July 26, 2006

Lance Bass is gay

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Lance Bass has finally admitted what everybody already knew and come out and said he's gay.

"I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything. I didn’t know: Could that be the end of ’N Sync? So I had that weight on me of like, ‘Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it's bad.' So I just never did."

If this whole time has been Lance Bass acting like he wasn't gay I can't even imagine what a gay Lance Bass will be like. He'll make Carson from Queer Eye look like the straightest guy in the world. Like he goes hunting bear with his bare hands or something.


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Comments

I have never been less shocked in my entire life.

You'd think that a gay boy in the band would be a good thing. I mean, doesn't that open up a whole new audience? Poor stupid Lance.

Wow, who would have thought that a member of a boy band was gay...

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

"...I knew that I ...had four other guys' careers in my hand"
Careers? Is that what we're calling their weiners?

now to be known as the backdoor-backstreet boy!

I thought ’N Sync WAS a gay band...like the village people....???

Wasn't this buttboy trying to get to space by strapping himself to a russian rocket?
It all makes sense now.

who needs a backstreet when you can go in the back door? Mwahahahahaha!

Any man who enjoys singing and dancing with other men should generally be considered gay. What else would you call it? Fun with other men? That's pretty fucking gay. Even his name screems gay...lance? Please - why is this even news? Is he promoting a book or something? This is like Clay Aiken saying he's gay...

#4....BAHAHAHAHAA!
yep...I think that about sums up my feelings on Lancey Fancey Bass.

'Lance Bass' was one of my favorite episodes of American Sportman.
I hope this won't effect his career....oh...nevermind.

I knew that I wath in thith popular band and I had four other guyth careerth in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I wath gay), it would overpower everything. I didn’t know: Could that be the end of ’N Thync? Tho I had that weight on me of like, ‘Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it'th bad.' Tho I juth never did."
Any guy that uses the phrase, "Like, Wow" IS A FUCKING HOMO! This whole goddammed story is redundant--we already knew he took it up the ass!

Maybe now the others will follow. I still maintain that no one could be as gay as the Backstreet Boys...or Ricky Martin. It's a scientific fact.

I think we know now why he wanted to get on a rocket.

Clay Aiken is gay?

In other breaking news....Mike Tyson is big and black and Jenna Jameson likes to have sex.

No shit. In other news, the French are pussies, Barbra Streisand has a huge nose, and Kevin Federline is white trash. This ranks right up there with George Michael coming out, as though anyone was shocked by that admission. If it wasn't the frosted hair or the fey way he acts, his appearance on the Kathy Griffin show where he was the only straight guy surrounded by a cabal of queers was an outing by proximity. I hear he has the uberqueer Reichen from the Great Race plumbing the depths of his ass.

George Michael is gay?

I HATE homosexuals.

Good for him for coming out and being strong. If only Tom Cruise and all the other turd burglars in Hollywood would just admit they like testicles more than tits instead of PRETENDING they are studly men. I think the world would be a better place and more accepting of homosexuals.

well....I've always thought real men don't sing. Singing is gay. Wearing tight pants is gay too.

That's suprising.
I always thought it was Chris.
So now the world waits for Clay and Howie D. to come out.

Eh, who cares if he's a gay homosexual or not. They were popular and those little gals that loved N'SYNC would have loved him even more.

I wish Lance the best of luck and joy. Keep doing your thing dude.

I didn't post that in 18. We have a troll being an imposter. And besides I don't hate homosexuals. It's okay if you're homosexual, just don't be a fag. Big difference.

*trolling for fags*

Lance Bass likes some hairy ass.

Well, I have to say "It's about time!!"

So Lance Bass is a fanny bandit. What was the news story about?

Whats next: janes eyre has a big nose that can smell touble.

sometimes its sweet being blissfully ignorant of pop culture- I had no idea who this guy is, nor that he might be gay, and n0w it turns out he is, and whoopie. I missed the whole thing and I couldn't be happier.

In other news: I'm an annoying piece of shit.

:( Now whose image will I masturbate to??

Surprise, surprise. And a few pitiful girls still longing for the days of NSYNC are left heartbroken.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

"they call me 'young sir lance' a lot
i like to sing and dance a lot
and smoke the fleshy pole
but i would not be offended
if by you i got rear-ended
so please SYNC it 'N my hole..."

for video of the choreography to the above song, please visit YOUTUBEsteak.COM

29 We finally agree on something.

I thought that this boy band broke up years ago. What took him so long? The "acting career"?

