hot, first?

I like the third one..very sexy

eww

Freckles and acne...ah, hollywood starlets.

nice fuck bruises.

That's creepy. It's like looking at the butt of an 11-year old. The "ruffled panties" thing doesn't help either.

She's just a skank. She looks like she's going to be found OD'd any day. And her hair is a MESS! Get a haircut!!! Very sad.

oh. that's just nasty.
and uncomfortable.

Ugh. Why do I get the impression that she smells and doesn't take showers?

Looks like she's been injecting something in her buttal area. Too bad it's not some talent...

In photo number eight, is she grabbing her crotch?

Classy.

rememer when she said that 50 cent called her agent for her number cuz he was watching mean girls and "loved it" do u think that was true....cuz I cant see him liking her and she also said puff daddy and damon dash asked her out. Do u think she was lying about 50

mmmmmmm....nothin' like oozing open sores on the back of her leg.....REAL attractive!
She must have lost her Valtrex in her hobag.

Her extensions look terrible but I'd kill for legs like that.

Why is she the only one in a swim suit??

Do you think she needs to change bikinis so often is that her firecrotch burns them off in under a few hours? I woulnd't poke that with a bulldozer, as a bulldozer is an expensive and valuable piece of machinery.

That's not acne. It's buttne. I once even had a case of kneene.

@#10

Grabbing, scratching, picking off the larger crabs...

and/or scabs.

Well, a buttcrack hugging trailer trash swimsuit can be sexy, but not when you have red, pus-oozing herpes sores on your thighs.

I was a lesbian until I looked at these pics. Now I just want the high hard one from any guy. I'll go see if my 102 year old neighbor is home.

My husband needs to see these. Gone are his days of mocking my public-toilet Lysol habit. I'm trying to prevent these sores from appearing on the creamy asscheeks of our perfect, unblemished children.

Lay off LIndsay. She is hanging out with Jeremy Pivens (I can't believe I know this Secret Squirrel looking m***** f***ers name)
The carpet burns are a turn off though. And the fact that she probably smells like the Fulton Street Fish Market. A bikini wax is probably in order as well. And of course there are the friction burns on her ass...

Never mind.

That is fucking disgusting. If I was a guy, I wouldn't hit that shit with Valderamma's dick, and Piven pushing. What the fuck's up with those spots all over her ass? She needs a clearasil sitz bath.

Eh, she's not looking so hot these days. Still needs a little more fat around the edges.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

She should seriously get this watch to divert attention:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/06/14/chanel-j12-haute-joaillerie-watch/

Also, whats up with the hospital band on her left wrist? Does it provide for head of the line privilages at the methadon clinic?
What a skeev?

@ 10-- she is trying to stuff her huge labia back into her bikini bottom.

Huge labia AND massively elongated clit.

That hospital band is Dolce & Gabbana, Fall/Winter 2006.

Condi Rice wore the same bikini in Rome today.
To the rest of the world - 1t still didn't fly.

I'll buy a vowel 'I'

Wow. Lindsay was totally buggin out that day. I bet Piven hit it.

I'd hit that one, doggy style.

And TCLTC

That is so nawsty... she really is a skank.

No one else is wearing a bathing suit... I think that's her everyday "look at me I'm a regualr and attention ho" clothes.

She couldn't make it to the bathroom? Looks like she's taking a shit in her purse.

PLEASE enough of these very unflattering pics of the "HOHAN".

Everywhere i go on the net today this is all i see - I'M BLINDED! It's all so very wrong, the swimsuit, the freckles, the Hohan, please enough!

Bring on the sexy bitches!

And

BTWUII

PLEASE - ENOUGH OF THE HOHAN. How many more positions can we see this girl in before we are satisfied that yes - she is one ugly bitch!

The swimsuit, the freckles, that face, please i can't bare it any more! Lets ban her from the SF!

Where's the sexy bitches at!?

All those days of lying on the beach and the bitch STILL doesn't have a fucking tan! This broad needs to give it up. I mean I'd fuck her but I'm a pig so I really don't count. If my ecstacy buzz wears off while I'm hitting it from the back and I see those bruises, freckles, acne and pasty skin I just might be inclined to punch her in the back of the head. Nothing like that clinch before you cum.

Well, cunties and fuckies, I am back from my family vacation. I have now decided that in the future, I will A) never go on another holiday again that involves my 7 year old and 5 year old or B) if I absolutely have to go with the family, then I will be drunk and/or high the entire time....

So, Lance is gay, Lindsay has some weird looking sores on her ass, Tori is cut out of the will. Awesome!

Missed you all, and I am back with a cunty vengeance......

Looks like she is getting ready...

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/anal-sex.htm

Hey krisdylee, what up sexy beeyotch.

