Awww, an apology...let's all forgive him for cheating on a supermodel.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

I don't think you should ever have to apologize for sleeping with an eighteen year old...

Seventeen; yeah, you should probably apologize.

If this was a one time thing maybe....but half the cast of "The Mickey Mouse Club" is coming foreward saying this guy made Salamie Deliveries to Fish Cave. Sorry guy, just give it up, admit that your wife doesn't turn you on anymore and move on. I'm sure Christie already has.

I blame the testosterone. It's always the testosterone.

So...he cheated on her because he's spent his life proving to her he loves her?

And P.S., I always thought she had a bit of a Joker smile.

Arrgh! That stupid 19 year-old pisses me the fuck off! She makes woman-kind look bad.
"Oh, well, I was young and impressionable."
"Oh, well, our relationship was consensual."
"Oh, well, what he did could be construed as sexual harrassment."
Bottom line, she knew the guy was married. She and her fuckin' mom didn't seem to have any problem with Cook when he was throwing cash and cars at Bee-yotch (or whatever her name is).
Don't come back and throw that sexual harrassment card and twist everything. You are a young little whore who thought you could get what you wanted and you didn't. So now everyone is getting what they deserve - except Brinkely.
Don't pull that "I'm dost a poor widdle girl who lost her way" bullshit.

Banging a teenager for a year doesn't qualify as an aberration. Every guys wetdream, maybe, but not an aberration. And what's with the proving his love for a lifetime? Guy is like 45. If he was a horse, I could buy the lifetime. No bitch is worth that kind of work - not even me. OK, I am, but not that craked old hag.

... For a lifetime I've tried to prove how much I love her."

WHOSE lifetime? He hasn't even known CB for HALF as long as his paramour has been on this Earth.

I'm so glad I don't have a p*nis. They just get men into so much freaking trouble.

#6 - Jesus! Ok, nevermind - I sound like a scorned housewife. In actuality, I want to be the 19 year-old. The naughty one. Any Peter Cooks out there?

"You're okay, but you're not as hot as my wife Christie Brinkley. You know, the former SUPER model. Take off your clothes and I'll evaluate. Hmmm. Maybe. I'll have to take a further look..."

@9 I am right here with my manaconda. Can you handle 9.5 inches in every hole, in different positions all nite?

John Elway's an idiot, I didn't even think he was a good quarterback and now he's basically a child molester. Shame on you Elway, shame on you............

18 & over

An abberration. What, he'd bump up against her in the office and it would just slip into her by mistake? Sexual harrassment, my ass. He could have her arrested for prostitution, more likely. Payment for services rendered.

They named their daughter Sailor. Now that's abuse.

That dude looks like Scott Peterson, has a mistress like Scott Peterson, and lies to his wife like Scott Peterson.

All I'm saying is that he's probably going to kill her and dump her in the lake. That's all.

The rest of the story has a quote from his lawyer as saying, "He hopes there's no divorce. IF she wants one, and he certainly hopes this doesn't happen, but IF -- it will not be nasty," Sheresky said, according to the Post. "She can have whatever she wants."
If I were the husband, I'd smack the fuck out of that lawyer. She can have anything she wants? Are you fucking crazy? Are you FUCKING Christie, literally? Anything she wants? What kind of fucking lawyer says the other side can have whatever they want in a settlement?
Christie Brinkley may be a former super model, but you know what, she's as trailer park/ghetto as they come. Three kids, three different fathers.

i see nothing wrong with this - everytime i tell my mom i love her i sleep with a high school girl to prove it...

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

And drive off in a white Bronco.

#11 - Yes. But my only question is - that's all you've got?!

OK, if we assume that Brinkley lost all that pussy elasticity by associating with Chuck Norris, does it make it legit for John Elway to look for a tighter pussy?

I'll do both Brinkley and the 19 year old simultaneously. They are both good for lots of man goo and moans....

That's not JOhn Elway--his name is Peter Cook. John Elway has MUCH more enormous horse teeth than this guy, too.

