July 12, 2006
Lindsay Lohan might be making porn
Lindsay Lohan was photographed on a movie set doing whatever it is you see her doing in the picture above. Considering the majority of her work has come out of Disney it's not surprising she's suddenly decided to take on some more adult roles. If you wanna be taken seriously in this business the first step is pretending to give oral sex on screen. Although I don't actually see a camera so maybe she's not pretending. Or maybe my first instincts were right and she really is making a porno. The worst porno of all time. Where everybody keeps their clothes on. And looks super bored.
More of Lindsay Lohan being inappropriate on set after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by Jaydel on July 12, 2006 12:41 PM
First biatches!
2. Posted by sometimesboy on July 12, 2006 12:43 PM
i've been saying it for years...she sucks...
3. Posted by Doxes on July 12, 2006 12:43 PM
Heh ... can't wait to hear how she tries to explain *this* away.
4. Posted by jrzmommy on July 12, 2006 12:44 PM
WHAAAH THE.....OH! It's a dress. I was gonna say, that's a really weird bikini. What? She's giving some guy a hummer? Oh, that's just Hohan! Don't mind her.
5. Posted by rudesauce on July 12, 2006 12:44 PM
Judging from the look on his face, she's biting him and he doesn't know how to tell her.
6. Posted by YouWannaBMe on July 12, 2006 12:44 PM
That's no movie set... that's her coke dealer. Duh!
7. Posted by Glossed Over on July 12, 2006 12:46 PM
So are they making a movie or not? If they are filming, the dude's a terrible actor--he looks like he's in pain; if they're not truly, um, doing what it looks like they're doing, then Lindsay must be using her teeth.
http://glossedover.com
8. Posted by JessLovesIt on July 12, 2006 12:46 PM
I'm sure she was just examining how the complicated ways of a zipper operates. She was probably getting a closer look at the contraption.
9. Posted by BriBri on July 12, 2006 12:47 PM
Mmmm Garrett Hedlund.
Lindsay Lohan....*rolls eyes* Doop doop on her....
10. Posted by rudesauce on July 12, 2006 12:48 PM
Are they in a boat?
11. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on July 12, 2006 12:49 PM
Hohan's dress - WTF - i'll just get a big white sack and put it over my head and then tie barbed wire loosely around it. Cos that'll look good.
she sucks. she blows. loho's a hoho.
12. Posted by sharkbite on July 12, 2006 12:49 PM
First, Anne Hathaway does a rather racy scene... and now Lindsay Lohan...
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
13. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on July 12, 2006 12:50 PM
I knew she was good for something. All of gods creatures have a purpose. Hers is a cum receptacle.
14. Posted by bigponie on July 12, 2006 12:50 PM
by the way she's swaying her head from side to side, I pretty sure she's suckin on his knob but the look on the guys face indicates his not liking it much, a skank like her should know better than to use her teeth.
kinda got stiffy there for a second...
15. Posted by penguinwaddle on July 12, 2006 12:50 PM
"What's that? You can contract herpes from a blowjob?....oh shit."
16. Posted by LB on July 12, 2006 12:50 PM
I thought Andre the Giant was dead.
17. Posted by jrzmommy on July 12, 2006 12:52 PM
11-careful what you say around here about putting white hood-like garments over your head. you might get called racist.
18. Posted by pop on July 12, 2006 12:52 PM
is it just me or does he look totally disgusted/frightened? i wonder if the burning starts right away or if it takes a few days for the STDs to set in?
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
19. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on July 12, 2006 12:53 PM
Man, don't you remeber? She's doing that lame movie about some porn star, but she's not getting naked.
Leave it to Hollywood to make a movie about porn stars and there's no nudity. What's next, a movie about guns but not bullets?
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
20. Posted by YouWannaBMe on July 12, 2006 12:54 PM
Either that or she was so high that day that she "accidentally" stumbled onto the wrong set.
21. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on July 12, 2006 12:55 PM
Hey, wait, is that dude Corey Haim??
22. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 12, 2006 12:56 PM
Can you get Herpes through your jeans?
23. Posted by penguinwaddle on July 12, 2006 12:56 PM
ahh...nothing like chasing the cum down with a diet coke.
24. Posted by jane's eyre on July 12, 2006 12:58 PM
@19
Really? Then I guess this is a "no acting required" role. It's in the bag.
That poor guy looks really uncomfortable. His shoulders are all hunched up.
