1st?

If she ate some food her body wouldn't hate her so much.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

3rd?

Someone needs to tell her she's not Audrey Hepburn. Call me crazy, but I thought the fresh-out-of-rehab, black and white dreadlocked Nicole was hot.

Mmmmm, heroin

http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/

You're almost there Nicole!! Keep up the good work! 10 more pounds and you will successfully have gotten back down to your birth weight!

OH MY GOSH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT WHERE SHE'S FROM, LOOKING LIKE AN INSECT IS A TRUE FORM OF BEAUTY!

...I MEAN SURE, ITS ANOTHER PLANET, BUT SO?
ALL CREATURES ARE MADE ALIKE....i mean HUMANS.

Then again, it wouldn't be such a terrible thing if she just withered up and died would it?

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

I black out everytime I hear "Dancin' on the Ceiling".

Maybe she was saving her appetite for Jeff Goldblums love juice.
I admire her determination - besides its been awhile since a good celebrity death.

F all of u. I'd still hit that...

I was so glad on Project Runway when it was Miss America they had to design for. When they announced the week before of celeb royality - I thought for sure it would have been Paris or this stick.

Walking Death.
poor girl.
11th?

Awesome. Hey isn't this how that Shiavo bitch ended up handicapped? Go Nicole!

damn

the girl is as pale as a ghost, the only color on her is her nail polish

I need a swizzle stick for my coffee and milk. Hey there's one...

I missed everybody yesterday. Cleaning day. The neighbors have been complaining about the smell coming from my crawl space.
I thought I used enough lye.

Nicole Richie. Hmmm. It really doesn't do anything for me to make fun of handicapped people, accept for the ones who where helmets and bang into each other like pinballs.

Another cool thing is something Dr. Rokter once told me, "Whenever you tell a retard something is a cookie they almost automatically put it in their mouth."

Another fun thing to do is after you blow your load in their mouth (not 'there' mouth: thanks bunny) as soon as you blow your load, smack them hard in the back of thier helmet (not 'there' helmet) and watch your sac-juice shoot out their nose like an angry dragon.

Anyway, other than that it's not cool to make fun of retards.

hey is that a leg in your skirt or are you just happy to see me.

oh! oh god that's your leg!

I'd let her suck my cock, except for three things:
1. - she's starved herself so much, she might just bite a chunk out of it.

2. - if she didn't bite, I'd blow a big load down her throat and her stomach would explode like a concentration camp victim eating an orange after being set free.

3. - she's fucking ugly.

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========== See Nicole? You witch! Let's see if you've learned your lesson! Oh please, I hope she doesn't faint while driving! Stupid hoe!

@18 It's 'their' helmet not 'thier' helmet. Finger slipped. I'm going to get reamed for that. I'm also pretty sure it's 'on' the back of their helmet, not 'in' the back of their helmet. Back to Auschwitz for English lessons. Bunnyhugger is going to shave my head and whip me with barbed wire again. I hope.

Damn, doesn't these pictures look like the start of every porno scene ever filmed?
Except in this one, the guy would keep his pants on and run like hell.

hopeless.
I think it's nice that you involved them in your games like that, just like uncle rob used to do hey? You should be thanked for your care in the community work.

That emaciated fuck could get full eating a saccharine pill.

so now good old Nicole is getting heart arrhythmia from her body being so wasted. Although this is self-inflicted, ya gotta kinda wonder if anyone who's making a buck off of her would get her to a hospital? The bloodsuckers--agents, publicists, etc.
anyway.....this is kinda funny
http://www.adrants.com/images/jimmy_chew.jpg

Poor girl,

Its fun to make fun and all, but when somebody seriously has a problem that could kill them, its slightly less funny than drop kicking puppies into traffic.

Who faints from HEAT exhaustion in an air-conditioned store?

She probably fainted from low blood sugar from lack of food. She should have at least eaten an apple or a banana. That would have helped her recover a lot better than water...

I wonder how many more times she's going to do that in public before somebody straps her down and force feeds her.

I don't know why someone would want to starve themselves. There are other ways of losing weight. Granted they are not easy and require discipline, but they are much safer than just not eating.

