Yep, my night is set. In that I'm going to masturbate furiously.

http://www.hulkmad.com

She only wears see-thru clothes to distract ur eyes away from her hideous face...same with the bright lipstick!!

Check out the brother in the background of pic #1 on the top row. He's looking at her like she has a chicken wing around her neck.

Is she without her husband again? I don't see a gerbil looking creature. My that's one happy marriage.

Big God Damned Fucking Deal

The banana is back.

She's a ho and a half... and she used to be so talented!

She never wears anything that isn't see-through in some form or another.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

So she loses her nipple piercing out of respect for her husband, which makes her choice of outlets all the more confusing. Lose the outfits, put back the piercing.

http://www.exposay.com/aguilera-gets-her-nipple-ring-removed/v/2725/

Oh I love her, every piece of her, it's just too bad she wasn't wearing a thong....

^^^ that was supposed to be outfits, not outlets

In related news, my boner ripped past my zipper again...

See-through clothes and no wedding ring, that's sending a great message...

You would think with a salary like hers one could afford another shade of lipstick. Is she going to be trying to channel Marilyn Monroe the REST of her life???

#11 - that sounds like a Six Flags Ride.

Maybe if we're lucky she'll have an early demise too.

Aw, that's not nice.

Boo to the horrid outfit
and HELLA YES to 'em legs...her body is sick!

Superfish guy, I usually love you, but you've had a lot of ollllllllddddddd news on here lately. C'mon now. You can do better.

The third picture - it looks like that dudes finger is making a beeline for her asshole. Yeah dirty fingernail afterwards.

which divorce will come first: Aguilera and her pet gerbil or Pink and her Corey Hart? Lavigne and Deryk W. are already a given

That's what you get when you shop at Fredrick's. At least her ass is covered up...

which divorce will come first: Aguilera and her pet gerbil or Pink and her Corey Hart? Lavigne and Deryk W. are already a given

The third picture - it looks like that dudes finger is making a beeline for her asshole. Yeah dirty fingernail afterwards.

Which one of you men are going to state that you wouldn't fuck her?

Cause if you say that, you are a faggot. I mean that.

If I was visiting my grandmother in the hospital on her deathbed, and Christina walked in and wanted to fuck on that particular bed, my grandmother would probably have to be treated for a 3 foot fall.

grr fucking double/triple posts the server hates me today

She suffers from a severe allergy to opaque fabrics.

I too have the same condition.

Check her out! She's still bowlegged!

She's not the kind of girl you bring home to meet your mother. She's not the kind of girl you buy an engagement ring for. She's not the kind of girl you take on a date, or talk to. She's not the kind of girl you would hold open a door for.
Unless by doing said things she would allow you to drill her in the ass and ejaculate upon her face and tits, because that's the kind of girl she is.

Fuckin' A! I wore the same thing to the office today!

Also, why is my boss smothering his lap with rubber bands?

Speaking of ugly beeches - WTF is up with Vanessa Paradis' grill? She's got British mouth-rot. Her teeth are nightmare inducing.

@3 Top row Pic #3 I can't tell what he's looking at because it doesn't show his eyes. But what it does show is him trying to jam his finger in her asshole..................

#23 - I'm with you Papa. She'd get banged like a screen door in a hurricane. Lucky bitch.....

Platinum cloud on her head aside, I think she looks great and her shoes are bad-ass. As far as looking sexy & turning a man on, you can NEVER go wrong with red fingernail polish, a leopard print high heel and an all black dress. She's killin 'em - do it Christina! ;0}

@29, she's French

http://www.exposay.com/vanessa-paradis-on-johnny-depp-and-his-huge-head/v/2741/

i'd still do her

damn
i
want
to
fuck
her

This reminds me of the Melissa Miller thread from the other day:
"Her hair is too wet"
"Her skin is slightly shiny"
"Her breasts are fake"
I believe one commenter even complained that her intestines were too long.
Let's all just sit back and masturbate WITHOUT the bitching. If that's what I wanted I would go to my mom's house and put her turkey baster in my vagina. Again.

tell the truth

...she looks like she's
...[ha ha ha]
...trying to remember

how to

w
alk

lol

Not see-through enough, I say

@27 I would drill her in the ass and ejaculate upon her face and tits, because that is the kind of guy I am.

