Who's this dumb Mexican and why do I give a fuck?
Did she just get done giving a Dirty Sanchez, or is that a brown flavor saver?

She looks absolutely awful.

Celeb-reality....ewwww!

She looks just like Rachel Ray without makeup. Scary.

She looks like something that would pop out of mud and bite you.

Thank God she had her dentures in.

That little boy's mother should get him a decent haircut.

at least she's really really hot
and rich

BWAHAHAHA, that is one butt-ugly girl, I laughed so hard that coffee came out of my eyes

Ha ha, spectacularly average!

let's take bets on what number the first comment comes in that tells us all how we should applaud Eva for being gracious enough to be photographed with no makeup and we're all just stupid and superficial. I'm gonna say around 18.

She looks like a hybrid mix of chihuahua and cocker spaniel. And by hybrid, I mean she's the genetically mutated runt of the litter that someone hung up on the steering wheel of their car to take a picture and say, "Hey, look! Mexi's driving the car!"

Hey, we should applaud Eva for being gracious enough to be photographed with no makeup. You are all just stupid and superficial. Beotches.

@11
And that we're all just "jealous haters" (one of my favorite accusations).

Look at her smiling. Waw, maybe she was thinking she would get away with it and people would still call her beautiful.

She was so wrong.

D'OH! Five shy.

14--and we're all Bastard people (a la Corky in "Waiting for Guffman")

#11 you overshot your prediction by 5 places.

18--see 16. :)

I will never again dare to compare myself to Eva Longoria again. It's all in the makeup, afterall! Hurrah!

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

simply breathtaking. ooofa

Shouldn't she be cleaning my bathroom?

That huge earring looks like a portal into an alternate dimension where cottage-cheese butt is beautiful and people throw money at anything with freckles. She just popped over to pick up her stash of drugs from Snoop. As soon as this pic was taken, she activated the portal and warped back to Fuglywood.

she must wear POUNDS of makeup.

What a natural beauty, bwah ha ha.

People here believe they are being media darlings rebelling against the pressure of society's opinion of beauty and all that bullshit being shoved down their throats.

The thing is, just turn off the tv, stop listening, get a shred of self-respect/self-esteem, and dont give a crap.

Just own up to the fact its a guilty pleasure for you to sling your "high and mighty" mud at these people who are supposedly perfect.

wait..i recognize that picture...you're telling me that homeless chick i hooked up with last night in the alley was....Eva Longoria? Damn! I knew i shouldn't have killed her afterwards...but i needed her shoes....

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

@26
I prefer "low and dirty" mud, to be specific.

Tony run away as fast as you can, you've been duped, this is a classic case of beauty and the beast, in this case she always is the beast.

I know her, she makes the tortilla chips for salsa at my favorite Mexican Restuarant. I think she does the dishes too........

I'm gonna take a wild guess at this, but I bet caboose is a fat ass.............

She's got a mustache! (tee hee..)

http://tmz.com/photos/eva-longoria-without-makeup/16368/

Bitch better get that lined up. The mustache, that is.

sherry-co's radar picked up the multiple TCLTC posts that have been made recently, and has returned to defend Tom's honor in the Suri's birth certificate post. All that's missing to make her return complete is a "SLIMY SLUGS", and make it feel just like old times again. *sniff*

well I'm rather slim, but even if I was fat, what difference does that make?

Also an interesting contradiction:

If any celebrity other than kate moss is thin, they are deemed anorexic,insecure whore, etc

But kate moss is worshipped for pioneering heron chic...personally I think keira knightley is more healthy than kate moss..

Dear Caboose:
yeah, we know, thanks, ass.

caboose what does all your psychobabble have to do with an ugly picture of eva longoria? she's ass ugly with no makeup. end of story.

33 i wept a little when i witnessed the return of sherry co. she's using "green eyed jealousy monster" or some shit like that now. honestly who talks like that?

For a second, I thought that was Tony Parker. Barf.

Caboose - you're really fuckin' deep, man. Nothing like that has EVER been said her before. Let me guess - you're fat in real life. Fat or a homo.
P.S. Did you see Keira at the Pirates premire? Not anorexic my ass. My big, fat ass.