I hope she gets this under control soon...

She looks like a midget on stilts...........

I thought this was a celebrity bashing web-site, but they keep showing pictures of Ethopian refugee camp victims. The SF really needs to lighten up. At least I'd fuck this refugee, as opposed to letting the little bloated black kids just giving me hand-jobs. I just can't tolerate the flies for long.

I think it was the stress from trying to decide which type of rice cake to have for dinner.

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Damn, that looked better when I typed it...

I like how she rejected the offer of food as though it were garlic to a vampire. Girls, take notice - this is what happens to you when you obtain all of your protein and sustenance from the nozzle of a cock.

Who the hell cares what this no-talent, dumb as a doorknob, ignorant, ugly, bag of bones does...eats...drinks...or sleeps with????

When you can fuck a chick with your forearm, without them feeling it, you really need some pasta.

not that i doubt she has an eating disorder but are any of you actually from LA?

ive thought i was going to pass out from the heat everyday the past two weeks!

Eat a sammich, girl! Dayum, she's nasty.

Poor girl, cant afford any food!

Was Pete Doherty in the vicinity? To draw her blood?

She's pregnant with twins. Can't you see it?

Lol @ 40

God, enough with the stupid, retarded BIG SUNGLASSES! They look ridiculous and the only two people who could pull off that look was Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis and Audrey Hepburn. Enough already.

Also? Who cares? Rich, spoiled brat starving herself and fainting while shopping. I have no pity for her.

Next, please.

Stupid salespeople, she's already had her daily ration of 1 TicTac. It's so hard to find good help these days.

Has anyone else ever noticed that her FEET keep growing, in spite of her not eating? It's like the skinnier SHE gets, her feet just will not give up the fight, and get bigger, bonier, and uglier....

37 you thought, but did you? no because i assume youre a normal healthy human being. it gets to be over 100 degrees in the subway stations in nyc, no air conditioning, no fresh air. just dirty hot steamy armpit air, youre standing there waiting for a train to come with a hobo grinding up next to you. do you know what happens to hobos in 100 degree weather and no fresh clean air? yeah. and you dont see me passing out! dont make excuses for this bitch. who cares about her.

Once waking from having passed out the most obnoxious side effect is feeling very very hot and sweating profusely. That's why she said she was hot. The heat had nothing to do with her passing out. She passed out due to a drop in blood pressure, most likely due to a very low blood sugar. She needed more in her system than water. At the very least the store manager should have plied her with a full-calorie Coke and a cookie. That's what the Red Cross gives you if you pass out from donating blood.

It's like having fingers where her toes should be! ugh.

I wonder if she'd give a good hand job with her finger-toes? Would she give lessons on said foot-jobs?

Has anyone ever noticed how thin she is?

she looks over-weight to me but then the camera does add about 10 lbs.

@46 Omigosh, that sounds absolutely disgusting. Are the subway cars themselves not airconditioned either? I'm so glad I don't have to use public transportation. I mean, I understand why New Yorkers need it, I'm just glad that I don't!

Ok, this has gone from amusing to just...sad.

Someone needs to stage an intervention.

Seriously.

She's a pretty girl....if she just packed on 40+ lbs....

And Showgrrrl, you are WAAAAY too obsessed with her feet. Are you jealous of her feet?

the cars themselves are airconditioned, sometimes they are broken which makes for a tasty ride, especially when youre standing in a crowded car during rush hour crammed underneath an indian guys armpit and can practically feel his curry flavored sweat dripping down on you. yum.

i think that episode of seinfeld where elaine was the best man at the lesbian wedding sums up the subway riding experience in ny quite nicely.

@52 I could just imagine what you would smell on that type of subway............

47--it was either low blood sugar (not eating!!) or most likely due to an electrolyte imbalance that caused an irregular heartbeat and not enough O2/blood was pumping to her brain. Extremely common in advanced stages of anorexia. DJ AM should give her a protein injection or some tubesteak from time to time to prevent this.