@papa... You know you thought the smae thing...

Hopeless

lol, looks like
she's tryin'
to
remember]
#how
t
o
walk

: ))

luv her taste in shoes ... ;)

bugger
you can see the deterioration
from post one to post two
it [post]

@35 My dick is bigger than that turkey baster, ask any Igger, it runs in the family.

oops, 'same' thing. My spelling sucks when I think about ejaculating. What a cool word, ejaculating. E-jac-u-la-ting. Fun. Ejaculation, Ejaculatory, Ejaculistic, Ejaculatorium.

Ugh! What's my scary phys ed teacher doing in the last picture on the right, third row down?

The teacher who put the soap holders on the floor of the shower.

She wears see-through clothes because she is smoking HOT and her body will kick your pussy little ass, bitches!

"Has anyone seen Hopeless?"

"He's in the ejaculatorium. He's been in there all day, again watching Christina Aquilera videos."

"Hey, Hopeless are you going to be in there all day? Give someone else a chance. You fucking ejaculatorium hog."

one wiff of this girls ass can bring a dead man back to life, she's so hot that I'd fuck every hole in her body...I'm just sick and twisted that way

Hopeless, go jack in the ejaculamatic. It's ejacutastic!

P.S. En Espanol, el jackutastico!

hopeless, get yer ass outta that ejaculatorium, before I lock you in there and just drown you with my man juice

hmmm. hopeless.
your love of language is only exceeded by your love of ejaculation.

at lease i hope so!

*ahem*
LEAST. the thought alone got me so excited i can't type straight!

and on topic, i actually like her. i can't get her out of my head singing in "mulan" when she was just a kid. and she is nicely put together.

oh, also to hopeless: how many years of latin did YOU take??

@Bunnyhugger Is 15 too young for you? Can I call you mommy? I mean 'mommy mistress'? I once had an erection that lasted 3 days. It continued even as I slept. You probably have no use for anything that lasts 3 days, like 3 days of..... hmmmm???? It's not like you wouldn't get a chance to eat ;0 .

Have to get back to my game of Chutes and Ladders.

Think about it.

Your little baby bunny,
Hopeless

oh, i imagine i could think of something to do with that for 3 days (you naughty boy!)!

lol you guys

...all over
...move along
...nothing to see :)

I'm beginning to see a pattern hire...

well said, herbie!

movin' along 'fore i gets meself in trouble!

#48 hahahahahhahahahahahahah MLAB

PS in Espanol el hahhahahahahahahahahahahah Yo soy en fuego privatos.

It is raining in Boston......

I masturbate in the shower so much that I have developed a Pavlovian response, I get an erection whenever it rains...and now Christina Aguilera?

#59
i shudder to think what happens when you get stuck in a rain storm.

*shudders with glee*

oh fuck. did i just say "glee"? i AM losing it. guess i'll go see if ren and stimpy are on (happy, happy joy, joy, happy, happy joy...).

#56 what pattern have you hired?
personally i am a fan of stripes.

guys, i am soooo sorry! i'm going to check for a gas leak.
i suck today!

I say thank goodness it's not Britney wearing see through dress... or else I would think twice about clicking on those images.

Saucie,

I am good to be hearing you are on private fire!

Que fantastico! Aguilera is una nombre con mucho queso y tacos bell grande!

Por favor, comes mi culo con mucho gusto y darle me, hija. Andele andele, mami, Eeya eeya, uh ohhhhhh.

Saucie Out!

She looks like a walking piece of yellow asparagus with a wig!

Still--I'd hit that!!

TCLTC

S-M-O-K-I-N HOT.

Any questions?

I bet that pink little ass taste like honey.

Fuck Jordan Bratman. What a fucker.

I love her classic look... I have always worn bright red lipstick and can say that you have not seen talent until you can keep it on while giving oral sex!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/blow-job.htm

#60, I once got stuck in the last row of a bus on a rainy day in Boston. Remember the kitchen scene from American Pie? Well, I had a bucket of chicken wings.....and I was the only person in the last row.....

I'm not lovin the Marilyn Monroe affectation (nothing looks worse than bright nail polish on short nails - looks like she's bleeding from her stubby finger tips), but Daddy likee those shoes - you know she wears them in bed. And there's nothin wrong with that.