Cut him some slack! If you all were 40 or so and some 18 or 19 year old hottie comes on to you, you're gonna do the same thing! It'll go like this:

"Hey, you're hot for an old guy. Wanna make out?"
"You legal?"
"Yeah."
"My wife at home?"
"No."
"Cool! Let's get it ON!"

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

Funny how he feels contrite and all that good shit now that he got CAUGHT. That's the only time I ever regret anything. Then it's all "hindsight is 20/20".

#19 don't be greedy.....:)

Christie Brinkley is a wallet sniffer, plain & simple. She wouldn't fuck back if she was on a boomerang.

The guy cheated on Christie Brinkley. Granted, she's not the same Christie Brinkley I had on my wall in high school. And he did get sloppy thirds after she was with Billy Joel, of all fugly people. But, still, she is a former supermodel and that demands some kind of respect. Right? Wrong! A 19 year old ass trumps all. This guy went from hero to zero in my book with the apology. He should be what everyone thinks he is - namely, a big dick. He should recite the Bad Guy speech from Scarface, and brag proudly how his 19 year old peach had an ass that tasted like peaches and cream.

The guy cheated on Christie Brinkley. Granted, she's not the same Christie Brinkley I had on my wall in high school. And he did get sloppy thirds after she was with Billy Joel, of all fugly people. But, still, she is a former supermodel and that demands some kind of respect. Right? Wrong! A 19 year old ass trumps all. This guy went from hero to zero in my book with the apology. He should be what everyone thinks he is - namely, a big dick. He should recite the Bad Guy speech from Scarface, and brag proudly how his 19 year old peach had an ass that tasted like peaches and cream.

The guy cheated on Christie Brinkley. Granted, she's not the same Christie Brinkley I had on my wall in high school. And he did get sloppy thirds after she was with Billy Joel, of all fugly people. But, still, she is a former supermodel and that demands some kind of respect. Right? Wrong! A 19 year old ass trumps all. This guy went from hero to zero in my book with the apology. He should be what everyone thinks he is - namely, a big dick. He should recite the Bad Guy speech from Scarface, and brag proudly how his 19 year old peach had an ass that tasted like peaches and cream.

Does it ever STOP raining in Texas???

Goddamn triple post! Christ, you'd think I was an amateur. I swear my fingers do not stutter. Apologies to all, save for Brinkley's soon to be ex, who is still a douche.

#24 - Hehehe

#29 - When DOES it rain in Texas? Except for Houston. They need it to rain there to put out the oil fires in Texas City. Plus, all of Houston needs a bath/to be washed off the planet. Whichever.

#30 - Some things are so important that they need to be said three times, three times, three times.

26 (and 27 & 28 :)) Bad guy speech from Scarface--excellent.

26 (and 27 & 28) Bad guy speech from Scarface -- excellent.

#29- I'm glad to see you are still with us.

Fuck CB! She gives me the impression of being a cold fish. By cold fish I mean she makes Hillary Clinton look like a 15-year-old Traci Lords trying to prove that she can "hang" with the "older" girls.

Christie Brinkley is a bitch. She hit the wall lookswise 10 years ago.. She's an airhead who was lucky to be attractive when she was young. Otherwise, no one would know who she is.

@21 for the record I know it's not John Elway, this ugly childrenfucker resembled him and I was kidding, funny how it got someone else to think that or they were being sarcastic, I hope..............

#35 (and ALL)... ... I wanted to be initiated (you know..the way gang members are initiated) into your collective group of misfits.

THANKS FOR YESTERDAY!!!

38--I know, it's scary to think there is someone on the earth that resembles John Elway as much as this guy does. What's with the big fucking head?

jrzdaddy, where are you?

#40 - His head isn't so big as much as his painfully yuppy hair cut is overly fluffed.

He does look like a watermelon-head-shaped Elway. Damn!

#26-29 - I totally agree. Any "older" woman who spreads her vericose veined legs to get knocked up by her fiance to ensure money the rest of her life is a miserable whore. Her eyes are soo pulled back she's turning Chinese. Lilo's hole smells better than hers anyday.

