July 17, 2006
Paris Hilton really loves her ferret
Who doesn't love letting their ferret run through the garbage and then making out with it? It's safe. It's sanitary. And it just makes sense. Although I'm more concerned about the ferret catching something from Paris Hilton than the other way around. The ferret's only been going through the garbage. Can't say the same about Paris.
More of Paris and her garbage loving ferret after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by In your face on July 17, 2006 12:36 PM
First!
2. Posted by bloomersonfire on July 17, 2006 12:37 PM
this is what happens when you give up sex for a year....
3. Posted by In your face on July 17, 2006 12:37 PM
Alll riiight , gigitty goo
4. Posted by rudesauce on July 17, 2006 12:37 PM
I hope that thing bites her face. Bad.
5. Posted by rudesauce on July 17, 2006 12:39 PM
And nice moo-moo.
6. Posted by craptownusa on July 17, 2006 12:41 PM
what the fuck is with that hat?
7. Posted by pop on July 17, 2006 12:42 PM
it's far more sanitary to kiss any animal coming out of the garbage then touching that STD infested piece of trash hilton....
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
call me paris....
8. Posted by wonsaponatime on July 17, 2006 12:43 PM
why.
9. Posted by nc72 on July 17, 2006 12:43 PM
Was she dumpster diving? Looks like she's gonna eat the fellow, not very sporting of a vegetarian...
http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton-grossed-out-by-heather-mills-mccartneybecomes-vegetarian/v/2560/
10. Posted by YouWannaBMe on July 17, 2006 12:44 PM
What the FUG is she wearing? She looks like she went through Mrs. Roeper's closet from Three's Company. Either that, or she's thanking her ferret for finding her outfit in the garbage.
11. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on July 17, 2006 12:45 PM
When I was a little kid my Uncle's ferret got out of it's cage and bit me on the wrist. That was Christmas Eve. A few days later I sat on it and killed it. Fast-forward 20 years and Paris Hilton is a slut.
12. Posted by CoJo on July 17, 2006 12:45 PM
Aren't those rats illegal in Cali.?
13. Posted by bigponie on July 17, 2006 12:45 PM
how cute, she found a fellow rodent.
14. Posted by causewerecountry on July 17, 2006 12:48 PM
my dog kisses me on the mouth...but he's not paris hilton so i'm cool
what is she wearing? the hat is worth than the dress..
i wish the ferret had strings of garbage hanging from it..
15. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 17, 2006 12:52 PM
What's with the get-up?? Is she going to a "Logan's Run" party? I think I saw that dress on Farrah Fawcett pre-Ryan O'Neill back when she was Farrah Fawcett-Majors. And that boonie hat just ties it all together. The ferret is called Pootchie and resides in her warm and spacious vaginal folds. If one of Paris' numerous lovers gets a bit randy and she hasn't removed Pootchie, her guardian of gash, then they will get bitten. That ferret is akin to the Viet Cong's use of bamboo shafts lined with razors up their cunnies to shred GI penises. Pootchie bites or scratches any unwelcome finger or penis. The poor creature reeks of three day old tuna and suffers from chronic herpetic infections of the eyes. PETA would act, but healthy donations from Ms. Hilton keep the hypocritical nutjobs at bay.
16. Posted by OhHowCynical on July 17, 2006 12:53 PM
She looks like a ferret... a lazy-eyed, blue contact lenses wearing one, at that.
17. Posted by Glossed Over on July 17, 2006 12:55 PM
Fortunately, the ferret's lack of opposable thumbs means that the new couple's intimate moments will not be released on videotape.
http://glossedover.com
18. Posted by Fated on July 17, 2006 01:07 PM
So apparently she has had all of the men in the world and has had to resort to bestiality.. At least the ferret won't care about that awful outfit
19. Posted by francesfarmer on July 17, 2006 01:07 PM
that's hot...or is that getting old now? Meh it's monday morning
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/07/16/justin_timberlake_gets_plastered_and_dab
20. Posted by Fated on July 17, 2006 01:07 PM
So apparently she has had all of the men in the world and has had to resort to bestiality.. At least the ferret won't care about that awful outfit
21. Posted by ICouldn'tResist on July 17, 2006 01:08 PM
That poor ferret had a better chance of staying clean if it stayed behind the garbage now. Now it needs to be quarantined.
22. Posted by sometimesboy on July 17, 2006 01:10 PM
ugg...why'd she put that ugly hat and dress on that poor ferret...crazy rich people...
23. Posted by Icognito79 on July 17, 2006 01:11 PM
Poor forgotten Tinkerbell.
24. Posted by PapaHotNuts on July 17, 2006 01:13 PM
After Paris kissed it on the mouth, the ferret went and ate a piece of dog shit to get that taste off of his lips.
25. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 17, 2006 01:19 PM
So, when she said she was giving up sex for a year she only meant sex with humans......................
26. Posted by DancingQueen on July 17, 2006 01:20 PM
How the hell did she get my Maw-Maw's moo-moo?
27. Posted by jFp on July 17, 2006 01:22 PM
caption #5
the ferret: "man..I just got her stink off of me and now she's all up an in my face again. oh well...back to the garbage can."
28. Posted by krisdylee on July 17, 2006 01:23 PM
Why is Paris kissing David Spade?
29. Posted by cricket0995 on July 17, 2006 01:30 PM
I wonder if she realizes her fur trimmed outfits are made from similar little creatures. She has no soul!
30. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on July 17, 2006 01:41 PM
She should spend some of her fortune on reversing the process which is turning her into a greasy mannequin. I suppose that process might be some form of outer-space AIDS that we haven't even heard of yet, but that's Paris for ya - she's a pioneer.
31. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on July 17, 2006 01:46 PM
Did not see one of those in her sex video-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm
32. Posted by C.B. on July 17, 2006 01:51 PM
doesn't she have somebody to do that for her??? yacks ... that's just yacks
33. Posted by DonLes91 on July 17, 2006 01:59 PM
LMAO @ krisdylee
34. Posted by Populist on July 17, 2006 02:00 PM
I'd kiss the ferret over Paris, too. Chances are, the ferret has had a lot less cock in it's mouth.
35. Posted by Justin Igger on July 17, 2006 02:02 PM
i got some better for her to kiss on
36. Posted by twzzlrgirl on July 17, 2006 02:06 PM
I've never seen Paris in such appropriate surroundings -- large rodent, skanky looking garbage can (or is that Paris, I can't tell), huge muu-muu and slippers. I mean, this is her natural habitat.
The ferret, however, figures he has to find a new home, what with the neighborhood going downhill and all...
37. Posted by Spindoc on July 17, 2006 02:06 PM
My guess, is she inserts a tampon made of cheese, coats the Ferret with Betadine and lets it have at it. Bout the only thing that can clean up those Pussfilled Herpes Blisters i'd imagine.
38. Posted by twzzlrgirl on July 17, 2006 02:17 PM
A tampon made of cheese -- is that what strip cheese is for?? It's the right shape...
39. Posted by HughJorganthethird on July 17, 2006 02:20 PM
Hey Paris, Mrs. Roper from Three's Company just called, she want's her dress back.
40. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on July 17, 2006 02:20 PM
These pictures are really sweet. Looking at them makes you remember that she's somebody's daughter and not that chick on the internet going down on her ex-boyfriend...
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
41. Posted by terlgerl on July 17, 2006 02:36 PM
Paris Hilton has been around the block, she had to upgrade from gerbils to ferrets to get that same feeling.
42. Posted by Jedi Kevin on July 17, 2006 02:46 PM
Please vote for how much you hate Paris Hilton!
http://www.misterpoll.com/437353014.html
43. Posted by Courtney on July 17, 2006 02:47 PM
Seriously, Mr. Superficial? Is that the best you can do? Not to jump on the this-site-is-so-lame-now bandwagon, but really. At least do a clever and witty write up if you're going to talk about absolutely nothing. I think we get it - Paris Hilton's a skank. Let's move on, shall we?
44. Posted by terlgerl on July 17, 2006 03:03 PM
Ahh how romantic, the two are just foraging for a late night snack.
Crazy ferret sex can work up quite an appetite.
45. Posted by docweasel on July 17, 2006 03:16 PM
I keep thinking of the SouthPark episode where all her pets end up commiting suicide to avoid being 'cuddled' by Paris.
Last night in Paris
Last night in Paris
Last night in Paris was strange!
46. Posted by Ez-EEEE on July 17, 2006 03:31 PM
OMFG
WHERES PETA NOW?!?!?!
isnt it against the law to do harm to animals?
sure letting it crawl in garbage thats fine, but willfully infecting it syphallis, herpes, hiv, hpv... thats just wrong.
someone shoot her before she strikes again.
47. Posted by herbiefrog on July 17, 2006 04:03 PM
hey ferrits
hobbits
whip its ;)
ass off
[sorry cot carried caway]
...what was the quest...
oh yes paris, i would
in a years time :)
in a heartbeat
sooo...
ferret?
no... nothing to say...
48. Posted by Aristotrash on July 17, 2006 04:27 PM
What is up with her dress? Has she gone Liz Taylor on us already?
49. Posted by gigi33 on July 17, 2006 04:29 PM
She looks huge! What a fat pig. Maybe that's why she's dissing skinny girls, to make herself feel better.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13639833/
50. Posted by monkf1sh on July 17, 2006 04:56 PM
Are ferrets capable of emitting poison that can turn brainless socialites into zombies? The proof is in picture #4.