54--try riding a bus in Sri Lankan heat and humidity with them stinky fuckers. PEEEE-YOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Yelling "For God's sake woman eat a sandwich!"

i hope to live my whole live and never have the pleasure, thank you

Eat a fucking cheeseburger already. And what is with the "first" commenter always having to write "first"? What are we, in grade 2?

Having sex with Nicole Richie is like putting your penis in a can of Tinkertoys. Hey, remember Tinkertoys? Those things were great...

Man I don't blame here. Your either too fat or too skinny in that stupid celeb world. If she was too get healthy and gain some weight everyone would be on her. Thought she would look great if she gained some.

Plus she probabaly thinks she looks hot.

Meh/

people fron nyc bitch too much

just move

I hate that fucking place too but its because there are no real americans there.
All of them are from 3rd world shitholes.

Might be a few there that look native but they are really from Canada...or Nebraska.

Most of California sucks too.

Maybe when the icecaps melt,we'll be rid of you fucks.

OH MY GOD! That happened to me yesterday at work! In the middle of talking to my boss, I passed out and next thing I knew I was at hospital. I must be related to Nicole Richie somehow.

She looks like the kind of girl that can take 16" of vein-laden rock-solid black manaconda at the drop of a dime. She needs to get on my team - my team of whores. I play third base, she could be the catcher. Ha!

hey jfp you can eat my fucking brooklyn born ass. fugedabout it! eyo!

@61 -- I liked lincoln logs.

any shitwipe that says "fugedabout it" is not native... being unloaded on our shores doesn't make you one of us greeseball.

Stallion, I present jane's eyre. And people this why her nose gets made fun of. I don't think it's that big. But I'm comparing it to an apartment building.
I bet jrzmommy will make a mean comment to me.

http://www.myspace.com/whatsallthisthen

I wish she would faint again,

head first, onto a floor protruding bamboo spike.

@68 Didn't everyone come here from somewhere else, technically.........And watch the greaseball shit

Lamebananas, you really need to get something better to do than stalk me. You're such an asslicker, trying to cozy up to Stallion.

Techinically, anyone who is not Native American is not "from here".

No.

My people have always been here except for one mistake and that was over 200 years ago.

The rest of you can fuck off...especially the soprano wannabe's. (we like your food though)(we like your women too)(but the rest of you gotta go...you're fucking up the place)

its called sarcasm you suburban midwestern peice of shit.

73 - Yes, and they all need to back to Africa. Or in your case, Noseville.

we've had a vote and decided Marisa Tomei can stay.

Technically we all need to go back to africa or maybe the US's book-of-genesis based science books miss that bit out...

So I am the only one waiting for one of these anorexic celebs to actually drop dead? Maybe if one of them actually died from anorexia, the others might get the hint and realise that starving yourself to death isn't a very good idea. Especially if you have loads and loads of money you haven't managed to spend, yet.

And how exactly does she expect to feed 5 kids when she can't even feed herself?

http://www.exposay.com/nicole-richie-feels-broody-wants-five-kids/v/2724/

What is this shit? I can't even look at the pictures of this fucking freak. Do you think this hard on is gonna go away by itself?

Morons.

We haven't had a celebrity starve themselves to death since Karen Carpenter. Come On Nichole! You don't want Whitey to win that contest...you're almost there. a couple more pounds and you win!

Hey jFp,
As another new yorker (and one who doesn't say Fuhgeddiboudit by the way), you can suck my dick while I take a shit all day. Not that it matters, but my family came over here 300+ years ago (I win the pissing contest). You are ass drool. Lametard!

Her hair weighs more than the rest of her. Fat bitch. Where's Celebrity Fit Club when you need them???

I love how useless are the parents of these girls. No power on them whatsoever even though they still mantain them.

@83
ass drool lametard??
WOW.

83Boogerish

"while I take a shit all day"
so we have established you are Full of Shit.

"my family came over here 300+ years ago"
We were here 1st....twinkie fuckbait

someone give her a cookie!

Just put it in her mouth and move her jaws... or put some cookies in a blender...

You haven't established a goddam thing, you fucking maggot. So what are you then? Some kind of injun? Fuck you, I hope a casino blows up with you in it. Why don't you drink some more fire-water? That'll make you feel better...

