She's disgusting.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

one word ..... FUCKING NASTY

EEEEW! flesh colored bikini.

Ick. But uh, isn't this old news? I'm sure I saw these pics days ago.

oh my god she so fucked him.

fucking ew. go take a shower and get yourself to a detox center.

*sshhHHuUuddDDeR*
Full-body freckles...

Wasn't this posted yesterday? I swear it was right on top of the David Arquette post last night...am I going crazy?

anyways, she looks hot in the candids and nasty as hell in the pics where she's posing.

She is disgusting. And Piven looks like he wants nothing to do with her. I have to say, though, the worst one is the last pic in the top row. She has got one nasty body!

she's definitely never tired of being the most ridiculous person in the world.

So I guess her twat was the pinata at this birthday party?

For someone spending the entire summer in a bikini she is pasty-

I guess cracked addicted hos don't tan well.

#8 - someone did put this link in one of their posts (I think in the David Arquette story), so you aren't going crazy :)

As for candids vs. posing, I think Lindsay is usually mugging for the camera -- with tragic results.

...bad costumes, bad makeup, bad hair and Jeremy Piven...These photos were clearly taken on a porno set.

I hope she stopped posing long enough to wish Jeremy a happy birthday. Oh, wait...that was after she took the bikini off.

The thirteen and under crowd have been dogging her here: http://www.betterthanyou.org for two days!!

A bathing suit is the perfect outfit for any occasion -- especially if your hair, skin, and outfit are almost all the same color.

Under the Influence - of what I can't tell you but she ain't looking that pretty. Hell can't she see a good dermatologist to rid herself of those freggles??

She has clusters of freckles that appear as bruises, like galaxies of nasty. She looks like a truck stop whore and I can smell her from the pics - Zimas and straight ass.

What is this site's obsession with Lindsay Lohan? Enough already!

Now you know the house this party was in still smells of her crotch rot.

(In the photo with the white tank top, is that her bikini coming out the side or a huge bandaid from where her boob popped a little?)

I wouldn't fuck that with jrzmommy's dick.

Gutter is a tool.

H8rs. I think she's absolutely fabulous. Look how fantastically slutorific she looks in that first picture! Totally hot for someone so very unsober.

It looks to me like she got to the party, saw that she was the only female there, and realized that she was the hired stripper for the evening.

Ostracize #16

i', just glad she doesn't look *so much* like an 80 year old woman anymore.

do you wanna know whats funny? i would've been number one, but my internet is so slow that by the time the page loaded i was number 25. sad.

nobody else in any of the other pictures is wearing a bathing suit. Not even close. She looks like someone's skanky little sister playing dress up in her big sister's clothes.

why does she dress herself so terrible!!? Isn't she supposed to have more money than all of us together? Can't she hire someone to help her? I wish my mother slap her and kill her self esteeme as she does with mine!
(I least I don't wear clothes like those)

She is so hot. You other posters are either women or homosexual (or both).

Is that a rug burn on her back in photo #2?
Or a dried jizz stain?

That last picture looks like it belongs on Myspace.

Why is it that she's the only one in a swimsuit? Maybe she was hired to be the "entertainment" for the birthday boy.

is it me or does Mr. Jeremy Piven look disgusted that she's so close to him?

and why is she wearing bikinis when it looks like evryone else is wearing actual clothes?

can she look more like a greasy pig who hasn't showered in a week due to the huge crack binge? god...I can smell her from here.

She was just blown on coke. She thought she had been there for hours. Until everyone was like, "Dude, you're wearing your third outfit but you only got here, like, 20 minutes ago." Then she smoked a cigarette, threw up her lunch in the corner where she was being photographed and asked for her "party favors". Everyone knows it's not a party without party favors. That's what I used to call Butter, but now I'm a street chick.
P.S. The first part is a true story.

Hug it out, bitch.

Nice nappy hair, BTW. And lay off of the skin colored bikinis, Red.

The third pic over, the first with Piven. You know in the back of his head he's thinking, "I'm going to need a penicillin shot after this." mixed in with a little of the Ralph Wiggum "Eeeeeeeh."

Q: Why didn't anyone eat cake at this particular Birthday Party?

A: Lindsay Lohan jumped out of it......

Just when I thought she couldn't be more of an attention whore...

http://glossedover.com

she has no excuse for allowing her extensions to look so ratty......

Wow! This chick thinks she's WAAAAAAY cuter than she really is. Can somebody please punch her face out for me, I'd do it myself, but I really don't want to have to touch her if I can help it.

She looks like the soggy underbelly of a dead fish. Besides being disgustingly pale she is not toned at all. Filth rat.

Obviously Jerry Piven did not want to "hug it out bitch" with this bitch. Thank GOD he has taste.