51. Posted by YoMamma on July 17, 2006 05:26 PM
N-A-S-T-Y
52. Posted by annie on July 17, 2006 05:49 PM
Now that's class. No, wait...
53. Posted by ValeWolf on July 17, 2006 07:35 PM
That poor animal is no being fed.
54. Posted by hisforalways on July 17, 2006 08:33 PM
I used to think that she looked a lot like her chihuahua, but now I think the ferret has beaten her out.
55. Posted by hopeless_screenwriter on July 17, 2006 08:50 PM
I'm last. I'm last again. Ha... I'm last. I'm last. Sha na na na sha na na na hea hea hea I'm last!!!! I think.
56. Posted by bunnyhugger on July 17, 2006 08:51 PM
y'know, i don't get it most of the time, but herbiefrog is really starting to grow on me!
and whoever asked, yes it IS illegal to have ferrets in CA.
i don't know exactly what the law is (for instance, pirahna are illegal TO BUY OR SELL but you can OWN them. don't ask me what 'tard penned that one), but i'm pretty sure you can't have ferrets at all. she also had another illegal pet that she picked up in nevada, as i recall. a kinkaju or something similar.
but if you have enough money, apparently regular people laws don't affect you.
57. Posted by Vas Deferens on July 17, 2006 08:54 PM
Yeah, this is normal.
58. Posted by Sarah-Jean on July 17, 2006 09:23 PM
I feel bad for the ferret...
59. Posted by ReelWorld on July 18, 2006 12:47 AM
What's the deal with her back?? Is that her SPINE?? Yeeesh!
60. Posted by PongGod on July 18, 2006 12:59 AM
RE #9: You can bet Paris is still eating plenty of meat.
As for the ferret, it's her favorite dildo.
61. Posted by bellaparis on July 18, 2006 02:29 AM
The first thing I thought when I saw the first picture was 'Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with her'
62. Posted by jrzmommy on July 18, 2006 10:06 AM
She looks crazy. The syphilis will start to work it's magic and in a few years and she will be a crazy lady who hoards ferrets.
63. Posted by januaryanne on July 18, 2006 11:41 AM
paris says every era has an iconic blond. like marilyn monroe. and now it's paris.
coincidentally, every era's icon has a useless pet.
wait no. nope.
64. Posted by Joy on July 18, 2006 12:30 PM
Wonder why she still has the ferret? I think it weighs more than the 4 pound dog she got rid of because it was too big??
65. Posted by atomikblonde88 on July 18, 2006 06:47 PM
shit for brains is at it again. the ferret is actually a lot cuter and probably a lot smarter than her too.
although I wonder what kind of self-tanner she uses...
66. Posted by Sassy on July 18, 2006 08:06 PM
That poor poor ferret.
67. Posted by sarahbitchhtitz on July 18, 2006 08:35 PM
she should drop that ferret down her top and let it run!!... that would be hilarious.. well i think it would *shrug*
68. Posted by sarahbitchhtitz on July 18, 2006 08:39 PM
hmm... i just noticed this.. whats up with the fishing hat and the isotoners?
69. Posted by januaryanne on July 18, 2006 10:02 PM
oh honestly 68, you don't know about this? everyone on project runway is making isotoners and fishing hats VERY big in couture. i heard austin scarlett was doing a line for gay fishermen's hags. love it!
70. Posted by montrealgirl on July 19, 2006 12:15 AM
"Who doesn't love letting their ferret run through the garbage and then making out with it? It's safe. It's sanitary. And it just makes sense. Although I'm more concerned about the ferret catching something from Paris Hilton than the other way around."
DAMN that's funny
71. Posted by htmlqueen on July 19, 2006 12:22 AM
Am I the only one who likes that dress? hehe
72. Posted by stacie on July 20, 2006 10:39 AM
i have that dress. it's from fcuk
73. Posted by herbiefrog on July 20, 2006 11:03 AM
i find the trick with ferrits
is to get them to come close
then to grab them by the neck
swing 'em round a coupla times
so the like lose coordination
then throw them upwards
so they hang on to
the ceiling
no wait... that's kittens
tru.story
74. Posted by 18_snotty_kinnarude on July 26, 2006 11:17 AM
ok little ferret. Just like we planned, when she gets reaaaal close you rip that lazy eye right out of its socket, you hang on to that hook nose of hers until she runs in terror in the busy streets of LA, then, you set her right in the middle of the road and you wait til a niice big truck runs her right over. once that is done, you engrave the initials 18skr(18snottykinnarude). Once that is done, steal her cell phone (just like i showed you) and post all the nasty picture of her masterbating or making out with girl or what not. Send a copy to her family,The United Nations, to the priests in Vatican, to my friend Vicky, ( o yeah shes gunna be like , no way,like u rule!!)kiekiekiekiekie *snort* kiekiekeikie