July 19, 2006

Mischa Barton is a surprised ghost

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I've heard rumors that Mischa Barton is supposed to be attractive. Clearly somebody has their facts mixed up because attractive people don't look like Beetlejuice. Or space aliens. Or whatever else looks the way Mischa Barton looks. And what kind of expression is that? It's the face you make when somebody asks you what the square root of 12,526 is, shows you a picture of your mom having sex with the mailman, and then gives you a bag full of puppies and kittens. I'm pretty sure I'm going to go my entire life without ever making that expression.

More of Mischa looking like she forgot how to be human after the jump.

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Comments

first!!

and she looks like shit.. i just dont get her appeal

I saw we we finger ashley86's wheelchair- bound grandmother in the cunt for posting "first!!"

She is pretty...in the face. Her body needs some work. She needs to eat for one, two I think the way she holds herself has a lot to do with the way she looks.

BTW..I am SO over the Dorothy shoes. Wear heels for God's sake.

I've seen sexier knees on a camel.

Who cares.

She looks like a starving albino ethiopian, and she is always wearing clothes that appear as if they were ripped off a homeless person.

Ehhhhh she's alright looking. Whatever.
The only thing that looks atrocious on her is that dress. Or maybe it's her body? Well whatever it is, it looks bad.

Would you look at those knees? Jesus Christ. I don't know who would be attracted to this chick. Maybe there are men out there who like to get boinked in the butt by boney knee caps?? I don't know.

Well at least this time her nipples aren't hanging out, or maybe that was later in the night. Oh my do these girls ever need a night out with someone feeding them something besides a snow pea, a crouton and a lax for dessert. this pasty, boney, pale, sickly look is so very sad. Do they really think this looks good?

and what about the dress? well at least this one cover her nipples... I think either she learns to get dressed to go out or hire someone to help her out! asap

Everytime I look at this chick I get tears in my eyes. She reminds me of E.T. when he was dieing on the river bend and was all white and shit. That part was really sad, poor Elliot, shit, poor Mischa.

I heard a deer comment to another deer the other day, "Man, when you saw that bear, you had a Mischa in the headlights look."

It's her latest look--unpopular...

http://www.exposay.com/mischa/v/2629/

There's gotta be much hotter stars out there to talk about! Let's broaden our minds!

What's going on in Brazil? Plenty of hot ladies there...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

#7 She might look like an albino Ethopian, but at least she doesn't have those nasty flies around her when you fuck her - unlike the Ethhopians. Those flies are sucha pain to deal with.

Ugly!!!

And yet still, somehow, I think she'd look better whiter, covered in my special "suncream" to keep her alabaster skin safe in the UK's current heat wave.

Of course what else can you do to someone who dates some idiot named after a router?

She looks like that cuz she's tweeking. That's what it reminds me of anyway. What else could account for her Calista Flockhart fatness? Yup, yummy, yummy cocaine.

I wonder if you pick her up and tip her backward, do her eyelids close? I used to have a doll that did that. I think she might have had the same face as Mischa.

She's starting to look like Nancy Reagan.

uh..hellllooO! It's called a FLASH. This photographer obviously had too bright a flash for the lighting where this picture was taken.

somehow lindsay lohan is responsible for this. i know it's so chic that you can look like a 6 year old who was playing dress up and then ran all over the playground.

and being photographed alone is definitely LiLo's bag. Mischa baby where are your friends? or your cousin spongebob squareface?

"Oh I'm so surprised no one recognizes me, blah, blah, blah..." Who the hell cares? What an egotistical bitch. And get some freaking self-tanner for Christ's sake.

That's horrifying! She keeps that same expression but is only able to move her eyes. At least she looks better than Paris Hilton though...

yeah, good one.

Nancy Reagan is a foxy bitch and anyone that says otherwise is abviously a terrorist with no penis. If they are a woman who says otherwise then they are a terrorist with five penises, or penii, as it were.

nice hip manuver baldy, there's better moves then that when you're tryin to cop a feel like suddenly sticking your finger in her ass and saying I notice you had hiccups and i thought i'd scare you.

I.. just... don't... see it... sorry... still thinking about Pamela Anderson Lee Rock.

She just got offered a contract to be the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig. Fat cow.

it reminds me of michael jackson's mug shot....except i'd fake cancer just to do him before i'd touch her....

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

That look was my fault.
I told her she had to swallow my cum, but not until she got home, so she had to keep her mouth shut for the entire trip.
That's how I get my women to shut the fuck up, can't stand that constant yapping.
Sorry all of you had to see the pictures, next time I'll let her swallow right away, especially since that's all the protien she'll have for the day.

