"She’s not the nice person everyone thinks she is."

Umm, do people think she's nice? Stupid, yes. A bimbo, sure. Nice? Nope, I don't remember ever suffering under that assumption.

first

She gets jealous when K-Fed talks to the pool boy? What an insecure bitch.

Third!

I'd still nail her (after she drops the next kid - no pun intended)

thot i was first. oh well.

Yup, she's a big, fat, raging, cunt-bag, no-talent loser. Tried to tell people that when she was famous (famous for being a singer) and just got told I was jealous. Told you so...fuckers!!!

The girl's hormones must be off-the-charts. He should count himself lucky that he's finished working for em...

http://www.exposay.com/britney-spears-almost-has-miscarriage-due-to-poor-diet/v/2961/

Shes just mad cause the homo pool boy likes Kevin more than her...or...maybe hes not a homo. Maybe its because she is a fat ass.
Nobody likes the fatties.

Well i don't know about you but if i was dirt poor and from the cunt-tree and i became a millionare by singing and dancing in skimpy outfits all through my childhood (aka prostituting yourself for the mouse). Then a useless hobo absentee father wannabe-rapper knocked me up, ruined my body and lost me that last shred of credibility I had. I'd be pretty pissed off if my pool guy sat around with my useless husband getting stoned all day talking about crap.

What else is Brit gonna do? She can't fire K-Fed.

What a nazi.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

I thought it said "Britney Spears is really a man".......I'm dissapointed now.

Lets get a new picture of this whale, jeez.

He's full of shit. He's probably K-Fag's dope dealer or something. I mean Britney has to have some scruples. Talk about dope deals AFTER the pool is cleaned.

The LaLane family sure has had a fall from grace, what with cleaning up after rich hillbillies and all.

well you know what they say: there is no more trustworthy source of information than when it comes from the child of a former celebrity turned pool boy.

Most people don't know this, but I am from Baton Rouge, LA. and for a while, I was driving back and forth to Kentwood, LA to be Brittany's manny. I was fired one afternoon after Brittany caught me feeding the baby vegetables and instructing Kevin on how to mow the lawn. Brittany informed there was no room for nutrition or responsibility in her home. Kevin then fired up a blunt, called me a nigger, and Brittany tossed the baby against the TV to see if he would land on his feet, "all cat-like".

I like it that Britney has someone else do her firin' for her.

"I could smell the smell of filthy roadhouse whisky on his breath, and then he took me, and I liked it -

I LIKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The best part is, she can't really sue the guy for saying this stuff. He might be a loser pool boy, but his dad is worth probably three times what she is and could afford to bankroll the guys defence. Ha Ha, eat it up like some crawdad etoufe Britt.

Little known fact, Kevin Rubs cheeto dust on his hog to get an occaisional BJ from Britt who usually isn't into that.

#18...
What a great idea - I will suggest that Colin Farrell anoint his pecker with whisky to facilitate random spontaneous fellatio whenever and wherever he wants it...

Fuck it, I would do it without the whisky...

She didn't fire her pool boy, she fired her cement pond cleaner-upper.

With all the legitimate problems the general public could have with Britney (talent, choice in men, baby-rearing styles, etc.), why suddenly are we up in arms because of the word of a pool boy?

Thanks for your opinion, Spicoli. If I had a pool and hired you, and I came outside and saw that suddenly I had TWO worthless bastards standing around it, I'd be pissed too.

She's already got to foot the bills for the babydaddy. Your ass can work for a living.

http://www.reidaboutit.com/blog.htm

this better not warrant another fucking interview with Matt Lauer...."ohhhh, they don't understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand".

@18 - I don't know why..but I love it when someone calls it a "hog". LOVE IT.

If I looked like her and was married to that loser, I'd be mean too!

DAMN that chick needs that baby aborted out of her and cheetos in her face PRONTO. Alright this link is fucking creepy but it will make your day
http://usmagazine.com/2006/599/morph/morphs.php

Maddox looks like a pedophile

@24 EEK, Barron Trump looks like Madame Toussad's (sp?) gay Ken (though "gay Ken" is kind of an oxymoron).

