I'd hide out at HOME until it's all gone, since she knows people will take photos of it. Sheesh.
My children have been exposed to her little series for a nanosecond (before I realized that shit-for-brains crap was on and turned the channel) .and I must say... that show sucks big infected donkey schlong, and her acting is even worse.
56. Posted by eastboundanddown on August 1, 2006 12:20 AM
He is only saying she has Herpes so all his google ads will automatically show Herpes cures and all you skanks will click on them to find a cure. Then he makes money. Besides, it's not even a Herpes sore. It's obvious that it was a Dirty Sanchez gone horribly wrong.
57. Posted by eastboundanddown on August 1, 2006 12:29 AM
He is only saying she has Herpes so all his google ads will automatically show Herpes cures and all you skanks will click on them to find a cure. Then he makes money. Besides, it's not even a Herpes sore. It's obvious that it was a Dirty Sanchez gone horribly wrong.
58. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 1, 2006 12:35 AM
lol, great SNL reference!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj5KZmaYZgQ
little tv sets going off inside my ear
up and down the sidewalk
take a doo doo pie
i love you...
59. Posted by plymouthrock on August 1, 2006 12:37 AM
@13 and 20. If you have a cold sore and give someone a blowjob, you can give them herpes. It is an STD. It is also the only STD you can give yourself. If you have a cold sore and touch it, and then touch your naughty parts, you can give yourself herpes. You can also give yourself cold sores in your eyes and nose. So the moral of this story is, wash your hands after you touch your ugly face (sores), don't kiss people when you have the sores, don't share your chapstick, or utensils, and DON'T GIVE BLOWJOBS WITH THE SORES!!!!!
60. Posted by plymouthrock on August 1, 2006 12:41 AM
@13-- If you have a cold sore and give someone a blowjob, you can give them herpes. It is an STD. It is also the only STD you can give yourself. If you have a cold sore and touch it, and then touch your naughty parts, you can give yourself herpes. You can also give yourself cold sores in your eyes and nose. So the moral of this story is, wash your hands after you touch your ugly face (sores), don't kiss people when you have the sores, don't share your chapstick, or utensils, and DON'T GIVE BLOWJOBS WITH THE SORES!!!!!
61. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 1, 2006 12:43 AM
lol, great SNL reference! relive it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj5KZmaYZgQ
little tv sets going off inside my ear
up and down the sidewalk
take a doo doo pie
i love you...
62. Posted by Dragulf on August 1, 2006 01:05 AM
At least she is wearing a bra! Her sister is nasty.
63. Posted by rhcp_chick on August 1, 2006 01:07 AM
hey i totally agree with dagnytaggart. theres a possibility that she got herpes from genetics and not from blowing some homeless guy. i have herpes(coldsores) and i am 100% sure i got it genetically. but seeing that its jamie lynn spears..... who knows....
64. Posted by adria on August 1, 2006 01:17 AM
You guys are morons... Freaking google Cold Sore in Web MD.. hey you might even learn something and your sad pathetic day won't be completely wasted!!!
Sexually transmitted disease my arse.. poor kid.. Picking on a child.. that makes you a big person :S
65. Posted by adria on August 1, 2006 01:18 AM
You guys are morons... Freaking google Cold Sore in Web MD.. hey you might even learn something and your sad pathetic day won't be completely wasted!!!
Sexually transmitted disease my arse.. poor kid.. Picking on a child.. that makes you a big person :S
66. Posted by adria on August 1, 2006 01:19 AM
You guys are morons... Freaking google Cold Sore in Web MD.. hey you might even learn something and your sad pathetic day won't be completely wasted!!!
Sexually transmitted disease my arse.. poor kid.. Picking on a child.. that makes you a big person :S
67. Posted by stu_from _nz on August 1, 2006 01:51 AM
she might have herpes but she got a nice rack for a 15yr old i'd hit it
68. Posted by twdldee on August 1, 2006 02:45 AM
so she's been to NY, so what
69. Posted by jennah on August 1, 2006 03:00 AM
she'll have gonorrhea in a week. the spears family...bunch of dirty ass talentless rednecks with too much money.
70. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 1, 2006 04:15 AM
My kids had Frosties for breakfast today too!
71. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 1, 2006 04:16 AM
My kids had Frosties for breakfast today too!
72. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 1, 2006 04:16 AM
My kids had Frosties for breakfast today too!
73. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on August 1, 2006 04:38 AM
I'd fuck her, except for two things:
1. - She's obviously a diseased little country whore.
2. - She's Britney's sister, so you know this is as good as she's going to get - Brit starting going down-hill shortly after her teen years ended.
74. Posted by WorldWideWendy on August 1, 2006 04:50 AM
FIRST !!!!
75. Posted by WorldWideWendy on August 1, 2006 04:51 AM
FIRST !!!!
76. Posted by WorldWideWendy on August 1, 2006 04:52 AM
FIRST !!!!
77. Posted by techiedude on August 1, 2006 08:01 AM
So the girl gets a little cold sore and that's worthy of a top story here?
Sheesh...slow news day people?
78. Posted by BarbadoSlim on August 1, 2006 08:24 AM
Here's a hint for bleeding heart @13: shut your fucking piehole. The only reason anyone would defend this walkin,' festering piece mouthsores is if they have herpes too.
That goes for you too #77.
79. Posted by RichPort on August 1, 2006 09:04 AM
Sorry guys, not herpes. I regret to say that mark bears the distinct impression of a Prince Albert bruise. Now before you start screaming "Oh my GOD she's 15 you pedophile!!", remember that most of you chicks were choking on the sausage at about that age, and many of you were giving hummers to guys a lot older than you, especially if you're from the South. A few unfortunate dick slaps with a heavily pierced meat monster can result in a cold sore like bruising of the lips. On the bright side, at least she didn't chip her tooth. Sometimes you have to give a 'job' to keep a job...
80. Posted by Jules on August 1, 2006 09:13 AM
#79, totally unnecessary and gross.
I don't think it is necessarily herpes either, but overall you're right - it's not very attractive.
81. Posted by Convent Girl on August 1, 2006 09:16 AM
Oh look, she's got zits too! And boobies! I wonder if she's started smoking yet too?
82. Posted by januaryanne on August 1, 2006 09:46 AM
First, if you have to begin a post with the word "actually," this site is not for you.
Second...
"Up and Down The Sidewalk. Take a doo doo pie. I love you." - Jamie Lynn's fiancee.
JLLTH. Jamie Lynn loves the homeless.
83. Posted by Ramblebrook on August 1, 2006 09:48 AM
There's nothing wrong with shitting on famous people when they screw up.
But its a horrible thing to talk trash about someone (even a Spears), in a forum like this, for a disease that they have. You don't know this person, or the circumstances.
For once, everybody, mind your own damn business. You're like the girls everyone hated in high school.
84. Posted by Italian Stallion on August 1, 2006 09:49 AM
@81 It's obvious she started smoking. Smoking the Sausage...............
85. Posted by RichPort on August 1, 2006 09:52 AM
#80
My apologies, I just think these horrible happenstances should be exposed to save the children. Head should only be given by trained professionals (or eager amatuers), never, under any circumstances, by 15 year old aspiring starlets.
86. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on August 1, 2006 09:58 AM
Hey, man, let's leave the young ones alone okay? Keep it cool. She still has a future so don't go spreading stupid rumors about Herpes.
They give me the heebie-jeebie...