Are you sure he is not here White Lighter? Looks like him. She must be the 4th old craggy sister has-been used up and filled up with Billy Joel spunk... Joelmen if you will... I bet she used to get instantly drunk each time he ejaculated....

Are you sure he is not here White Lighter? Looks like him. She must be the 4th old craggy sister has-been used up and filled up with Billy Joel spunk... Joelmen if you will... I bet she used to get instantly drunk each time he ejaculated....

I think I just heard or read something about how men who marry powerful women tend to cheat on them because they have an ego problem.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Are you sure he is not here White Lighter? Looks like him. She must be the 4th old craggy sister has-been used up and filled up with Billy Joel spunk... Joelmen if you will... I bet she used to get instantly drunk each time he ejaculated....

Apologies on the triple post. This f-ing thing is whacked today...

It's kind of gratifying to see Christie's age showing just a little bit in this photo.

How come rich guys with connections never perv themselves out on me? Hmmmm?

Why is it always that jewel bagger with the stutter and the lazy eye or my pyhsics prof who always ask me to stay after class and demonstrate gravity by jumping up and down or my Uncle Joe?

Gawd! I always get the short end of the stick.

How come rich guys with connections never perv themselves out on me? Hmmmm?

Why is it always that jewel bagger with the stutter and the lazy eye or my pyhsics prof who always ask me to stay after class and demonstrate gravity by jumping up and down or my Uncle Joe?

Gawd! I always get the short end of the stick.

I am so happy to see that she finally stopped using extra strength clorox bleach to brush her teeth with. those fucking chompers used to blind blind people.
I guess blow jobs made his dick burn from all the bleach, or herpes, and decided to go with a younger chick who hasn't already fucked a thousand other guys & been married 4 times over again.

And I'm pretty sure you shouldn't marry a man who is as pretty, if not prettier, than you are. Because that means he fucks gays too.

51 - I'm pretty sure rich guys with connections don't perv you because you say things like GAWD.

EW--he's grovelling. Snivelling and grovelling. So not sexy. Grow a set, Pete! For chrissakes, this is Christie Brinkley in 2006--not Christie Brinkley in 1986. Stop the boot-licking, public self flogging; you look like a ball-less weenie.

#53- Probably. At least I know the reason now.

@39 ImSuicidal

Ummm... Want to be initiated huh? Papa? Biatcho? Hold her arms I'm goin' in.

oops. I'm sorry ImSuicidal I thought you said I wanted to be 'gang raped' into our collective group of misfits. O.k. boys let her go. I certainly hope you are a chick. Or not that's o.k. too. Some boys look good in heels.

39--Misfits?

I don't want to speak out of turn here, but over at the Lindsay v Paris pic, #116 needs your urgent attention

gang bang? cool, I'm down. Just let me know where to be.

#58 I was going to say wack pack... but Howard already has that one!

ON IT!

"Mommy, why do all the boys want to gang rape me?"
"Because sweetie you're a no good sack of shit leech that spends your days on a celebrity blog trying to get a rise out of people. Now honey let's rewind to 1989 but do things a little different this time...that's right now hold still and practice sucking my penis I mean pistol like I showed you and everything will be alllright..."

It's very simple why he banged an 18 year old. Christie wouldnt' put out for him and if she did, she probably sucks in bed. Typically, good looking women never have to worry what they are like in bed cuz they always let their looks dictate their sexuality. Is it no wonder she's been married so many times?

#63 Awesome Frances, awesome!!

Look that's not a good picture of Christie Brinkley. She's on the cover of the NY Post today:

http://www.nypost.com/

And did you know she's a Chinese gerbil? If you could get your hands on the paper, you can really see how bad she looks. It's much worse than you think.

As for John Elway, why should he apologize. He's worth like $70 million and he's got a Super Bowl ring. What does Christie have? Several rug rats by different dudes and a exercise video of her looking pretty unexercise like with Chuck Norris.

