no one likes him

He's dirty.

and he smells.

THIRD!!!
Why does anyone care?

This winner really knows how to handle the ladies. Every one he drops his dick into they sue him when they break up. I'm glad I don't have that problem, I couldn't afford it.

Well he's supposedly cleaned himself up somewhat...

http://www.exposay.com/son-gives-colin-farrell-reason-to-live/v/2706/

I would really like to see him dressed up in a littel green suit and top hat.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

I'd chew off his rank little boxer shorts with my back teeth and then lick his hairy nutsack until he squeals like a little Irish piggy!!! I think he is hot and you guys are just jealous!! nyah nyah...

Irish men have whiskey dick... every one knows that. I hope he shoots Jamie Foxx in that stupid movie...

I had that same facial expression standing in a crowded room.

"WHO THE HELL FARTED IN HERE"...

Wow, Dessarea Bradford IS relentess...all the power to her, I guess...

What is whiskey dick? Does that mean his pecker tastes like whiskey?? what is that??

I bet if he had a bath and a shampoo and a good tooth scrubbing he'd be good to go. In fact, I'll volunteer to give him the bath and the shampoo. A nice bubbly one. By candelight. Slowly. Both of us in the tub. He may need to have sex afterwards, so, I'll take care of that, too.

I'm confused, who's stalking who here?

I have never thought he was that hot -- but he is skanky; kind of the male version of Paris Hilton.

Now there's a love connnection.

She's probably pissed that he took her strap on and is using it with other girls now.

Oh, I just looked up "Whiskey Dick" - if you look at Colin's sex tape he made, he doesn't appear to have that problem at all...heh heh...

I heard this guy had to suck a cock to get his big break. Anywho, he banged Britney when she was still decent looking so I guess a big up to him. He's still a cock smoker though.

I don't have a problem with stalking, but interracial stalking is just wrong.

Damn, Men are supposed to age gracefully, in like three years he's gone downhill faster than Tara Reid and Lidsey Lohan combined. Another couple of years and he's going to be fighting Michael Douglas for parts.

Couldn't he always just call shennanigans on her?

And isn't this the slowest Friday in world history?

How do you get stalked by Colin Farrell? Don't women just fall prey to his boyish good looks and bay-boy behavior, then get dumped and try to sell the sex tape?

She must assume it was him because some guy with an Irish accent keeps calling to ask if her refrigerator is running.

His facial expression is the same one I made when I heard "The Stars Are Blind" for the first time.

first of all colin farrell is on great actor look at phone booth and tigerland and the recruit with al pacino. so in three years became on the a-list of actors and colin is in demand now, then he was in alexander the great with angelina jolie. and he also worked with samuel jackson on swat which was great by the way. and bruce willis in harts war. so he worked with alot of great big actors. and was great in minority report with tom cruise. and daredevil and the villian bullseye with ben affleck. and colin was the best thing in the movie and the critics agree. also in the new world with christian bale. so colin is a way better actor then ben affleck. i hear people compare colin to ben affleck but colin is hotter and a better actor and he is getting alot more movies then ben. so please did you see bens movie with jay-lo called gigli. need i say more the movie sucked as hell and even the critics said the worst movie of the century. it only made 20 million in the theatres now thats sad.

#17

He must have juuuuust woken up... even the Irish wait a few minutes after waking up to start drinking. Although I do think he's Gay-lick bastard... (I'm sorry, it just had to be said)

#17

He must have juuuuust woken up... even the Irish wait a few minutes after waking up to start drinking. Although I do think he's Gay-lick bastard... (I'm sorry, it just had to be said)

Damn you CGI!!!!
Damn you CGI!!!!

It's amazing to me that she could time getting a ticket for the show and the day that Colin Farrell came. Geez. Physco woman.

@23

You are stupid.

I would slide naked down a 50-foot razor blade into a vat full of iodine just to eat the corn out of his shit...

Welcome to "Filthy Fridays" -

colin
~n~
Tina 4eva!!

She has herself as her first friend...classy AND popular.

She has herself as her first friend...classy AND popular.

he's hot....no doubt about that...i'll go back stage with him .... just for a little spin;) ...

#20 I thought that read "..fighting Michael Douglas for PANTS not parts and realized PANTS is somehow funnier because everyone knows Michael Douglas has a frog-ass.

There's something about this story that makes me like Colin Farrell. I mean sure he's a womaniser and probably a dick but i liked the way he handled this situation. It's nice to see that he led her off stage and got rid of her like a normal person would and didn't freak out and cry like a baby like Tom Cruise or another 'celebrity' would.