Big deal, if you had a camera in your face 24/7 i'm sure you wouldn't look all that great either. Leave the poor girl alone...

What a stupid post, there is no story, no punchline and just some lame comment about kittens.

I'm not a huge Mischa fan (hell I only ever watched the 1st epp of the OC) but she looks fine in those pics.

@34 I agree, she's a bad actress and all but seriously...the news isn't that slow today. Eddie Murphy just announced he's marrying Scary Spice, now that's fucking scary

Look at the chubb on those legs...

she needs knee-liposuction.

mary kate olsen always looks like a surprised ghost...

mary kate olsen always looks like a surprised ghost...

Don't you remember The Sixth Sense? Of course she's a surprised ghost!

uhhh hey dumbass at thesuperficial.com the photographer was obviously using a flash that was too strong and uhmm that's what happens when you do that to anybody. especially with a low light shot. god i miss when the superficial was good.

She looks horrible and what is she wearing!

she looks terrible....that stylist of hers what is he really paied for????some people just throws money away...come on....that is the worst dress i have seen latelly....

wow. stupidest thread ever. i cant believe superfish guy hasnt mentioned the engagment of scary spice and eddie murphy. all we get are some crap paparazzi photos of mischa barton?

every day that passes i swear the fish has been taken over by tween girls. mischa barton?

she looks terrible....that stylist of hers what is he really paied for????some people just throws money away...come on....that is the worst dress i have seen lately....

In the first picture it looks like someone just told her Naomi Campbell found out Mischa stole her jeans.

I think you're being a little hard on her this time. She doesn't look so bad.

it's not even that the posts lately have been stupid, it's that they're not entertaining at all. I would expect stupid pictures at a superficial site, but not pointless ones. Like random pictures of celebrities doing random things, or Christina Aguilera walking. It would take more time to surf the net and find a stupid photo then actually read the entertainment headlines. If a celebrity was asked what the square root of 12,526 is, their look would be more like this: http://www.thevi.be/wp-content/britney_spears_ugly_face_lol.highlight797504.jpg

I'm just relieved she managed to keep her breasts covered this time.

http://glossedover.com

She's hot.

People seem to conform to the site admins opinions too much.

what breasts? Plus I hear she is a first class cunt

I want a bag full of puppies and kittens.
Also, I'd hit it (the girl, not the bag).

#21, People still use the expression "uh..hellllooO!"?

Dudes! Look at the lighting. Aphro-fuckin-dite would look like a crack-ho in that lighting. Give a chick a break.

Wow, every star(let) who gets their photo on the Superficial is either too fat or too skinney for most of you, I know it's a site to knock celebs, but who the fuck do you guys think looks good these days????

She's a thin & her body needs work, but I think she is very pretty.

54. "who the fuck do you guys think looks good, ..."

http://www.heavenlycelebrities.com/Pics/marisa_miller/pages/marisa_miller15_jpg.htm

Include any Czech model, exclude anyone named Hillary, Hilton, or Sarah Jessica Parker, ...

If you dressed like this 15 years ago people would have grabbed you off the street and rushed you to a CareUnit.

I'd hook up with her if she didn't like weirdos.

@52 - they're bringin it back. i have a friend who still says it and hot dang if it isn't contagious. again.

here's my true confession. i just figured out "who" the superfish guy is. just had to put it all together. superfish. al. superfishal.

ok now the person who always asks us to to go the true confessions site can post that and get it over with.

#56 "Include any Czech model" - You are right, sir. Veronika Zemanova is spectacular, and a fine Czech girl...

That pic just reminds me...I have to go take my radioactive iodine test tomorrow.

just one word:
EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

excuse me but mischa barton is gorgeous anyone who doesnt agree with me is either jealous or retarded.

@63 SAARAH.

jelous or retarded?

try not BLIND which you obviously are.

learn to spell, and get some eyes that work before you comment again you thick shit.


Oh for gods sake, shes a stunner. Honestly, those who are saying she isnt need to take a look in the mirror at their own refection before they start bagging her out. Ok so shes a little too thin, but the thing i detest about the sort of comments like 'eat something' is that clearly there’s a reason why shes not. She is obviously under severe industry pressure. Think about this. In order to lead a successful existence and not be a check out chick, you have to be thin...I mean realistically, if you care at all about your future, its an easy trap to fall into. Feel sorry for the poor girl, I most certainly do. Ok, so shes looked better than these pics but i mean she looks better here than like 95% of people!

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