July 26, 2006
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt gets turned into wax
Brad Pitt and Anglina Jolie's daughter will become the first infant ever given a wax figure at Madame Tussauds. Which is absolutely as ridiculous as it sounds. There can't be more than six people in the world who would even recognize the baby if they saw her and five of those are relatives. They could just throw up a Cabbage Patch Doll and nobody would know the difference. Unless they got the race wrong and put up a Black one. And even then people would just be like, "Well she did give birth in Africa. So I guess this makes sense."
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Comments
1. Posted by JammyDodger on July 26, 2006 01:34 PM
Thats just creepy!
2. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 26, 2006 01:34 PM
Wax people are creepy. Babies are creepy. Therefore wax babies are very creepy.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
3. Posted by CMonster0125 on July 26, 2006 01:36 PM
I wonder how much they'll charge for photos of the wax baby? Too creepy for words.
4. Posted by MeanNate on July 26, 2006 01:36 PM
I hate babies because they turn into people... and people are assholes.
5. Posted by JammyDodger on July 26, 2006 01:36 PM
Its creep that we both wrote creepy at the same time...Its not really, I'm just bored, and think that more paedophiles r gna be going to madame tussauds now....
6. Posted by Morwilwarin on July 26, 2006 01:37 PM
They need to make one of Angelina...naked.
7. Posted by jrzmommy on July 26, 2006 01:42 PM
If this is true, I feel so sorry for those two adopted kids they have--I can't even remember their names their so insignificant over there in the shadow of Shiloh.
8. Posted by sharkbite on July 26, 2006 01:44 PM
WTF? Why? I'm sorry, I missed the reason why we need a Shiloh wax figure. What about Maddox and Zahara?!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
9. Posted by jrzmommy on July 26, 2006 01:44 PM
meant they're, not their.
10. Posted by jrzmommy on July 26, 2006 01:47 PM
I meant that I feel sorry for my kids, I don't even know their names because I'm doing busy posting 24/7 on this site.
11. Posted by tits_on_snack on July 26, 2006 01:49 PM
How do they display a wax baby?
Aren't the rest of the statues standing around? Will it lay on the floor?
Can I eat the wax baby?
I hope my husband put that Sunny D in the fridge because I really want to make a screwdriver when I get home. But it's probably still sitting there on the kitchen table. And then I'll have to put a pile of ice cubes in there, and I don't remember if I put the ice cube tray in the freezer or not. And it takes forever to make ice.
12. Posted by rolson on July 26, 2006 01:49 PM
#6 - I agree with you. They need to make one of Angelina...naked...because she has nice tits and a fine ass.
13. Posted by CruisingForCock on July 26, 2006 01:49 PM
@6 I concur.
14. Posted by Binky on July 26, 2006 01:51 PM
My sources in Britain tell me they also did quite a few 'slim' Nicole Richie's lately - and sold them as candles
15. Posted by Linnea on July 26, 2006 01:51 PM
I'm just suprised Angelina hasn't gone crazy eaten the baby yet.
And then she would be like, "What baby!? See how much I love the world!?"
And she'd smile with blood on her teeth and we'd all back away slowly.
16. Posted by ImSuicidal on July 26, 2006 01:54 PM
@8 Did Madame Tussauds forget about Kori, Kaleb and Sean Preston Federline??
17. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on July 26, 2006 01:55 PM
I hard that they were paying 3 or 4 mil for a pic of this baby as soon as it was born. Thats ridiculous. Everyone knows that all babies look practically the same the first few weeks. Ugly little fuckers! Like gigantic moles and shit!
18. Posted by jrzmommy on July 26, 2006 01:55 PM
What's next, a wax sandwich? MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19. Posted by jane's eyre on July 26, 2006 01:55 PM
What pretentious assholes. So nice of them to make a figure of their baby so that we cretins can bow down and worship The Supreme Being.
And I agree, where's the hype about the "other" kids? If this is a representation of how things are at home for them, they've probably got Maddox and Zahara out in the servant's quarters.
