First. And sick about it, too.

Disgusting. Just disgusting.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

woah thats some wild stuff.

That's what Star Jones' chest looked like after she lost her weight.

Why would you want to show that off?

Not in the least bit sexy.

Not in the least bit sexy.

Wow, you can actually see where the natural tissue itself stops and the fake breast begins---either that or her implant was so lousy as to actually break apart, which very well may be the case. Photo 3 looks like someone basically just put a vagina on her chest. Maybe she's confused about what tittyfucking means?

way too much titi fucking...

Easily the grossest thing I’ve seen all week... but I’d still fucker her in the ass... but then who wouldn't???

Umm, Paula, see that shiny thing hanging on the wall at home? It's called a mirror. You might want to go ahead and take a look into that thing before leaving the house.

WTF?

OMG. Doesn't she own a mirror?

Double cleavage. People would line up and pay money to see that at the carnival.

Easily the grossest thing I’ve seen all week... but I’d still fucker her in the ass... but then who wouldn't???

Time to call a doctor, Paula. Also a lawyer. And pick up some high-collared dresses, too, to avoid traumatizing the general public.

http://glossedover.com

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That's gross. Didn't she look in the mirror before she left the house??!!

Why does she look like that anyway?? What happened??

Nice Granny tits.

fucking gross!! Does she look in the mirror at all? It's like a urinal on her chest...it gives titty fucking a whole new meaning

Wow! I can't believe this chick was my high school crush. I'm talkin' picture inside my locker....poster on my bedroom wall. Bought all her crappy Cd's ....what was I thinking??!?!

Her popularity is not the only things deflated. I bet Emilio Estevez is glad he chunked that ride.....

Attack of the giant crater chest... “she’s a divers dream- a sunken chest”... I know that was pretty damn cheesy, but I just had to write...

I wish NewGuy was here so he could tell me those pictures were FAKE.

Her nipples obviously point south.

Straight up now tell me Is it gonna be you and me together?

All that chest needs is a little Bondo.

It looks like all the fun is worn out of those bags.

@21 Dead man's chest, indeed.

#22

You don't need 'NewGuy' osh, I'll help you... FAKE, FAKE, FAKE... those pictures are obviously and completely FAKE!

I would change my views on plastic surgery if I looked like that. Oh wait, I'm pro plastic surgery anyway. Get that fixed!

http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/

If someone mentions this to her she'll probably cry. Then laugh. Then sob hysterically. Then laugh some more, while mumbling incoherently about the moth hiding the cornflake between her melons... oh, Simon...

That's disgusting. The dangers of plastic surgery part 856,279.
I seriously hope superfish doesn't leave us with just this story all weekend - it's making me feel ill...

O.k. here’s what happened... I was pounding it in her ass, all of a sudden she started yelling at me to titty fucker... being the agreeable kinda fellow that I am, I follow her command immediately... unhappily for her, I’m hung like a rhino and in my fervor to please, I can now see that my massive dickhead did a bit of damage to her sternum... sorry Paula baby, hope that someday you’ll forgive me...

Disgusting.....doesn't she have a mirror??? come on....yacks

I'm blind, I'm blind!

Look, a sucking chest wound.

I wonder if she has a mirror...

Here's a new twist on it... I'm WONDERING if she has a mirror...

Here's a new twist on it... I WONDERING if she has a mirror...

Here's a new twist on it... I'm WONDERING if she has a mirror...

That actually kinda looks like natural saggy boobs and malnurishment. There are a large number of people in the world born without sternums (the thing that holds your ribcage together) and I'm willing to bet that Paula is one of them. Anyone ready to say other wise is a cold hearted snake, look into his eyes...uh-oh he's been telling lies.

you'll notice in the last picture that her dress is actually giving us a signal...

aqua blue, DO NOT CROSS SIGN.

I wonder if she has a mirror...

OK I don't mean to rag on the creators again but they really need to get with the times, forget Hilton's ferrett TMZ did an awesome fucking interview with her I laughed my ass off: http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/20/paris-to-tmz-users-youve-hurt-me-bad/

OK I don't mean to rag on the creators again but they really need to get with the times, forget Hilton's ferrett TMZ did an awesome fucking interview with her I laughed my ass off: http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/20/paris-to-tmz-users-youve-hurt-me-bad/

OK I don't mean to rag on the creators again but they really need to get with the times, forget Hilton's ferrett TMZ did an awesome fucking interview with her I laughed my ass off: http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/20/paris-to-tmz-users-youve-hurt-me-bad/

I heart Osh

in the last picture you will notice that her dress is giving us a sign...

aqua blue, DO NOT CROSS...

