July 17, 2006
Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro separate

A rep for Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro says the couple are "amicably separating" after almost three years of marriage. This will be Carmen's second separation, the first to Dennis Rodman back in 1998 after only being married to him for five months.
I'm not saying your marriage is over if your husband spends more time picking out an outfit and putting on makeup than you do but it's not a good sign. It's like competing in a 100-meter dash with bowling balls strapped to your legs and an angry tiger in your lane. It's possible you won't get last place, but my money's on the seven other guys who don't have bowling balls on their legs and who aren't peeing their pants in fear.
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Comments
1. Posted by BoredStiff on July 17, 2006 07:42 PM
Care Not!
2. Posted by MeanNate on July 17, 2006 07:42 PM
Is nothing sacred?
I'm actually kinda bummed.
3. Posted by jimmythefish on July 17, 2006 07:49 PM
Shocking!
4. Posted by jFp on July 17, 2006 07:55 PM
she found out he was gay and he found out it was Dennis Rodman that blew out her vag.
5. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 17, 2006 08:06 PM
Huh, so these two gals decided to separate. They made such a nice lesbian couple. They looked, real, you know what I mean?
what a pity.
6. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 17, 2006 08:07 PM
Huh, so these two gals decided to separate. They made such a nice lesbian couple. They looked, real, you know what I mean?
what a pity.
7. Posted by Stephanie12 on July 17, 2006 08:09 PM
He is more groomed than Carmen. Says a lot.
8. Posted by Fiona on July 17, 2006 08:15 PM
DNLTC
9. Posted by Fuckyou11 on July 17, 2006 08:20 PM
Is it just me or does Dave Navarro look like a homosexual genie? I think I'd run if he started talking about rubbing his magic lamp in my presence.
10. Posted by Spacedog on July 17, 2006 08:23 PM
It all started to unravel when Carmen saw Dave dancing with Gay Vito in the leather bar in that Sopranos episode.
That, and he constantly stole all her cosmetics.
11. Posted by hisforalways on July 17, 2006 08:27 PM
Uggh his goutee is so fucking ugly.
Why is Carmen so attracted to men who are sexuality questionable?
12. Posted by cate on July 17, 2006 08:36 PM
Surprise, surprise.
Next thing you know, we'll find out that Suri Cruise doesn't exist.
WHAT??? SHE DOESN'T?!?!?!
::slits wrists::
13. Posted by endometriorama on July 17, 2006 08:38 PM
carmen can do better anyway.
14. Posted by Showgrrrl on July 17, 2006 08:40 PM
NOOOOO! Not another Hollywood couple hitting the rocks! I thought they were 'soul mates' according to the biography channel. Er. I mean. YESSSSSSS! Boo yah. For all of you ladies out there that can't stand it when their man looks better in eyeliner than they do, then please step aside. There is nothing wrong with a guy who can work the stage makeup.
I do, however, draw the line at the men that paint their toenails. That's going a tad too ghey for me.
Seriously kids, did we ever expect this to work?
15. Posted by trophywife on July 17, 2006 08:44 PM
I don't know what is wrong with you people... Dave is a hot piece of ass. But then Carmen is too... I have the same taste in AND women? Is that wrong?? Aw fuck it, I'll let them make a sammich with some extra spicy Trophy Wife filling... even if I'm filling both Dave and Carmen with my mongo-vibrator... mmmmmm, good times...
16. Posted by chupaflor25 on July 17, 2006 08:45 PM
Is it just me or does he look like the evil emperor- Ming, the Merciless- from "Flash Gordon"?
17. Posted by garbagepailkid on July 17, 2006 08:45 PM
Not that i think carmen is a prize, but can anyone really be shocked by this?
Navarro prances around in low rise jeans presenting a overgrown forest of pubes for the world to see..
18. Posted by krisdylee on July 17, 2006 09:03 PM
Aww, he's much prettier than her...
that must be the reason.
19. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 17, 2006 09:06 PM
Hehehehe, Ming the Emperor indeed, good call chupa.
20. Posted by Vas Deferens on July 17, 2006 09:13 PM
"I can't believe it's over!
Mommy, you said the man with the eyeliner would love us forever!"
21. Posted by ValeWolf on July 17, 2006 09:27 PM
I knew it. That guy has a weird gay vibe. He really need to tell the world he's a big homosexual.