See that is what cuntry people and hillbillies do when you start messing with their stuff....pool boy is lucky that Brit didn't pull out a shot gun...."GET OFFA MAH PROPEETY....YA AIN"T WELCOME HEEER YANKEE!!"...
I love hillbillies and cuntry folk...they are sooooooo funny....Cirque should have them on their Vegas shows....I'd SO go.....except the audience would be pulling out shot out of their faces at the end...Dick Cheney would be there...he'd be happy with clown face paint....good times...

@17 CARRIE

She was just jealous because traditionally the pool boy is supposed to flirt/fuck the rich wife when hubby isn't looking. She's gotten so bovine that the dude was chatting up K-Fag instead, her southern pride was hurt. Or she's insecure because K-Fag's been known to dabble in dick every now and again. One could read into this that she came out and discovered the pool boy skimming K-Fag's cock with his tonsils...

So the pool boy and K-fed would talk about music, huh? Two talentless bums talking about their non-existent careers. Great.

Brit, keep the pool boy. At least then YOU don't have to listen to your dirtbag husband go on about his "music."

I think she is clearly in denial about what is going on inside her. She wants to proove to the world that she did not make a mistake by marrying K-Fed, but she clearly did. Instead of facing the music and ending a marriage that clearly does not work, she is projecting her anger onto others and lashing out. She is on a sinking ship frantically trying to plug up the holes. Sad really.

This happens to a lot of couples when they are near the end of a relationship and do not have the tools to fix it.

For some long term relationship tips-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex_romance_tips.htm

How old is the "pool boy"? There is no way he is the son of the 92 year old gym rat that hawks juicers on QVC.

she is really a stupid bimbo. i'm sorry. she looks like trailer park trash - pregnancy is supposed to make you glow.

she is really a stupid bimbo. i'm sorry. she looks like trailer park trash - pregnancy is supposed to make you glow.

she really looks like trailer trash. pregnancy is supposed to make you glow. she was never really a pretty girl. it was all hair and body. not too many brains either. what a shame.

she really looks like trailer trash. pregnancy is supposed to make you glow. she was never really a pretty girl. it was all hair and body. not too many brains either. what a shame.

she really looks like trailer trash. pregnancy is supposed to make you glow. she was never really a pretty girl. it was all hair and body. not too many brains either. what a shame.

He's just lucky that she didn't hold him down and drown him in Starbucks. Sweet, delicious Starbucks. What a sugary, caffienated death.

He's just lucky that she didn't hold him down and drown him in Starbucks. Sweet, delicious Starbucks. What a sugary, caffienated death.

So she fired her pool boy because he sat around talking to her deadbeat husband instead of doing the job she was paying him for. I would have fired his lazy butt too.

Why is Kevin talking to the help anyway? Hello? You're their to do a job. Shut the fuck up and get the leaves out of the pool, pool boy.

This is when I remember waaaaaaaaaay back when... when Britney was still cool and I wasn't sick of defending her.

She always was cooler than Jessica. I miss those days...

@24
i thought that was fun!
but WTF is up w/ the current lourdes' eyebrows??? is she a lycanthrope?

@24
i thought that was fun!
but WTF is up w/ the current lourdes' eyebrows??? is she a lycanthrope?

@24
i thought that was fun!
but WTF is up w/ the current lourdes' eyebrows??? is she a lycanthrope?

Been busy - so just skimmed the story - but I don't think I would want the guy, 'hanging out' and Jacking his LaLane in my pool either.
And he shouldn't be braggin' to K-Fed about it.

Been busy - so just skimmed the story - but I don't think I would want the guy, 'hanging out' and Jacking his LaLane in my pool either.
And he shouldn't be braggin' to K-Fed about it.

She's just jealous because the pool boy AND a bag of Cheetos are both more attractive than her.