#38

"born without sternums" why that's just silly!... without a sternum what would hold your ribs together!? ...

all this rib talks making me hungry for some Tony Roma’s... Paula and Tony Roma’s, now that’s some good times...

DOUBLE POST, ERROR ERROR dam fingers

Her boobs have left me deflated.

Oh,that? That's what happened when Emilio Estevez ripped out her heart.

anybody else notice Tatoo and his sweet tie in the 2nd picture?

I wonder if she has to lift her tits before she puts on a belt. I must look kind of silly to have her nipples poking out from her pants.

Oh baby, I'm forever your Granny.

Its like roadkill; I don't want to look, but....ech. When did she start doing kick-boxing?

Jesus Christ, Paula. It's called a bra. Most women wear them. Unless they're going for the "I breast fed 19 kids before I found the condoms" look---then you're all good. Congrats on your new look.

I noticed the tie. It matches her dress. He shoulda been a gentleman and offered it to her, to cover the travesty.

The sickest thing is that I don't even think she ever had any kids - I mean she never gave birth to any. Imagine what that Idol contestant had to be thinking when she let those bitches loose!

That indentation in the middle of her chest is actually her shaved vagina. She's had so much lifted, tucked and nipped, that her vag sits predominantly between her tits. Convenient if you like to titty fuck. Her navel is actually on the back of her neck now.

That indentation in the middle of her chest is actually her shaved vagina. She's had so much lifted, tucked and nipped, that her vag sits predominantly between her tits. Convenient if you like to titty fuck. Her navel is actually on the back of her neck now.

That indentation in the middle of her chest is actually her shaved vagina. She's had so much lifted, tucked and nipped, that her vag sits predominantly between her tits. Convenient if you like to titty fuck. Her navel is actually on the back of her neck now.

Apologies for the triple post. This site needs to fix its server.

That's where she normally keeps her flask.

Dude, you put your weeeed in it.

#60 - Some things are so important that they need to be said 3 times.

i'd still suck em

i'd still suck em

Maybe she didn't see that before she left the house. Maybe she only has a mirror that goes from her forehead to her chin.

Lindsey Lohan got wasted and crashed her Mercedes right between Paula's saggy boobs.

She's obviously had open heart surgery and they didn't take the chest spreaders out.

Looks like a holeless gant up close.

Her tiny ex husband Emilio Estevez used to sheek shelter in that cave on her chest when it rained.

SWEET FANCY MOSES -- I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.webmd.com/content/article/22/1728_55812.htm

HA 46!

The boobs look the way they do because of gravity and the fact she's not wearing a bra. But what the heck is that pit in her chest? I've never seen anything like that. Is she some kind of a freak of nature and why, of why, must she subject us to her hideous deformity?

The perfect woman. She has a cup holder built-in right between her tits. I already have a place where I stick the remote to the TV.

It's in her pussy.

My God that indentation is hideous. What would cause that? Actually, I don't really care -- just cover it up!

My boobs
hang so low that they're no longer a rack
They're now so saggy they look like two sacks
And you know--there ain't no friction
If you try to shellac
Can't squeeze together
Cuz firmness is what they lack

I rather see some jam on a mans tig ol bitties before I would stab my eyes out looking at those....those....things. Those are not boobs and I am mad a Paula for trying to pass them off as so.

That divet is actually a small cup for sperm.

That divet is actually a small cup for sperm.

That divet is actually a convenient holding place for sperm.

... moments before the alien spawn burst through her chest.

Either that, or she went in to have some ribs removed, and the doctor took out the wrong ones.

Batman, are you in there?

You people are sick and wrong and yet, so very, very right.

These pictures are all sorts of bad. The dress is ugly and unflattering. Women of all ages really need to rethink the deep-V neckline. It usually makes your jugs look floppy and saggy, even if they aren't. But that is the weirdest looking cleavage I've ever seen. Man, that's creepy. That meteor crater over her sternum... damn, what happened?
Seriously, that's some messed up shit. Is it like in The Fly, and she's transforming into an insect? Six months from now, she'll have wings coming out of her shoulder blades?