What I love is how this bitch has worn white in all her weddings. Is gonna be such a joke when she does it again next year.
22. Posted by henrysgirl on July 17, 2006 09:33 PM
It just goes to show, no matter how hot a woman is, she can still have man problems. In fact Inside Edition did a story on that fact tonight. Carmen now joins Halle, Christie Brinkley, Uma, etc. on the "10 Most Unlucky in Love" list. Kind of gives the mortal plain-Jane women of the world hope. As for Dave, does anyone remember when Jane's Addiction first came out and he used to dress like Raggedy Ann? He was no hunk then.
23. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on July 17, 2006 09:52 PM
The dude's a faggot (no offense) and last I heard faggots don't like eating pussy and we all know how long a relationship will last if you don't lick the cooch. Let's just say you need a sprinter's stopwatch to time it. Carmen I love you even though you've had that ugly monkey Dennis Rodman up in you.
24. Posted by blueballs on July 17, 2006 09:54 PM
Carmen is a skank. She can now hang out with Paris the Herpes Whore and Tara "no class and no ass" Reid.
25. Posted by Sir Psycho Sexy on July 17, 2006 10:32 PM
8., 21., 23. Yes indeed, DNLTC.
Interestingly, if you add the linear inches of all the schlong Navarro has swallowed, Manson, Kiedis, Farrell, ... the total is exactly twice the IQ of Bill Frist, three times the IQ of George Bush, and one fourth the cost in pennies of a libturd salad with extra dressing.
26. Posted by Jessica on July 17, 2006 10:36 PM
Um, duh. Wives usually leave their husbands when they figure out they've married gay men. Plus, she's relatively yucky.
27. Posted by envi-us on July 17, 2006 10:39 PM
LAST!.......YEAH !
28. Posted by Glossed Over on July 17, 2006 10:49 PM
So, like, letting TV cameras film every moment of your married life is a bad idea?
http://glossedover.com
29. Posted by Sir Psycho Sexy on July 17, 2006 10:54 PM
Carmen Electra has unfortunate taste in men, TAFKAP, Dennis Rodman, Dave Navarro, ... but she has a nearly perfect ass, and isn't that really all that matters?
30. Posted by funkygoldmedallions on July 17, 2006 11:13 PM
I am so shocked by this development. Just shocked.
31. Posted by YoMamma on July 17, 2006 11:29 PM
So sad. So fucking dirty "unfortunate" taste in my mouth SAD.
32. Posted by damon2020 on July 17, 2006 11:59 PM
OMG NOOOOOOOOOO How could this happen? I mean it's sucj a shock! I am soooooooo speechless.
Next thing you'll tell me is that Britnet is preggers again!
33. Posted by francesfarmer on July 18, 2006 12:21 AM
It's the marriage-gone-reality-TV-series curse: Nick & Jessica, Carmen & Electra. Who's next Whitney & Bobby?
34. Posted by PaisleyMoon on July 18, 2006 12:58 AM
She's an old skank with no bladder control and he likes tounging with Tommy Lee. Big surprise. Who gets custody of the crotch crickets?
35. Posted by ProbablyTooOld on July 18, 2006 01:14 AM
Ever since I read Navarro's book wherein he trashed the memory of the sad, dead Jennifer Syme, I have hated him. I want him to die unsung from a heroin overdose and I hope several people who were hurt by his self-aggrandizing allegations piss on his grave. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he edited it out of the book when ARC (advance reader copies) showed some incredibly negative feedback for all the sh*t he wrote about Syme, but that he decided to slag the memory of someone he professed to have loved like a sister so he could get some mileage out if it makes me ill.
I should scan the damn thing so people can see what a nasty little bitch Navarro is but he'd probably sue me.
Too bad he kicked the habit. He should be dead. It's not too late. And when he dies maybe someone will write a book trashing his memory except in his case he will have deserved it.
Carmen Electra is not my idea of a good time but she could troll a bowery at closing time and find a better mate. The guy who licks toilets for a dare would be a better choice.