This woman is clearly crazy (she's definitely in dreamland if she thinks HE'S stalking HER).

#18. What makes you think he's gay? I thought everyone had to suck cock to make it in Hollywood, it's just part of the fame game surely? How else does Hohan get cast in films?

If you read #23 with the voice of a 15-year-old with bad acne and no boyfriend, (throw in some shuddering sobs too) it all makes sense. And is a much better read.

I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to run my tongue all over his toilet seat after he just sat on it...yuuummmm...also for your information, the sex is always better with the dirty little fuckers who don't bathe, shave, etc - I'll bet his apartment is a pigsty, if so, you can bet you will have a reeeaaly good time in the sack!!

I just looooove "Filthy Fridays"...

#36. That's freaking comedy gold. I'm reading it in a baby voice with no punctuation and throwing in some extra "and thens" for good measure. I think #23 has posters on her walls.
"Tina and Colin sitting in a tree K I S S I N G..."

It's tough to type with one hand down my pants - even tougher since I am at work!!

T.G.I.F.F

#36. That's freaking comedy gold. I'm reading it in a baby voice with no punctuation and throwing in some extra "and thens" for good measure. I think #23 has posters on her walls.
"Tina and Colin sitting in a tree K I S S I N G..."

Sorry for double post.
Sorry for double post.

Oooooh. That chick is hoochielicious!

@ #23 Holy shit, are you for real?

I am writing a script for a new show - it's going to be called T.W.A.T. (Tactical Women's Assault Team)

It will star Colin Farrell as the dirty bastard in charge of the whole thing (he gets to bang the team between assignments)..
Starring...
Courtney Love as "The Cokehead"
Star Jones as "Mama"
Paris Hilton as "The Bitch"

I am writing a script for a new show - it's going to be called T.W.A.T. (Tactical Women's Assault Team)

It will star Colin Farrell as the dirty bastard in charge of the whole thing (he gets to bang the team between assignments)..
Starring...
Courtney Love as "The Cokehead"
Star Jones as "Mama"
Paris Hilton as "The Bitch"

Who cares if he has a whiskey dick. Who says he's the one to have the orgasam? But only after Jrzmommie bathes him. I'll gladly take your sloppy seconds, as long as his hair is clean. I'd be his dirty little whore anytime.

#23 -- Colin has worked with "great big actors." I laughed out loud at that one. How old are you?

I think "tina" might be half of "Kate & Tina" from yesterday. Unfortunately, her imaginary playmate won't play with her anymore, so it's just tina for now.

Hey tina you fat lard, come and get some dinner.

@49!!! HA HA HA!

Tina! Come and eat some ham!

#49 - hilarious!

yes i am for real thank you. and i don't know anyone named kate like in number 48 asks. my age is not important and i dont have acne either but i have been following movies for a long time so i know my stuff. colin farrell was even good in the new world which was boring and had no story. and it is not about i think hes hot. of course hes hot but hes a great actor too and thats whats important look at paul walker who everyone says is hot but is teh suck at acting. if you saw timeline you would know that.

Tina...

Cum little piggie, soooooeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a nice, greasy pork roll for you...

Paul Walker is the suck at acting? What does that mean?

Who the hell is Paul Walker (should I know this??)

I think I got herpes reading this.

wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com

Colin is going to be dating ME -- just as soon as he drops the restraining order and starts taking my calls.

Tina, it's my bet that you wear a training bra, plaid, Keds, pigtails and still use pads cause you just got your first period. Come back and play, say, when you're legal.
I used to obsess over Brad Pitt was your age and I grew out of that pretty damn quick.

oh my god
is michael ian black in that picture?

oh my god
is michael ian black in that picture?

um
i saw that chicks myspace. that was pretty crazy to say the least. and she seems to be mental. colin is mental too.theyre all mental!

um
i saw that chicks myspace. that was pretty crazy to say the least. and she seems to be mental. colin is mental too.theyre all mental!

#57...
Sorry, dear, Colin is going to me dating ME as soon as he drops his pants, which will be soon as I will be helping him out of them...

@61 Oo, that is some pretty incognito shit you pulled there, tina. You thought by adding and extra "i" you might throw us off the scent? Brilliant.

