July 28, 2006
Jessica Biel walks her dog
Jessica Biel and her friend were spotted walking their dogs in Brentwood Hills dressed almost exactly the same. Probably coincidence, but I'm gonna assume it's part of some plan so if they're ever in trouble they can just run in separate directions and the bad guys won't know which one to follow. Or if Jessica didn't study for the math test this week she can just send in her twin to take it for her. Or some other billiant scheme that involves plenty of hilarious hijinks.
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Comments
1. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 28, 2006 02:44 PM
I think they're twins. Or atleast want to sleep together.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
2. Posted by jemsinamood on July 28, 2006 02:49 PM
What an uneventful day.
3. Posted by McRican on July 28, 2006 02:49 PM
Jessica Biel has some crazy awesome hamstrings.
4. Posted by jemsinamood on July 28, 2006 02:50 PM
Well, at least they don't look like they starve themselves.
5. Posted by jemsinamood on July 28, 2006 02:51 PM
#3 For real. Great thighs too.
6. Posted by biatcho on July 28, 2006 02:57 PM
I am convinced Superficial Guy is either on vacation or got shit-canned because today's posts suck as usual and sound girly. Some dumb idiot has taken his place. And most girls are NOT funny.
7. Posted by blueballs on July 28, 2006 02:58 PM
The Stupidficial poster should know no one calls it Brentwood Hills. It's just Brentwood.
They have a great AA meeting at the Church on San Vicente and Bundy (not far from where OJ --or his sone- slit Nicole's throat.
8. Posted by Joe Mamma on July 28, 2006 03:02 PM
And yet WWTD manages to get photos of Victoria Sveltdtdedt clicking her own mouse on a hotel balcony.
9. Posted by RichPort on July 28, 2006 03:03 PM
Her shorts make me very patriotic.. in fact I'm saluting right now, even though I'm sitting down.
10. Posted by Kitty on July 28, 2006 03:03 PM
B.O.R.I.N.G.
11. Posted by spamfighter on July 28, 2006 03:04 PM
blueballs - sorry to hear yr a drunk. However, you miust have been drunk to write 'great AA meeting' in a sentence. There's ain't no such thing.
12. Posted by tito on July 28, 2006 03:04 PM
Wow. This story sucks.
13. Posted by bootface on July 28, 2006 03:07 PM
#12 - agreed.
i'd still hit it though
14. Posted by Fugurself on July 28, 2006 03:08 PM
After looking at those photos, I think my testosterone level is now higher than Landis'
15. Posted by CMonster0125 on July 28, 2006 03:10 PM
Britney, Paris and the FireCrotch must be hiding out, building up for some super huge moment in the weekend to:
#1) Eat more Cheetos then humanly possible
#2) Kick family out of house to use toaster
#3) Infect an entire generation of men with a whole new STD.
That or it's a slow Friday.
16. Posted by blueballs on July 28, 2006 03:12 PM
spamfighter: Don't you know all the hot chicks and all the hollywood deals are done to be had at AA meetings? Hollywood is one big rehab waiting to happen and the fun is at the AA meetings, not the night clubs.
17. Posted by Ivana Mandalay on July 28, 2006 03:17 PM
It's pretty sad when the most exciting story this week was Lance Bass coming out of the closet. I get better celebrity trash from "Entertainment Tonight". Mr Superficial, you better wow me next week.
18. Posted by Fugurself on July 28, 2006 03:20 PM
Looking at those pictures just gave me three testicles, hence the high testosterone level.
19. Posted by jrzpussie on July 28, 2006 03:25 PM
Good God who's ass cheeks do I need to suck on to get some good stories around here. Dear SF: I get banned for using the F word? and now you punish me with this?? If I want to call Christina Aguilera's gerbil looking husband an Ugly F***, I'll call him an ugly F****!!!!
....F*ckers
20. Posted by endometriorama on July 28, 2006 03:25 PM
yeah, this is pointless. but jessica biel is hot. can't say the same about her friend. also, i wish shorts with writing on the ass would go away.
21. Posted by sharkbite on July 28, 2006 04:10 PM
More celebrity dog-walking. Boringgg.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
22. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 28, 2006 04:18 PM
Sure they're "friends". My friends and I dress alike all the time, it's fun. Methinks Jessica's dabbling with the poontang, going thru an Anne Heche phase. Not that there's anything wrong with that, God no, I just hope the requisite sex tape "falls" into the wrong hands yet again.
