July 24, 2006
Petra Nemcova and James Blunt are still together
Petra Nemcova and James Blunt were spotted in Prague, suggesting Petra might actually be taking this thing seriously. Which is impossible, because James Blunt looks like this. And if something like that can get with Petra Nemcova what's the point of being outrageously sexy anymore? I might as well just run around in a ferret costume and eat garbage, because apparently we're living in Crazy World where supermodels are attracted to giant rodent people.
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Comments
1. Posted by Jaydel on July 24, 2006 01:30 PM
First bitch!
2. Posted by scrooge on July 24, 2006 01:30 PM
Anyone will go out with you if you hold their family hostage.
http://www.hulkmad.com
3. Posted by francesfarmer on July 24, 2006 01:31 PM
who are these people? And why haven't there been stories on the TMZ/Paris Hilton interview and the Eddie Murphy/Scary Spice engagement? It's monday morning and I'm bitter
4. Posted by lowtalker on July 24, 2006 01:34 PM
Girlfriend needs to change her skirt every now and then....
5. Posted by RichPort on July 24, 2006 01:34 PM
In other news, Petra Nemcova's brain damage seems to be permanent...
6. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 24, 2006 01:34 PM
Why do the homeless always seem to date models?
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
7. Posted by Icognito79 on July 24, 2006 01:36 PM
Does she only own the one skirt?
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8. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 24, 2006 01:39 PM
Petra's got them skinny chicken legs.
yuck
9. Posted by SpecialAgentWind on July 24, 2006 01:41 PM
Gosh - why does everything have to be redone. This is just like Rick Ocasek & Paulina Porizkova all over again. I want something original
10. Posted by PapaHotNuts on July 24, 2006 01:44 PM
This is the equivalent of George Clooney dating Terri Schiavo. After she died.
11. Posted by El drama del Internet on July 24, 2006 01:44 PM
Whenever I see a couple like this (bum + super model) I jump to the "huge cock conclusion". But in this case...meeeh.
12. Posted by theparanoir on July 24, 2006 01:45 PM
james blunt and matthew mcconaughey would make a better couple.
13. Posted by Jacq on July 24, 2006 01:47 PM
When I think of James Blunt, I see the image of the Mischa "ghost" Barton pic.
She must have some sort of macular degenerative eye thing where she can barely see him, even when it's a bright day at the beach.
He sorta reminds me of Mr. Burns as the "I bring you peace. I bring you love." alien.
14. Posted by popegoestheweasel on July 24, 2006 01:49 PM
I'd do them both. I think he'd like that LOL
15. Posted by pinky_nip on July 24, 2006 01:51 PM
Even if this guy could sing me to multiple orgasms, I'd still be embarrased to be seen in public with him.
16. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 24, 2006 01:54 PM
I think the guy in the yellow and green shirt who is only sort of in the picture is grabbing her ass.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
17. Posted by nc72 on July 24, 2006 02:03 PM
Damn she looks fine. If her heels were any flatter they'd be negative. Wtf was blunt thinking hooking up with Parius? Money talks sometimes I guess...
http://www.exposay.com/paris-hiltons-secret-dinner-rendezvouz/v/2433/
18. Posted by biatcho on July 24, 2006 02:03 PM
What the fuck are those nasty ass pointy flats she's wearing? She needs to date someone who's like 6'5" so she can go back to heels. But she could do some serious dick damage with those pointers, which James Blunt probably enjoys using on his anus.
19. Posted by twzzlrgirl on July 24, 2006 02:06 PM
I think she's blind.
20. Posted by PapaHotNuts on July 24, 2006 02:08 PM
Hey Petra, knock knock.
Who's there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-nami bitch, grab that fuckin' tree!
21. Posted by biatcho on July 24, 2006 02:11 PM
Papa that's so evil I can taste the delicious.
22. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 24, 2006 02:16 PM
I think the words Blunt and taking a shower have only come together just now, in this sentence I just wrote.
23. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 24, 2006 02:20 PM
@20 **laughing my ass off, then feeling bad, then laughing my ass off again**
24. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 24, 2006 02:27 PM
Evil indeed, this is one lucky superbitch, she might as easily still be swimming somewhere near the Bering Strait..
25. Posted by jrzmommy on July 24, 2006 02:28 PM
20--fucking hilarious.
Seriously, who is James Blunt?
So the Superfish guy says he should dress up like a big ferret and eat garbage to get chicks--doesn't Paris Hilton like garbage-eating ferrets?
26. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 24, 2006 02:34 PM
The only explanation has to be that she made a pact with the devil to survive the tsunami that took her love away. While clutching that palm tree for eight hours with a broken pelvis, she swore that if Satan would deliver her from her present horror she would find the most pale, effeminate, poorly toothed, scrawny Englishman this side of Pete Doherty and be his fuck bunny. The thing that gets me is from all the pics I've seen Blunt is so nonchalant about it, as though no one should be amazed he's with Petra. He is James Blunt, don't you know. This generation's Rick Astley.