Ass clown!

As another New Yorker, I must say I will love spatz forever, partly because of the name "spatz" and partly because--Robert, is that you?--and partly because I f*cking hate New York forever and ever and find nothing worth staying for and partly because also the streets smell like garbage, so you're either in the sweaty armpit of a subway or your face is in the armpit of someone ON the subway, or you get off the subway and smell a lot of f*cking garbage, sitting there rotting on the streets.

I don't know where my real home is, but it ain't here. And Nicole Richie wouldn't survive here, not even for one bloody second. Speaking of bloody, she probably doesn't do *that* anymore, does she? No babies for Nicole. What a shame.

As another New Yorker, I must say I will love spatz forever, partly because of the name "spatz" and partly because--Robert, is that you?--and partly because I f*cking hate New York forever and ever and find nothing worth staying for and partly because also the streets smell like garbage, so you're either in the sweaty armpit of a subway or your face is in the armpit of someone ON the subway, or you get off the subway and smell a lot of f*cking garbage, sitting there rotting on the streets.

I don't know where my real home is, but it ain't here. And Nicole Richie wouldn't survive here, not even for one bloody second. Speaking of bloody, she probably doesn't do *that* anymore, does she? No babies for Nicole. What a shame.

Apologies for the double post.

Wait, I'm not sorry.

I give her about 8 more days of life...

Mark my words people of Earth: This poor girl is about to die!

Too bad, I liked her on the first season of her and that skank's show. She was funny, chubby, and not afraid of anything. Now she is just funny looking. I should send her a cookie.

She can't die...on my rotten dot com celebrity deathlist, I picked Mary Kate Olsen to go this year. MK has to go first.

damn, i hate to make a serious comment here, but i have actually passed out from heat stroke.
in a dress.
at a fair.
in front of a lot of people.
shit, that was embarrassing.

and, my dear hopeless (#22) you've been a very bad boy.
i have some very nice plans for you........

Hey, boner boy (jFp). I already came up with your Injun name:
Dances With Fags...
Because I'm absolutely certain you take it up the booty. I can imagine you rolling around naked with your fat slob of a boyfriend, giggling like school girls and sticking fruit up each other's bottoms.

By the way Ass drool, I dug up your bitch-whore mother's stinking corpse, decapitated her, and mouth-fucked her until jism was coming out of her ears. Best head I ever had (Hyuck, hyuck. "head". get it?) I suggest you don't try to verbally fuck with me again, because I will own you every time.

Have a good evening Ass Drool. I hope you get nut-sack cancer:)

i smell troll...

Look how deeply you were cut.

In just a few post, you have established how much pain you were in.....
Your rambling tirade is indicative of that.

You were not a worthy opponent.

You can keep your hair...its not worth taking.

Try living in Niagara Falls where smelly, sweaty people from all over the world descend upon your city 4 months of the year to look at water falling over rocks and cheesy wax museums and gamble their life savings away at a non-Native American Casino. Plus, they drive their cars up here, not knowing how to drive, and cause numerous traffic accidents making life for the locals a living hell. Maybe Nicole will come here and throw herself over the Falls, once she realizes that she has no talent, and nothing to contribute to society except her stupidity. Although, Jude and Sienna were here last week and both of them are still around.

@96 dooooooode you just got ownt, you're a total and complete llama.

It's kind of sad when the online fights are more entertaining than the stories themselves.

And I love New York -- no place better, in my opinion.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wrong again, Ass Drool! You amuse me much more than you bother me. Didn't you notice that I added a smiley at the end of my last post? Anyhoo, thanks for not scalping me.

Seriously though, you can't make posts like your earlier ones and not expect to have your ass handed to you. You can have the last word if you want. I grow weary of this...

You have been owned by the Boognish:)

@97 Definately that distinguished stench of troll. tr I happen to like Jfp. There's a fine line between blatant vulgarity and 'Jest'. Hmmmm. I think I am more on the vulgar side though. jFp= funny, and clever. Troll = idiot.

Bye, dominatrix.