She could probably get a deal with Nair, or perhaps Hy-Top brown paper bags in size "head".

@37 But at least it gives us someone else to make fun of besides MeganHarris or lamebananas. Look on the bright side!

26--You sound like every fem nazi in Che Guevara t-shirts with armpit hair in the back of every Sociology 101 class in America. We don't have to OWN UP to anything.....we know we like to talk shit on celebrities. Why don't you OWN UP to enjoying it, too.
PS--8 off of my prediction.

Let's predict how many times jrzmommy will comment!

I've never seen anyone work a "refresh" button like her.

BTW, looks like someone gave Eva a hotplate and she didn't wipe off her upper lip.

That 'stache is thicker than the one I had in high school. It'd be great (but it won't happen) if this pic torpedoes her career. Let's see those fags at Maxim make her numero uno ever again. The cool thing about this pic is without the pound and a half of makeup and lack of nair, I can honestly say I've banged better chicks than Tony Parker.

I love how all you racist pussies keep making remarks about her being mexican. Haven't you ever seen an ugly white chick? Would you say something racist about a black chick? No, cause you'd get your ass beat. Yeah, she looks like shit, but she's still making more money than you for being a no-talent MEXICAN, and it kills you, doesn't it?

DAVID SPADE WITH A TAN. someone photoshop that shit man. youll see they were seperated at birth.

what the fuck kind of hat is she wearing? does she keep her churros in there?

If you eat a mexican out, will it give you heartburn?

@26 - excuse me but this is a woman who publicly stated she's genetically superior to the rest of us. enjoying the fact that in reality she's quite pedestrian looking and needs boat loads of make up and styling to look good is perfectly acceptable, given the circumstances. even with all the makeup & styling she's still a dime a dozen when you compare her to the rest of celebdom.

jeebus, even I look 200% better than this when i roll out of bed first thing in the morn.

@41 - fem nazi ? that was so weak, lol.

@45 - seriously, nice collection of racist fuckwits we have here.

I have nothing against Mexicans, except for the butt of my shotgun when I'm out overseeing my strawberry farm. Hi-yo!

Yeah, we shouldn't pick on the Mexicans, I mean, how would I have enjoyed that nice tomato I had at lunch if they hadn't picked it for me?

Damn the brows aren't even - even. Any fat slob would be sure to even out their brows right after a shower than be caught dead with a skinny and a thick. Yeesh! And she makes more money than me!

I'm not racist... I apologize for making fun of her INS photo. In other news, I hear her job on Desperate Housewives has been outsourced to some chick with a headset in Mumbai... just sad.

50--that's gonna be your entry into katgyrl's Racist Fuckwit club. Well earned!!

#48 - No, but it DOES taste like salsa.

What is she doing in a car? I thought that she was genetically programmed to only ride burros.

#49

the only way to prove your better looking then eva in the morning is by sleeping with me, I'm offering you a chance to prove your theory

and 45, it isn't being racist, it is being funny. your comment is just a shade off post 26. so relax. and no, we prolly couldn't make a racist comment about a black chick bc for some reason, you can't take a joke.

I can tell when she'll be in her forties, she'll give Billie Dee Williams a run for his money in the mustache department. Goonie-goo-goo!

..Aunt Eva is comin' to get me.

I'm not sure she's in a real car, because if she really is Mexican, wouldn't there be like 20-25 other people in there with her? Of course they didn't show a picture of the trunk...

"katgyrl's Racist Fuckwit club"

lol! if i had more motivation i'd make that into a website.

I bet it's a Chebby she's driving.

#45 - I've seen some less-attractive white chicks. Where I come from a chicana is just as likely to ship your ass anyone else. However, something tells me I'm replying to an ugly, angry black chick.

...one of them bouncy-cars with the spinny rims with.....

# 45 perhaps I could take your rant about our insensitivity more seriously if you hadn't named yourself "Queen LaQueefah" As for us getting our asses kicked if anybody said something about a "Black Chick" Hmm, guess we'll have to ask Ike Turner his secret.

