Another example of TCLTC

Oh, First too

A picture does tell a thousand words doesnt it? However, in this case, it just tells five...

I thought gay sex involved the anus. That's twisted! I've seen lesbian porn tapes where they bumped coochies, but I didn't think it worked the same with guys. Who knew?

Remember in the 90s when some guy was arrested for trying to get into Spielberg's home to rape him? That guy's in prison, but I think Spielberg has reason to be afraid again--very afraid.

If you don't remember the story, it's here: http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,2258,00.html

I thought the phrase was balls to the wall, not balls to balls.

TCLTC! Especially when he can grip a close facsimile in his hot little hands while rubbing poles with his favorite munchin Jew. Excuse me, was that off-color? I should say his favorite "little person" Jew.

Well this is fucking wonderful! Now (due to the power of Scientology, Dianetics, and midgetry) Spielberg is going to have a baby in 8-11 months, and no one will be able to find it. Damn you Tom Cruise!

I'm just concerned with Tom's plans for the giant phallus in his right hand.

*munchkin

I'm going back to bed...
But, maybe I'll look up that nice gold dildo online before I do...

Tenth!!! ...oh yeah and TCLTC.

they say a picture is worth a ....ahhhh...errr....mmm...okay TCLTC!!

...I also think Tom's left hand is stoking his hair...or his earlobe perhaps?

No wonder they only show them from the chest up on the Jumbotron behind them. I think Tom looks a little too giddy holding that giant gold penis too. Where do you suppose he wants to put that thing? Ugh!

This is too damned easy. it's almost as if he's on here somewhere and decided to finally come out of the closet.

Tom Cruise = MeganHarris?

I don't see what's wrong, it's consensual, isn't it? ..for as long as they're both smiling. Maybe SSLTC too. Or at least SSLTC of TC, which makes sense after all the films they've done together lately.

I'm more worried about the dildo in Tom's hand.

It looks to me like SS is trying desperately to pry TC off of him while keeping a smile pasted on his face.

Gay Love, Sweet Gay Love

TCLTC!!!

Can you imagine the holmes house ...

"Im sorry Tom cant come to the phone right now he is busy rooting around in the closet. Can he call you back Mr. Bruckheimer...Oh Im sorry Rob..I thought you were Jerry Bruckheimer..*turns on wailing baby SFX*...oh Rob Im sorry I have to go Suri is crying...I'll tell Tom to come out of the closet..oh not that important ok..well Im sure he'll call you back soon..bye"

I will say this much though...one of the flabbiest dorky men of the 70s-90s is fucking the earth Goddess Kelly Preston and Tom Cruise "got" Katie Holmes....Whatever mind control tricks scientology teaches...they obviously work on some of the hottest women on the planet.

but back to reality...Did I mention that TCLTC?..I cant remember if I did.

Scientology is Gay.

This is a picture of Speilburg presenting Tom the coveted Gold Phallus Award in club dancing at the Gay Olympics in Germany.

i don't see what the big deal is, that's how my scoutleader used to hug me...golden phallus and all....

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

...and for the record...the award is called "The Golden Hugo"... I'm sure you can all run with that one for a bit.

Now that tom has "a baby"........ *rolls eyes* he feels safe enough to grind his crotch against another man's crotch at the LAA. But it still looks even gayer than if it were me doing it. And I'm gayer than Richard Simmons.

The body language from Spielberg is classic. It's like he's saying "hey buddy I love you too, but back your package up a little" It looks like he is almost pushing TC back. TCLTC, even Spielberg's

Instead of grinding my crotch against Tom Cruise's crotch, I would like to kick him in the pussy.

I thought Spielberg blacklisted him from life for jumping on couches and being an all around freak.

TC: I've greased it just how you like it... With Goose fat.
SS: You horny little bastard
TC: I love the cock!

Spielberg's wanting desperately to scream like a girl while kicking Tom repeatedly in the nuts, but is also aware of Tom's secret weapon... the looming threat of a mentally unbalanced Jenna Elfman. You can't see her in this picture, but I'm sure she's running around somewhere nearby on T-Shirt patrol.

Can't the Thetans kills this jerk?

Another question:

Does a man who has a sex change gets his dick back as a souvenir?

LOL, he's really stretching his crotch out there. It's like he's working out his lower half ON Spielberg.

DADDY!

Thats how my Boy Scout leader used to hug too. But for some strange reason he would grab your cock. I am surprised Tom hasn't perfected this type of hug. Come to think of it, Father Joe used to do the same thing at Alter boy meetings.................