87. Posted by Justin Igger on August 1, 2006 10:03 AM
@86 did anyone ever tell you you look like carlton from fresh prince of bel air cuz you do yo
88. Posted by Justin Igger on August 1, 2006 10:06 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1677683/
i gonna find me some gold under dat tree and get me some new bling but i scared of da lepercan for real though
89. Posted by CoJo on August 1, 2006 10:45 AM
Where the hell is Papa-Spears at these days? Has the puppet master destroyed him? Shouldn't he be out there trying to out-do Joe Simpson? Can you hear the argument between those two? "My daughter has bigger tits!" "Oh yeah, well my little girl has a bigger vagina! So THERE! Top that, Simpson!"
90. Posted by scrotty on August 1, 2006 10:46 AM
I was raped at the age of three. My attacker left me with the disease 31 years ago. I have been living in shame due to the connotations that are associated with the illness. It isn't just filthy sluts that get it but sometimes innocent people.
91. Posted by CoJo on August 1, 2006 10:51 AM
Scrotty, that's awful. I'm sorry that happened to you. But it's obvious when we are making fun of herps here, we are talking about filthy sluts, mainly Paris, Lindsay, Britney, etc...please don't take any of it personally...and, btw, this isn't really the appropriate venue for touchy-feely - the Superficial is more prickly-bitchy, so deal.
92. Posted by miss uh huh her on August 1, 2006 10:51 AM
It's called plucking...her eyebrows distracted me from her lips.
93. Posted by hahahaha on August 1, 2006 11:50 AM
who gives a crap about Jamie Lynn !!!!
94. Posted by DancingQueen on August 1, 2006 11:50 AM
Hey at least she isn't a bobble-headed anorexic like the rest of them. I do think there is nothing sadder than a younger sibling cling-on wannabe, i.e., Ashley Simpson. Hopefully stardom won't ruin this Spears too. Run Jamie-Lynn, before it's too late!
95. Posted by januaryanne on August 1, 2006 12:04 PM
cojo you are adorable
96. Posted by kandyk0119 on August 1, 2006 12:10 PM
The only time I got a cold sore is when I kissed a guy that had the remnants of one, But he didn't give me none anywhere else!
97. Posted by Jules on August 1, 2006 12:12 PM
#85
okay, that time you made me laugh :-)
98. Posted by Shaun on August 1, 2006 12:23 PM
LOL! @ jennah Post 69. - "she'll have gonorrhea in a week. the spears family...bunch of dirty ass talentless rednecks with too much money."
True! techiedude Post 77. - "So the girl gets a little cold sore and that's worthy of a top story here? Sheesh...slow news day people?"
All in all, you do know what the difference between herpes and love is don't you?
Herpes last forever!
:-)
99. Posted by The 100th Postman on August 1, 2006 12:41 PM
She is soo cute on Nickelodeon! I'm only saying that because...
100. Posted by The 100th Postman on August 1, 2006 12:41 PM
NOW I'M #100! CHOKE ON THAT BITCHES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
101. Posted by chelseapup on August 1, 2006 12:42 PM
Is that a guy dressed up like a cow, riding a motorcycle behind her?
102. Posted by HairPie on August 1, 2006 12:51 PM
Damn! I didn't notice that sore on her lip, then again it was covered with manjuice...
103. Posted by jrzmommy on August 1, 2006 01:01 PM
Does that child have breast implants already?
104. Posted by RenoScarab on August 1, 2006 01:14 PM
I'd hit that. Look at the cans!! CANS!!!
105. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 1, 2006 01:22 PM
Didn't Brit cut a song called "Little Me" or some shit about Jamie Lynn? I guess they are identical. Why, oh, why do these celebs even go out when they have a flare up (remember Katie Holmes' nasty mouth rash?). Just hide for a week and spare us the grotesqueness. Knowing how "country" the Spears clan is, Jamie probably caught the herp from her own sis. Who says incest is restricted to brothers and sisters?
106. Posted by deluxxe on August 1, 2006 01:33 PM
wtf is with all the pansies posting here? She has acne, and a cold sore which may or may not have been contracted via cock sucking and other general sluttiness. Either way, that's f'n gross! and it's way more fun to assume she's a slut.