I mean if you want to sell exercise equipment, shouldn't you look like you work out?

And how hard up was she to even do that stupid video sliding up and down some stupid home kit instead of her husband's slide?

Let me tell you, these teens are no innocents. I had one give me an up and down when her boss wasn't around and she looked ravenous. I was talked down from doing it and I'm not even married.

Hey even some of us not as old as Elway try to draw the line somewhere. But this guy, well he should have given the Scarface speech and said look, I bang teens, it's what I do.

Charlie Sheen is opening a Church in his honor.

Look that's not a good picture of Christie Brinkley. She's on the cover of the NY Post today:

http://www.nypost.com/

And did you know she's a Chinese gerbil? If you could get your hands on the paper, you can really see how bad she looks. It's much worse than you think.

As for John Elway, why should he apologize. He's worth like $70 million and he's got a Super Bowl ring. What does Christie have? Several rug rats by different dudes and a exercise video of her looking pretty unexercise like with Chuck Norris.

I mean if you want to sell exercise equipment, shouldn't you look like you work out?

And how hard up was she to even do that stupid video sliding up and down some stupid home kit instead of her husband's slide? But this guy, well he should have given the Scarface speech and said look, I bang teens, it's what I do.

Charlie Sheen is opening a Church in his honor.

It's interesting how karma is a bitch and comes full circle. While I don't condone what Peter Cook did to his wife and family, Christie did the EXACT SAME THING while she was married to Billy Joel with Richard Taubman. It seemed fitting that Richard was a gold-digging, lying loser although there is a son involved. It's kind of hard to know that Christie feels so wronged and violated----but she can't be pointing fingers, she also screwed around on her husband and first child too. Tsk tsk. Payback.

Alright Imsuicidal, I understand you're a newbie and I can't stop you from being on every single fucking thread so from now on this online interaction between us will resemble something like a dog would have with a human, and before you get your panties in a bunch let me just get it straight that YOU are the dog mmkay? When I say something, you say nothing because you are a DOG, and when I say go piss on yourself and shit on Alec Baldwin's face you say nothing and go piss on yourself then shit on Alec Baldwin's face or any other Baldwin brother for that matter You can laugh about how I want you to die all you want, whatever floats your boat loser, just get my point: penis, pistol, dog, shit, baldwin..I rest my case

Article on when infidelity is okay-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex_infidelity_cheating.htm

#67 Why does A-Rod want a Paper Tiger to Take Him Back???

Sorry guys..I'm not really not fitting in. I'll turn in my temporary membership card at the front desk and just observe from the sideline.

Thanks for the tryout. (Maybe I'll come back reincarnated)

frances - who are you? I hate people that get all "I'm seniority and you better bow down". It's got nothing to do with seniority, it's got a lot to do with wit & humor. Since I have no idea who the hell you are it must mean that you're one of the red-headed step-children on here who I could care less about because they're boring. And you seem like you're gonna get all testy about this so I say, yeah, go ahead.

@72, who said anything about seniority? I'm a newbie to this comment thing too even though I've been checking out this site for over a year now, and since when were these comments about wit? It seems like lately ther'es anything but on this site, just the random few comments that make me laugh so cool your ass down you're not the king of this shit either I just want this retard to shut up so I can get back to bashing celebs

Two last ones! That's okay biatcho @72, I don't mind being shit on.. I'm just a mushroom!

francesfarmer @69, once again you have out done yourself. Your sarcasm and love for the written word far outweighs your lack of human compassion!!

Hey Suicidal - Don't go anywhere, I have no idea who Frances is, but you should go anywhere because of him/her. No one's any better than anyone else, Except for SuperFish, and he never flaunts his owning this fine little patch of the Internet.

Hey Franny, take another Prozac okay? And what's this Shit on Alex Baldwin or his brother or whatever the fuck you're trying to say. I was under the impression that ImSuicidal was telling you he thought your post was funny.

By the way, as far as being funny ... it wasn't and you're not.