Picture caption: Fook yeah, I'll goo don un ya for a Guiness

@65
Hysterical!

number 58 jacq i would like to make that bet with you because i know my age and im older than you say. and im glad your over brad pitt who cheats on his wife and is a big fraud that poops his pants. also number 64 that wasnt me that was saying tiina that was someone else, im using my name and am not stupid. and this calling me a pig and stuff is not nice and i might report you to the site for breaking terms of service and you will be banned. i am here for a nice discussion about colin farrell and how he took a hard situation here with the stalker and handled it well. he is a class act and a gentleman and the kind of movie star we should be looking for in times like this.

number 58 jacq i would like to make that bet with you because i know my age and im older than you say. and im glad your over brad pitt who cheats on his wife and is a big fraud that poops his pants. also number 64 that wasnt me that was saying tiina that was someone else, im using my name and am not stupid. and this calling me a pig and stuff is not nice and i might report you to the site for breaking terms of service and you will be banned. i am here for a nice discussion about colin farrell and how he took a hard situation here with the stalker and handled it well. he is a class act and a gentleman and the kind of movie star we should be looking for in times like this.

@67: Hey ya dumb twat, the name of the site is THE SUPERFICIAL. Check out the meaning of the word at www.websters.com

Isn't Lizze McGuire on about now?

63-- don't make me throw my phone at you.

Tina - I'd love to take your virginity...as long as you dont speak

#23, I think I speak for the entire English Speaking community when I say "HUH?"

#23, I think I speak for the entire English Speaking community when I say "HUH?"

M-Fer, Goddamn Double posts. I'm as pissed off as Tara Reid's Diaphram after her date with the Greenbay Packers

number 69 pinky nip i dont think you should worry about telling me what the name of this site is because i already know because i can read and one time i even did math. my grades in school are really good and my gym teacher says i move pretty good for a fat kid. princapal smith said i was his special student and i could call him mr craven moorehead but only if we are in his van. anyway i'm probably older than you and even though its none of your business i have had my period and it was gross but my daddy said it means i am a real woman now and that i better not tell my mom when he sticks his king ding a ling inside of my willyhoohoo. now leave me alone.

number 69 pinky nip i dont think you should worry about telling me what the name of this site is because i already know because i can read and one time i even did math. my grades in school are really good and my gym teacher says i move pretty good for a fat kid. princapal smith said i was his special student and i could call him mr craven moorehead but only if we are in his van. anyway i'm probably older than you and even though its none of your business i have had my period and it was gross but my daddy said it means i am a real woman now and that i better not tell my mom when he sticks his king ding a ling inside of my willyhoohoo. now leave me alone.

Okay, no more bad words mkay?, cuz bad words aren't nice, and this site is especially for saying things that are nice, mkay? so no more bad words, mkay? Mkay...

number 69 pinky nip i dont think you should worry about telling me what the name of this site is because i already know because i can read and one time i even did math. my grades in school are really good and my gym teacher says i move pretty good for a fat kid. princapal smith said i was his special student and i could call him mr craven moorehead but only if we are in his van. anyway i'm probably older than you and even though its none of your business i have had my period and it was gross but my daddy said it means i am a real woman now and that i better not tell my mom when he sticks his king ding a ling inside of my willyhoohoo. now leave me alone.

number 69 pinky nip i dont think you should worry about telling me what the name of this site is because i already know because i can read and one time i even did math. my grades in school are really good and my gym teacher says i move pretty good for a fat kid. princapal smith said i was his special student and i could call him mr craven moorehead but only if we are in his van. anyway i'm probably older than you and even though its none of your business i have had my period and it was gross but my daddy said it means i am a real woman now and that i better not tell my mom when he sticks his king ding a ling inside of my willyhoohoo. now leave me alone.

Holy shit, my stutter has gotten worse. I thought eating pussy would cure it, maybe I need to try harder.

#79...

Woo hoo, LOL LOL LOL....

!!
BUT, that's not nice............so stop it, mkay??

It'll be especially funny when she snaps and pops a cap in his ass.

I, for one, can't wait to watch this whole thing play itself out.

#80...

Try eating CUNT, instead of pussy - tastes better and much nastier...

Oh dear, that wasn't very nice....

#68 -- o.k., sweetie, you sound like you're in the 3rd grade. Brad Pitt "poops his pants?" I haven't heard that as an insult since I worked with, well, 3rd graders.

you'd all better stop it or I'm taking my gingham dress and my candyland game and i'm skipping home. Why can't we all just get along?

Oh, and Tina, of you are here for a "nice discussion" I suggest you read over the archives. You've come to the wrong place.