107. Posted by CoJo on August 1, 2006 01:33 PM
Maybe she got it from good ole K-Fed:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/02/22/kevin_federline_sports_mystery.html
108. Posted by carrie bradshaw on August 1, 2006 02:02 PM
I haven't had this much fun with Sex Ed info since 8th grade and we had to try to keep a straight face when looking at bland drawings of how boys bodies change when going through puberty.
109. Posted by cmc on August 1, 2006 02:08 PM
Big deal!
110. Posted by brynna on August 1, 2006 02:14 PM
oh my god it's just a cold sore...
111. Posted by boobtube on August 1, 2006 02:15 PM
the submitter of this post sounds like he/she has a pretty big gripe about being a big cock booger!
112. Posted by bootface on August 1, 2006 02:17 PM
I'D STILL HIT IT
113. Posted by biatcho on August 1, 2006 02:32 PM
why? why are there so many whiny-ass cocklicks who feel the need to log onto a website called THE SUPERFICIAL and bitch & moan about making fun of a 15 year old who clearly has herpes and comes from a long-line of incest-obsessed, fucking-in-the-barn at age 5 rednecks? You know why?
Because the losers of the world who have never even made out with someone before clearly do NOT know how repulsive the thought of kissing or fucking someone who has the herps is. It's fucking frightening... and all you little bookworms who don't ever leave your house can call it something else, like a cold sore that comes on during times of stress, but it's an STD and it's motherlicking gross.
114. Posted by biatcho on August 1, 2006 02:32 PM
why? why are there so many whiny-ass cocklicks who feel the need to log onto a website called THE SUPERFICIAL and bitch & moan about making fun of a 15 year old who clearly has herpes and comes from a long-line of incest-obsessed, fucking-in-the-barn at age 5 rednecks? You know why?
Because the losers of the world who have never even made out with someone before clearly do NOT know how repulsive the thought of kissing or fucking someone who has the herps is. It's fucking frightening... and all you little bookworms who don't ever leave your house can call it something else, like a cold sore that comes on during times of stress, but it's an STD and it's motherlicking gross.
115. Posted by biatcho on August 1, 2006 02:33 PM
why? why are there so many whiny-ass cocklicks who feel the need to log onto a website called THE SUPERFICIAL and bitch & moan about making fun of a 15 year old who clearly has herpes and comes from a long-line of incest-obsessed, fucking-in-the-barn at age 5 rednecks? You know why?
Because the losers of the world who have never even made out with someone before clearly do NOT know how repulsive the thought of kissing or fucking someone who has the herps is. It's fucking frightening... and all you little bookworms who don't ever leave your house can call it something else, like a cold sore that comes on during times of stress, but it's an STD and it's motherlicking gross.
116. Posted by andrewthezeppo on August 1, 2006 02:34 PM
I don't like the Spears, but I think she is dressed rather appropriately for somebody her age. I remember lots of girls my freshman year (and some earlier) who wore more revealing outfits to school.
And it kinda looks like a pimple on her lip more than a cold sore...but lets keep our fingers crossed
117. Posted by biatcho on August 1, 2006 02:35 PM
oh fer christs sakes... sorry. That's ass.
Pure ass.
118. Posted by bootface on August 1, 2006 02:38 PM
Biatcho 113-115:
There are some whiny ass cocklicks who come onto gossip sites like the superficial and feel the need to try to be superior to everyone else. get over yourself
119. Posted by biatcho on August 1, 2006 02:42 PM
No not really, but sorry you feel so inferior to me. Sounds like a personal problem. See ya junior.
120. Posted by YoMamma on August 1, 2006 02:50 PM
Watch out Biatcho...looks as though maybe Joe Bivvens is back to haunt us...under "bootface"......whiny little bitch...sounds just like him.
DISCLAMER:
If you are seriously getting offended by what is said on this site...then leave. There are plenty of people who enjoy it for what it is, making Jamie Lynn a whore...and WE are getting offended by all of you who are complaining and being straight up pussies. Ive said my peace.
good day.
