July 19, 2006
Mischa Barton is a surprised ghost

I've heard rumors that Mischa Barton is supposed to be attractive. Clearly somebody has their facts mixed up because attractive people don't look like Beetlejuice. Or space aliens. Or whatever else looks the way Mischa Barton looks. And what kind of expression is that? It's the face you make when somebody asks you what the square root of 12,526 is, shows you a picture of your mom having sex with the mailman, and then gives you a bag full of puppies and kittens. I'm pretty sure I'm going to go my entire life without ever making that expression.
More of Mischa looking like she forgot how to be human after the jump.



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Comments
1. Posted by ashley86 on July 19, 2006 12:47 PM
first!!
2. Posted by ashley86 on July 19, 2006 12:47 PM
and she looks like shit.. i just dont get her appeal
3. Posted by PapaHotNuts on July 19, 2006 12:48 PM
I saw we we finger ashley86's wheelchair- bound grandmother in the cunt for posting "first!!"
4. Posted by hisforalways on July 19, 2006 12:53 PM
She is pretty...in the face. Her body needs some work. She needs to eat for one, two I think the way she holds herself has a lot to do with the way she looks.
BTW..I am SO over the Dorothy shoes. Wear heels for God's sake.
5. Posted by pinky_nip on July 19, 2006 12:54 PM
I've seen sexier knees on a camel.
6. Posted by garbagepailkid on July 19, 2006 12:54 PM
Who cares.
She looks like a starving albino ethiopian, and she is always wearing clothes that appear as if they were ripped off a homeless person.
7. Posted by scarlett138 on July 19, 2006 12:57 PM
Ehhhhh she's alright looking. Whatever.
The only thing that looks atrocious on her is that dress. Or maybe it's her body? Well whatever it is, it looks bad.
8. Posted by jrzmommy on July 19, 2006 12:57 PM
Would you look at those knees? Jesus Christ. I don't know who would be attracted to this chick. Maybe there are men out there who like to get boinked in the butt by boney knee caps?? I don't know.
9. Posted by Bambella on July 19, 2006 12:58 PM
Well at least this time her nipples aren't hanging out, or maybe that was later in the night. Oh my do these girls ever need a night out with someone feeding them something besides a snow pea, a crouton and a lax for dessert. this pasty, boney, pale, sickly look is so very sad. Do they really think this looks good?
10. Posted by Susana on July 19, 2006 01:04 PM
and what about the dress? well at least this one cover her nipples... I think either she learns to get dressed to go out or hire someone to help her out! asap
11. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 19, 2006 01:04 PM
Everytime I look at this chick I get tears in my eyes. She reminds me of E.T. when he was dieing on the river bend and was all white and shit. That part was really sad, poor Elliot, shit, poor Mischa.
12. Posted by PapaHotNuts on July 19, 2006 01:07 PM
I heard a deer comment to another deer the other day, "Man, when you saw that bear, you had a Mischa in the headlights look."
13. Posted by nc72 on July 19, 2006 01:08 PM
It's her latest look--unpopular...
http://www.exposay.com/mischa/v/2629/
14. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on July 19, 2006 01:08 PM
There's gotta be much hotter stars out there to talk about! Let's broaden our minds!
What's going on in Brazil? Plenty of hot ladies there...
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
15. Posted by SpecialAgentWind on July 19, 2006 01:13 PM
#7 She might look like an albino Ethopian, but at least she doesn't have those nasty flies around her when you fuck her - unlike the Ethhopians. Those flies are sucha pain to deal with.
16. Posted by hotintempe on July 19, 2006 01:14 PM
Ugly!!!
17. Posted by blowdart on July 19, 2006 01:21 PM
And yet still, somehow, I think she'd look better whiter, covered in my special "suncream" to keep her alabaster skin safe in the UK's current heat wave.
Of course what else can you do to someone who dates some idiot named after a router?
18. Posted by Errrika on July 19, 2006 01:22 PM
She looks like that cuz she's tweeking. That's what it reminds me of anyway. What else could account for her Calista Flockhart fatness? Yup, yummy, yummy cocaine.
19. Posted by jane's eyre on July 19, 2006 01:28 PM
I wonder if you pick her up and tip her backward, do her eyelids close? I used to have a doll that did that. I think she might have had the same face as Mischa.
20. Posted by Spindoc on July 19, 2006 01:31 PM
She's starting to look like Nancy Reagan.
21. Posted by mommyd_23 on July 19, 2006 01:31 PM
uh..hellllooO! It's called a FLASH. This photographer obviously had too bright a flash for the lighting where this picture was taken.