I'd hit it. Repeatedly.

@48 Osh I think you are ejaculabrilliant. Can't stop laughing. And who knew you were multi-lingual? Just how many tongues do you speak? I believe I am on the verge of another 3-day........whoa..... Yes should be a very erectifying week-end.

@57 Definite trouble

Down Boy! Down!

I Lick You All,

Hopeless

You know, no matter how trashy she's ever been, I've got to respect her for knowing what body size looks best on her frame and just leaving it be, as opposed to starving herself just for its own sake. I would say she's definitely qualified to be wearing see-through clothing...

Hey, flaunt it if you got it is what I always say. And keep it covered if you don't *cough*Britney*cough*

Well when you're a whore, you're supposed to dress like one. That's common knowledge people.

Mickey mouse fucks up people, you guys. He's the one to blame, that asshole. First Britney who ended up marrying Cletus and ended up having the exact same life she would've had if she hadn't left her hillbily town for hollywood: popping out the kids of her unemployed husband.
Then Christina ended up being a 24 hour whore, blowing executives now. Not just mouseketeers. Looking like she's on her way to her real job. The one that pays the records.
Then Justin with all the drugs and homosexuality...

I'm telling you. It's that bastard Mickey. You keep going to Disney World.

@63 I would be happy to eat your grand taco and quickly cum in your ass before you mom gets home.

Later all

See ya tomorrow

I'd hit it,

with an aviation grade barrel of industrial degreaser.

nasty ass skank.

I don't think there are enough pictures of her on this one...do you have anymore?

Is it me, or does she just seem angry all the time? If I had her body and voice, I would be smiling all the time.
Maybe it's because of her ugly husband. Not only do I frown when I see him, I also gag a little...

hey, 72: that's exactly what my mama always told me!
(flaunt if ya got it). somehow, my neighbors don't always agree.

oh, hopeless, you're not leaving this early? no, you crave the bunny lovin'. you will always be my #2 baby bunny--

as long as you behave.

(sorry about #2, dude, but somebody here claims # 1. and he's probably way more fluffier than you)

damn, almost forgot @ fug #57:
wasn't that terribly uncomfortable? personally i prefer the hot tub with ..................................

this has been waaaa-y too much fun today.

I was there -- for all of your bitching, she looked fantastic, and I had the benefit of seeing this --> http://www.fuerzabruta.net/ afterwards. Incredible.

I know you lot hate me for using your 'American' site, but hey...

She's beauutifullll.

I think she's ugly, but that is because I'm gay and I prefer a hairy ass. Please read about it in the Colin Farrell thread. Support your local gay.

I support my local gay, but he is Kevin Spacey (local candidate for Labour MP in the Borough of Hampstead).

I'm sorry, Moriarty, I'm stupid and I don't know what that is. Please explain, my brain isn't functioning quite well off my diet of ejaculatory emissions.

@79
i don't hate.

I'm also busy arguing with myself (I have a split personality disorder) so my brain is really shortcircuiting.

Damn, the Koko Club is a regular haunt of mine. I wasn't there that day though.

um...and i give a shit why, again?

This is why God created CELEBRITY. God Bless CHRISTina. Life would be so boring if we did not have gloriously self-involved, gorgeous, talented and ridiculous people like her.

This will be painful to many...it is for me.

See the last photo in row 3 (pic 4)???

That old woman is her grandmother.

It's gonna take alot of porno tonite to get my wood back in working order.

I used to have a dress just like that, except originally it wasn't see-through. Someone mistakenly threw it in the dryer on high heat, and while it shrunk in terms of skirt length, the sleeves easily stretched back out. But then it had all those fuzzballs on it. So I used one of those battery-operated sweater-shavers on it, and once de-balled, the dress looked just like Christina's.

But I couldn't wear my dress like that. For one thing, I get out of a car just like Paris and Mischa do -- I spread my legs far enough apart to mount a horse. Christina is probably much more graceful getting out of a car in a skirt that short. Too bad we will never know, since it looks like no one took her picture at that crucial moment.

haha binkerstocks!

@89...OMFG

thanks a lot buddy.