25. Posted by ptprez on July 12, 2006 12:58 PM
judging by the set, it had to be an i-team investigation on bad celebrity blow-jobs...
next week...jessica simpson...
26. Posted by bigponie on July 12, 2006 12:59 PM
no need for rehearsal, she's a natural talent for that part
27. Posted by Meghann on July 12, 2006 12:59 PM
Looks like Garrett Hedlund. I love him.
28. Posted by ptprez on July 12, 2006 01:00 PM
that fucker looks like he was getting the sports scores during that...
blow-jobs are like pizza...even if they're bad it's good...
29. Posted by rudesauce on July 12, 2006 01:01 PM
Headline: "Lohan gives head to Hedlund"
30. Posted by ptprez on July 12, 2006 01:03 PM
maybe she's filming encino man 2...she's just trying to revive him...
31. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on July 12, 2006 01:06 PM
Apparently it's from the set of her new film 'Georgia Rule' about a girl who's molested by her stepfather. Great. A nice, cheery film for all the teenage girls. Garrett doesn't look best pleased with her technique.
32. Posted by Stef on July 12, 2006 01:07 PM
Uhh, yeah. That'll be a bit tough to explain away.
"Well, like, his foreskin piercing was smudged, ya know, so I tried to wipe it off, but no matter how fast I moved my hand, I couldn't rub it out. So I remembered how my Mom used to spit on a tissue and wipe off my face, but I like didn't have a tissue, so, well, you know. I was just making sure he was feeling comfortable. Damn it, where's my spin doctor, I mean spokesperson?"
33. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on July 12, 2006 01:07 PM
I bet this guy had a dusting of coke across his crotch. That would explain the whole situation. Hmm, execpt for Lindsay's boobs changing sizes like a change my clothes... Once every two to three weeks.
34. Posted by jrzmommy on July 12, 2006 01:14 PM
Interviewer: Lindsay, what was your motivation for this scene?
Hohan: Motivation? It was more of a reflex. I see a guy sitting down and I just, like, drop to my knees.
35. Posted by Nikk The Templar on July 12, 2006 01:17 PM
Oh, leave the girl alone.
She's gotta get her protein somehow.
36. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on July 12, 2006 01:21 PM
She should be commended for that brilliant portrayal, she had to summon all her acting skills for that. What's next a movie about anorexic starlets with shopping and drug addictions?
37. Posted by jFp on July 12, 2006 01:22 PM
sounds like most of you hate a spit shine...
38. Posted by 18_snotty_kinnarude on July 12, 2006 01:27 PM
yea he does look digusted. Im sure all his life he ahd experienced hoes ridin his dick, lickin , suckin.... top notch shit. and now he has to settle to this liitle rookie bitch!!!
39. Posted by 18_snotty_kinnarude on July 12, 2006 01:28 PM
eww look at that guy's fuck face .. soo gross, it reminds me of motel porn starring them shaggy, smelly ass ushaved dudes with talentless bimbos that would jump on your dick if ure wavin a 10 dollar bill at her.
40. Posted by RichPort on July 12, 2006 01:29 PM
I bet she spit it out in that can, because she seems classless like that. Not because she used the can, because she spit it out in the first place. Bitch. And I hope his left hand is on her tit.
41. Posted by rolson on July 12, 2006 01:37 PM
You can all eat me, you bunch of tards. Cuz I’m number 41 and you are my beotches!
42. Posted by jane's eyre on July 12, 2006 01:40 PM
Mama Lohan must be so proud of her little girl.
43. Posted by Fugurself on July 12, 2006 01:43 PM
Does the word "queef" mean anything to Lindsay Blowhan?
44. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 12, 2006 01:49 PM
By the guy's expression of angst it looks as if he's either contemplating man's insignificance in the universe, or dropping a Cleveland Steamer - which would really be gross, but not something Lohan hasn't done in her personal life. He looks like a metrosexual Tarzan (if that's even possible) and she... well, she's firecrotch through and through. As she abandons the safety of her kid-friendly audience, it will be fun to watch her career sink like a stone.
45. Posted by bigponie on July 12, 2006 01:55 PM
#44
either that, or the guy is gringing not to hear the director yell cut, she might take it literally.
46. Posted by PapaHotNuts on July 12, 2006 03:00 PM
"Lindsay, I just wanted to snuggle."
"Oh, snuggle. I thought you said raging blow job. My bad."
47. Posted by SpecialAgentWind on July 12, 2006 03:01 PM
I am waiting for the picture to surface with her finger in his ass, so he'll cum like a bull.