23. Posted by rolson on July 28, 2006 04:18 PM
Hey #18 (aka: Fugurself) - don't you mean you have five testicals? The 3 you mention and both of mine (presently in your mouth). Ha ha ha...FLTC!!!
24. Posted by ScriptRadar on July 28, 2006 04:51 PM
They should make out.
25. Posted by ImSuicidal on July 28, 2006 05:08 PM
@16 I've got the clap and the blueballs too,
the clap don't hurt but the blueballs do!
In related news: http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060728/en_celeb_eo/19622
26. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on July 28, 2006 05:32 PM
Why is everyone picking on Fugurself ? I haven't been around much lately, so I must have missed something.
27. Posted by jrzpussie on July 28, 2006 05:53 PM
I'm not too sure about Fugurself but there's definetly been a swarming of trolls lately that have sticks up their asses. Just don't say anything stupid, lame or intelligent (becuase apparently that means you know everything) and you should be fine with your defense oh and remember to spellcheck too, and don't double post, your ass will get attacked
28. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on July 28, 2006 06:03 PM
@27 That's because not becuase. Lol,just yanking your chain. So are you from Jersey for real? I was just there and had a wonderful time, aside from everyone calling me Ma'am. What's up with that? Nobody calls me that anywhere else I go. Oh well, I guess I just looked super classy and ladylike, who the hell knows.
29. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 28, 2006 06:12 PM
Somebody told me that she had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had on Febuary of last year, but I didn't believe it until I saw these pictures...............
30. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on July 28, 2006 06:16 PM
Hey Italian Stallion, yeah, I heard she was seeing you, but it looks like she likes a more feminine touch, sorry bout that.
31. Posted by bunnyhugger on July 28, 2006 06:52 PM
okay, that's twice this week someone has claimed they were banned from SF for "using the f word".
1. if people are being banned, how are they posting to tell us about it?
2. maybe they were banned because they are fuckheads?
3. troll-like activity seems to be contagious.
@23, what's a testical? is it like a window decal? testi-cal. maybe that's Berkely's kinder, gentler word for exams?
32. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on July 28, 2006 07:44 PM
Superficial has run out of wit. Those comments would put a tweeker to sleep. Biel's only flaw in my opinion is those goddamn buck teeth. She could play Bugs Bunny in a live action movie.
I'm not big on white girls but she's mos def bangable. I don;t know about a head job with those teeth though.
33. Posted by fukusan on July 28, 2006 08:53 PM
One word,
Dyke
34. Posted by bitcho on July 28, 2006 09:34 PM
One word,
Threesome!
35. Posted by bitcho on July 28, 2006 09:36 PM
31. You are a gullible fuck. Trust me, I won't come in your mouth ...
36. Posted by funkygoldmedallions on July 28, 2006 10:19 PM
"Jessica Biel walks her dog". Yah, but what about the two canines in the picture? By the way, the USF (University of San Francisco) shorts are a dead give away for carpet muncher. Those shorts might as well say "I brake for dykes" on it.
37. Posted by bunnyhugger on July 28, 2006 11:14 PM
35:
sarcasm, dearie.
look it up.
have a nice weekend (being sincere).
38. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on July 28, 2006 11:43 PM
The way they were walking together in sync made me think of the side stride. Ahh, the side stride a wonderful sex position we should all enjoy. Have a Freaky Friday!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-positions.htm
39. Posted by OMG! on July 29, 2006 12:02 PM
Isn't Jessica gay?
40. Posted by IslandGirl on July 29, 2006 11:07 PM
This site sucks. What happened to the original Superficial writer??
http://www.perezhilton.com
Perez is the new shiznit!
41. Posted by IslandGirl on July 29, 2006 11:08 PM
This site sucks. What happened to the original Superficial writer??
http://www.perezhilton.com
Perez is the new shiznit!
42. Posted by Adult Underoos on July 30, 2006 10:21 AM
this proves that hot girls doing something boring like walking their dogs is still hot!
43. Posted by cibby on July 30, 2006 07:08 PM
hot is debatable... maybe they're jessica biel clones?
44. Posted by energy_guru on July 31, 2006 10:22 AM
Who's walking who? Actually I think it's pretty clear here. Her legs are amazing
45. Posted by bogdana on July 31, 2006 09:44 PM
and here i thought she was representing my USF- University of South Florida.
46. Posted by Swordman on August 1, 2006 07:52 AM
Nice gams