Britneeeeee, I can see your dirtypillows...

Britneeeeee, I can see your dirtypillows...

Who...gives....a....shit? Honestly, I hope this bitch is buying the shit out of some vitamin E, so she doesn't get those unsightly stretch marks, and turns to a life of porn. I'd really rather concentrate on what I'm sure is her MASSIVE vagina getting rammed by an even more MASSIVE black cock, then hear about this bullshit. I'm a girl who loves her porn, what can I say? Anything is better than watching this bitch whine all day, and seeing these pictures of her looking like Little Fucking Debbie from Hooterville, with that possum-kangaroo-baby-esque thing on her hip. Bring back the old Britney and shove some man meat into that shit. Jesus H. Christ!

P.S. I've been trolling this site for months now, highly entertained by the majority of you, and for that, thank you all. But really, a fucking LaLane? Whatthefuckever. ::barf::

Who...gives....a....shit? Honestly, I hope this bitch is buying the shit out of some vitamin E, so she doesn't get those unsightly stretch marks, and turns to a life of porn. I'd really rather concentrate on what I'm sure is her MASSIVE vagina getting rammed by an even more MASSIVE black cock, then hear about this bullshit. I'm a girl who loves her porn, what can I say? Anything is better than watching this bitch whine all day, and seeing these pictures of her looking like Little Fucking Debbie from Hooterville, with that possum-kangaroo-baby-esque thing on her hip. Bring back the old Britney and shove some man meat into that shit. Jesus H. Christ!

P.S. I've been trolling this site for months now, highly entertained by the majority of you, and for that, thank you all. But really, a fucking LaLane? Whatthefuckever. ::barf::

Britneeeeee, I can see your dirtypillows...

Britneeee, I can see your dirtypillows...

"First thing you know K-fed's a millionaire,

Second thing you know he's in his underwear,
third thing ya know he's layin' by the pool,
Looky, he's suckin' on the poolboy's tool..."

Sung to the Beverly Hillbillies theme song - ain't that the "ceement pond"???

Is there a new game here at the superficial that I wasn't told about? Who can be the biggest fucktard and have as many repeated posts as possible?? I might as well get started. I usually do pretty well in fucktard olympics.

I live in Fl. and there are shitkickers galore and even THEY look at Britney and K-Fed and call them white trash.

Yup, I wanna be a BIIIIIG fucktard, the biggest one EVER!! Sorry, it's just hard to type with one hand down my pants...hence the double posts...

Can't explain everyone ELSE'S doubles tho...could be PapaHotNuts server crashing, but last time I saw him his balls were rubbing on K-Fed's chin...

Wow, #51

Damn girl, you really like it long, hard, black and NASTY!!

Poor Britney, she's such a mess........ What the hell happened?

I can picture it now: It's Wednesday at noon. Kevin and the pool boy are sparking up a doobie (yeah I said doobie, what of it) and are laying by the pool with a bag of Doritos, Ho-Ho's (those are Kev's favs) and Colt 45 (Think of the scene in Billy Madison where Billy and his two stoner friends are hanging out by Billy's pool).

Brit(with mouth full of Cheetos): "What duh fuuuck, Keveen!! Wha arn't chu wurkin on yer songs? And wha arn't YOU cleanin' this darty pool, Tito?!"

Pool Boy: "Uh, my name's Jon, actually."

Brit: "Lahk it matturs! Don't sass me boy! Ah will kick yer ass after ah eat this bag o Cheetos! Don't fuck with mah Kevin Federline! He's mine, ya hear, ya lazy homo!"

Pool Boy: "Uh, I'm actually not gay-"

Kev: "Yeah dogg, he's straight! Nigga wouldn't suck my dick fo nuttin'! Sho nuff!"

Brit: "Sean Preston, Maria, whurd y'all go?? MARIA?! Ah need y'all to go get me sum more Cheetos and Starbucks. Make sure dey put extra whipped cream on it. And make sure dey put extra whipped cream on the coffee too. Oh, and bah the way, Tito?"