121. Posted by YoMamma on August 1, 2006 02:50 PM
Watch out Biatcho...looks as though maybe Joe Bivvens is back to haunt us...under "bootface"......whiny little bitch...sounds just like him.
DISCLAMER:
If you are seriously getting offended by what is said on this site...then leave. There are plenty of people who enjoy it for what it is, making Jamie Lynn a whore...and WE are getting offended by all of you who are complaining and being straight up pussies. Ive said my peace.
good day.
122. Posted by blondieco02 on August 1, 2006 02:59 PM
I think this is awful. The poor girl has a fever blister. Get over it.
123. Posted by biatcho on August 1, 2006 03:07 PM
Wow, let's just change the name of this site for today only to "The Jamie Lynn Spears Fan Club for Lame Retards Who Have No Chance of Ever Getting Laid because We Don't know How to Have Fun or Laugh".
124. Posted by YoMamma on August 1, 2006 03:09 PM
I love you Biatcho
125. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 1, 2006 04:50 PM
In Louisiana getting herpes from your sister happens all the time - I don't really see what the big deal is. Now, please excuse me I have to go tickle my brother's ass with a crawfish while my cousin rubs alligator fat on his balls.
126. Posted by Mandi Rewis on August 1, 2006 05:43 PM
As others have said, there is a difference between genital herpes and the herpes virus that causes cold sores or fever blisters. However, why, oh why, would she go out in public with that thing on her lip?? With her sisters reputation she should have known the headlines were gonna be screaming "Jamie Lynn has HERPES!!" She should have taken a page out of Lohans book and just not shown up for promo events.
127. Posted by bootface on August 1, 2006 05:57 PM
who's Joe Bivvens?
on a side note, biatcho, i realized youre making fun of those douches that are defending her - not the people talking shit about her. my mistake lol
for that i apologize :)
128. Posted by biatcho on August 1, 2006 06:18 PM
Thanks Mel!
129. Posted by deluxxe on August 1, 2006 07:26 PM
a fever blister, cold sore, lip zit, etc... are all other names for something called "Herpes simplex". It's an STD you morons. And it's gross. Anyone defending it as not herpes needs to do some reading. I suggest starting here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_sore
130. Posted by Sarcastikus on August 1, 2006 07:59 PM
dagnytaggart (#13) is right, herpes doesn't neccessarily mean STD. However, barbadoslim (#24/25) is obviously an STD, a Sexually Transmitted Dumbass.
131. Posted by LASmogProtection on August 1, 2006 08:39 PM
Love this site! But misinformation is a bit irksome. It's fun to speculate that JLS may have sexually trasmitted herpes, but there is also a type that inherently lives in everyone, regardless of their sexual behavior.
http://www.mamashealth.com/herpes.asp
Just so you don't think everyone walking down the street with a cold sore has sexually trasmitted herpes~ =) But stay away from them because it is contagious.
132. Posted by Hara on August 1, 2006 10:01 PM
Um, first off everyone doesn't have Any form of herpes. The site you posted said 50-80% Which first of all is a Wide range and questionable. Second off, I've never had a cold sore in my life (because i Don't have Herpes!). The site itself says that the same cold sore can appear on the mouth or genitals and that under a microscope both types of herpes look the same....
Sooo what's the difference in term of how nasty it makes you? You yourself said "stay away from them because it's contagious". If everyone has it, why should it matter? A running sore on your mouth is gross no matter what age, end of story. Let's not pretend that movie star kids living the hollywood life don't get into tons of things they shouldn't even know about (drew barrymore anyone?) Give me a break.
133. Posted by Nikky Raney on August 1, 2006 10:33 PM
heyy but she's so cuuuteee!
shes just a year younger than me
134. Posted by Nikky Raney on August 1, 2006 10:34 PM
SHE PROBABLY WAS TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH A BOY AND HE LIKE MISSED AND HIS TEETH HIT HER LIPS OR SOMETHING. i bet that's what it was.