I saw this email in my company's directory today, and it made me think of you. It was:

cunti@XXXXXX.com

jane, honestly, I fucking love you more than my own kids...

She looks like a 1o year old boy in a bikini. Gross.

Don't knock 10 year old boys in bikinis until you try them. Yummy.

Does that mean I get written into your will? And more importantly, does that mean I get to "suckle on your zzzzipple"?

Yo Jane'

Thanks for the AWESOME slapdown on that pedophile Hannnoush, quite proud my girl!

Krisdylee;

Welcome back to the world of the living....as a single guy, I have to admit most of my vacations involve serious brain damage and blacking out for days on end.

And, more importantly, did the cunt survive, I am worried about her. Sorry for the both of your pain, perhaps ya'll should just hold one another. heheheheheh

Haven't perused the whole fish, off to see whassup!

Oh, real quick

When I bend over, I gotta admit, MY mountain ass looks better, with a HELLUVA lot less sores. Like none. Does she sit on a blender for fun?

You can suckle on my zzzzipple, anytime!

No, wait.

I'm gay.

My bad.

She has the style. She's been to Florida. She needs the job.

'FireCrotch in 08 !!'

How could she do any worse ?

is she pissing outside in the second to last shot?

and Paris could get External Affairs

Your instincts to post these were dead on. Well played.

Miss Lohan certainly seems to have a lot of male friends.

Anytime, Tranny, your blog rocks my panties off.

Maybe she should put the Proactiv on her ass.

god she's so cheesy. I can't stand her, yet I'm obsessed.

oh, by the way, I read her favorite movie is "kitten with a whip". (because Ann-Margaret starred in it, and she's LoIQ's idol) To give some idea of how great the movie is, mystery science theater 3000 featured it on one of their shows. Moron.

I think we finally have an explanation for the "big bag" trend in Hollywood these days: they make handy porta-potties at parties.

Why hasn't anyone commented on the tattoo on her ass?? Does it say something?

Her tattoo says "la bella vita," means "the beautiful life" in Italian. She got it when she was high on crack.

See for yourself...

http://wizbangblog.com/2005/05/27/guess-the-tattoo.php

Scarlet Johanson is nasty and pale and flabby with cellulite.

She look like she would have a loose p-hole, like pornstars back in the VHS days, a big gap when she spreads her legs..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=397755&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5

Lance Bass is gay...he has a boyfriend...

What a fucking disgusting 2 cent whore! Ughhhhhhhh......nasty girl with freckles/bruises/abrasions/herpes with a crack user body. Wow, how did she ever become a celebrity again??!??

And whoever made the Ray Bradbury reference somewhere...the story is "Touched by Fire."

Damn it must this site continually prove that no amount of money will buy class or beauty? Where's the incentive for any of us to get disgustingly rich and successful if all we can expect is a rimey crack?

And damn you, krisdylee, I don't want to hear that holidaying with 5 & 7 year olds is no improvement over holidaying with 1 & 3 yr olds!

Where's my troll?

i heard Paris killed LiLo...or OJ killed Paris...or OJ fucked LiLo....or Paris fucked OJ and LiLo.....fuck it

@28 I don't think this is what Dolce & Gabbana had in mind when they designed this swimsuit.

White trash ahoy!

For every shot where she looks kind of hot, there are two in which she looks disgusting. So sad. I thought she was hot in Mean Girls. And I'm allowed to. The age of consent is 17 in my state.

ewwwwww make it stop--make it all stop and go away!!!!!!!!!

oh for fucks sake nobody needs to see this early in the morning.

ok why is she the only one in a bathing suit? everyone is fully clothed except for her. how obnoxious.

Ah the Superazzi - inching towards the gyno shot.

Will someone hurry up and steal on of this chicks pap smears already so we can end our quest for her snatch?

What the fuck is Roller Girl doing dressed up as Lohan the Coca Whore?

When asked, she will probably attempt to explain that her ensemble is not a bikini, but rather a flirty little skort with a matching tube top.

I still can't understand why she is famous.

72. A Proteon post which doesn't end with 'i'd hit it' (for comedy value) - Hohan has definitely sunk to new depths of Skankdom if only the Superfish thinks she's fuckable.

I love the last picture:

Lindsay: "Now I know I put that 60 oz. bottle of KY in here...."

#39: It's called a "donkey punch". It's a big hit at the PTO meetings.

Thank you Tits_McGhee

The term escaped me at the moment.

In pic #9, is she popping a squat in her bag???

fire crotch, bag lady!

This was posted on a website about Lindsay, LOL!!!!!

A hard-partying starlet has no better friend than a heat wave like the one we've been experiencing in L.A., which provides a handy excuse for an on-set collapse that might otherwise raise suspicions that the swooning performer was brought down by the powdery Colombian monkey on her back.