I wanna kiss you all over
And over again
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in

OR

I don't see nothing wrong (ooh)
With a little bump 'n grind (with a little bump 'n grind)
I don't see nothing wrong (hey baby)
I don't see nothing wrong (I don't see nothing wrong)
With a little bump 'n grind (with a little bump 'n grind)
I don't see nothing wrong

Is that where babies come from?

SSLTCC?

Look at Spielberg's grip on T.C.'s shoulder...looks like he's making sure he can't get any closer.

Oh, Thanks Jayne for getting "bump n' grind" stuck in my head for the rest of the day!!!!

Oh wait..let me correct myself before anyone else does...it's not Jayne it's Jane.

Okay there. But it's still stuck in my head.

I don't know if someone else has noticed yet, but it looks like Tom is holding a dildo.

Zanna, you're welcome. Sending golden showers your way. ;)

I prefer to hug from the breasts while topless and covered in oil, but that's just me.

i like balls...who doesnt, right? right??!!!

WOW> SO GAY.
There is nothing more to say.
GAY GAY GAY.
oh, and what the HEY...
TCLTC

omg...just goes to show, TCLTC

"Cruise Gives Spielberg a Golden Hugo"

Golden Hugo: n. 1. An award given for outstanding achievement in the theatrical arts. 2. v. transitive. The act of having a long metal object shoved up your ass for sexual gratification or humiliation.

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1. I received a 'Golden Hugo' from a group of hispanic midgets for adding subtitles to the films, "The Wizard of Oz", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", and "Under the Rainbow".

2. I received a 'Golden Hugo' from the Mexican police for trying to smuggle three of them over the border.
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What a fag.

And I mean that in the most derogatory way.

OMG poor Spielberg. He's like trying to pry TC off him. Spielberg is standing up staight and TC is like... crotch grinding him..

see also: golden shower, golden bath, golden ass probe, golden trombone, anal penetration, ass-pirate, ass-goblin, pole smoker, Cock Sucker!

Ohhhh, bump and grind and now golden showers what the hell are you trying to do to me over here? Mondays are hard enough as it is!

Tom is getting ready to shove that golden rod up Steven's arse

Bumpin' walnuts with uncle Morty.

That's the title of my unauthorized biography of Tom Cruise. Look for it in major booksellers this August, and by "major booksellers", I mean bath houses and bus station bathrooms.

@32 Italian Stallion. Funny how you must have been a very tall boyscout and alter boy, because I too was a boy scout and alter boy but I was half the height of my boy scout leader and pastor, so you can imagine where my face was when we hugged. Year later the police kindly informed me that I wasn't really hugging them at all.

THEY'RE SWORDFIGHTING!!!

Have a corndog, Zanna, and you'll feel better.

#7

SPEWWWW!

Coffee just shot out of my nostrils- ow ow OW!

TCLTC

I bet TC's suits all have flaps on the bum like old-fashioned longjohns, so he doesn't even have to get fully undressed when he takes it up his chocolate starfish.

Real men never get this close to each other unless there is a naked woman in the middle.

It's actually a scene from their latest collaboration. Tentatively entitled, "The Man Who Liked Shoving Gold-Plated Things Up His Rectum," the powerful film chronicles the true life story of little Timmy McBunghole. McBunghole, long dead of AIDS, was a pioneer in the use of the gay ruse known as "bearding", wherein a blatantly queer man marries a supposedly straight woman in an attempt to be more socially accepted and keep his deviant lifestyle under wraps. This particular shot is when McBunghole (Cruise) is about to come clean (out) before already wise family and friends. In a shrewd casting choice, Cruise's long-suffering wife in the film is portrayed by his real life love and mother to his invisible child, Kate Holmes.

You guys, if Tom Cruise was gay, then why would Suri have so much hair? I mean, she has SO MUCH HAIR!

Since MI3 bombed, Tom Cruise needs a sugar daddy. He needs someone to keep him in dildos for the rest of his life. I wonder if Katie gets turned on by this type of grinding.

If you hug Lindsay Lohan like that you better be wearing pants made out of Kevlar.

TC is actually PULLING the package in closer to him with his right hand. Down and to the right; the video should be gone through slow motion here a la Zapruder.

Now it totally makes sense why his movie was called "Cocktail."

tom: are you ready steven?

steven: yes tom, I'm ready

tom: then unzip your pants real slow so no one will notice...