135. Posted by Nikky Raney on August 1, 2006 10:34 PM
SHE PROBABLY WAS TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH A BOY AND HE LIKE MISSED AND HIS TEETH HIT HER LIPS OR SOMETHING. i bet that's what it was.
136. Posted by calciferT on August 2, 2006 12:03 AM
I know you are trying to make a joke but it is dangerous to misinform the public that oral herpes is the same as genital herpes. Over 60% of the population has oral herpes and most of the time it is not transferred through sexual contact. Think of all the times as a child when Aunt Bertha gave you a big wet kiss on the lips. Yes, that scary aunt may have given YOU herpes and when you have an outbreak you won't be laughing then. It is nothing to be ashamed of.
137. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 06:48 AM
Everyone should be ashamed if they have herpes cold sores on their mouths in public. Ashamed & then condemned to death.
BURN THEM I SAY!
138. Posted by purplehaze7479 on August 2, 2006 07:30 AM
Seriously people are you really so ignorant? Everyone is exposed to the herpes virus as a child. Which btw Jamie Lynn is. A CHILD! You are criticizing a CHILD for having a COLD SORE! There are far better things for you all to be focused on. Don't get me wrong I love celebrity gossip but this is just sad.
139. Posted by Icy on August 2, 2006 08:18 AM
It's just mouth herpes, almost 80% of people have it and alot don't even know cuz it's dormant. And for those who are ignorant, mouth herpes is not genital herpes, its 2 different unrelated things.
140. Posted by Ramblebrook on August 2, 2006 08:27 AM
Biatcho- You sound like a miserable, fat bitch. You get off on talking shit about people who you dont know, and who would never speak to you, even a 15 year old, if they met you.
Your attitude is why you'll stay single and miserable. Being used by men for the cum-dumpster you are.
141. Posted by emb52781 on August 2, 2006 08:49 AM
It is ridiculous to say that she got herpes from blow jobs if you don't know for a fact that it is true. Babies get herpes from people kissing them. She could have had herpes since she was a baby. Get a life!
142. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 09:15 AM
You can always tell the people on here who have diseases like herpes when they get all nasty & defensive about it. hehehe, fucking STD losers : )
And just for the record #140 - I would NEVER speak to someone like you in reallife because you carry diseases and spread them around to the good people of this world because you're obviously a whore. And for another record I am married, with a dog & a house in the burbs and I have a job. Go figure fucktits.
143. Posted by PandaPoacher on August 2, 2006 09:28 AM
ive never read so much misinformed bullshit babble in my life.
giving it innocent sounding pet-names -- like 'fever blister' or 'cold sore' -- doesnt change the fact that it is a symptom of the herpes simplex VIRUS (HSV-1/HSV-2).
the reason that 60-80% of americans have it by the time they reach 50 is a direct result of the widespread ignorance of the virus evidenced in this thread.
so while you are downplaying herpes as a mere 'skin blemish' and getting infected, im happy to say that i do not have herpes nor will i *ever*. if anyone comes near me with a cold sore ill unload both barrels of a 12 guage in their face... from far enough away that i dont get any of their diseased #%@$ on me.
all of the people with herpes should be loaded into rockets and shot into the sun.
144. Posted by Jules on August 2, 2006 10:07 AM
...why are people 'fighting online' here?
145. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 10:12 AM
144 - that's what happens when the stories are dumb and the people commenting about them are even dumber. Truth.