*unsuccessfully tries to revive flaccid genitalia*

thanks a fucking bunch.

#81 Mmmmm, butt sex, and I got just the hairy fella' you been lookin' for, laddie! He's a bit large, but plenty o' room to maneuver, m'boy!

Ah that Colin Farrell. You know, I got a little Irish in me too. His name is Fergus, and he's about 5'3", with the cutest wee beard that tickles me neck while he pile drives me bunghole. Good times.

Oh, doe's eat oats.
And mares eat oats.
And little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'l eat ivy too.
Wouldn't you?

Oh, doe's eat oats.
And mares eat oats.
And little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'l eat ivy too.
Wouldn't you?

Mmmmm, bunghole!

I'm not an ass person myself. I prefer another hairy orifice.

I do so love to eat me some spunky cunt. Sorry Papa, but you don't have the right equipment to satisfy a fine piece of cow flesh like me.

@79
i don't hate, i masturbate, a lot, a whole lot, a bunch.

Fuck, I am an annoyingly gay waste of sperm. It's OK though, 'cause I'm also a sperm repository. Like Paris Hilton, I take all comers.

*cummers*

I suck, literally.

And I know that if I force you to listen to another god dam gay uncle story, you will each track me down and remove an organ of your choice with a butter knife, a can opener, and an ice cream scooper.

Did I mention that I suck, literally?

I did, well it bears repeating, like my endless stream of conciousness shit that rivals only lame 'nanners for it's ass munch factor.

Nope, lame 'nanners wanted a recount, and I won. I am the gayest poster on this thread. Thank you everyone. You love me, you really love me.

Who needs trolls, when I am a fucking regular? I don't insult, offend, OR entertain. I just post 200 times a day without saying a fucking thing! Not one fucking thing!

I am amazing! And gay.

I'll shut up now, before you all pull out your teeth in despair. But don't worry, I'll be back tomorrow, endlessly pretending to be funny, while you shave your flesh with cheese graters to numb the pain of my goddam rants.

Remember, I suck, literally!

Die, you pretentious homo.

@32 - thanks for the link. i dont hate her anymore. she seems nice. that's one less person....(crosses vanessa's name off list with lipstick, a la steve buscemi)

Holy jeez I wanted to lick 'em.

Right now I'm just hoping someone stole Papa's alias....because I'd find it hard to believe he'd "come out" on line. And even then it wouldn't be his style. But that's just my impression.

oh, and if you want to see masturbation...just check out today's post. It's disturbing. so, enjoy.

www.trannyandzannagranny.blogspot.com

on a totally UNrelated subject, TMZ has Parisite Hilton on video talking about what people are saying about her on "certain" websites, listen to it, it's fucking hilarious one "quote" is straight from "THESUPERFIACIAL", I cannot fucking believe Superficial Guy missed this. I should take over this website, this guy is getting to slow.......

#65 - "I bet that pink little ass taste like honey."

yep, justlikehoney ;0}

hiii ummm jrzmommy,

I'm glad you volunteered for a while... I spent three months there (not quite as long as you, I know) but I did grow an attachment to the people, at least enough to think twice before degrading their "stinky" culture. Glad you got so much out of your volunteer experience.

It's stupid of people (namely, you) to try and ever--so-subtley disclose their (your) income over the net.

you're probably old and have had to work your entire life for your mediocre-class bimmer and and that sorry excuse of a chevy with chrome wheels.

Before you go all menopausal on me, I can't spend a year out of the country while attending UC Berkeley... and I drive an Infiniti G35... not too shabby for an 18-year-old's first car.

((you mean to tell me that WASN'T subtle??))

I <333333 Jrzdaddy.

@101

Jrzmommy, is that you??

106. I don't think you have anything to worry about in terms of Papa's sexuality. He's fighting a troll on the 'Colin Farrell' thread or possibly fighting with himself, I'm not too sure.

100-3 Go away Fake Hopeless. The real one is much funnier.

89. Why would Christina be partying in a see-through dress with her grandma? Weird.

I think you are right #74 - I blame that stupid cunt of a mouse for all the evils of this world.

Ok so whoever is going from thread to thread and impostoring me well all I have to say is that you have no life and what hopeless said about himself or herself applies doubly to you.