Pool Boy: "It's Jon-"

Brit: "Yer fared, boy. Now git da fuck outta mah house."

Kevin: "CALL ME!!"

25. Redundant, but not an oxymoron.

50. I think I'm in lust.

On topic minutiae, Jack LaLanne ( spell check, SF guy ) was born in 1914, and his son worked as Britney's pool boy?

I see a K-Fed vs. Jack LaLanne UFC match in the near future. K-Fed thinks he understands humiliation, having sex with a 'cuntry' cow, but getting your ass pounded by a 92 year old man on pay per view might just take him to another level of shame, ...

http://jonlalanne.com/

60
sir (i think i'd prefer to call you sexy, okay?), anyway, last time i heard anything about jack lalanne, he was married to a woman who was, like 30? personally, i'm not THAT into beef jerky, but i'm sure that man is still able to pro-create. that covers the age thing. unless you're talking about maybe pool boy should have a trust fund? can't answer that one.
all i know is, how come shitney gets a young stud as a pool boy, and mine is 50, beer-bellied, balding and chicken legged? damn.

54: excellent!

HEY, JANE! missin' ya at the party!

As for Britney being mean...anyone remember this little incident?

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2005/08/29/britney_spears_99.html

Sort of backs up the whole thing about her yelling and being controlling. Taking her pregnancy anger out on innocent bystanders...shame...

I'm afraid I can't trust the word of a man who willingly admits to befriending Kevin Federline.

#60 You're right! I was wondering just how old Jon LaLane was because Jack Lalane is 90! Jon is around 43 and a pool boy! Please!!!!

Gah. I love how they morph all those kids into nice looking, decent, clean-cut people when you know they are not all going to look like that.

Anyway, I spoke with a guy the other day who claims he used to tour with Brit as a bodyguard, and of course, not being a star-fuck, I didn't ply him with inane, personal questions about her (whether he knew the answers or not is irrelevant; the fact is he wanted to talk about his *ahem* big career move). Instead, I told him the only thing I think of when I think of her: She's a hick, always has been, always will be, it's just now oozing out of her pores because she doesn't have handlers on top of her every move.

Her downward spiral is sad, but always seemed inevitable.

dumbass.

this photo of brit and the kid looks waxier than shiloh and her 'rents..........

AAWWW SHIIIIT there goes the coffee right outta my nose. Whoever writes this shit is my hero

POPOZAO...

Ancient Hottentot word - very vague meaning throughout history, loosely translated to mean "Yo baby, stick that big poolboy schlong up my poopchute, muthafucker"...

I think I saw a reality show about them recently. Britney was hanging around by the pool, which she called the "cee-ment pond," and K-Fed thought he was a double-naught spy and was practicing his gazintas (2 gazinta 4 ....). Oh, yeah, Britney's granny was kept nipping at the "rheumatis' medicine" and their neightbor, I think she was a banker's wife, kept threatening to call the cops. It was quite fascinating.

She's trying to delay the inevitable.. Greasy Kfed will cheat on her and leave.. I don't doubt that he's already cheated on her many times. He knows that she knows and that's why she's calling the shots.

That's what you get when you marry a guy who left his girlfriend and 2 kids to be with you.

“I was hanging out a little bit,” ex-employee Jon LaLane told In Touch Weekly. “She came out screaming at Kevin for lying around, then looked at me like I was to blame.”

Sounds like a dirty romance novel to me.

That was kind of mean to do BUT I WOULD ALSO DO THAT ANYWAY.
So i think its a good idea.

OH MY GOD! You are all scum bags as far as I'm concered! Maybe she is mean...but you would all get a little testy if friggen paparazzi followed you around 24/7. And isn't there just a little possibility that the "pool boy" was a little mad that Britney fired him and wanted his revenge. He prob. said all those things because he was mad at Britney. You scum bags should get a life!!!!