You are now officially dead to me.

I have no seniority and no wit, and sadly I can't impress people on an online site so now I'm going to go pop a prozak and pull a suicidal awesome. Imsuicidal enjoy your 15 mins of fame, now that you have your "misfits" I'm sure you'll make it past friday Goodbye cruel and superficial world

Oh crap, here we go, I'd have more respect for the guy if he'd make statement telling everybody the deeds have been done and for everybody to go fornicate themselves with an old Billy Joel LP.
That's including Christie, bitch puts out a Meg Ryan vibe, gives me the creeps.

It's nice to know even Christie Brinkley gets her ass cheated on. Stupid 50-year-olds fucking an 18-year-old. He should be divorced and dumped by her, stupid asstard.

In other news, I want to know where there's an Angry Clowns R Us so I can hire one to stalk my neighbor with the multitude of barking yip dogs. Grrrrrrrrr!

You would think that out of every hundred posting attempts per thread (by one person), at least ONE would be funny.

I guess it's too much to ask for.

@79...well, you can always count on at least ONE asshole posting something pointless and stupid, and, here you are. :)

seems like everyone needs to take a prozak today... FF's comments beat out suicide chicks comments yesterday. Everyone should just quit shitting in people's cornflakes that's alec baldwins' job. FF: nice nirvana reference in your name by the way.

Mans biggest weakness is new Pu$$y. Its a fact of our lives.

Christie, call me.

i may have figured out the overabundance of trolls and assholes in the last couple of days.
any of my fellow dorks remember a ray bradbury story titled (i believe) "92 degrees"? the story was about how most violent crimes were committed at 92 degrees because at 91, it's still bearable, and and 93 it was too fucking hot to move.
this crazy heat is driving the trolls out in droves. here's hoping the power surges fry their computers... put them out of our misery.

hmm. that made a lot more sense before i wrote it out.
i think budweiser has a similar theory. i'd least i'm trying to prove that one...........................(holy fuck, what's that big ass horse doing in my living room????)

@83 Do you ever feel like after you post that no one else will post after you until hours later because that is how long it takes them to look up your fucking mesosoic references like, Goldie Hawn, Funk and Wagnall's, and Lee Major's and then realize that you are like 75 years old and you should hang with people your own age or ............. I can go on and on, but it's no fun at all because I am a complete homo and I' am just as gay and retarded as you. I'm the nerd who actually gets your pathetic references and cluesless anecdotes. Put your troll card away it's going to be a bumpy night. Put that in your Funk and Wagnalls ;) You Funkstick!

And who the fuck is Ray Bradbury? 92 degrees is a song by an awesome band called "The Banshees". Who cares about some gaywad story about people going crazy in the heat. I have a story for you to read it's called, "Hey Grandma, Go Out And Live Before Your Pussy Dries Up!"

Christie Brinkley is the cautionary tale of the supermodel world. Petra Nemcova, be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Frances - bite a dick & go hang at fugyourself.com with the rest of the losers who wear pointy-toed shoes.

@84 Ray Bradbury is a writer/screenwriter didn't Bunnyhugger just fucking tell you that you moron?

Sentence fragments much?

@84 Getting all of your pent-up nerdy anger out, are ya? Hey, don't get upset with cute lil bunnyhugger, she's nice. She's not that old either, and who the fuck cares how old someone is anyway? Uh, well unless its like a 17 year old girl getting groped by some guy in his 50's, that's just ick. Don't feel so bad, nerdy men are sexy. Nothing turns me on more than Monty Python references, quotes from Star Wars, and sitting back on a Friday night with a collection of taped episodes of Farscape. Do you have your own homemade robot, cause if you do, we can battle!

Fake hopeless, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! *winks at manchitas*

@91 oooh classic!

#91.

Follow your nose,
It always knows.
That fruitiful smell ...