22. Posted by januaryanne on July 19, 2006 01:32 PM
somehow lindsay lohan is responsible for this. i know it's so chic that you can look like a 6 year old who was playing dress up and then ran all over the playground.
and being photographed alone is definitely LiLo's bag. Mischa baby where are your friends? or your cousin spongebob squareface?
23. Posted by DancingQueen on July 19, 2006 01:32 PM
"Oh I'm so surprised no one recognizes me, blah, blah, blah..." Who the hell cares? What an egotistical bitch. And get some freaking self-tanner for Christ's sake.
24. Posted by This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover on July 19, 2006 01:40 PM
That's horrifying! She keeps that same expression but is only able to move her eyes. At least she looks better than Paris Hilton though...
25. Posted by francesfarmer on July 19, 2006 01:50 PM
yeah, good one.
26. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on July 19, 2006 01:53 PM
Nancy Reagan is a foxy bitch and anyone that says otherwise is abviously a terrorist with no penis. If they are a woman who says otherwise then they are a terrorist with five penises, or penii, as it were.
27. Posted by bigponie on July 19, 2006 02:02 PM
nice hip manuver baldy, there's better moves then that when you're tryin to cop a feel like suddenly sticking your finger in her ass and saying I notice you had hiccups and i thought i'd scare you.
28. Posted by RichPort on July 19, 2006 02:09 PM
I.. just... don't... see it... sorry... still thinking about Pamela Anderson Lee Rock.
29. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 19, 2006 02:14 PM
She just got offered a contract to be the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig. Fat cow.
30. Posted by pop on July 19, 2006 02:16 PM
it reminds me of michael jackson's mug shot....except i'd fake cancer just to do him before i'd touch her....
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
31. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on July 19, 2006 02:18 PM
That look was my fault.
I told her she had to swallow my cum, but not until she got home, so she had to keep her mouth shut for the entire trip.
That's how I get my women to shut the fuck up, can't stand that constant yapping.
Sorry all of you had to see the pictures, next time I'll let her swallow right away, especially since that's all the protien she'll have for the day.
32. Posted by lucky7 on July 19, 2006 02:35 PM
Big deal, if you had a camera in your face 24/7 i'm sure you wouldn't look all that great either. Leave the poor girl alone...
33. Posted by andrewthezeppo on July 19, 2006 02:38 PM
What a stupid post, there is no story, no punchline and just some lame comment about kittens.
I'm not a huge Mischa fan (hell I only ever watched the 1st epp of the OC) but she looks fine in those pics.
34. Posted by francesfarmer on July 19, 2006 02:44 PM
@34 I agree, she's a bad actress and all but seriously...the news isn't that slow today. Eddie Murphy just announced he's marrying Scary Spice, now that's fucking scary
35. Posted by jFp on July 19, 2006 02:50 PM
Look at the chubb on those legs...
she needs knee-liposuction.
36. Posted by diviine on July 19, 2006 02:51 PM
mary kate olsen always looks like a surprised ghost...
37. Posted by diviine on July 19, 2006 02:51 PM
mary kate olsen always looks like a surprised ghost...
38. Posted by mkultrass on July 19, 2006 03:01 PM
Don't you remember The Sixth Sense? Of course she's a surprised ghost!
39. Posted by wawawetards on July 19, 2006 03:13 PM
uhhh hey dumbass at thesuperficial.com the photographer was obviously using a flash that was too strong and uhmm that's what happens when you do that to anybody. especially with a low light shot. god i miss when the superficial was good.
40. Posted by cavanaugh on July 19, 2006 03:20 PM
She looks horrible and what is she wearing!
41. Posted by C.B. on July 19, 2006 03:22 PM
she looks terrible....that stylist of hers what is he really paied for????some people just throws money away...come on....that is the worst dress i have seen latelly....
42. Posted by spatz on July 19, 2006 03:22 PM
wow. stupidest thread ever. i cant believe superfish guy hasnt mentioned the engagment of scary spice and eddie murphy. all we get are some crap paparazzi photos of mischa barton?
every day that passes i swear the fish has been taken over by tween girls. mischa barton?
43. Posted by C.B. on July 19, 2006 03:23 PM
she looks terrible....that stylist of hers what is he really paied for????some people just throws money away...come on....that is the worst dress i have seen lately....
44. Posted by jrzmommy on July 19, 2006 03:30 PM
In the first picture it looks like someone just told her Naomi Campbell found out Mischa stole her jeans.