Just moments before this official report surfaced, our inbox started to fill up with messages from some less charitable types claiming to have sources on the set who are already throwing around nasty phrases like "overdose" and "rushed to the hospital," which sound a lot worse than the leisurely, private car ride and fun Vitamin B-shot described above.

Corey Haim wouldn't fuck that.

LOL @ 23 - Clearisil Sitz Bath! LOL I made the mistake of enlarging that one where she's practically ready to grab the dollar bills with her ass crack, and I think I vomited in my mouth a little. That ass is chock (or should I say cock?) full o' nasty ass (no pun intended) zits! Remind me why Jeremy Piven invited this pig to his birthday party?

A good mother would have taught her that a lady always bends from the knees.

A good mother would have taught her that a lady always bends from the knees

A good mother would have taught her that a lady always bends from the knees

A good mother would have taught her that a lady always bends from the knees.

we have learned about this bore the following
1). has a bikini fetish or belongs to the bikini of the month club
2). she has a thin body no hips, very boyish...AND men are turned on by her?
3). paris hilton is actually capable of hacking, a real accomplishment for a socialass...oops sorry
4). bad hair = lindsay or if you look back at the other pics before today, in pne of the pics she believes she looks hot...

Man, that has to be the flattest ass ever. How does the bottom piece stay in place, is it due to her crabs grabing on to it or is there some sticky residue left there that helps?

You fuckers in SoCal have no fucking idea what a heatwave is. Come live in Florida during the summer. You'll think its a heatwave when in fact its normal weather.

I think Lindsay is cool.
She's a talented actress, much to the dismay of her hateful, spiteful, jealous trout, Paris Hilton.

I'm sorry, yes the pictures are not that flattering, but bending over with my asse in the mirror, I realised mine isn't either.

Lindsay has talent and Paris and Brandon are soooooooo pathetically jealous its stupid.

Paris Hilton needs to get a life.

Lindsay? She's doing just fine and her movie track record speaks for itself.

Also, at least she didn't try to bombard Hollywood with a friggin' Hilton spoon in her mouth. Lindsay worked, and worked darn hard.

So, give the girl credit, and get over her fanny and other body parts, you jealous bunch of negative slobs.

#91: Funny how you defend Lindsay Lohan, even though she wouldn't give you a second glance or let alone a pity fuck. I'm sure if people were bad mouthing you, she would come right up to you, wipe off your scraped knee and say to society, "Hey, duds is a cool guy, give him a break!"

Um, I do believe a trip back to reality is in order.

This is the Superficial, brotha. So step up your A-game and quit half assing it on the threads! Be superficial and negative, you know you want to.

If you want some close up pictures of my arse, all you have to do is ask nicely.

i love her so much

but she has like a zit on her butt

20. Posted by lisad71 on July 26, 2006 08:21 PM

I was a lesbian until I looked at these pics. Now I just want the high hard one from any guy. I'll go see if my 102 year old neighbor is home.

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LOL LOL LOL -- I used to be a normal, sane person before I saw these pics. Now I'm a serial killer and I've found my first victim. If she doesn't off herself through all the coke, whoring around (STDs, etc.), boozing it up, I'd be more than happy to do it for her. I am really, really starting to hate this bitch. I mean, it's becoming a Paris Hilton-level hate.

oh great. I can't wait to see a movie featuring coked up Lindsay Lohan. It will be so shitty, it might actually be funny. But more likely just pathetic. I really don't understand what they pay her for.

she looks like a cavewoman, wtf does anyone see in her?

LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK!!!!!!!!!!! ANY guy who thinks she is hot is smoking somthing that is DEFINATLEY NOT tobacco!!! Also what ass?? Oh never mind I see it.It's all covered in sores and rashes EWWWWW.I guess I'm not the only one who thinks it looks like that thing you call a girl is taking a crap in that bag. I wonder if she really is hmmmm........

LOL @ 91. sucking up to her ugly ass on thesuperficial.com isn't going to get you noticed by her unless you have a pound of crack sprinkled over a gigantic cock with vodka cum. her track record is shitty, the ONLY two good movies she's ever made were the parent trap (when she was like ELEVEN) and mean girls. HERBIE and JUST MY LUCK didn't even make enough to support her crack habit. hence, her fucking 4 different guys in hopes that they'll share their drugs with her.

second, i don't think a couple of better-looking, more successful billionares are jealous of her ugly ass either.

omg, who bends over like that!? not that im complaining or anything :)

Oh dear lord...when is that Blame it On Rio remake going to happen....please, pretty please...

Thats fab and thats what perty girls do.

Thats fab and thats what party girls do.