May I suggest Neopets.

So I just got a call from my daughter Tina saying that people on this supernatural website were being mean to each other. FACT: Tina is 24 year old, and I thinks its horrible that you make pork roll rape smuuty comments about a beautiful young woman with fibromylagia. Our life has been hard since my brother cut me off and its watching the Colin Farrell movies that brings some joy into our lives. are you the biggest idiots ever??you all should have your children taken away

#67. You are hilarious (i'm laughing AT you, you understand). please, please get your own blog - you can call it "things i like". that's punchy. I want to read it everyday. Little sister you're way out of your league fighting back on here, this site is for grownups.

How can you expect to be taken seriously when you use the phrase "poop his pants" to describe Brad Pitt? And what do you mean when you say farrell's "the kind of movie star we should be looking for in times like this." We're not under siege are we? Or have Xenu and the Thetans come back for Suri? We too watch movies and are aware of the film world. You, however talk about movies as if you've only read the reviews or the back of the box. Makes me think you're too young to actually watch them.

I just love it when 69 and pinky nip are in the same sentence... especially by my papa.

sorry to repeat you #84 (i didn't refresh)

tina, you are officially "On Notice". Let's put her name on the board...
Right below MeganHarris, and right above - you guessed it - Bears!

No worries #90 -- great minds and all :)

Ms. Reinsdorf,

Does fibromylagia confine your daughter to a wheelchair? Because I LOVE to cock-slap wheelchair bound 24 year-old chicks. It's like a hobby, no, it's more like an addiction. What's your daughter's myspace page. I'd like to leave her an uplifting comment.

"Oops, I just poo-pooed in my pants Mrs. Baylock...can we rent a Colin Farrell movie so I can sit and play with my pee-pee while I watch him? - Thanks Mrs. Baylock..."

Oh you guys think you are so hilaripus. Tina isn;t too young to watch movies she is a smartyoung lady with boyfriend: James Pidutti. she got 1175 on her SATS which is probably better than any of you Trixies ganging up on my daughter. If I saw you on the street I'd hawk a LOOGY at you, even though I am a lady.

Well, thanks for that feature - that is really neat, but I will have to permanently say goodbye!!

Goodbye...

I've never been called hilaripus before.

And, I never took the SATS, but I'm sure it's a reliable test for intelligence...really.

OK, we need to dogpile this bitch...

#97...

It wasn't the SATS it was a pap smear and even though she studied hard, she didn't pass...

I've never been called hilaripus before...is it a compliment? And what about Trixies? Is it like pixies?

I'm so confused...

sorry for the semi-double post. I got an error message the first time.

You are an error message, Nelly.

My feelings are very hurt -- I am an error message??? I'm calling my mommy so she can post and defend me, k?

TGIF everyone :) Have a great weekend.

I can see where tina got her stellar spelling skills.

It's so much fun when people log on, pretending to be people's parents/husbands, etc.

#95 - Thanks, MOM. Enough with the personal info, we don't give a shit. Unless you're planning in posting anyone's social security numbers, in which case I can probably get some great financial assistance if I steal your daughter's identity. Everyone loves a cripple.

#67 - Brad Pitt poops his pants? Apparently according to Judith YOU poop YOUR pants if no one is around to set you on the crapper. Report us? Oh, no. Please don't, EDNA. Here for a nice Colin discussion. I believe that if I had a dick, this is where you would have the option of sucking it or having your face smacked with it.

for your information i am wheelchair bound and i also have a colostomy bag that gets clogged all the time and my mom has to unclog it by sucking on the tube. wich sucks b/c somtimes a piece of poop comes out really fast before she has time to a take away her mouth and she gets it in her mouth ew groady huh but i love her b/c my dad couldnt handle it and left us and were all we got left.and fyi land before time V is hte movie best ever. please leave me alone you doodyheads

and fyi twwzlergirl hilaripus is what the boys call me when i ride with them on het cool school bus. its smaller than the others b/c only the cool kids get to go on it.i showed them my privates one day and then they laughed and started calling my hilaripus and laughing but i think its becase theyre jealus haters.

All clear "tina." I like you a lot better than the first tina. -- papa, is that you??

i want you all to know that posts 107 and 108 do not come from me. i think its rude to pretend your someone else. i have nothing but nice to all of you so i dont like me being called names. i understand.

i want you all to know that i have a hairy unused poosy. i think its rude for male prostitoots to refuse to have sex with me. i have nothing but pubic lice so i dont know what the problem is. i understand.