45. Posted by HollyJ on July 19, 2006 03:45 PM
... is it just me ..? ...
http://www.cercopan.org/images/gallery%20bush%20baby.jpg
46. Posted by JimboDango on July 19, 2006 03:57 PM
I think you're being a little hard on her this time. She doesn't look so bad.
47. Posted by francesfarmer on July 19, 2006 04:02 PM
it's not even that the posts lately have been stupid, it's that they're not entertaining at all. I would expect stupid pictures at a superficial site, but not pointless ones. Like random pictures of celebrities doing random things, or Christina Aguilera walking. It would take more time to surf the net and find a stupid photo then actually read the entertainment headlines. If a celebrity was asked what the square root of 12,526 is, their look would be more like this: http://www.thevi.be/wp-content/britney_spears_ugly_face_lol.highlight797504.jpg
48. Posted by Glossed Over on July 19, 2006 04:09 PM
I'm just relieved she managed to keep her breasts covered this time.
http://glossedover.com
49. Posted by Tha-Flash on July 19, 2006 04:16 PM
She's hot.
People seem to conform to the site admins opinions too much.
50. Posted by Swordman on July 19, 2006 04:32 PM
what breasts? Plus I hear she is a first class cunt
51. Posted by Praz on July 19, 2006 04:57 PM
I want a bag full of puppies and kittens.
Also, I'd hit it (the girl, not the bag).
52. Posted by Spindoc on July 19, 2006 05:54 PM
#21, People still use the expression "uh..hellllooO!"?
53. Posted by Todd Anthony on July 19, 2006 07:08 PM
Dudes! Look at the lighting. Aphro-fuckin-dite would look like a crack-ho in that lighting. Give a chick a break.
54. Posted by Getitstraight on July 19, 2006 07:19 PM
Wow, every star(let) who gets their photo on the Superficial is either too fat or too skinney for most of you, I know it's a site to knock celebs, but who the fuck do you guys think looks good these days????
55. Posted by Depraved22 on July 19, 2006 08:48 PM
She's a thin & her body needs work, but I think she is very pretty.
56. Posted by Sir Psycho Sexy on July 19, 2006 10:54 PM
54. "who the fuck do you guys think looks good, ..."
http://www.heavenlycelebrities.com/Pics/marisa_miller/pages/marisa_miller15_jpg.htm
Include any Czech model, exclude anyone named Hillary, Hilton, or Sarah Jessica Parker, ...
57. Posted by lostopoly on July 19, 2006 10:54 PM
If you dressed like this 15 years ago people would have grabbed you off the street and rushed you to a CareUnit.
58. Posted by DrunkBlogger on July 19, 2006 11:13 PM
I'd hook up with her if she didn't like weirdos.
59. Posted by januaryanne on July 19, 2006 11:32 PM
@52 - they're bringin it back. i have a friend who still says it and hot dang if it isn't contagious. again.
here's my true confession. i just figured out "who" the superfish guy is. just had to put it all together. superfish. al. superfishal.
ok now the person who always asks us to to go the true confessions site can post that and get it over with.
60. Posted by GuyLeDouche on July 20, 2006 12:23 AM
#56 "Include any Czech model" - You are right, sir. Veronika Zemanova is spectacular, and a fine Czech girl...
61. Posted by Amber on July 20, 2006 01:46 AM
That pic just reminds me...I have to go take my radioactive iodine test tomorrow.
62. Posted by krmnsita on July 21, 2006 04:29 PM
just one word:
EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
63. Posted by SAARAH on July 22, 2006 07:39 PM
excuse me but mischa barton is gorgeous anyone who doesnt agree with me is either jealous or retarded.
64. Posted by england06 on July 23, 2006 01:15 AM
@63 SAARAH.
jelous or retarded?
try not BLIND which you obviously are.
learn to spell, and get some eyes that work before you comment again you thick shit.
65. Posted by Mandy on July 25, 2006 10:36 AM
Oh for gods sake, shes a stunner. Honestly, those who are saying she isnt need to take a look in the mirror at their own refection before they start bagging her out. Ok so shes a little too thin, but the thing i detest about the sort of comments like 'eat something' is that clearly there’s a reason why shes not. She is obviously under severe industry pressure. Think about this. In order to lead a successful existence and not be a check out chick, you have to be thin...I mean realistically, if you care at all about your future, its an easy trap to fall into. Feel sorry for the poor girl, I most certainly do. Ok, so shes looked better than these pics but i mean she looks better here than like 95% of people!