What's that white goo dribbling from the corner of her mouth in -03.jpg? Urchk.

If you say you could hit her, I suggest you better kill yourself because if you don't I will, and if I don't do it, then aids will.

@46
Aw, that's the call of my favorite bird.

what's wrong with looking like america's biggest hwore?

@48
Looks like LL's favorite "bird" is a jizzstick. That skank looks like she could gobble a flying load from a jizzstick much the same way a trout downs a mayfly.

In pix 8 and 10, she actually doesn't look too awful, apart from her melanomalicious skin.

In pix 12 and 13, JP's expression looks like his nymphomaniacal Downs-syndrome first cousin is humping his leg. Disgusted, slightly attracted, with a smattering of "oh, that's just cousin Lindsay!" bemusement.

30 says: She is so hot. You other posters are either women or homosexual (or both).

So that means lesbians would hate her cuz if you were a woman AND a homosexual, that's what you would be. A lesbian with good taste.

Courtney is right, Lindzer is a slutarama wonder.
And some think Piven is disgusted with her.
No he's disgusted with himself cuz if he had another couple of 8 balls, Lindz would have done every guy there.

She is so ready to go. Love you Lindz, you fucking tramp.

Is it just me, or does she look like she charges about a buck fifty?

What the hell is she wearing? It looks more like something from the marked down underwear rack at Walmart than a bikini. She is so filthy looking I can only imagine how bad she smells. Something like a cross between ass and plaque covered teeth.

Ahahaha. I like how her bellybutton is all white and the rest of her is gross fake tanned.

And in breaking news, it's reported that not long after this party, she was rushed from her movie set to an area hospital suffering from "dehydration."

Um, yeah . . .

You know that feeling you get when someone is acting so ridiculously stupid you feel sorry for them?! She has just made a complete fool of herself in every photo I've seen lately. And her "sexy-messy" hair, is coming across as "flat-greasy".

Can anyone tell me what the jail-house tat on the lower right side of her back, just above the bikini line says??? I looks like some sort of script, a name or?... I need this info, it is vital to my survival... no really does anyone know???...

EEEWWW!!! Crack ho alert. This is what "in heat" does to some people. And what's up with Jeremy Piven's hat? Who does this guy think he is, Secret Squirrel? You do not wear that hat to be cool. You certainly don't wear that hat for pictures. OOH look at me, I'm a non-conformist. F***ing sword swallowing ass monkey.

And that's all I have to say about that.

i feel dirty looking at these pictures. its like some low grade teenage porn basement photoshoot. dont cry baby, i'm gonna make you a star!

Is it just me, or have waists gone the way of the banana clip? I mean, I'm in good shape and I have this weird indentation in the middle of myself with curvy hip things and then real breasts on top. Why do all these girls look like boys? It's not just because they're skinny -- I'm skinny and have a waist and hips. Did something happen in the 80s to produce mutant girlwomen? Yuk.

The ONLY reason for Piven to invite her is that he didn't feel like jacking off that night and was too cheap to hire a hooker.

Why is this ginger a sex symbol? This look like shots of the ugly kid from the orignal Bad News Bears in a bikini. Yuggh.

The bikini isn't flesh toned..it was probably white until her fake tanner and whore residue discolored it.

I wish she would hurry up and just O.D. already so i can laugh at her E true hollywood story then forget she ever existed...

#59. It says, "This end up".

Nice weave Lindsey, what's it made of?
Your mom's chest hair!

Additionally...if I had a dick I would hit her with it ten more times than it took to actually kill her, just so I could disgrace her corpse. God she's awkward

Hey, at least she actually wore clothes.

#40, another riddle might go like this:

Q: Why didn't anyone eat cake at this particular Birthday Party?

A: Because they were too busy eating Lindsay's cooter cake.

omg, so awful. so trashy. revolting. I wouldn't wipe my ass with that bikini. why would you pick a nude bikini when your own skin is so pasty, pale and blegh. she looks like a dirty, skanky hippie. lindsey: "free love!"

and btw, why the fuck is her naval sooo high up on her stomach?! its disturbing. if my stomach looked like that, I would never wear a bikini.

tell me, why does she get to be rich and famous. oh I forgot, her sensational acting skills. The Parent Trap and Herbie: Fully Loaded were such great contributions to cinema. she is really gross, not to mention irresponsible and immature, a terrible role model for young girls. I really feel bad for her little sister. I guess that's what happens when you're raised up as white trash by an over-aged rockette whore.

sorry... bad day

Meh... so she's orange and all of that but if I looked nice in a bikini, i'd walk around in one too

WTF is wrong with her? Isn't she supposed to be a huge star or something? Damn, have some dignity for the love of cheese. I know she's in her early twenties (?), sowing wild oats and all that, but she does look like the entertainment for the party, rather than a guest. Piven does look a little like "Ooh, better not touch, or the bouncer will kick my ass outta here."