To me he looks like Nick Lacey with hair extensions. Maybe from Jessicas gay line.
48. Posted by pinky_nip on July 12, 2006 03:04 PM
@23: Isn't that how Mikey died from the Life cereal commercials?
49. Posted by ChickenScratch on July 12, 2006 03:07 PM
Na-Ah!
50. Posted by ChickenScratch on July 12, 2006 03:10 PM
Dear Guy-getting-fake-blow-job-from-LL:
The hair and flannel shirt went out at the end of the 90's.
Love-
The Millenium
51. Posted by Zanna on July 12, 2006 03:15 PM
I miss the 90's.
52. Posted by Queen LaQueefah on July 12, 2006 03:19 PM
This must be on the set for "Snow White: The Lindsay Lohan Story"
53. Posted by jrzmommy on July 12, 2006 03:19 PM
The first picture he looks like he's thinking, Fucking assholes. I hate this. She's a skank and I'm gonna get herpes from this slut.
The second picture, the dude honestly looks like he's about to cry.
The third picture, someone off-camera shouts "What's wrong, asshole! Pretend it's Tom Cruise!"
And then he starts to go with the flow.
54. Posted by Agatha on July 12, 2006 03:23 PM
Looks like John Bon Jovi gained 30 pounds!
55. Posted by Bogart on July 12, 2006 03:23 PM
hahaha... these photos are great.
#5 - that's hilareous.
56. Posted by RichPort on July 12, 2006 03:41 PM
Isn't that Jake from Melrose place? Amazing how this chick can manage a walk of shame on movie set. Sad I tell you, just sad.
57. Posted by ValeWolf on July 12, 2006 03:59 PM
Ugh. Blowjobs are for hookers and 14 year old girls who think that sex is only anything that can get you pregnant.
58. Posted by ValeWolf on July 12, 2006 04:00 PM
Ugh. Blowjobs are for hookers and 14 year old girls who think that sex is only anything that can get you pregnant.
59. Posted by cibby on July 12, 2006 07:34 PM
I'm sure she just dropped her keys!
60. Posted by hafaball on July 12, 2006 09:59 PM
I like the last 2 pictures where everyone is standing around her, greeting her as if to say, "Good BJ Ms. Lohan, but next time you really don't have to swallow."
61. Posted by TrannyGranny on July 12, 2006 10:58 PM
57/58 Douche-tart
Where the fuck were those girls when I was 14? And oral sex is one of the most selfless acts a person can perform. Merely giving pleasure for pleasures sake. You repressed, maggots in your foreskin, virgin.
Personally, when receiving, I like to gently hold the womans hair out of her face and just lean back and relax. Unlike dude in picture, who looks like he is having a very uncomfortable bowl movement.
62. Posted by ~*~Lauren~*~ on July 12, 2006 11:25 PM
Ive heard jizm is great for the skin.
L-LO is quite possibly filming a segment for her ProActive Infomercial
63. Posted by ValeWolf on July 12, 2006 11:32 PM
61 - BJ's are for hookers and girls with low self-esteem.
64. Posted by eXtasyStef on July 12, 2006 11:40 PM
Actually, jizz is great for your teeth. I read that somewhere.
65. Posted by Grobpilot on July 12, 2006 11:47 PM
Just another day at the office for that girl
66. Posted by Grobpilot on July 13, 2006 12:01 AM
Again, just another day at the office for that girl.
67. Posted by ruyukyo on July 13, 2006 01:18 AM
omg i actually love her dress!
68. Posted by LL on July 13, 2006 02:02 AM
Why are they in a rowboat? And he looks like he's holding his car keys. Is that why he's not touching her at all in the first pics? Or is that in her contract? Only simulated mouth to crotch contact, no hands? Or did she just not want him to mess up her hair? Maybe that's why he has such an odd facial expression going on there. In any other context, having a flaky starlet rooting around in the general vicinity of your penis would qualify as a great day at work,
but when it's Lindsay Lohan and the director is encouraging her to go for it but you've been instructed not to touch her... well, I can see how that would confuse a guy.
TrannyGranny is awesome. Harsh, but awesome.
Sorry, but her dress is awful. She should actually be more ashamed of the dress than the BJ.
69. Posted by Annie on July 13, 2006 03:01 AM
Are you telling me that Disney movies don't involve trashy whores blowing stoned guys?
Then what the hell did my mom keep popping in the VCR when I was a kid?
70. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 13, 2006 03:14 AM
so she told me to come over, and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
and, when it came out, it went drip, drip, drip
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe, kung-foo grip!!!!!!!!!!!!
and it went - uhh
and the girl caress me down- uhh
and that’s that lovin’ sound- it went uhh
and the girl caress me down- uhh
and that’s that lovin’ sound
SOM.....................
71. Posted by Lala on July 13, 2006 03:38 AM
Gives new meaning to the term "acting chops".
72. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on July 13, 2006 04:08 AM
63.
I pity you in your little world of sexual repression... You probably scrub yourself clean after sex with a wire brush. "I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl..."
73. Posted by Lindsay Lohan on July 13, 2006 09:16 AM
OK, OK, you win. I am a filthy coke-whore who likes to suck it. And?
74. Posted by energy_guru on July 13, 2006 10:54 AM
She aint looking so good in that picture, but I'm sure that guy is loving life. Wilmer says she's very talented
75. Posted by Gigi on July 13, 2006 11:20 AM
Valewolf,
Blowjobs BUILD self-esteem.
76. Posted by BeaGass on July 13, 2006 12:01 PM
@28
YOU bring the pizza.....I will take out my teeth
77. Posted by jFp on July 13, 2006 12:27 PM
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/lindsay-lohan-tenslip.php
78. Posted by Sassy on July 13, 2006 02:42 PM
She'll be joining Paris Hilton soon in the "Oh mah gosh, mah vagina has rotted and fallen off" club.
79. Posted by ValeWolf on July 13, 2006 03:21 PM
63 - I wish I was a slut like you... Wait, no. No one does.
75 - I thought stuff like being good at work did that. Maybe that's your job.
BJ's are for hookers and your mother.
80. Posted by smartass on July 13, 2006 03:44 PM
79-you just called yourself a slut.
As for bj's-you must be a missionary position only person. You would have loved the Cleavers.
81. Posted by Gigi on July 13, 2006 04:26 PM
#79, so you have no sense of humor as well as no sense of confidence in your sexuality?
Also, you posted comment #63...Are you calling yourself the ultimate slut?
82. Posted by Praz on July 13, 2006 06:05 PM
Lohan: "Are you sure my dignity isn't in your pants? I can't find it anywhere."
83. Posted by polarbear on July 13, 2006 07:14 PM
Hey Smartass,
#80
Lay off the Cleavers, OK?
They had GREAT marital relations;-)
After all, she wore a pearl necklace in every episode!
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
84. Posted by twdldee on July 15, 2006 06:03 AM
come mista tally man, tally me banana...
85. Posted by adogcalledbleep on July 16, 2006 03:28 PM
a wise man taught me 125 true facts.....
FACT NO#124: RELUCTANT PARTNERS MAY EASILY BE PERSUADED TO SWALLOW YOUR ROMANTIC EMISSIONS BY HOLDING THEIR MOUTH AND NOSE SHUT, A BIT LIKE WORMING AN INFESTED DOG.
86. Posted by biatcho on July 16, 2006 09:08 PM
That 2nd to last picture is great! She's just walked onto the set of "CumGuzzlers 5: This Time It's Personal... and Salty". She's overheard saying "I went out last night, did a bunch of lines off of some chick's left tit in the bathroom at the Chateau, woke up in the janitor's closet with blood on my panties and the LAST thing I need today is to suck a dick. WILL SOMEbody get me a diet coke NOW! And new panties".
87. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on July 17, 2006 02:04 AM
Maybe she ought to read the article on how to become a porn star before trying out her blow job techniques-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/how-to-become-a-porn-star.htm
88. Posted by WouldntYouLikeToKnow on July 17, 2006 08:14 AM
#44 I totally agree that he looks like he's about to take the biggest crap of his life right there, which of course doesn't say much for Lindsey's BJ skills if that's all this guy can concentrate on. I find it amusing that most people have more respect for real porn stars than they do for wannabe skankbags like this little twat here, and Paris Hilton.
89. Posted by Taylor on July 18, 2006 03:36 PM
"Georgia Rule follows a rebellious, uncontrollable teenager (Lohan) who is hauled off by her dysfunctional mother (Huffman) to spend the summer with her grandmother (Fonda). Her journey will lead all three women to revelations of buried family secrets and an understanding that - regardless what happens - the ties that bind can never be broken."
That is the quote from IMDB, about Lohan's new movie "Georgia Rule".