Lance Bass is gay? Noooooo!!! Now I AM going to kill myself.

I also read that he is in a stable relationship with a reality television star...hmmmmm.

GET KY!

Aint nothing but a heartbreak!

GET KY!

Aint nothing but a mistake!

Woah! I'm shocked! So what did he do when the groupies came backstage knocking? Go in the bathroom & cry?

Goofiest-looking boy-band member EVER, gay or not.

Looks into crystal ball, to one week from today:

8/2/06

NEW YORK -- Lance Bass, formerly of 'N Sync fame, who publicly announced his homosexuality last week, is starting a new band, to be called OutSync. Plans for the new boy band are still in the works, but Bass said it will be "fabulous. We're in talks right now with John Travolta, and we're hoping Tom Cruise will agree to occasional appearances as well. He'll be traveling with the band now and then--ahem--but we're hoping we can get him to come on stage sometimes, too."

Lance's boyfriend will be working on designing costumes for the group, with help from Beyonce Knowles' mom.

Wasn't this some big hoodoo a while back...who's the gay Backstreet Boy?

Don't wanna be a fool for you, I'm a faggot and want a boy or two
You may hate me but it aint no lie baby Bye Bye Bye
Don't really wanna make it tough.
I just wanna tell you that I like it in the butt.
Might sound crazy but it aint no lie baby Bye Bye Bye
My other band members are all faggots too.
Except for the one that looks like a Jew
I love Seacrest and it ain't no lie baby Bye Bye Bye
Even Tom Cruise has sucked a cock or two.
I can't wait for him to swallow my goo
I'm finally out the closet and it ain't no lie baby Bye Bye Bye.....................

Justin Igger, I have no idea what your problem is, I don't think I've ever even posted to you. So why are you following me around just looking for an opportunity to make childish insults? Oh, let me guess, your "friend" that invited you on here was lamebananas, and we all know how obsessed it is with me. And by "friend" I mean another player in your multiple personality disorder. Fuck off, you unoriginal pathetic piece of ass scrapings.

Good for him. I was never a fan, but I think this is admirable. Yeah, we all knew deep down, but if he had admitted it during the height of 'Nsyn it would have cost them fans, sad as that may be.

http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/

This has been all over the internet for months, so Lancey may have been threatened that if he didn't "out" himself and get paid for the article, then PerezHilton would.
Here are photos of Lance before and after facial plastic surgery a few years ago: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004474.html http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004506.html

#21 - Your last sentence should be recomposed to read as follows: Keep doing your dude's thing.

*pulls out Diana Ross's scratchy vinal album to "I'm Coming Out......song begins to play...but gets stuck at 'I'Mmmmmmmmmmm COMING!!!" several times.


Homos are great...**generally they dress well....have a great eye for decor....but it's a shame to let all that man-ness on another man....bring him over...i'll straighten him all out....oh yea....

**Except for the most important "Colbert Threat Down".....BEARS!!!!.....omg they be scary

41 BRAVO!

LBLTC

The whole "space rocket" obsession almost makes sense now!

@42 One day they will find out your the Chuppacabra and when they do and they kill you i hope they keep your nose on display cuz people will want to see it, maybe. Now stop killing my cattle or i'll tell.

I have no idea how long ago this photo was taken, but it screams 'Gay!'.

http://antinsync.freeservers.com/rally.jpg

Stallion, baby, please tell me you didn't know that the song you re-wrote was an N*Thync song by yourself? Tell me you asked like a 19 year old summer intern in your office if they knew any songs by N*Thync. Tell me you had to ask someone.....please....

"People" is always good with obvious news. Next week, it'll be "Sam Jackson is doing 'Snakes on a Plane' and HE'S BLACK!".

The week after that will be "Brad And Angelina are DATING and she may have HAD A BABY!".

Wow, hard-hitting journalism...My favorite!

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

I hope he and Timberlake made out. At least once. They'd be so pretty together.

@52 I googled nsync lyrics and changed the words, give me a fucking break, my name says Italian Stallion not Tom Cruise...................