It will take weeks for Spielberg to wipe that stink off of him, I bet he secretly likes Tom Cruise warm furry crotch though

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/07/15/south_park_creators_are_sick_of_tom_crui

PENIS!

tom : "steve-o, you know i love you, man."

steven : "uh, (awkward laugh), yeah, tom, i know, i, uh, love you too, man."

tom : "no, i mean i really love you. do you feel that...that's my cock and balls. my cock and balls love you to, steve-o...and that's not gay, that's just real."

steven : "um...ok, tom, thanks man," (trying to pull away)

tom : "hey, listen...i'm gonna need you to shove this award thingy up my bum..."

steven: "um, tom, people are kinda staring, i think they want me to make an acceptance speech."

tom: "look at me, steven, right here, look...they're all glib..."

steven: "um, ok, tom..."

tom: "i'll be right back stage, you and me, steve-o...bring the award thingy...love you, man."

...and scene...

He's just helping Speilberg wipe some soup off his crotch that he accidentally spilled backstage....carful Tom, if you wipe too much that "Other" stain will appear.

Dude, this guy is gayer than the audience at Cher's farewell tour.

@50 Can we stop talking about this *sniff* *sniff* It was hard enough for me to bring it up on my own. I did always wonder why when I would tell girls I want a hug, they would actually hug me. Later I learned the term Blow Job but they would just giggle and run away....................

HA, its nothing we dont already know TOm HAHA

http://vipglamour.net/Celebrity/tom_cruise

I think that Tom has a right to be gay and be married if he so chooses. Just not to a woman. LOL

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/homosexual-gay-marriage.htm

sherry co stays up nights and dreams that even she, one day could be crotch-hugged by TC.

why yall sayin tom cruise is gay, i don't think he gay. but what do i know affer all i am Justin Igger.

Spielberg looks terrified, and Tom Cruise looks like a predatory raptor straight out of Jurassic Park. Scary stuff indeed.

http://glossedover.com

OH!! BARF! It looks like Spielberg has a BIG OL' hard on too, creeping up his left side.AAKKKK! SSLTC too

OK I know this is way off topic but this is just too fucking funny not to share, and who knows when we'll get another MJ thread

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/07/17/macaulay_culkin_was_also_known_as_doo_do

@67 My therapist suggests that I stop hiding behind my past trauma's and I agree I feel so much better lately sharing my childhood molestations. I too "sniff" was a bit traumatized when I learned the difference between 'Hug' and 'Head'. If I just look at a frozen banana it makes me gag. Looking at the trophy brought me back. Thanks for listening.

@62 Thanks for bringing me back as well. But it was more like, "Turn around slowly and close your eyes...you will get a big surprise."

TCLTC AND balls

This Justin Igger shit is getting tiresome.

29. He keeps it, in part. It's inverted to construct a 'vagina'.

77. Is anyone amused by Vanilla Ice doing negro jokes? Igger is the new lametard.

Is it just me or does the Oscar thingy look disturbingly like a dildo?

Is that a Dong Master 3000 he's holding?

I'm last..... ha....last, last, last, last, last, last, yeah hooo. Hello? Anyone. Anyone. Last sucks.

Now, if I did not know who these two guys were and you showed me this picture, I would presume that after this image was taken the next logical step was that the old man with the beard got that gold dildo in his asshole.

#83!!!!!

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, they'd like to hear it.

Haaa Haaa that pic is so ambigiously gay duo.

Spielberg looks like he's got some bad engram mojo comin' in. aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh....

Now Tom, what did I tell you about hugging crotch to crotch hm?

I seriously do feel that they're happy, I mean look at their faces. Even if I was looking for the most horrible, degrading, shit loading, three some on the face of this earth, I'd never be able to come between that.

At least he's not afraid of public displays of emotion.

Nice one Tom.

I'm last again... ha, ha, last, last, last. Yippee!!!!

Tom: Stev.. I miss doin that thing with you...

Steven: well, you know honey, I would if your penis will just grow.

Tom: I will! I will make it GROW!

Stev: and it would be a lot easier if you are as tall as K-
Tom: You've been doing it with KEVIN?! Oh you bad, bad man! Boo hoo...

Stev: well, I meant Kate, you remember your wife, Kate?

Tom: ....oh.. Right, hmm you know, Kevin is kind of good, maybe we can do a threesome together.

you are jealous. it's almost funny, but mostly sad so i hesitate to laugh. sleep well.

All men under 5'4" tall like to bump dicks with other men. Didn't you know?

These two tube tarzans need to take Hugo the Dildo and get a room. Why is Robin Williams standing in for Spielberg?

What are those two guys so happy about? They made the pile of crap known as ' War of the Worlds '... which is enough reason to cry!

I wish I could get paid to make garbage!