Mexicans have done so much for my entire state. I am grateful to have such good food and clean highways. I don't have to pay taxes on any of my employees, and this meth I am snorting right now hails from Nuevo Laredo and is so damned affordable. Thank you Beaners, thanks so much.

-#45
star jones is an ugly as black chick. if they ever post a pic of her here, ill comment about her watermelon head, and then comment on how its ironic that she has awatermelon head cuz black ppl like watermelon. and ya know what? i doubt anyone will try to beat my ass.
but if they do, "bring it" cuz im a ninja.

....fuzzy dice and one of those praying hands decals....

45--would the hypothetical black chick pull the plate out of her lip and smack me with it?

60 - I bet they brought enough oranges for everybody!

Housekeeping, you want me fluff pillow?
Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?

Queen La(pussy fart)ah

When I first posted it was to defend Kanye West against a slew of racist railings against him, not because I like him, but because it's incredibly easy to bring the sambo comments out when anything happens to anyone Black. That said, you'll soon learn, as I did, that this IS Superficial, meaning virtually harmless, and the string is funnier if you either go along or attack whitey (one of my favorite past times, but so is attacking chinky, blacky and eses). So defend this undocumented worker if you must; I'll be out greasing my car by running over her family members, then engaging in a shootout (gats parallel to the flo', you know how we do) with some gangbangers, and finishing off my day throwing tomatoes at Aryans.

*singing*
I feel pretty Oh So Pretty..I feeel preettty and good outside....la la la laaaaa.....

It's a good day for me!!!

Yippee! Black People VS. White People, Round 70,045,872,321!
Ding Ding Ding!

I smell a Photoshopping.

We know how photo editors can detouch a person by looking at worth1000.com.
I really dislike this bitch, but there is no way, no how, that she would go out in public with a "moustache" (I bet that if she had one she had it laser removed) and uneven brows. She's so vain.

@#1, Your name cracked me up!

I just cannot BELIEVE Eva had the nerve to go out in public looking like that!!!
Hey-SUS, I would never been seen without makeup if I were as well known as she is.

And here's a question. WHY would you go to the trouble of putting on those big old earrings but NOT wearing makeup???

I think the stache is real. I work at a laser skin center and TONS of people have that. It's called melasma, it's difficult to treat, and usually shows up on the upper lip, under the eyes, or between the eyebrows.... in case anyone was wondering.

That is one FUGLY woman. Is The Superficial pulling a fast one on us? Is it April Fools?

Otherwise, I will never be able to look at Eva the same way again.

So waitaminute.
1. Teri Hatcher macking with Ryan Seacrest, a reknown pole smoker,
2. Eva Longoria, exposed as a latino troll, and
3. Nicholette Sheridan, banging Michael Bolton.
What is it with these chicks?

And this is "Sexiest Woman Alive", damn I think I may have a chance! Give me a makeup artist and a stylist....and a good wax!

I can officially say I've banged chicks hotter than Eva Longoria!

First the cottage cheese ass, now this. I didn't even recognize her in this pic. I bet the next revelation will be that she has fake legs and beats Tony with them so he'll give her the hot beef injection.

@68

...and also a big decal in Old English font, saying "Jalisco" or "Michoacan"...

that is soooo PHOTOSHOPPED! there have been plenty pics of her wet at the beach with no makeup on and she doesn't look that homely....not to mention a girl who's on tv would not have a moustache like that!

oh yeah and nobody does there hair, puts on cute earrings, and a lil hat and doesn't do their makeup. alright now i'm done. i feel better. i need a cigarette.

omg THEIR. seriously, i'm done now

When did Tom Selleck grow his hair out?

She smiled for the camera even without makeup. I like her more than I did.

its not photoshopped, she just looks like shit there. i never found her pretty at all (even with all the mexican soap opera 5 pounds of makeup) and this just proves it. maybe she looks extra ugly cause she just woke up. you know how those mexicans love to nap.