I think she is the "Before" to Pamela Anderson's "After"

SHE IS ONLY MELNOURISHED SO SHE CAN GET ADOPTED(AGAIN) BY ANJELINA JOLIE.

looks like Mr.Richie is out of honey.

stupid whore.

#103
that's MISTRESS to you!
lol! nah, i'm a lover, not a fighter!
and i agree. this site has a multitude of trolls, most of which are the same person. some days it's downright depressing.

Would someone please just slap those big ass ugly sunglasses off her face already? It's enough to send a person over the edge...

one time I fainted like that after a year of abusing ecstasy, coke, and smoking weed everyday. the doctors said I fucked up my own blood pressure. I was in really bad shape, not to mention really depressed for a year.

Nicole, grow the fuck up, think about the impact you're making on young girls all over america. You may not realize it or not but a lot of dumb girls look to you as a role model. Stop with the "poor lost girl" shit, stop tweaking and snorting and slammin shit and grow up or get lost. Try taking care of yourself for once. There's this thing called excercise-- try that instead of consuming drugs everyday to look skinny :) you don't deserve to be in the public eye, pathetic junkie slut.

I don't know why I'm typing this like she'll read this but she pisses me off SO BAD

- or not. whatever

and am I the only one who thinks its pathetic that shes another "hot" latina who tries to look like a white girl? nicole richie, jessica alba, beyonce knowles, all "ethnic" beauties who try to fit into the caucasian standard of beauty. why not be true to your own natural beauty and culture?

@ spatz and jrzmommy

I'm sure white people don't stink. Nope, they're the freshest smelling people in the entire world. Yuuuuppp, white people eat cheeseburgers, not curry.

and I'm sure Sri Lankan's didn't exactly enjoy riding a bus with your stank ass.

At least they make more money than you do.

@ 80..She has probably stopped having her period..one symptom of anerorexia so i have no idea how she expects to even have ONE kid, and i read a couple months ago, in a magazine, she wants to GAIN weight because she knows she is too skinny. I also read she's in rehab..hmm..doesn't seem to be working nicole
you look 80 or 5
either way its sickning.
gain some fuckin weight
makes me want to shove a cheeseburger down her throat. i feel bad for her though since everyone was saying she was too fat before..poor girl
you can never win in hollywood can you?

meh id still give her one by one a i mean a burger or something damm she must be hungry

know what? on anorexia sites (and similar) they always say "wear nailpolish to cover up the fact that your nails are discoloured/which is an indication of malnutrition"
Having that said.. have you noticed that hilary duff and Nicole Richie always wear nailpolish. well, at least on the pictures i have seen.

know what? on anorexia sites (and similar) they always say "wear nailpolish to cover up the fact that your nails are discoloured/which is an indication of malnutrition"
Having that said.. have you noticed that hilary duff and Nicole Richie always wear nailpolish. well, at least on the pictures i have seen.
postitgoddamnit

Her impending death from anorexia is not funny. She's a human being first, celebrity second.

I can only imagine her father's devastation if she honestly passed away. I don't think Lionel Richie could handle it.

I pray she gets the help she needs.

I hope also that none of you experience the hell that is anorexia.

i came to the party too late.
91, my name is from the movie some like it hot. dorky as that may sound, there it is. no i'm not robert. i'm a girl. not a robert.
if you hate new york you can very easily pack your shit and leave.

110--Go get some heatstroke, would ya? And YES the Sri Lankans did appreciate me being there--White American = Green American Dollars. American Volunteer = Aid to Civil War Torn Nation.
Why do you assume I'm poor? Skipping the 1040 info, I'll tell you this much...I had enough money to live in Sri Lanka (and other places)for a few years as a VOLUNTEER and not miss a dime. How many welfare recipients can afford to do that? Better yet, can YOU afford to live overseas with no income and still be in great financial shape? Doubt it, HIGHLY doubt it. You probably freak out that you're not going to be able to make the next payment on your 1991 Cutlass. So, shut the fuck up, you're embarassing yourself.