#107, Fucking hilarious

You're the doodyhead!

95 - Thank you, Judith Reinsdorf, I have never laughed so hard at work before. I thought I was going to get fired - because laughter's not allowed in my office :(

Listen, you people sitting up on your high horse and all think you're better than Tina and Judith well, all I have to say is that is you all have kids they should be taken away from you because you shouldn't be allowed to influence them.

And the more I read this thread the angrier I get I mean just because someone may have stumbled onto this site and doesn't understand that is all about bullshit and whatnot doesn't mean that they have to be pilloried like you all seem to think is necessary Jesus H Christ you people aren't funny at all and I think it's sad that you have to play out your insecurities on someone innocent.

So these Judith Reinsdorf and Joe Bivens people are from the same webpage, some Wiki Gonzalez baseball-overall gayness site, if you Google 'em. I guess they brought their cretin daughter with them too. You guys really stick together, don't you?

And I beg to differ, we are the funniest group of mofos around. Good day to you.

While I can't think of a bigger turn off than Colin Farrell, I find the woman mentioned in this to be off her rocker. I checked out her MySpace for just a moment noting that she is suing him for ten million for stalking her. Give me a break! I also noticed all her celeb. name dropping and it is so obvious she is just looking for attention. Having been a rape crisis counselor and having seen women dealing with real stalking it disgusts me when women like this stand out of the crowd to gain money and attention.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

ok number 111 is the last straw. i thank you joe in number 116 for being nice because you are the first one. i think its really sad that we have a story about an actor who takes a tough situation and makes it ok and handles it like class. but all the talk is here is sick talk about me and some disease i dont have. i dont know that judith person either. i am sad to meet you all. i hope you all learn to start looking at the good things that happen in life instead of trying to look at making fun of people because they are new. how do you ever meet new friends if all you do is make fun of the people you meet. i think thats sad and pathetic. so i think i am done with being here but youneverknow, sometime maybe i will be back but i will tell you first and it wont be someone talking about their private parts which is not classy like colin farrell and maybe some other actors we are not talking about here. i can take a good joke but this is to much. i am sad for you all.

Did you know it's impossible to say "Classy" and "Colin Farrell" in the same sentence? I'm pretty sure the first words out of his mouth had to be, "Fack you, where're tha titties?"

I'm noticing a speak pattern in tina's posts. Try reading it with a Chinese accent. It all makes sense now.

*speaking* dammit, that's rubbing off on me.

okay quit picking on "tina" i live next door to her and her mother is a crack whore prostitute who works all night and her father beats her up and takes her wheelchair away and makes her have sex with him so quit being mean and be nice to her 'kay cause she hasta take the special bus to school and everyone beats her up for her lunch money...

ew. the crazy one is ugly as hell. and what makes this all worse is I have discovered colin has more class than me. because if some person that I've only seen in one porn movie came up to me on live television and screamed for ME to quit stalking THEM
well actually i think i would laugh. maybe, if i was REALLY mad, 'hawk loogeys'. *shakes* you don't wanna piss me off.

Very funny HarryNipples your name should be HarryBrownStar because you are an asshole you self satisfied ignoramus.

did you really just use the word ignoramus.

And by the way my name is spelled "Bivvens" not "Bivens" this site can't even get that straight and I hope that Pidutti kicks all your asses if he sees you in public or private.

And speaking of hairy brown assholes, I dont like the homophobic posts that appear here very frequently. The gay lifestyle is a valid and wonderful choice and you have no right to hurl insults at us we are people after all just like you. My partner is more loving than probably anyone you ignorant people will ever meet so you can just kiss my reamed ass and know that I will be getting the lovin tonight and not you pathetic retards.

Hmmm well I think I'd have dirty sex with Colin. And # 107.....what an awesome mom you have, that she'd suck your shit out of your tube! I'm not even THAT good of a mom. Bravo!

And if I ever meet Pidutti myself I swear I will give him such a good blow job I will turn him gay. Take one for the team Pidutti take one for the team!

#128 thinks he is cute well I am here to tell you that he is probably a self touching sweaty person who hasn't been out on a weekend night this century so I wouldn't be so quick to jump on his bandwagon.

#116

For a Guiness, Colin Farrell will go down on you too... after dick slapping that wheelchair bound 24 year old chick Tina... invalids can be so much fun.

Oh so now #130 wants to join in on the fun and impersonate me well copying is the highest form of flattery but as they say flattery will only get you so far so if I were you and I am not I would quit while I am ahead.