We should take bets on how many times Jane's Eyre and jrzmommy can post on one topic. You two whores aren't funny enough to post twice, much less 20 fucking times. I don't often agree with Papahotnuts, but he was right the other day- you two bitches are out of control. At least he is funny sometimes. Post a few times like everyone else and then quit. IM each other if you two dykes need to talk so much. FUCK.

I refuse to believe she is ugly. That's all there is to it. She wouldn't be famous if she was ugly. Why else would she be famous, if not for her looks? She's not very talented . . . this is either not her, or a very, very bad picture. Put some make up on her, I'd still hit it.

To all the people who are saying "This is fake, why would she do her hair and put on those earings if and not put on her make-up" obviously have never had sisters or girlfriends.

She DIDN"T do her hair, thats why she has the hat on. Earings take 2 seconds to put on and Her make-up probably takes 20 min. If she is running out to Starbucks for some coffee she isn't going to do a full job on her face but she has time to throw on a hat and earings. I wonder if Jesse Metcalf looks as bad without HIS makeup?

Mr Ed called. He wants his mouth back.

89--Who the fuck asked you? And change your fucking name--jrzdaddy. I didn't like you when you signed on as jrzdaddy to "defend" me (weak job, too, by the way) and I don't like you now. So go back under that fucking rock you crawl out of every now and then. Let's take bets that jrzdaddy is really some pathetic douchebag with two typekey sign-in accounts.

has anyone mentioned her moustache?

Racist jokes are too easy. If you think they're hilariously funny, obviously your intellect is lacking too. Bet one of those people picking your tomato has more sense than you do. Racism is not superficial, it's downright retarded. Superficial is talking about how un-cute she is, and that is true.

Hey, RichPort, I'm so glad you're around to clarify that a Queef is a pussy fart! I never knew! Way to explain a pun to the person who made it.

More wit and brilliance, please

Racist jokes are uncalled for. Including this one:

Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Ed. and Sex Education on the same day?

Because they don't want to wear out the donkey too quickly.

Hey, just offering a bit of advice lady. And you're right, the kweef thing was too easy (my apologies, I'll try harder next time). You obviously must not be that offended since you keep coming back. Racist jokes are easy, but so are firecrotch and herpes jokes. And for that matter saying TCLTC. Now that's easy because it's true. Because he does. Love the cock, that is. Which I'm sure would offend the gays. And the Scientologists.... FUCK! Cursing is also pretty easy... Now turn that little frown upside down...

WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE!

WOW.

She should be on HotGhettoMess.com

*takes one look and runs away crying*

HAHAHAHA, this pleases me, greatly. I think i just had a little orgasm. I can't wait to show this picture to my dumbass boyfriend's MAXIM reading, probably-masturbatin'-to-airbrushed-Eva-in-a-bikini self. if she can be a model, so can I. or any ugly ass bitch with makeup pancaked on, fake little whore. she is so obnoxious.

mmmmm,mwahaha.

Queen LaQueefa is a doody-head!

Black people eat lots of fried chicken, too!

Hey, at least you responded in an intelligeble way, I can't say that for most of these other low-brow morons. I mean, a lot of those comments are just plain dumb. I'm sure you can understand my eye-rolls (not frowns, it's really not worth a frown). There are SOME people here who make comments that are actually funny and worth reading, so that's why I come back. Plus I'm at a desk job all day and it's a nice break from other bullshit. That said, back to the main topic. Eva Longoria is nothing special, I never thought she was at all. I swear if she was standing on top of my car I probably wouldn't even notice her until she started posing and waving like she was hot shit.

bitch got a mustache.

The sad thing is, she still looks better than the other women on that show.

Black people have desk jobs?

@106
She has a job cleaning desks.

Hey queefy

I guess all the jokes about white people that black comedians make on BET on Comedy Central every single day are ok? Well, they're ok with me because THEY ARE A JOKE. Ever heard of something called CONTEXT? It's too bad you are just a victim of special interest group manipulation.

There are two types of people in this world. Those who are entertained through laughter and happiness, and those who are entertained through anger and hate. Obviously you are the type that is here because this site makes you angry.

