She seems like a nice lady.

Naomi should come and blow me. Now I can see how really angry she can get when I cum b4 her.

what the hell is this chick's issue? i guess being attractive makes her think she has certain rights above other humans. little does she know that looks fade, and all she'll be left with is her stellar personality.

seriously, this ho' is gone way too far. She should be jailed and treated, preferably in a place that includes straitjackets

Why isn't this ball buster over in Iraq? The war would've been over in a day.

who does this dude think he is...

How does this chocolate covered praying mantis even manage to find personal assistants anymore? Or boyfriends for that matter? Or invitations to yacht parties? Or modeling contracts?

This bitch needs to be taken down a few pegs. First of all, she ain't all that - especially as models go, she's fucking OLD on that scale.

Brangelina needs to cargo drop this bitch into Darfur or Somalia so she can get a glimpse into what suffering really is. Little snacks not shaped like swans like you wanted? Aw, poor asshole. Here. Eat these grubs, bitch!

I always thought "The Incredible Hulk" turned green when he got mad, not black.........

Naomi Campbell throws a fit. In other news, the sky has been determined to be blue.

dis bitch should chang her name to Justin Igger 2

I had a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup in the pantry the other day, and when I went to grab it, it punched me.

Angry black bitches give the best head, especially if you like your balls clawed off with acrylic nails. Oh yeeaaaahhhhhh.

#13 Osh, I will love to milk you.....

Does her boyfriend technically qualify as a man? I wonder how many times she's beaten him up. Stupid pussy.

Hmm, all the wife-beaters out there and she keeps dating wimps

I can see it. Parents telling their kids they can't break things or throw tantrums and the kids hitting back with,"But Naomi Campbell does!"

And they can use the old standby, "Well if Naomi Campbell jumped off a bridge.."

Maybe we'd get lucky and she would.

#14 - Last time I was milked we churned some butter from it but then MeganHarris smoked all of it. So I'm about due for another round.

This discussion really takes me back to my old cat-milking days in Motown...

I haven't seen a receding hairline like that since Telly Salvalas.

Her hairline looks nasty,and she is very annoying.

Someone needs to take this bitch down hard.

Get me Ike Turner's number, STAT!

She's not even a g/f anymore she's a liability. Who the fuck does that kind of shit over food? I mean, when they fuck up my order at MacDonalds you don't see me freaking out. All you see is yellow paint all along down the side of my car and Ronald MacDonald rolling down the middle of route 9.

@12 Thats some funny shit dude.

PapaHotNuts Mom: Papa, did you eat your Campbells Chunky soup?
PapaHotNuts: No!!!!
PapaHotNuts Mom: Why not sweetie?
PapaHotNuts: It keeps punching me mama.

What a cunt.

And I truly mean that in the most cunty way.

Cunt.

Well, it might not have been romantic or a meal, but at least she nailed the memorable bit.

Well, since her b/f is royalty, maybe he expects that sort of thing in a wife. Treating the hired help like crap, flying off the handle at every little thing, breaking antiques (hey, he's a prince, he can probably easily afford to replace that old shit on the boat). If you're going to date royalty, what is more sexy than acting the stereotype?

Who the hell does Naomi Campbell think she is. Sounds like this chick is in need of a Whitney Houston Style beat-down. And what is she doing on a boat anyway. The only boat she needs to be on is the Amistad.

I miss the good old Naomi Campbell days where she was a spokeswoman for PETA and wore minks.

rage-a-hol is a powerful drug...

i just don't see how she always gets away with this? someone's gotta take this bitch down - someone like stormshadow or ZARTAN!! he'd be all about like 'i'm your new assistant...' then it would be like 'i'm really zartan you ho!' and then he'd kill her. damn, that would make a great musical like rent, but instead it would feature zartan kicking naomi's ass...

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Nice weave.

Why can she get away with everything?! That bitch.

She needs a summer camp at prision.

I prefer mine pink....so this bitch doesn't rate with me.

@27 That's fucking wrong and hilarious at the same time.

Insane, whacked-out snag.

Nice hairline, Naomi, are you channeling Art Garfunkle as a tall, black, female ballbreaker? Her boyfriend is Asmodeus, Duke of Hell. Only one eternally damned would willingly spend more than five minutes with this missing link, let alone fuck it. The Hulk comparison was good, as that is how juvenile this limey scag is. Naomi mad! Appetizers no good! Naomi must break something! Naomi must hit someone! Why, oh, why can't she aspire to be just like Natalie Wood?