You people are loathesome which is a word that probably confuses you because it has too many vowels in it so I think you should all just check yourselves because you will find that there is something seriously wrong there.

That's right people I want some head!

I did not post 135 that was another impostor or maybe the same one I don't know but I do know that when I close my eyes at night I sleep like a baby because I know that I live a good life and help people rather than tear them down like you all do so if I were you and I am not I would just take inventory.

And sorry I suck cock so much that I cant even spell loathsome correctly. So call me your bitch and give it to me hard you dirty bastards!

And Ill spell out the thing that is seriously wrong here and thats the fact that I am really pissed off because my boyfriend left me for the mexican gardener guy with the wonky eye. I knew it would happen sooner or later because I would always catch Mark checking Julio out and Julio is such a slut he'd wear shorts that were too short and his willy would hang out of the side of his shorts (the RIGHT side mind you and if there's anything that indicates there's something wrong about a man is one who keeps his willy on the right side). I'm so upset because my ass is almost completely healed from taking that pineapple and I've no one to spoon with. *sigh*

Ok so by now I'm sure everyone is aware of who the real Joe Bivvens is and who isn't so if you want to keep making gay jokes go right ahead but as I said earlier copying is the highest form of flattery so keep it up so long as you know who is better than you and that would be me.

Ok so by now I'm sure everyone is aware of who the real Joe Bivvens is and who isn't so if you want to keep refusing to accept my homosexuality that's your problem but as I said earlier, I still want some head and I will keep on repeating myself until I get my way. So I will keep it up so long as you know that there is someone gayer than you and that would be me.

Well all I have to say is that I am not gay but if I were I wouldn't speak about it in such a crude manner as you do because I don't think that is OK at all what if someone in your family was gay what would you think? I bet you would be surprised and have to take inventory.

Okay, I clicked on the myspace link and the first thing I noticed is that this dumb woman writes like a 3 year old. Then I typed in that website and got a glimpse of Colin going down on her. Gross! Chocolate and Vanilla don't mix.

I'm now going to vomit.

Hey Joe, right on, thanks for calling me an asshole it has been so long since anyone has called me that, and by the way your boyfriend gives the best head in town...(well, not better than me, but pretty close...)

Well Mister Nipples if you're so gay like you say you are what do you think about all the impostors who are implying that I am gay and trying to make me look bad? If these are your friends you must be very lonely because all they are doing is abusing you and you probably don't even know it.

The word "inventory", and repeating the phrase "and that would be me", are my favorite things to type, aside from denying my homosexuality. But that's because I have a split personality, so it gets a little confusing, even for me.

Well Mister Nipples if you're so gay like you say you are what do you think about meeting me up later and see what "pops" up? If these are your friends you must be very lonely because all they are doing is abusing you and you probably don't even know it, so I am here for you, to comfort you, to caress your sweet sweet face, and tell you that everything will be all right.

See, now #144 is exactly what I meant in #143 gee it didn't take long for you dumbbells to make my point so I guess I should thank you for that but I won't because you probably would think I meant it which I would not. I hope Harry Nipples is still reading this because it sounds like he needs an education about who he chooses to hang around with.

Can we please talk about something else now? I love Cher. She's the greatest artist in the world!

And I just realized from reading some of HarryNipples' other posts that it is actually a female, so all that crap I said in # 143 and 146 don't hold water. Damn, I HATE it when I'm wrong! And that happens alot, too, people!

Cher's still my friend. You are all just haters. I think I need a hug.

OK so like I was saying before I got booted I could not have posted both 145 and 146 within a minute apart because I do not type that fast ever since I had the operation for carpel tunnel so it looks like you outsmarted yourself or selves.

Giving handjobs to the whole trailerpark male population really works a number on my wrists, I tell you what.

That's very funny fake Joe Bivvens but I am afraid that what you are doing is called superimposing.

Yeah, I love superimposing. I love it when Bubba superimposes his big sweaty hairy body over mine. MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm...

Why won't these voices stop in my head?!! I HATE arguing with myself! Maybe if I sing a Cher song to myself it will help drown it out!!

Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough,
No
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough,
No ...

It's like you people all think you're funny or smart enough to write for the Onion or Jokesmania.com or something but you really aren't.

t’ll be good to avoid some of the dross, but could we hold off on quality-post ratio (QPR)? I’m actually a season ticket holder at Queens Park Rangers (Loftus Road, London W12) who also subscibes to their mailing list and I doubt I’d be able to keep it all straight.