BTW - "Racism is not superficial, it's downright retarded."

What are you retardaphobic?

#45 - Because she's making so much money, this look is even more unacceptable. No need to get all dolled up but at least brush that nest into a decent ponytail, put some Carmex on & throw on a pair of shades! She looks a hot ass mess. period.

#57 - Please don't judge us according to the uptight Queen. We can definitely take a joke :)

#67 - Yep, watermelon is damn good!

#103 - then just read the comments and stop picking a fight with folks who are "low-brow morons". your ranting & raving will only make it worse or hadn't you noticed? just some friendly advice from a cool black chick....

Queen LaQueefah

the only racist pig around here is you, sounds like you hate everyone here and you don't even know us.

she looks like Jerry Seinfield. horse teeth! bwahahaha

Do you know about the world's shortest book?

Blacks I Have Met While Yachting

#112 - LMAO!!!! I'm gonna need to borrow that gem from you pinky

hillarious

Yeah, you guys are right. I'm DEFINETLY a racist. That's the most accurate observation EVER! I never said I hated anyone, please find that and quote me.
Please, also find the part where I'm picking a fight. If someone says something stupid I'll call attention to it, just like everyone around here does.
Just some commentary from a cool chick who only points shit out. Chill, babies

justlikehoney1

You are my Nubian Queen for having a sense of humor. If ever you need some vanilla in that dark chocolate, holla at a cracka.

Peace and a can of hair grease.

@ 107 Oh, got it thanks for clearing that up Papa.

As for liking chicken and watermelon........if you don't like chicken and watermelon there's something wrong with YOU, that shit is delicious.

Oh I almost forgot..... white power.

She only looks good when she is airbrushed or "Tammy Faye Baker'd up". She is a dirty cunt bag also. Didn't she scream at some parking attendant guy on Thanksgiving or something? Dont those guys make minimum wage? What a snob. She acts like trash and she finally looks like too.

did I mention.....THE BITCH GOT A MOUSTACHE!

I bet that Queefey doesn't feel too well because, while chowing on watermelon, she accdentally ate some of the rind.

I'd rather look at her moustache than her dimpled ass. Looks like chick got spanked with a World Cup Soccer cleat!

at least her teeth are real, i think. when i click on the bikini link i completely forget about her mustache.

her stache impresses me
but i've definitely seen worse

Oh Superfish, why have you done this to me?
Now I have nothing to live for.

What in the hell is going on with her upper lip?

Is the lighting bad, or did she just drink some chocolate milk?

I should be voted sexiest biatch alive!!!

@106 What the fuck? I got a deskjob. I sit at home at my desk and collect welfare. Keep up the good work, my 4 kid's depend on you. The force is with you.

That's totally Joseph Stalin!

Saints preserve us, someone else is pretending to be MeganHarris?

P.S.

Nikk the Templar is one of her friends(!!)

Wow.... Apparently with enough makeup, I can make my balls as pretty as Eva Longoria...

Holy sheee-at... She looks like an AIDS patient who just got back from her teeth whitening...

#5 that is the funniest fucking post I have read all day. Also strangely accurate.

thats wut happens when u wear 90 pounds of makeup all the time u look like a weird old lady with big earrings
now i no i can make my pet hippopotamus look pretty

I don't think she looks that bad, but she looks like a completely different person.

yes i own a hippo
dont judge me!!!!

Mother of Jesus! She doesn't even have eyelashes! And that's Maxim's hottest woman two years straight?
See people? We always overrate celebreties' bodies and faces... and talent and intelligence and morals...

@125 so being black an Italian are the same, I knew it;)

That's not Eva Longoria. That's the 14 year old Mexican kid from down the street who washes my car on the weekends for three bucks. I've always been jeoulous by how quickly he grows his facial hair. Damn you, Paco.

(starts wacking off to makeup-less Eva)

Hey, she looks better than all the ugly & overweight cows that graze at the local bars...

Yeah, some jerk who want to get people to see my myspace page. I don't care.

anyways, Eva is NASTY.