27. Posted by AprylA on July 24, 2006 02:35 PM
#4 & #19
She's also wearing a very similar shirt...maybe she is blind. Keeping her clothes and her man simple.
28. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on July 24, 2006 02:42 PM
James Blunt got her because he is up on how to woo a woman. I can assure you because of the lack of men who know how, it is no mystery why he has such a beautiful woman.
For wooing tips-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/seduction-tips.htm
29. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 24, 2006 02:43 PM
@26...BLASPHEMY!!..you sir have gone TOO FAR, how dare you.
To compare Rick Astley to this, this walkin tampon is unthinkable.
shame on you, and good day.
30. Posted by YoMamma on July 24, 2006 02:44 PM
That guy is the worst. I stick knives in my ears when he comes on the radio.
The chick is blind AND deaf.
Tsunamis are a bitch.
31. Posted by YoMamma on July 24, 2006 02:47 PM
who is rick astley? seriously.
32. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 24, 2006 02:49 PM
He must hate having to do the laundry all the time, because you know she won't go near a Laundry Machine. To many bad memories...........
33. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 24, 2006 02:50 PM
@31..pop musician, had one hit during late 80's. Poster boy for the phrase, "shit, I thought he was black"
Also was a snappy dresser(for the time, he also looked as if he showered, unlike Mr. Blunt)
34. Posted by YoMamma on July 24, 2006 02:51 PM
is he the never gonna give you up guy?? I love that song!!
35. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 24, 2006 02:54 PM
@34..joo got it :)
36. Posted by kickservebt on July 24, 2006 03:26 PM
With the growth on that guy's face...you just KNOW she's not getting it like she should be. What a waste. Someone that fine deserves to have her spleen licked twice a day!
37. Posted by GnugglesBarkley on July 24, 2006 03:27 PM
James Blunt is hot; but physically these two are mismatched. His head is smaller than hers which is mildly awkward. However I know most normal girls will agree with me when I say he is refreshing in contrast to fruit baskets such as Orlando Bloom and Ashley Parker Angel, whose names alone sound like a couple pressing for same-sex marriage. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'd just prefer to do James Blunt. Especially now that he's slept with Petra and we can pretty much assume he's harboring WMDs below the belt
38. Posted by Justin Igger on July 24, 2006 03:37 PM
Wit a last name like Blunt, dis motherfucker is straight in my book, for real though.
39. Posted by Sheva on July 24, 2006 04:07 PM
It's Monday and now this.
She looks terrific. He looks like a geek.
And her legs and everything especially her skin is awesome.
I tend to like women with smaller thighs than mine. And since I don't play soccer anymore, thunder thighs are out of the question.
Okay, who's next now to find anything wrong with this fine beautiful Petra. What I like about really great looking women is they look great in just about anything. Put them in a dress or jeans and a t-shirt, it don't matter.
As for the dorkster? I'm not going there. Why mess up a perfectly sunny day.
40. Posted by bogdana on July 24, 2006 04:56 PM
I have no idea who James Blunt is.
41. Posted by Spo on July 24, 2006 09:32 PM
This almost makes Kate Moss & Pete Doherty look normal. Oh wait, no, no it doesn't. But it comes close. I just can't picture James Blunt squirting blood on strangers.
42. Posted by TaiTai on July 24, 2006 10:36 PM
He just keeps telling her, "You're beautiful," over and over. Everybody knows that's all it takes to please a woman. "You're beautiful, you're beautiful." I mean, if I hear that one more time I think I will vomit.
43. Posted by Ayu Moo on July 25, 2006 12:59 AM
did anyone realize that she is wearing the same damn skirt in this picture and the one that is linked in the paragraph?
what kinda model is this.......
~_~
44. Posted by joker13 on July 25, 2006 07:43 AM
Aw,she's dating a short guy and wears flat shoes as well.Too many short guys in the world!
I love James Blunt!
45. Posted by Swordman on July 25, 2006 09:18 AM
He obviously has her under the influence of some hypnotic voodoo spell
46. Posted by doomhammer on July 25, 2006 01:53 PM
You are forgetting that in Hollywierd its all about the THREE C's.
CASH
COKE
COCK
Bet your ass he must have alot of one them!
47. Posted by bunnyhugger on July 25, 2006 07:22 PM
@26 unwashed
DAMN! fuckbunny! holy shit, how do i change my typekey screen name!
YOMANK!!
48. Posted by mm2284 on July 26, 2006 04:32 PM
she must be dating him out of pity
49. Posted by smcd6 on August 4, 2006 08:41 AM
Awww, they look so cute together, they're both so hott! I'd do them both ;)