146. Posted by faygored on August 2, 2006 11:49 AM
Good lord - some one needs to get her to wax those eyebrows of hers
147. Posted by Poochie on August 2, 2006 12:08 PM
first off, #146, her eyebrows are pretty nice and even if they werent i wouldnt encourage a 15 yr old child to wax her face just yet..
and second off all from a person who had the cold sore, i got it from drinking water from my best friends water bottle, not giving out blowjobs like you pple love to do.. honestly, the lil sister of a retard gets a cold sore and acne and all of a sudden the world stops turning! wow, im impressed at how pathethic the sf has become.. and to think i come here for news on stars(which she even isn't... wthell) and i get updates on pimples and cold sores.. only in america =)
148. Posted by PandaPoacher on August 2, 2006 03:27 PM
you dont just have a 'cold sore', you are HPV positive. perhaps you shouldnt have given your *cough* 'best friend' that ream job, huh?
and btw - thanks for proving the point... that basically all of the people defending her are infested with herpes.
149. Posted by PandaPoacher on August 2, 2006 03:28 PM
HSV, rather... although im probably right on both counts.
150. Posted by januaryanne on August 2, 2006 04:04 PM
@136 how on earth could you have known that it was my aunt who gave me herpes. amazing.
151. Posted by bluebell82 on August 2, 2006 05:45 PM
Even if Jaime Lynn got it in a non-sexual way (kissing as a child/sharing a water bottle) the point is she can still *give* people genital herpes--even if she kisses them in their boxer shirt region (just anywhere below navel/on thinghs). Even if you had a cold sore as a kid and it is dormant for years, there is still an 18% chance you can give future partners genital herpes by going down on them (it's called "asymptomatic shedding")Luckily a herpes vaccine is is the works for people who've never had either kind.
152. Posted by bluebell82 on August 2, 2006 05:46 PM
Even if Jaime Lynn got it in a non-sexual way (kissing as a child/sharing a water bottle) the point is she can still *give* people genital herpes--even if she kisses them in their boxer shirt region (just anywhere below navel/on thinghs). Even if you had a cold sore as a kid and it is dormant for years, there is still an 18% chance you can give future partners genital herpes by going down on them (it's called "asymptomatic shedding")Luckily a herpes vaccine is is the works for people who've never had either kind.
153. Posted by Megz on August 2, 2006 06:20 PM
If it's just breaking out, she could be the next ProActiv chick.
And if it's just herpes, HAHA to her. :P
154. Posted by Poochie on August 3, 2006 11:08 AM
148, herpes is not a cold sore, u fucktard.
and just so you know, pple DO drink out of bottles of water, were in 2006, poodles of water are long gone, my imbecile-prolly-american-cock-sucking friend =)
155. Posted by jrzmommy on August 3, 2006 03:21 PM
154--
"Cold sores are caused by the herpes simplex virus, and they're contagious." From the Mayo Clinic Website...FUCKTARD! Please, just google the word COLD SORE and 8 bazillion websites will come up that says it's a herpes virus. My God you're an idiot. Please go away and never ever come back. go take some of marie osmond's meds and die.
156. Posted by magickal on August 3, 2006 04:50 PM
#90 (Scrotty) -
Please don't bring us down with your depressing stories of being raped as a three year old. This is the superfish, not your therapist's office. I doubt the herpes you contracted from it is really the reason you've been suffering from guilt and shame for 31 years, but moreso the fact that you know you wanted it.
157. Posted by Danklin on August 4, 2006 03:23 AM
I know its been said but yeah, herpes on your mouth and herpes on your genitals...not the same thing. She might have gotten kissed....oh noes!
158. Posted by Danklin on August 4, 2006 03:24 AM
She's got a nice rack for being 15.
159. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on August 8, 2006 06:26 PM
Doesn't JJ realize that 20 oz of Grape Kool-Aide is going to alter its temperature?! Jeez! TCLTSC!
160. Posted by A Nobody on August 13, 2006 05:12 PM
Whatever. Call me when her sex tape comes out.
161. Posted by jeremy on August 15, 2006 04:05 AM
leave this poor girl alone just because britney was a little on the adult side doesnt give any of you a right to judge her younger sister who is just acting on nickolodion by the way leave her alone!