K what exactly is the point of wearing see through clothing with underwear?? If you're going with the see through skip the underwear. It makes no sense I tell yah!

My last post yesterday the was # 75. Every other post after that i.e. 99, 100, 101, 102, 103 was not me. I guess this means I'm pretty fucked, unless I put in my URL, which is under construction.

Thank you @112 for seeing that it was not me. It's funny really someone who gets so envious they have to try to bash you by trying to become you. I have confidence that the people who know my style would know that it was not me.

I really like this site alot, and I think you all rule.

She's being way to coy unlike these other Hollywood starlets who always wear nothing under the invisible wear.

Okay, so she wears the coverup undies. Oh well, we can get those off in short order. Hmm, she's so plowable I'd take her with those nice fake tits and all.

C'mon you smurfy genie let's go.

cmon her figure's good, just let her be.

Yes, thank you 112, for shoving your head so far up my ass that I actually felt it. It's been a while, as I'm not too sensitive down there since I started volunteering as a prison outreach lay minister.

Those guys are so cool, they even gave me my own nicknames, like "punk", "bitch", "fuck hole", ... I have learned a lot from working with the guys, and gotten in touch with my feminine side.

What was I saying? Oh, break out the cheese graters and start shaving your shins, becauase I am sure to post another 30+ times today with all kinds of pain inducing mindless rants.

Why? Because I am an annoying pretentious git, who is deluded enough to think that others are interested in the least in the lame shit that I spew, which I sadly believe is actually entertaining. Fucking shoot me now, please.

@119...aren't you a bit of terrific!!!

you have truly lowered the bar for all annoying board spammers.

I wish you well on all your future endeavors, including your certain sodomization at the hands of several large Samoan men sometime in the future.

Why are there so many annoying fucking retards on here all the time now? Whatever happened to just being a dick instead of an annoying asshole? I blame in on the parents.

or maybe I blame it on the parents.

Woah. Sexy

Why do I seem to have an annoying fucktard itch that I just can't scratch all the time now? Whatever happened to my deep rectal probe and KY that I use to tame my annoying asshole?

Fuck me. Seriously, that was an open invitation. Fuck me.

#124 I'd hit it.

But then I give tongue massages to hopeless_screenwriter's 'nads.

Meh.

I don't do tongue, I do full rectal penetration, leave you all clean and shit, you can call me the health inspector.(virtually, since this is the internet)

Amazing how you took time out of your busy weekend to register all of our nicks.

oh, and fuck you, you stoopid loser you're just fucking up the site.

Yeah, I've wasted enough time on you ass clowns, but with all the mindless shit posted on this site recently, you fucking deserved a taste of your own feces.

You must be the last fucking person on this site not to understand that you can easily change your display name with at typekey. Even Iambananas does it all the time. Five seconds, no registration, and no guarantee of unique registry. Retarded? You betcha!

Have fun with the butt sex, fucktards.

Wow. I feel like some kid from the set of "Real Genius" has way too much time on his hands. Go back to building a super atomic laser that will kill all people who don't watch Monday Night Wrestling and leave the Superficial to the not-so-nerdy-and-clearly-homosexual people.

and by clearly-homosexual I meant not-so-clearly homosexual, but it clearly didn't come out right. fuck.

wait, what? forget that last line, hangovers are dickholes.

So now you have all you want.

What's your next move bubba?

Well? we are all waiting, no feces coming outta this keyboard (Alienware gaming portable btw).

DO SOMETHING JACKASS, or is that all ya have?

@132 Barbado? Is that you? I'm afraid to post. I heard there was a troll in the room, and I'm fresh out of live frogs. This will be my last post until Monday on any thread.. Have a good week-end all.

Your's
hopeless

@133...it's me, on 131 and 132, but this shit sucks all ass. *Sigh*

I apologize if the troll offends anyone using my nick.

That's not how we are supposed to roll here, this site is gonna go down if they they don't come up with some authentication or something.

have a good one, I'm off to enjoy some puertorrican poosey.

Damn girl - you are HOT! She looks fucking great!
To all yous who are mocking her you got a problem with your eyes man - or you gay, or your ten and think she got girl germs, or you are an ugly bitch!