37 -- Come to Dallas -- and then try to bitch about the heat in LA. We've had like 11 days in the past two weeks over 100 degrees. Its supposed to be 106 today -- and nobody is passing out because of the heat.

@115..I disagree, it's gonna be hilarious.

115.
Get a therapist to deal with your personal trauma and fuck off with you anorexia's hell bollocks. If you don't wanna die don't fucking starve yourself.

It would serve her right if she did and it might teach the other lollipop heads a valuable lesson.

i wish this bitch would just drop dead from starving herself do us all a favour shes no nasty looking she makes me sick id rather look at a fat britney then this crack whore

@118 Anything over 105 is hell, but try coming to Phoenix, where it's been around 116 lately. They say it's different b/c it's a dry heat, buy how many of you have sat in an oven and thought "Hmmm...this isn't so bad, because it's a dry heat in here"?
Every summer I swear that I am moving to Alaska. I hate this heat! It makes me angry.
@115 7 days and counting... (see me at @93). You are so quick to defend anorexia, and I'm sure it's horrible and blah, blah, blah, but if she is so sick, then she needs to admit it, and stop with the "I don't know why I am so thin all of a sudden, I eat all the time" bullshit. Do you realize how many little girls think starving yourself is the way to lose some weight? I'm sure you do, these celebrities make me want to laugh. That's why I love this site. If you don't want to see us slamming everything on here, then go to a more touchy feely site. We all hate here!

No offense to you @115, I'm just telling you that this is how this site works.

Although, it is a free country, so if you enjoy everyone bashing your comments about how serious this all is, stick around.

I totally contradicted myself.

"We all hate here"
"No offense to you"

I'm so retarded.

Please ignore my wife, jrzmommy. We never lived in Sri Lanka, she is exaggerating a little. Back in Jersey, we lived in government-assisted trailer park called The Jersey Pines. We barely had enough money to buy bologna and RC Cola, but we made it through because of our love for each other and for professional wrestling. "Sri Lanka" was her code name for wanting to fuck me in the hallway closet. She was correct in the fact that she was a volunteer though. She volunteered her pussy to every swingin' dick in the trailer park, but I forgave her when she got me a new Dale Earnhardt Jr. tank-top. We never lived overseas, but she did go visit her momma in Mississippi one year. As for the 1991 Cutlass she referred to, all I can say is baby, when my next disability check comes in, and we get the kids' school supplies off of lay-a-way, jrzdaddy might be able to finally afford that hot-rod. Then watch out back seat, 'cause I'm gonna hump her fat-ass till the five-o show up!! Peace out niggas, Springer is fixin' to start!!!

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The reason Jrzdaddy makes fun of people who have a more exciting life than he does is because he's very limited, socially. People who have lived overseas in places that he's only heard about are like mythical creatures to him...like unicorns and leprechauns. Jrzdaddy's social circle is most likely limited to people known to him as: Lady-at-Meth-Clinic, Boy-Hooker-on Friday-Nights, Guy-Who-Serves-Eviction- Notices, probation officer and Coughing-Guy- in-the-Double-Wide-Nextdoor. He makes fun of people who he knows are better than him to compensate for his pathetic lack of sophistication and TOTAL ignorance.

hi mommy! hi daddy!

#115

I understand your pain... pay no attention to the rest of these naysayers. And I understand because I know what it's like to wrestle with russianroulettetitis, the overbearing desire to stick a loaded reolver in your mouth and pull the trigger. Thank goodness for blanks. Don't laugh, it's a real condition.

Papa, is that you??? You naughty boy!

she has toad digits...i'd skip the nail polish.

@126 I don't want to feed the troll, but you have to admit he is pretty fucking funny.

@127 Don't be so hard on your hubby, he wants to buy you a Firebird, or was it a Camaro?

Question? How big is a trailer that has a hallway closet big enough to bang in?

Lastly, When you go to buy the car the dealership will not take a second-party-out-of-state-starter-check for a down payment, so save yourself the embarassment.

Hopeless

132--HA!! My first car was a Firebird Formula...back in 1987 when they were cool and I was 17. I've moved on....5-series BMW and an Escalade for the weekends. Jrzdaddy couldn't afford me, or the gas for the Escalade.