She's so going to look like Whoopi Goldberg in a few years.

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Naomi Campbell vs. Russell Crowe = Ultimate Celebrity Death Match

LOOK!! It's Naomi and Russell's NEW cell phone endorsement deal!

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I can't believe that not one of these assistants has thought to blackmail her. I'm talking about 5am wake up photos baby and maybe pop in while she has her weave out and is sitting there with three hairs. She would probably be your bitch for photos like that. Just a thought...

#27--->

Okay, I realize this is going to fall on death ears, but there is no need to say that Naomi should be on the Amistad.

Its one thing to make fun of her situation and/or her reaction to life, but its another to endorse slavery especially since youre a white man, the same type responsible for enslaving African Americans in the first place.

#40 - You're a stupid bitch! FYI.

Her face reminds me of Lafawnduh from Napoleon Dynamite.

okay, i realize i'm one of the ones who is always screaming about not feeding the trollish types, but i can't resist.

WTF are death ears???

40

as for my death ears...

that bitch should have played kizzy in roots...

she is everything that is wrong with a black with too much power...or so she thinks...

she should be at my house cleaning my toilet, because after all..WHO IS SHE???

40#

You are a total imbecile. First of all, white people come a variety of diffrent nations and backrounds . You racist.

White people did not all descend from slave traders, and a whole slew of other races were involved in the practice of slavery as well... including the africans who sold their own people.

Why should i feel fucking guilty for something someone else did, that had nothing to do with myself or my ancestry simply because you are a moron and think white is a singular ethnic backround?

Oj simpson murders white women. Because of that do i assume that every black person i see is related to him,indirectly responsible for his crimes, and intends to kill me?

Yes, i do... but you get my goddamned point.

i think death ears are like the death star. they suck q-tips in with a powerful tractor beam, and then all sorts of shit happens involving large furry creatures, wise old men and lots of fire power.
and the end of all this, the q-tip somehow escapes and the head (to which the ears are attached) explodes, with lots of light and music. somewhere in the distance, applause is heard.

thank you, thank you, i'll be here all week.

(sorry, that was pretty bad, i have to admit. death ears, i love it!)

I'm sure this has been said before, because this woman assults people all the time...i'm pretty sure she does it in her sleep even, but I'm going to claim she's beat me down too. I'm pretty sure she asked me where her jeans are...and i couldn't find them...or i found her the wrong ones. and then i made her a salad that had too lettuce in it. and then she threw her cell phone/PDA/midget wrestler at me. Why doesn't everyone who has ever known/worked for her just sue now? save us the hassle of coming out one by one.

oops that should be too much lettuce. sorry. my bad. although i'm sure she'd beat my ass for putting lettuce in her salad at all.

She should hook up with Tom Cruise. With some vitamins and vegetable oil and a lot of scientology supervision maybe they could turn her into the zombie Katie Holmes is.
That would be a real service to humanity.

receding hairline?

Seriously though, sounds like the woman is mentally ill.

Naomi needs to be introduced to a Louisville Slugger and an Rx for Lithium. What a monster!

Naomi Campbell should have been the lead female in that "My Ex Girl-friend" movie. She would get the part in two seconds flat. And if she didn't, I feel REAL sorry for the dude who rejected her, cause then he'd have to give her the part anyway to avoid any injuries.

funny. naomi campbell thinks she's royalty because she can wear clothes and walk. she needs to smoke some weed, and she needs me to karate-chop her in the throat while she's inhaling.

there is no explanation other then this girl has a magic pussy

45. True. We're all responsible for ourselves and nobody else. So why should we care about the sins of long-dead people who happened to have the same skin color? We shouldn't. I don't care if someone is descended from Hitler or Attila the Hun -- they don't have any responsibility for it.

I will say that the Amistead thing was tasteless.

I SO want to lock Naomi and Tom Cruise in the same room. Either he'd turn her into a subserviant zombie (which can only be a good thing) or she would kick him through the wall and stomp on his head in stiletto heels (which can only be an even better thing!).

Barring that, I want her to have to live in some backwater poverty-stricken place for a month, with no help. She might actually be grateful after that!

Where is Super Nanny when you need her?