RE her, Paris and Britney, I think we need to bring back the concept of charm school, or finishing school or whatever. Some place that teaches young ladies to act like decent folk, and not dirty, dirty whores (at least in public).

Funny, for a party that required 3 bikinis, I sure don't see a pool anywhere...

73
i love cheese. i'm quite fond of those little individually wrapped "american" cheese slices. gouda is good. ooh, fondue is the absolute best!!

aw, yes. the love of cheese.

after all, it is a cottage industry.
(i am so fucking sorry. i can't help myself. that was really cheezy)
damn.

Changing into 3 outfits at one party smells suspicously like Attention Whore to me.

And how is being one huge freckle sexy?

That pic of her in the room is fantastic. Anyone who thinks that body is gross is a window licker. Just throwing this out there, but I think she enjoys getting DP from random black guys. Reminds me of a younger, sluttier Julianne Moore from Boogie Nights. I think she just whispered for Jeremy Piven to come inside her. Piven looks like he can actually fell the VD being transferred to his genitals as the picture is being taken.

By the way, the big shades complete the Julianne Moore look. I think Lohan would be perfect in a Boogie Nights prequel. Who wouldn't pay to see her in that outfit simulating oral sex while on roller skates?

You know what, I am 46 and single & I would'nt have sex with her, no friggin way.

You know what, I am 46 and single & I would'nt have sex with her, no friggin way.

#80 And that is why you shall remain the 46-Year-Old Virgin.

Do we really want to see a ' crack whore ' looking girl with disgusting taste in clothing?

I wish it were illegal to take photos of her ( for the sake of our eyes! )

I swear-- it looks like God had a sense of humor in positioning her belly button!

Apart from the fact that she's introduced as "Lindsy Lohan, Plague Bearer" at parties...
Anyway, I've little doubt that everyone here, male, female, gay, or straight'd hit that given the chance, protection present or otherwise.

That said, bringing multiple outfits to someone elses party is a little much.

While this is the best she's looked in a while, she's still a walking cumshot. And pic #3 was obviously taken after she ingested the Piven load... I mean, who wants to kiss a skank that just swallowed your babies?

um ok you guys cannot honestly believe that lindsay looks BAD in these photos. ok so she looks pale but you should actually be proud that she doesn't have a spray-on tan making her look orange. and i guess the color of the bikinis could be more flattering but whatever it really doesn't look that bad. to all the girls criticizing her - i'm sure she looks way better than any of you would in that outfit. and to all the 46 year old guys here saying they wouldnt have sex with her - i'm pretty sure you would never have to worry about turning her down because i don't think she would ever give you a second look. honestly, if i were her, i would care more about impressing jeremy piven than any of you here... and he looks pretty happy so i think it's working.

i just can't believe she's getting so much shit for wearing bikinis at a beach party.

amanda820, are you kidding me? With her mega Electra complex, she only wants to fuck 46-year-olds. She's always chasing older men with this desperate attitude.

And that is probably the ugliest bikini I've ever seen. Flesh-toned stuff is only sexy if you wear clothes over it, and flash a look every now and then.

#40 i think you'll find many people had cake
#68 i think almost everyone had cake

i thought we weren't talking 'bout cake
in case the feds found out what it was...

ps...that's hot :)

Lindsay Lohan half-naked with a bunch of douchebags. It's so common you may has well change the URL to http://www.lindsaylohanhalfnakedwithabunchofdouchebags.com

#89
hi, herbie.

am wondering if you are thinking that, perhaps, lilo is meganharris' BUTTER connection??

cake, butter? this could go really deep.

i'm probably way off. but i find you too fascinating to ignore.
plus, i aways had a thing for frogs,

nighty-nite herbie! you're hot

oh, and i almost forgot:

lol, bitches! :) :)

(did i do that right?)
lol!!!!

I'm sorry, but I would hit that like a brand new Pinata. Nobody pulls off the trailer-trash look like my LL.

I know... her bellybutton is so gross. It's so fucking high!

I think I'd look cuter in that bathing suit. It really should be worn with a tan. She should try running a brush through that messy hair, that might help the outfits out a little bit. But wearing a wife beater with your big ass titty hanging out the side... did you get dressed in the fucking dark or something? fuckin gearhead

her little model expressions look so dumb. her face looks so stupid. she's like "duh..."

#91 no you didn't get it quite right...

it's a mixture of love, derision and laughter

lol bitches :))

ttfn