20. Posted by jrzmommy on July 26, 2006 01:55 PM
Trolls. Can't live with them, can't set them on fire while they sleep.
21. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on July 26, 2006 01:56 PM
** I heard ** I had to correct that. Never know on this site. People might get the wrong idea.
22. Posted by nc72 on July 26, 2006 01:56 PM
Tom Cruise wants a recount, lawsuit in 3..2..1...
http://www.exposay.com
23. Posted by eXtasyStef on July 26, 2006 02:01 PM
Tom Cruise will steal it one night and try to pass it off as Suri. Maybe pull a Michael Jackson and hang it over the balcony so people can take pics of it.
24. Posted by jrzmommy on July 26, 2006 02:06 PM
The only good baby is a dead baby.
25. Posted by CruisingForCock on July 26, 2006 02:06 PM
23 Best comment yet
26. Posted by Rossarooni on July 26, 2006 02:07 PM
Oh, I see. Only the biological white baby gets a wax figure. Gee, maybe they'll sell little chocolate Zaharas in the museum gift shop. And maybe little Maddox can be put on display at the 7-11 around the corner. Gotta make the adopted ones feel like crap.
27. Posted by jane's eyre on July 26, 2006 02:09 PM
@26
I think you mean the nail salon for Maddox.
28. Posted by jrzmommy on July 26, 2006 02:13 PM
hey troll, don't you have anything remotely intelligent or funny to add under you OWN name? If not, then take a fucking hike. Using someone else's identity is so old and so fucking retarded.
29. Posted by jrzmommy on July 26, 2006 02:16 PM
Panties in a bunch? Allow the new munchmatic to undo them! Crack is wack and I'm an acrobat!
30. Posted by eXtasyStef on July 26, 2006 02:22 PM
28, it's the cyber equivalent of the game bratty little siblings play where they prance around pretending to be you by speaking in a high squeaky voice and then ask you why you're hitting yourself. You know, the stuff even my pretween is too mature to do?
Doing it online adds another element: that of the chickenshit who won't even go into a battle of wits using their own name. Most likely because they're unarmed.
31. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 26, 2006 02:23 PM
I'd like to wax Angelina's ass..........
32. Posted by Saucie on July 26, 2006 02:26 PM
Just wait for the family action figure set. They will have cultural wardrobes and accessories. They'll even come with mini ATV's and Range Rovers (sold separately, batteries not included.) You'll even be able to get the Malibu beach house and airplane.
33. Posted by endometriorama on July 26, 2006 02:26 PM
melt that shit.
34. Posted by jrzmommy on July 26, 2006 02:40 PM
30--true dat.
35. Posted by CruisingForCock on July 26, 2006 02:44 PM
I can no longer distinguish the fake from the real jrzmommy.
36. Posted by jrzmommy on July 26, 2006 02:58 PM
35--Here's some hints--if it's senseless jibberish, completely unintelligible, completely lacking wit or is a comment from jrzmommy dissing jrzmommy, it isn't jrzmommy, it's a troll.
37. Posted by Memphis Chick on July 26, 2006 03:11 PM
If MT can display replicas of any public figure without their approval, do they not have to pay royalties to those people for making money off their likeness?? That's no good . . .
38. Posted by CruisingForCock on July 26, 2006 03:37 PM
36
Sarcasm - Look it up
39. Posted by jrzmommy on July 26, 2006 03:56 PM
38--Oh, you're usually so fucking dimwitted I couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic or just making another one of your inane comments.
40. Posted by CruisingForCock on July 26, 2006 04:11 PM
39
Is that your standard response?
Step away from the computer, get some fresh air and maybe you can come up with some new material. Or at the very least, we'll have a few minutes without a post from you.
Can I get an AMEN?
41. Posted by pinky_nip on July 26, 2006 04:12 PM
Hallelujah!