Them flapjacks are slidin' off the plate and headed for the floor.

Them flapjacks are slidin' off the plate and headed for the floor.

get yourself a bra, paula.

I just threw up in my mouth.

It looks like breast implants gone wrong-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/breast-enlargment.htm

I'm so glad I clicked those pictures because now I have vomit in my mouth. My grandmother, who btw is like 90 years old has better cleavage than that. Put some fucking clothes on Paula. Sheesh.

PAULA, HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR? gag.

I see dead people. Oh wait, wrong subject. Or is it?

Odd. Looking at these pics somehow gives me a craving for Denny's.

euww!
i'm a good deal older than paula, and i have excellent tits.
i hear osh, jane, pinky, and mommy are in the same club (sorry, left a couple out. no offense, girls)

those pix are just frightening. WTF?

That dent is probably caused by pectus excavatum, an inherited chest wall deformity: http://cosmeticsurgerytruth.blogspot.com/

Not only does it look like she got punched in the face, but the same miscreant must have launched a small-range missle into her chest cavity. What the hell is wrong with her to display that to the world? I can't even finish my bag of frito's now. Goddamn you Paula and your Scatcat friend from that stupid video.

Straight up! Now tell me...

Those are some fucked up titties!

Old news (TMZ), but still GROSS.

Excellent saggers and a horrific clown face to go with them. With this combination, it appears the years of being f*cked stupid by NBA stars are permanently in the past for her. From this day to Depends, I stake my claim on ye!

Ha ha, I can finally put my medical school education to use...well so Im about to enter my 3rd year, I still know stuff. Paula does not have a concave sternum...what she has is a recent boob job that either burst or (and this is more likely) she went to the hacksaw who works on the Jackson family. The implants she got were meant to look natural...only they don't. For one thing, a woman rarely has saggy breasts if she has never breastfed or been pregnant due to the Prolactin hormone in the milk ducts. So since she never carried a child to term, there is no biological reason for her breasts to look saggy...not even the fact that she is in her 40s. Sure they may droop a bit, but her pectoral muscles are sagging like she fed a litter of children. The other thing is, her breasts as they sag expand outward...another example of a bad boob job. Whatever surgeon put in the implant forgot to either snip the pectoral muscle (thereby giving a breast lift as well) or he put the implant on top of the pectoral muscle and not underneath, causing the weight of the implant to sag the breasts. And it looks like he did just that, in the first two pictures, you can see the bag of saline on top of the pectoral muscle, which is creating that look like a mock concave sternum.

Breast cancer?

These closely resemble Tori Spellings fun bags. Except not a grotesqueley huge & disproportionate. Oh and there's absolutely nothing fun about either of their bags. Except maybe for punching.

Okay, saggy boobs I can understand.

It's the hole in the chest I don't understand.

How does that happen? She looks deformed!

97 Amber. Makes sense. That said, a question,(besides are you hot). Folks with $$$ and attorney power don't normally get the bad end of a blatant fuck-up. Wouldn't it be normal for a surgeon, who made what reads like a significant error on a reasonably well-known TV personality, subsequently repair the fuck-up, no charge, so she (and we) never saw the evidence?

That photo with that caption is hilarious. Thanks superficial!

I just saw my breakfast again.

#65 fuck but that bitch will
park it anywher that points upwards
be it a prick or a tounge
and i'm spossed to stop
talking now

who tf does this to me?

oh...:) we do it ourselves :)

neat :)

Her shrivelled, blackened heart has collapsed in on itself like a black hole and is beginning to suck the rest of her body inward. Watch out you don’t get sucked off by that thang!

If you want to see Paula's tits, just ask her to lift her skirt.

Don't ask me how I know so much about implants, but they are NOT supposed to look like that. On second thought, I'll tell you. I've gotten two sets of them. Unlike Paula, I had the first ones removed before having the second ones put in.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

cmon now...u know she looked in the mirror before she walked out the door..didnt she see what we see...whats wrong with her???? too many perks are eating her brain

Ehw... And they say she has the nicest rack in American Idol!

Then again, maybe she does.