Luton Town home this Saturday - Up the R’s!!

Thnaks for the hard work. The site is a treat

Oops, sorry for 155. Wrong thread.

don't feed 'em, don't feed 'em don'tfeed'em DON'T DON'TDON'T

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, THE EXPRESSION IS :
IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY!

copying. fucker.

and now, damn it, i have to relenquish my troll patrol card. what a way to screw up my weekend.

just die, fucker, die.

Do the Golden Girls give you a chubby?

#153
i dunno, "gypsies, tramps and theives" also come to mind.

and i swear the last thing directed towards the troll:

we may not be perfect, pretty or even nice. but some of us have AWESOME grammatical skills.

look THAT up in your funk and wagnall's!
(am offering points for that referernce, even if i spelled it wrong)

Bunnyhugger you seem nice and I appreciate you sticking up for me against these impostors who are probably trolls as you say they are but be careful because you know the saying first they came for them and I stood by and did nothing and then they came for me.

oh, god, hopeless, i hope that's you.

otherwise, troll, you're also an idiot.

let's see if i can make this clear:
joe bivvens is not even the brightest troll in the herd.

i'm off to round up the billy goats. they may be gruff, but dammit, they beat trolls.

I doubt that is going to chase him away bunnyhugger but I admire your spunk and I thank you again for your support. Impostor clones make the internet unfun I agree.

Good night everyone.

oh i'm sick of this!!!!! That weird woman is the typical slut that wants to be famous anyway, so she just made up something about Colin Farrell to get the crowd's attention. Ok, Colin is the bad boy and bla bla bla, but that woman should GET A LIFE!!!!!!!biatch!

Hey bunnyhugger: I know what funk and wagnalls are- it is a brand of encyclopedia. my mom used to say "put that it your funk and wagnalls." when she was trying to rakishly put an end to a conversation. I was about 20 before I realized that she wasnt saying "put that in your fuckin' wagnels." I could have sworn "wagnels" was another name for your asshole.

Behold!

You know, I got a little Irish in me too. His name is Fergus, and he's about 5'3", with the cutest wee beard that tickles me neck while he pile drives me bunghole. Good times.

I said "bunghole".

HAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

C'mon me laddies. Not one of you up for some long dickin' with Papa?

And when I say "long", I mean "as long as yer thumb, and angry". And when I say "with", I mean "to". Ah, the rest is true.

Aye, I'm a bit of a fruit.

He is great, typical "bad boy" but he's rich!
Face it men, like it or NOT this boy is in demand. By the way, he's not dirty he's just going for the bed head look, all the better to lure you with...(eclispe)for some.

GODDDDD ITS THE T-MOBILE CHEERLEADER!!!

"I looooooooooove chewwwing gummm..."

"He said 'WHATEVER' and I said 'whaaateeeverrrrr'..."

"I was gonna be the only one to like Colin Farrell up my ass but Joe Bivens liked it too..."

As creepy and scuzzy as Colin is, I cant hate him for this story. For one thing, that stalker of his....whatever her name is, is nothing but an opportunistic parasite who needs to go back on her blue pills. Her Myspace page is ridiculous. What is she advertising her books about sleeping with Alec Baldwin (Why would any woman brag about that??) or is she advertising that she beats Paris Hilton in the "open vacancy backdoor hotel" department? Its really hard to tell. But its creepy stalkers like her that give sweet stalkers like me bad names. Now where is Johnny Depp, I have a book to write...

Bravo people. This is the funniest thread i've read in a long time.

Jane (#117) that site about Judith Reinsdorf was weird she goes on about fibromylagia there too. At the start he's Bivens then Biwens then Bivvens. Multiple personality. I bet little tina cried herself to sleep last night.

No you are wrong but there would be no way to convince any of you of this because all you want to do is punish anyone who may want to defend Colin Farrell like Tina.

Thank you Tina and Bivens. You guys made my day....
DONT come back.

I've decided to devote all of my free time to harrassing this bitch in hopes that she'll sue me too, because then I'd get to meet her face to face and bitch slap her for being such a whack job. I hate crazy people. If you're going to be crazy, at least make it entertaining. Making up stories about exchanging text messages with Colin Farrell, and having kinky sex with Alec Baldwin just make YOU look bad...not them. Fucktard.