Whatever -- slap on the make-up, and I'd shag her rotten. Hell, even looking crusty, she's better looking than most chicks out there that'd let me shag them. I am not a handsome man.

#112

Pretty fucking funny... ah the classics, how I love them...

Though I could sworn the books "Honest Republicans" and "The French Who AREN'T Fuckheads" were each a page shorter.

@77, yes it is Melasma, not a hairy mustache. If it were hair it would be easy to wax off. I have two female friends that have it, one really bad. They are always freaked out about it. It mostly occurs in Asian women and Hispanic women. It's caused by hormones and too much exposure to sunlight. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melasma

Now I could say something racist about the Asians and the Hispanics, oh, and something demeaning about women, but I’ll let the rest of ya all hash that out.

I'm going to go ahead and say that she doesn't look all that bad. Her skin tone is uneven, but her face is still pretty.

Although, I must admit that I'm a little shocked by the mustache & if that is a skin discoloration... that's an unfortunate location for it.

#112 and #139. I think the shortest book is actually called, "People who post on Thesuperficial.com who are funny." The sequel is called, "Men who post on Thesuperficial.com who get laid." The trilogy was completed with this title, "Men who post on Thesuperficial.com who have bigger mustaches than Eva Longoria."

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, thank you for being endlessly amusing on this website. You make me lol everyday. True story.

Those kinds of grins come from poverty and diabetes. Try 'em.

#115 - you got it, daddy ;0}

I must warn you, though, that I really am just like honey - golden brown, sweet, thick and sometimes sticky!

once you've had it, you'll have high blood pressure like a diabetic....hee hee

WHOA.

I really cannot believe thats her! She looks so old!

she does look like a shrivelled little man with a mo...

Wax can be your friend, Eva:)

I never liked Eva because of her skinny legs and the way she looked without makeup in those old bikini pics. This picture just reinforces the fact that makeup does wonders for many actresses. Additionally, all you sensitive types need to lighten up. I am a Mexican American and I don't give a f*ck what these guys say that you think is derogatory or racist. I'll admit my momma crossed the border and I think it's badass she did it and that she still cleans houses to this very day. I think it is funny that she has still not mastered English nor does she want to try. I'll admit I like to take a delicious nap during work (it's a power nap, very refreshing and eliminates my need for caffeine). I found the so-called racist remarks absolutely amusing. Furthermore, I don't give a f*ck if someone complains about what they think is racist. The point is that you shouldn't get hot and bothered over mere words such that you need to complain. This is free motherf*ckin' speech people.

The number of racist comments here is disgusting. And it does matter #150 -- why do you think our country is becoming more vehemently anti-Mexican every day?

#151

I agree! I'm on the phone with the NAACP right now but oddly, everyone's late to work again. And they really should change their Lil' Jon hold music...

First off, youve all proved yourself ignorant, Eva isnt even MEXICAN, she is Cuban and mixed with something else..

Im Mexican American and these remarks are indeed RACIST. I would bet money the majority of the guys posting these comments are WHITE, I dont expect you guys to understand. This is pretty sad though...

#150 dont be so passive...

Don't be upset with the White Guys making racist remarks. When they're not serial killing and child molesting, they're spending quality time having sex with each other's wives.

But,hey, I'm not a bigot of any kind, and I love everybody!...he,he,he...

Roison, you're a moron. At least every person on here has been photo'd without makeup. Except that time mommy took that "first bath" picture. From inside the tub.
And, to all those who say, "At least she's rich." You got me there.
I think this is an excellent illustration of how sun = bad.
Also, what is going on with the dirt mustache?

My opinion of Eva has nothing to do with racism and everything to do with the fact that the only thing that seperates her from the other hot latina chicks working down at my neighborhood Taco Bell is a hell of a lot of makeup and a $50 push-up bra from Victoria's Secret.

It's the lighting, fool

You guys are fools and freaks, and nasty at that. there is nothing wrong with that picture, 99 percent of the population is not gorgeous, but she is beautiful with makeup, and average to pretty without. SMH

i agree with #150. - This is the Superficial.. We make fun of everybody here. It's like a South Park movie; there's not one race, colour, sex, religion, sexual persuasion, age group etc that doesn't get made fun of at some point. You can't just get on your high horse just cos today it's something that hits a nerve with you. Get over it. It's called 'a sense of Humour'.