*cringes at yet another lame post*

I don't blame the guy for fucking some tight-bodied 18 year old singer-wanna-be. I bet Christie's a frigid bitch with weather-beaten pastrami flaps. You could probably get a better fuck out of a canteloupe nailed to a 2 x 4. Afterall, she's not really good at this marriage thing, being on her billionth marriage and all. At some point you just have to realize that marriage is supposed to be forever, and just admit that you are unmarriable. Hell, she's lucky that Peter wasn't boning Alexa, since she's now of legal age.

#87. It is my duty to inform you that your reputation as an extraordinary cunt has been called into question. Indeed, it seems that you are a rather ordinary cunt, after all.

As such, your "pretentious, poser fuck sack" license has been revoked. However, in the interests of charity, a more appropriate "bovine, butch bar dyke" certificate is offered in its stead.

Good day, sir.

And, no, the "real" hopeless_screenwriter couldn't spell "bovine, butch bar dyke". But thanks for playing, fucktards.

Yo' This Elway looking dude is my f***ing hero!!!! His wife is Christy Brinkley and he has 18 year old ho's throwing themselves at him. I know Christy is old but it's not Christy herself but the idea of Christy. Who cares if she ups it or not. Who wants Granny sex anyway? If I could say I poked Farah Fawcett, that would be something, just as long as you didn't ask me when. Actually, these super models/movie bomb shells when they get old is a great thing. That means guys like me now have a shot. I think right now I could go after Barbara Eden (I Dream of Jeanie) and nail her. A half a gallon of KY later and I have a story to tell. Anyway, I digress.

Christy should be happy that her Elway-esque husband can still fetch a young chick-a-dee. Just as long as he doesn't call out the wrong name in bed.

Besides, what's up with Christy's medically induced smile? She looks like the Joker after they pulled him out of the green vat of acid. That wierd triangle smile. She looks like f***in' Milton Berle.

At least this Elway impersonator is a step up from Billy Joel. I met him once out in Sag Harbor in this cigar bar. Billy is one Reptilian looking m***** f***er. He looks like the Gieco Lizard. He can even lick his eye balls. He would get a DWI like everyday. He knocked over so many trees out in Long Island that he turned South Hampton into a plateau.

Go get em' Peter Elway. Only next time you get busted, don't wimp out with this "I'm stupid" bullshit. Take your medicine like a man. We're counting on you.

#94 What is a "weather beaten pastrami flap"? What ever it is, I hope I don't have it and I hope I never see it. Do you think Barbara Eden has pastrami flaps?

@80

I think it may have been in reference to my wife. When I came home earlier this evening, I found the slut on MY computer, writing another comment on here, instead of cleaning the house or making dinner.

For punishment, I made her eat dogfood on the dirty kitchen floor. So on behalf of my wife, I apologize for her nonsense bantering and cheering on other people like that fat cheerleader at high school football games.

What time do we have to get here to bag our own troll? I always seem to be posting so many hours after everyone else. Sigh.

Troll sought for abuse, enmity and more!

But not you, jrzdaddy. I want my OWN troll, I'm not sharing with anyone else!

Whoa Barbado, sorry to get you all riled up, but I guess now you can pick that wedgie that's been making you so irritable.

"For a lifetime I've tried to prove how much I love her."

Dumb line, a-hole. Obviously it didn't count for me, if you proved just "how much" you loved her and it lead you to screw an 18 year old.

He should be saying that for the REST of his lifetime he'll try to prove how much he loves her.

God Bless you all. Keep the posts clean.

Clean as a nun's twat, Edna!

You are absolutely right, Edna Bambrick, so I have edited my post...

I don't blame the guy for sipping a malt with a tight-sweatered young miss. I bet Christie has issues in the domestic realm, and can't cook or clean to stand by her man while he brings home the bacon. They could probably get better domestic help from a Girl-Friday. Afterall, she seems to have a bit of trouble with the whole marriage concept, bless her little heart. But don't give up, girl! You get back up on that horse. Practice makes perfect. Peter belongs behind bars for corrupting the youth of America, and hopefully he didn't have a chance to negatively influence young Alexa!