42. Posted by CruisingForCock on July 26, 2006 04:15 PM
41 Let us "pray". I still have my catholic school girl uniform.
43. Posted by jrzmommy on July 26, 2006 04:27 PM
41--why are you such a colossal cunt to me all the time? What is your fucking problem?
44. Posted by hotplateface on July 26, 2006 04:31 PM
#43: Jesus, YOU'RE the fucking troll! Do you honestly have that much time on your fucking hands to read EVERY god damn comment? And take offense should anyone think you post too fucking much and aren't even the slightest bit humorous?
45. Posted by Joey bag o' donuts on July 26, 2006 05:31 PM
#19, right on. Pretentious is to f***ing good for them. I wanna go worship your wax baby? Get the f*** outta here!!
"Come and marvel at a reasonable facsimile of what us magnificent and benificent people have created. Bow and scrape ye losers". I hope it grows up to look like Billy Bob Thornton.
Is it a boy or a girl? What the hell is a Shiloh? If it's a boy, it's Shiloh and if it's a girl it's a Shilah?
Some hebrew snake oil salesman told them that Shiloh means like some really great thing but a few years from now they will find out it means "child of slut".
No kidding. Do you know how long it took the Lone Ranger to find out that Kemosabbe actually means "horse's ass"?
46. Posted by jrzpussie on July 26, 2006 05:44 PM
I'm starting to question the creation of this webpage. It's designed for people to make comments and respond to everyone else yet all people do is rag on other people for commenting. Aren't there other hate websites for you to go on? If people commenting pisses you off then you shouldn't use a computer
47. Posted by ImSuicidal on July 26, 2006 06:07 PM
#46 I don't mind being berated, belittled, shit on, raked over the coals, thrown to the curb, tongue lashed, flogged, chastised, beat down like a dog and my nose shoved in shit, it makes me feel loved!
48. Posted by jrzpussie on July 26, 2006 06:26 PM
I was talking about jrzmommy, not everything is about you
49. Posted by jrzpussie on July 26, 2006 06:29 PM
?? When were you made fun of? I was talking about jrzmommy, not everything is about you just becuase you're suicidal...
50. Posted by cumoniwannalayu on July 26, 2006 07:14 PM
It`s a virtual pissing match! You know what`s funny? That kid got Angelina`s lips, probably won`t be able to talk without a lisp until they`re 20, HA!
51. Posted by eXtasyStef on July 26, 2006 07:21 PM
People rag on other people for commenting because there is a certain faction of people who are too chickenshit to pick fights in real life or even do anything contructive, so they go on forums and sites and pick on people who are legitimately trying to have a good time razzing on the overpaid whiny celebrities.
Then they actually can convince themselves that they're not total losers, because they "won" an argument by acting like a spoiled teenager. It's like bullies in grade school, only they have an illusion of anonymity because of signons.
Fricking sad, really. Particularly when they sign up under someone else's signon and play like they're saying bad things about themselves. Who the fuck would do that?
Personally, I think we should just focus on making fun of stupid rich people and cut the bullshit infighting, because it's incredibly boring. I'd even rather read Holistic's 'subtle' spam posts than those.
And stop feeding the trolls.
52. Posted by diamondprynzez on July 26, 2006 07:35 PM
Amen.
53. Posted by Capt.Hero on July 26, 2006 07:46 PM
stef, i want to rape your ballonknot you skanky little vixen.
54. Posted by misszoe on July 27, 2006 12:57 PM
Isn´t it strange -
They forgot to make Shilohs ears look as flying big - as they really are...
55. Posted by girlylola on August 10, 2006 12:10 PM
I cannot believe the whole Brad and Angelina "thing". Who cares about these two immoral people. A married man has an affair with a bimbo at work... (It happens everyday), bimbo gets preggers, thus breaking up perfect marriage, has illigitimate baby with bimbo...yaddy yaddy yaddy. Who cares? And to pay $$ to see illigitimate child. People are toooo bored nowadays. Wait til she works with another good looking married man... bye bye braddy!!