And 153. "she's Cuban mixed with something else" - well that's very accurate isn't it - i really feel enlightened. If she's not Mexican then why did she say she was when she was accused of being racist to that bike cop?

Isn't there any kind of moderation on this site? Reading the kind of disgusting racist insults on this page really speaks a lot about where the site owner is willing to go in order to get a few clicks. Spreading racial prejudices is ignorant and not funny at all.

Stop it!

to #160, when you resort to racial slurs to be funny, then you aren't smart enough to be allowed to post on any self-respecting site. Stop the ignorance and insulting comments, please.

Some of the comments on this thread can be only described as hate speech. I thought the publishers of anti-clown media had a little more wit as to allow this kind of offensive behaviour.
Most of the time I don't see any racial remarks, which I think is great; you don't need THAT to be funny or even edgy. I don't care what race you're insulting, it's WRONG.

"Post a comment

Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed. If your comments are excessively inappropriate or you question why a comment was removed, you will be banned. There will be no warning and no appeals. "

Tell me this is not a joke.

161-4.
i have never made ANY racist jokes whatsoever on this website and i don't intend to start anytime soon, but far be it from me to or you for that matter to moderate this site. I'm not saying racism is ok ALL i'm saying is you can't get on your high horse about racism but be ok with other comments on this website about sex, religion, sexual pref, age, talent, whatever etc etc. look at post #95.
"Racism is not superficial, it's downright retarded"
that's highly offensive for people with learning difficulties - thats the equivalent of the 'N' word (which i will not use and never have). TCLTC or using gay as an insult - or madonna and her kabbala or the scientologists or celebs who are 20 looking like they should be getting a pension, redheads or people with STDs.

ALL i'm saying is chill out and don't just play the 'racist' card to make people feel guilty. every1 is entitled to their own opinion. You should try to help people not to be racist and see past stereotypes (as comment 150 was trying to do) and not just shout loudly about things being WRONG. And don't tell me there aren't thousands of comedians out there everyday making a living out of stereotypes of all kinds.

ooo loooooord .. its not that bad. deal wit it

165, I can appreciate a smart joke from Lenny Bruce, from the Monty Python, hell from Southpark. Those comedians can make a racial joke that gets you past prejudices, makes you think what lies behind stereotypes. But all I can see here is crude, mean-spirited insults that can only perpetuate stereotypes and ignorant attitudes. There is a line between joke and insult and when you deliberately cross it only for "fun", then no one should have to read your mean remarks. That's the job of a moderator, separate comment from idiocy and stop idiocy.

Regards

FPd: I'm not trying to make anyone feel guilty as I know someone capable of making that kind of comments have no sense of responsability. Just think of my rant as a plead for quality over quantity. Reading things like "f**ng mexicans", or "F**ng nig**s" or whatever is not funny for me, I'm sorry.

167.
I understand what you are saying - there's a time and a place, prejudices and stereotypes can sometimes be made funny by comedians or by putting a certain slant on things. And i also understand what a moderator does (i'm not stupid) all i'm saying is that you and I are NOT the moderators.

I haven't made any crude or mean spirited jokes at all on this or any other page so don't put 'you' in your posts directed at me. And i haven't justified any of the racist remarks on this page ALL i'm, saying is that you can't have one rule for one and one for others. you obviously come to this website to read the funny comments slating celebrities, you wouldn't read it if it wasn't for the mean remarks! I can tell that the majority of people posting the really horrible jokes are doing it to get a rise out of people and start fights - fine, whatever, that's their choice. If people really wanna be racist they will be - you can't stop them - they are stupid and they're just gonna have shitty miserable lives compared to you and I.

peace.

168. Since when has 'mexican' been a term of insult? if i was from mexico i'd call myself a mexican right? or am i behind on the times. how many times have you read the word 'gay' or 'retard' as an insult but not been moved to post a stream of ranting comments pleading for quality over quantity.