#12 - she has a massive rock on her finger! Just cos she married does that mean she can't leave the house without her hubby?

i am a fucking faggot i'm afraid to come out look at me i'm so scared of the troll you guys all suck, come out and play with me.

See what I mean I was over in the Colin Farrell thread and because some sicko didn't like what I had to say all of a sudden there were impostors posting using my name and saying things that I would never think of let alone type so you aren't alone and I agree that if this site doesn't find a way to make sure everyone who posts here is honest and trustworthy then it sucks.

All stars should be this glamorous on their lil entourages of the town

ohh gunna get dirtyyyyyyy
sweat drippin over my bodayyyyyy
gunna get dirtayyyyyy
do do do doo do ded doo

*yeah*

@137...it's a form of identity theft and i would think they would at least try to find a way to authenticate or at the VERY least, that the SF post a public service announcement. I mean, they posted one to tell peoople to stop FIRST all the time. C'mon, SF....keep the site something fun for us to come to....

It is theft and it is much worse than first or second or eleventeen so what does that tell you about some of the people who post here with no regard for the feelings of others and since I am new here and I see it like that I can just imagine what someone who has been here a long time thinks.

141 - I can assure you that most of the people that come here, are good people just having fun. I'm pretty sure it's only one or two people who steal nicknames. But either way, yes, there are quite a few "regulars" that don't post anymore, or as often because of the bullshit.

Well #142 I believe you are sincere and you think people here are so nice and everything but not too many have spoken out on this issue so that might give the rotten eggs encouragement to continue their being bad. Maybe if more people said this was wrong it would stop.

The reason nobody speaks out about it is because if you ignore it, then it will go away. If you can't ignore it then at least try to rip the shit of the person in a humorous & derogatory way to keep things interesting. Incessant whining about it won't make it go away - it only adds more fuel to the fire.
The whining has gotten just as, if not more irritating than the little fuck who jacks people's names.

By the way, regarding the pictures above, not sure if anyone else noticed since I didn't read all the comments but look at the top row, 3rd pic from the right. That guy's ginormous hand looks like he's ready to fingerbutt her.

She looks good....but....whats with the makeup? And why cant her hair ever be a "normal" color???

if i wasn't so gay i'd totally hit that...

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

hi guys :) [woah sunny]

i'm supposed to reply to
#78 #48 and #119
but i have no idea why
and i have a soft female upstairs
so you will just
have to play with yourselves
and your fame
[stop]

]btw its not actually sunny[
]it was just an incredible[
]amount of light that was around us :) [

and
i
t
wasnt going inwards
if you know what we mean
and i think that you probably do

ps dont be mean to frogs
were starting with them
if we have to go back

#148 - WTF

Pay no attention to herbiefrog/lamebananas - It's the type of being who tries to be different for the sake of being different & fails miserably at it, i.e. it loves The Cure, The Smiths and Hanson.
It also likes to hear the sound of its own voice, even though it makes others cringe whenever it opens its mouth.

I could swear this site used to be funny. Oh well.

We'll all make sure to try much harder for you moving forward, Courtney.

Nice try. (?)

OHHHHHH Zanna?

#148 - Are you fucking high? GOD, I hate you!

Where are the new posts?!? I'm tired of looking at Xtina!

Anyway She probably just washed the piece of cloth too much it wore out and became translucent.

Aw, don't sell yourself short, biatcho my love. I wasn't referring to the commentators per se, as the pety infighting tends to be much funnier than the original posts.

But I appreciate your dedication to trying harder to make me happy, it means the world to me <3

Poor Britney...her nemesis has clearly beat her in popularity, attractiveness, and simply having her life together. It must really hurt looking at all the online photos of Xtina looking hot.

I love this dirty slut.
Does she still sing songs? It seems like all she does just walks around in skimpy tight clothing giving me a hardon.

ok, she's bangin' hot and can def. pull off any outfit. LOVE THE SHOES!

Said it once and I'll say it a million times...Skank-A-Licious.

Man I'd hit that...hard and often!

Hey, at least she's wearing something in it. Though, I kinda miss her boobs. I'm a woman and I can't help but think she's hot.

Fuck you, Angelina Jolie.

@162 what's your beef with Angelina Jolie? well i think i can sum up your resentment in one word J E A L O U S Y!