36. Posted by RichPort on July 18, 2006 01:51 AM
This guy looks like a cross between Richard Chamberlain (get it? cross? Richard Chamberlain? c'mon people!) in 'Shogun' and every idiot teen/ twenty something goth kid who cuts themselves when they're unhappy. Except he's older and gayer. This is about as surprising as TC loving TC or Dennis Rodman going down on himself. She's the kind of chick that when she says she wants to take it slow, she means you'll be getting head in the restaurant parking lot right after the meal. I guess he couldn't handle a classy broad...
37. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on July 18, 2006 01:52 AM
Looks like Carmen may be needing the Sybian Sex Machine like the one she rode on the Howard Stern Show. Pics at the following link bottom of page-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sybian-vs-jetaime.htm
38. Posted by Treehousesd on July 18, 2006 03:57 AM
These two were never meant to last.
He'll end up with someone like Lucy Lu and She'll end up with one of those thugs from
Ultimate Fighting like Tito. So predictable!
39. Posted by mrs.t on July 18, 2006 07:40 AM
@ 35
Dave Navarro wrote a book? Excellent. I hope he includes his brow-grooming techniques.
40. Posted by mrs.t on July 18, 2006 07:43 AM
My husband grew a little goatee-thing in 1990. I distinctly remember my very proper southern mother-in-law telling him that it needed to go, because "Franky, sweetie, it looks like a pussy."
He shaved it off that night, never to be seen again.
The End.
41. Posted by mrs.t on July 18, 2006 07:52 AM
He still cries at night due to PTSD from hearing his mom utter the word 'pussy'.
42. Posted by Jim Treacher on July 18, 2006 07:53 AM
They're getting joint custody of the venereal warts.
43. Posted by daveeech on July 18, 2006 08:27 AM
I just don't care.
44. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on July 18, 2006 09:04 AM
I'd like to know how this can be an amicable split. Wouldn't they fight over who get what make-up?
45. Posted by jrzmommy on July 18, 2006 09:12 AM
These two...split? I've lost faith in true love. THERE IS NO GOD!!
46. Posted by Kitty on July 18, 2006 09:50 AM
I heard on the radio this morning that he already has another girlfriend. The radio commentator said the new girl is fug.
47. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 18, 2006 09:56 AM
I like Janes Addiction but I have a feeling Dave's Addiction is penis. Not to mention he looks like a wax figure all the time but I would have to say I'd fuck his ex-wife....................
48. Posted by Princess Vince on July 18, 2006 10:13 AM
how sad. though i think us weekly was predicting it a few months ago. will there ever be one hollywood couple who will survive? just ONE?! though if i had to put my money on anyone, it would not have been on this couple anyway...
49. Posted by pop on July 18, 2006 10:21 AM
#45
nice - i tend to question my faith when bad things happen to good people like these...i also believe tom cruise is straight
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
50. Posted by DancingQueen on July 18, 2006 10:23 AM
Tara Patrick is a dried up old fag hag. I knew that chick was a crazy skank publicity whore when Prince first paraded her around in the 80s. Dave Navarro is homosexual midget who sleeps in a coffin. I bet their whole marriage was a publicity stunt.
51. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on July 18, 2006 10:23 AM
Whadya expect when you marry a nasty slut that wears too much makeup?
The joke is that they're both nasty sluts that wear too much makeup.
I just broke it down for you. You can thank me later.
52. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on July 18, 2006 10:48 AM
The picture describes everything that went wrong with their relationship.
Carmen enjoys 4 fingers shoved up her cunt, while Dave NEEDS a fist shoved up his ass to achieve orgasm. Without orgasm, there really is no love and without love, it's tough to keep a marriage together.
53. Posted by januaryanne on July 18, 2006 11:29 AM
is not one else concerned that he hair makes her look like jacquelyn smith in this picture??? i wonder if he is the one who left.
54. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on July 18, 2006 11:31 AM
I see in Carmen's future, better makeout sessions with Victoria Silvstedt...
Oh yeah, that's the stuff...
55. Posted by superficialreader#879002 on July 18, 2006 11:31 AM
I LOVE Carmen Electra. Could care less about Dave Navarro - narcissistic bastard.
Anyhoo, she's gorgeous, he's not. Bound to happen to someone so sweet and sexy.
56. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 18, 2006 11:48 AM
Didn't they send out pictures of themselves on morgue tables as wedding invites? Foreshadowing is a bitch.