We don't have an Escalade, honey, we're not even black. So quit frontin.

Don't worry, I can afford you. I mean, Taco Bell and Boone's Farm ain't that expensive.

A little Boone's Farm (Strawberry Hill) in jrzmommy's belly is all it takes for her to let me wiggle my pinky in her stinky while she makes Sloppy Joe's for me and the kids. A little finger bangin' while momma is cookin'- that's what Friday nights are all about in The Jersey Pines Trailer Park and City Landfill. Baby, put some of that Chanel # 69 on your neck tonight, jrzdaddy is gonna whip up some dessert.

We don't have an Escalade, honey, we're not even black. So quit frontin.

Don't worry, I can afford you. I mean, Taco Bell and Boone's Farm ain't that expensive.

A little Boone's Farm (Strawberry Hill) in jrzmommy's belly is all it takes for her to let me wiggle my pinky in her stinky while she makes Sloppy Joe's for me and the kids. A little finger bangin' while momma is cookin'- that's what Friday nights are all about in The Jersey Pines Trailer Park and City Landfill. Baby, put some of that Chanel # 69 on your neck tonight, jrzdaddy is gonna whip up some dessert.

Now don't you try to sweet talk me this late into our hate thing, jrzdaddy!!! DON'T MAKE ME LOVE YOU!

jesus I love this site...

I bet her faggoty ass daddy believes every word she says too, and right now she's explaining to him all the food she eats and how upset she is that she's so thin and he's patting her on her bony back and giving her $10,000. She's a X heroin junkie of course she's going to lie about her problem. I wonder what Parisite Hilton would do if she dropped dead....

I bet her faggoty ass daddy believes every word she says too, and right now she's explaining to him all the food she eats and how upset she is that she's so thin and he's patting her on her bony back and giving her $10,000. She's a X heroin junkie of course she's going to lie about her problem. I wonder what Parisite Hilton would do if she dropped dead....

oh, look! a walking lolipop!

goddamnit, why won't this bitch die? #115. Just shut up with this poor little nicole bullshit. she knows what she's doing, and she's fucking stupid for doing it. And obviously poor Lionel Richie won't be too devastated, since he's fully aware that she's starving herself and has not intervened.

Oh my God! Nicole Richie looks sooo fat in these pictures! Look how fat her thighs are! What a fucking pigface!

You would think all of these Hollywood celebrities could actually afford to get a good trainer and weight program going for them.

I guess all of that money buys alot of food.

Nicole looks like such a fatass bitch I want to puke.

The only thing you could ever contribute to Sri Lanka occurs in a brothel.

I think she looks great, actually. Sure, she could stand to gain a few pounds, but at least she's not dressing like a slut like most other young female stars.

And for the record, I have passed out from the heat.

Gooday.

#138 yeh so Papa Richie is just gonna pin his daughter down and shovel Ensure down her gullet? I dont think so. If Nicole doesnt wanna eat then thats her choice. Yes shes a bad "role model" etc etc but like Christina Aguilera says, she isnt a parent to the kids in America! Its not her job to teach kids the rights and wrongs about starving yourself, about the importance of Self esteem. thats the PARENTS job. but wait, parents dont do their jobs properly and their kids end up pregnant/on smack/having an eating disorder and then the parents complain to someone like Britney (for encouraging pregnancy) JT (for saying he inhales and has taken drugs) and Nicole because she has chcosen not to eat. fucks sake GET OVER IT.

I disagree, if Papa Richie cut her off of the family funds for a few months or till she gained 15 pounds she's be at The Ivy right now ordering a meal.

bullshit. I betcha the story is made up by jealous ppl cuzzz, evetbody knows like .. shes hot.. like .. duh!!

She obviously suffers from ' Hilton Syndrome '... once you get it, you lose touch with reality!

I feel sorry for her. Paris was a bad influence, and totally screwed her mind.

Who's to say anyone wouldn't go nuts if they hung around Paris for too long!

I hope she gets through this dark time!

Is it just me, or has it been 3 years since she'd actually taken off those alien eye glasses?