@50 LoL at Chuppacabra................

55--PHEW!

@55 *loving you*, my wonderful throroughbred.

Some people just don't "get it"...

O My Gahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! im am sooooo shocked almost as shocked as when I found out Michael Jackson had a nose job.....

Lance Bass= no need to come out of the closet it was see thru the whole time

O My Gahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! im am sooooo shocked almost as shocked as when I found out Michael Jackson had a nose job.....

Lance Bass= no need to come out of the closet it was see thru the whole time

isn't gay the new straight?

@ 59-- which nose job?

uh huh

One down, four to go!!

I always thought N'Sync was a gay band. Now I know it is a REALLY gay band.

and anyone wondering why he kept it a secret for so long? who wants to deal with assholes like all of you all day long?

ps #11 i forgot that all gay people lisp. thanks for reminding me!!!

You're welcome, K-Thee. And, I think Lanth would LOVE to deal with assholes all day.

@65 to bad your name doesn't have a f in the middle cuz i love me some KFC.

@55 somehow it sounds awful that "Stallion" googled Lance Bass..!?

68--careful--you might get accused of not getting "it."

Didnt Lance Bass date Paris Hilton a while back?

Next story: The sky is blue.

Come on, Superfish. Tell us something we DIDN'T already know.

@66 - JRZ
Good one!!

NSYNC hasn't been together for a few years now, what was he waiting on? What, was he writing his "coming out" speech or something???

I had a feeling he might have been gay when he wanted to hop on that space shuttle a few years ago. Can you imagine him in all of his glorified gayness out in space? If he would have went on that trip, I'm sure he would have been singing "Afternoon Delight" all the way to the friggin' moon.

"Sky rockets in flight..."

Funny thing is, he was the worst dancer out of all of them.

44.He kinda looked better before the plastic surgery

What!? Someone in NSYNC is gay? I never saw that one coming. It just goes to show, ya never can tell. No gay bands for me. Good thing I still got the Back Street Boys. Oh, and did ya hear Queen released a new best hits album? Can't wait to grab a copy. Yup, nothing but wholesome heterosexual music for me.

OMG!!!111 shocker of the century!!111ONE ONE!11

a) This is the most anti-climactic announcement I've heard all year.

b) Good for him.

as long as he doesn't host any more tv shows, or star in any movies, I'm fine with whatever he wants to do...

i used to like his hair.

i just thank god my daughter outgrew the boy band shit.
those were tough years.

we bought her tix for a concert and made my mother take her.

he he

HA HA, that's what grandmas are for, bunny!

I pretty much assume that roughly half of the entertainment biz is gay at any given moment. So this wasn't exactly the scoop of the century. An ex-boy band member saying "I'm not gay and here's video of me banging an entire college sorority" would be news, but this, not so much. I guess the next logical step is a "reality" show where we see him trying to find love, or a reasonable facsimile of it. I won't be watching it, but you go on with your bad self, Lance...

Why is this news?! And HOW does it get a cover?! It would have been more surprising if he had said he wasn't gay, like Oprah.

Gee where were the clues that Lance B-ASS, who wants to be an ASS-tronaut, was gay? Thanks People magazine!

I am disturbed and disgusted by all of the intolerance shown by both the regular posters, and the trolls.

This must have been a very stressful time for Lance Bass, and I admire him for the courage to live on his terms. Can you even imagine what it must be like to perform for millions of screaming fans and "lie" to them every day by denying who you really are? How many of you could live that life?

So, the next time you ridicule a man for being honest about his sexual orientation, try to imagine what he is going through and show a little compassion.

Remember, there is nothing wrong with being gay. It's part of who you are, not a choice, and I for one love a nice thick piece of manaconda in my rectum. Call me Lance.

Wow I can't think of a single N'Sync song. Nope not a single one. So my life can't be nearly as pathetic as some. Anyway metal still rules. (Throwin my finger in the air like I just don't care)

I knew he dated Paris Hilton!!
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/lance%20bass%20hearts%20paris%20hilton
I wonder how that relationship went.
...Ewe. Thats nasty to think about!

@ 21 !! Howie D is not gay! He is not gay! He is not gay! I am going to repeat this until I believe it because I have a massive crush on him. Don't ask, I can't explain it. But then...Lance was my favorite of N Sync.... Oh my - am I genetically inclined to be a gay-guy-girl???