57. Posted by Danklin on July 18, 2006 12:09 PM
When did Carmen Electra start looking like Courtney Cox in 1995? That hair is repulsive. All the while she's thinking "this guy packs other men's fudge"
58. Posted by jane's eyre on July 18, 2006 12:20 PM
Has anybody seen the Tenacious D video for Tribute, with Dave Grohl playing Satan?
Dave Navarro would've been a way better choice, and he wouldn't even have to put makeup on.
59. Posted by hopeless_screenwriter on July 18, 2006 12:43 PM
@ 36 Rich... He does look a bit like Richard Chamberlain and he also looks like the Mother fucking Son of Svengali!!! and he has a mad scientist lab in his basement where he invents aphrodisiacs that work really well on incredibly stupid ass chicks who love to gobble 12 inch Alabama Black Snake. How else would you explain it?
**********
Also:
What's fast about a burger and blowjob?
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With Love,
Hopeless
60. Posted by 4th Horseman on July 18, 2006 01:32 PM
@#35...she did marry the guy who licks toilets on a dare...reference the picture of Dave and Tommy lee kissing...
61. Posted by Corporate Slave on July 18, 2006 01:43 PM
Prince and Dave Navarro need to duke it out in Celebrity Death Match.
The scenario is Carmen can act as that fake cheesey slut who is basically naked and hold the signs up for each new round - that won't be TOO hard for her.
And the other two flamers can slap at eachother and poke out eachother's eyes with mascarra brushes.
Are stilletto heals a form of Chinese foot binding torture? That might be a good way to kill the opponent.
That or steal his Clinique Bonus Bag right out from under his rhino-plastied nose.
62. Posted by Spindoc on July 18, 2006 02:01 PM
The way Dave Appears reminds me of Donald Trumps Hair or Jared Leto's Eye Liner...i.e. none of their managers or Yes-men around them have the balls to say "You look fucking ridiculous, knock it off"
I mean look at the guy, he looks like Satans Gay Younger Brother.
63. Posted by kickservebt on July 18, 2006 02:47 PM
C'mon...everyone knows that after you hit it for a year it gets old. Look at all the gorgeous women in Hollywood who have husbands who cheated. It's because these celebrity marriages are based on sex...and when the sex is new...the lust factor is so high they mistake it for love. When the lust wears off, and it always does, then there is no other basis for the relationship.
Rule: Whenever you see a HOT piece of ass walking down the street...odds are there is a guy tired of banging her.
64. Posted by jane's eyre on July 18, 2006 02:49 PM
@62 Satan's Gay Younger Brother, ha ha!
Lusciousfer?
65. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on July 18, 2006 03:02 PM
#63 "Rule: Whenever you see a HOT piece of ass walking down the street...odds are there is a guy tired of banging her."
Truer words were never spoken.
66. Posted by RichPort on July 18, 2006 03:23 PM
She's the kind of chick you purposely cheat on, degrade, and get into fights with... just for the make-up sex.
67. Posted by Ez-EEEE on July 18, 2006 04:07 PM
uh, am i wrong or is dave navarro just hot as fuck?
i mean im all for making fun of any dude that wears make up, but thats one fuckable fag.
(btw before you call me gay, im a chick)
68. Posted by Icognito79 on July 18, 2006 04:19 PM
they really loved each other deeply though. it's true. they had a reality show about it.
69. Posted by januaryanne on July 18, 2006 06:03 PM
61 - I am cracking up at the clinique bag thing
70. Posted by Aristotrash on July 18, 2006 10:52 PM
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS: I LIKED THEM AND I THOUGHT THEY WOULD LAST.
I'm being totally serious. No, I am. I am that lame. I'm sorry.
71. Posted by ffordegroupie on July 19, 2006 02:36 AM
62, that is the best description of Navarro's looks I've ever heard. Kudos.
He really does try to look demonic in a gay sort of way.
72. Posted by mane on July 19, 2006 03:27 PM
NO WAY!!! Im Gonna Kill Myself ¡¡¡
73. Posted by CircusOfDeadSquirrels on July 20, 2006 01:42 AM
Well thats a bit upsetting...but its ok...now is my chance to move in on her :o)
74. Posted by krmnsita on July 21, 2006 04:43 PM
ummmmmm NO wonder!!!!!!!
i WOULD OF DONE THE SAME IF I SEE MY HUSBAND MAKES OUT WITH TOMMY LEE!!!