Well since I doubt that YoMamma is the boss of the room I don't think I will listen to her besides she is not MY Mamma and if she was she would know that when I see injustice carried out I can't just remain idly by.

Oh, and I'm willing to bet that crazy bitch is a Scientologist. It just makes sense...

Hey Joe Bivens...why don't you go out and get yourself a fucking life? You seem to have read all 180 of these comments, which makes you a loser in itself...but when you feel the need to respond every time someone you'll never meet says something negative about you on the internet...well that just makes you look stupid. Fighting over the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win, you're still a tard. Get lost.

Well Rock and Roll Takeover opinions are like assholes and everyone has one so that goes for me too and if you can make yours than so can I and I don't tell you to get lost but maybe you should.

Is that really a picture of Colin? When did he morph into Matt Dillon???

Bivens...I'm surprised you took a whole 4 minutes to respond to that one. You really have nothing else going on do you?

I hate people named Tina. It's such a stupid ugly name, like Tara. Just makes you sound like some dirty trashbag who only hangs out with guys at the local 7-11 drinking 40s of Old E, smoking butts and then fucks them all one by one in the Knights of Columbus parking lot next door.
I'm just sayin'...

@178
(in the voice of a C-H-I-L-D)"yer not the boss of me"

damn.

Your intellect and wit never cease to amaze me. Please humor me with more. MORE MORE!

and if i was your momma....
I would have smothered you in your sleep a long time ago.

in my country tina means led, so wth are you guys on about?

Hiding from the troll. This is my only post on this thread. Wow. Who pissed him off. Bunny and all. Wish I could stay, but I will be at my sanctuary. Have a great week-end.

Pretty funny little bugger though. He'd probably be pretty likable if he wasn't so insecure and found an identity.

Bunny, I hope you believe that this is me, 'their' is no reason why you wouldn't. If anyone posts after this post and claims to be me. It's not me. Ignore him. Ignore him. I will be back monday.

Later,
Hopeless

UH WOW........

That whole attack session was pathetic. However, that is why I come here. Keep up the good fight Mr. Bivens, it is pretty funny.

P.S. I think this chick is for real and Colin should be worried.

Oh great so now I guess it's cool to make jokes about child abuse because you don't like what someone has to say you say you'd smother them with a pillow or something else probably worse well it isn't cool at all except it's the exact opposite.

uugh.
I give up.
Bivens..You are completly ridiculous. Im not sure what site you think you are on, but you are lost and out of your element. Save yourself alot of heartache, and go find that warm and fuzzy celebrity loving place. Its not here. We wont miss you...and dont bother responding...because nobody cares anymore. They never did.

JBLTC

@159 My hubby used to say that all the time, "Look it up in a Funk & Wagnall's." I never knew what the hell he was talking about, I mean I grew up with Britannica's. He's a bit older than me, lol.

I love how people say we this and we that and they this and they that when they really should just stick to themselves because unless you were elected pope or something you should be more humble about pretending to be important.

Ugh. This was a hilarious thread until these last couple of Bivvens posts. Now we're getting all serious about child abuse and pretending to be important. Come on -- this is THE SUPERFICIAL. I have to be frickin' careful of what I say everywhere else -- we need one place to be irreverent and gross.

Lighten up!!!

twzzgrl I agree that child abuse is heavy heavy but pretending to be important is fair game isn't it because why should I have to listen to some dimwit try to tell me what is ok and what is not ok I mean like I said no one elected him or her pope.

-If anyone posts after this post and claims to be me. It's not me. Ignore him. Ignore him.-

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Alright I am seeing a pattern here. Mr Bivvens is a whiny little bitch, and is probably Mr. Sensitive Pony Tail Man in life. And URALLLLOSERS is his fuck buddy.
You're officially on my radar.

Ok so Colin Farrell is a stupid b*stard, but leave the Irish out of it! We're not ALL bad!

I kind of think he looks like Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura in this picture. The hair in front and the stupid look on his face. Don't know why I didn't notice it before now...

@197 And the whole conversation between Bivvens and Bivvens was the best laugh that I've had in a while.

Yeah, gay jokes are funny!!! Oh, my sides!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's GENIUS, I tell you, GENIUS!!! WHy hasn't this site gotten press? It's a diamond in the rough!!!
Fuck buddies!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE oh that's fabulous.

fabulous? wheeeee???? The proof just keeps piling up.

I hear he also likes Cher.

And likes it rough.

@203 i hear you have a big nose, i like bitches wit big noses cuz they can smell trouble.

whoa yeah myspace

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