NOT SURPRISING...Still waiting on Jordan Knight of New Kids on the Block "Closet Confession", seems like there is always one of those in the group...

Jordan Knight? No, I think he is hetero. I have good gaydar and I don't get that vibe. I don't think any of the NKOTB boys prefer men do thye? My gaydar goes crazy when I see Howie D though. Looks like he is probably the token gay member of that boy band.

Next you'll be telling me that Ryan Reyolds isn't using Alanis for a beard.

http://obviousday.ytmnd.com/

really?

88. Yeah. Dating Paris is what turned him gay. He enjoyed partying with her, drinking cocktails and shopping for clothes. but when it came to them having sex he took one look at that crabby diseased pussy and was turned off women for life! bless him. This is a warning to all those who might wanna date the Parisite.

Of course Howie D. is gay! It's all become so clear to me. Whenever a member of a boyband is NOT overtly showing off his heterosexuality by dating pop princesses or having groupie orgies, but rather remains quiet about his personal life, alarm bells should start ringing in your head. This thing with Lance is like a deja vu of all the other boybands out there (remember Boyzone and Westlife? No? I try not to either). Howie: come out come out wherever you are!

By the way what's the big deal anyhow? Wasn't homosexuality supposed to be accepted by now?

So this sausage smuggler is a rump ranger on the ol' hershey highway? An ass pirate on the open cheeks? Big fat hairy deal. I think the more interesting note is that you NEVER hear N'stink songs on the radio, because they have no staying power and their original fan base, now in their early 20's, regrets their album and concert ticket purchases. Now we know the secret to JT's mesmerizing falsetto... Lance was squeezing his balls.

#12

he's not a Backstreet Boy, he was in Nsync. The Backstreet Boys have the alcoholic.

#96, I think it's a big deal because he was such a heart throb for the ladies.

Heck, he was the one I wanted to marry when I was 14 years old.

The REAL story here should be about how Lance Bass totally fucked up his face with plastic surgery. Go back and find a picture when he was with NSYNC. He looks constantly surprised now.

@88: You know that relationship involved a Strap-On. And a bucket of KY.

@88: You know that relationship involved a strap-on. And a bucket of KY.

This is about as shocking as Linsey Lohan and/or Paris Hilton being involved in a 10 way gang bang that leaves someone dead.

I'm sorry, but it must have been terribly hard for him to live a secluded lifestyle and deal with all those girls going crazy over him when he didn't give a damn. If I were a fan of N SYNC I'd sue the shit out of him for fraud and misrepresentation, 'cause putting all sympathies aside, that's what Lance did...... defrauded millions and he will pay the price for that......

Shame really, he should have come clean from the start!

104, you crack me up. not.
i happen to be in possesion of a daughter who LOVED nsync. i can't tell one boy band from another ( altho cartman singing "finger bang" is a shining moment), but i remember all the little girls loved EITHER n-sync OR backstreet boys. 98 degrees i think was too old for DD. seems to me in high school we were that way about led zepplin vs., uh, vs
oh, fuck, does anybody remember that?

the point i think i was trying to make was that lancey-nancy-boy was a bit old to be doing anything but singing
with little girls. now, big BOYS are another story.

happy ending, tho...DD got so mad when nsync broke up,
she tore up her posters and tossed her cds. hooray!
now, does anybody have any idea what the strange japanese crap (not anime) is that she's listening to now? (flog me hopeless, that sentence sucked!)?

abortion should be legal until the fetus reaches 16 years of age. : )

(fuck, that was tacky, even for me!!!)
praise the lord and pass the tequila.
amen.

wow, what a freakin' shock!

I wonder what the other Nsync-ers have to say about this...

I wonder what the other Nsync-ers had to say about this...

what?!?! there is NO WAI lance bass is gay!

I read the article at imdb.com and I am a little confused. Are they inadvertedly outing the spikey-blue haired member since they say that hearing nothing about Lance's love life was the clue that he could be gay, or are they just like the rest of us and forgot he even existed?

of course lance bass is gay, and so is bloody justin timberlake and the others!!!!

they were havin crazy wild group sex all this time and we never knew!! wot's next ppl?? WOT'S NEXT§§§§

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