Well, many times I guess it depends on the context, "f**ng mexican" is obviously not a compliment.

Jesus people... settle...

Here is something to lift your spirits. Something we can all agree on. (TCLTC).
How cool is this....
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tcltc

Yep. TCLTC in google will get you a dictionary that KNOWS how TC truly love that COCK.

with regards to clarknova........
In the words of Gary Oldham in True Romance...
"What we got ourselves here is a motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. A regular crusader."

I for one must thank Queen Laqueefah for initiating this tantilzing discussion on the nature of race relations. I apologize for calling Mexicans greasy, the French fags, whites crackas, Italians wops, Asians chinks and gooks, women bitches, British women ugly, Black folks gangbangers and gospel junkies, Aryans racist, Christians bible bullies, Muslims jihadists, jews bankers, Indians dot and towel heads and Puerto Ricans attractive. I take it all back. Everything except for TCLTC. You brain surgeons and socially responsible fuckheads who will inevitably grab your purses or cross the street when they see a group of teens from another race can revel in the fact that you've changed a bigoted man. Now I'm off to church to confess my sins and pull the altar boy's mouth off of the priest's cock. That little altar boy is one horny fuck.

This is what happens when we don't get any juicy gossip to fuck around with......we get all weird and say crazy shit and then it all turns into a Very Special Episode of Full House or something.

Sacha Guitry said that seuelement the ugly woman make up. that seems true...

however I adore Eva Longoria... but here it is a shock!

http://www.lezlife.com

Wow, you can even see the wax stains from when she got her mustache removed :-&

# 153 haaayesgirl84,

You have a lot of f-ing nerve to come on a site titled "The superficial" then cry about the comments being not caring and cuddly. The fact that I find more interesting is that you assume everybody making these comments that upset you so is a white male. I guess the only way you poor sensitive types can make yourselves feel better is to blame the white male boogyman. Grow up, get some dignity, pull a sense of humor out of your ass, then rinse and repeat.

Oh, about Eva, She looks like Rosario from Will and Grace in that picture.

#174 RichPort

The Gay/Lesbian anti-defamation legue will now be filing a claim against you for comparing them to the French.

Lighten up folks. Life is too short. Let's poke fun at celebs to make ourselves feel better. Lets poke fun at everyone's differences or stereotypes. I am a beaner. my mom was a wetback at one time, perhaps still is but I don't know the exact definition of a wetback. Why should anyone be insulted by so-called racist remarks? When someone says "mexicans like to sleep alot" does this really need to be found offensive? The only reason you would find it offensive is if you thought it was true of yourself or someone close to you and you are in denial. It's the same as not calling a mentally retarded person a retard. If it is true then they are saying truths and there ain't nothing wrong with that. If they are not true then you still ain't got nothin' to worry about. HAHAHA. I love racist jokes and I will admit I like to sleep at odd times. I like beans, I am lazy. I do not excel at anything other than self-stimulation to porn and...hmmm? that's about it. lol

50. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on July 11, 2006 01:19 PM

I have nothing against Mexicans, except for the butt of my shotgun when I'm out overseeing my strawberry farm. Hi-yo!

That had me rolling! Are you hiring by the way?

every1 commenting on this is retarded and a necrophiliac

and has gender confusion and likes grandmother boobs

Damn 178, why the anger? So because I dont approve of RACIAL JOKES I cant laugh at celebrities??? You sound rediculous. I enjoy some of the witty comments on the board but the racism...thats pushing the line.

Turn the tables. If this same post happened to be about a white celebrity, I bet you money there wouldnt be one post regarding the person's race. What does EVA WITHOUT MAKEUP have to do with her ethnicity?

The way people speak of Mexicans these days sickens me. I thought it was just where I live, TX, but it's true ignorant people are every where...

SPINDOC, I guess I shouldnt have put "84" in my name because a cocky bastard like yourself would take a 22 year old Mexican girl seriously...

seriously leave her alone, why is everyone so mean to celebrities,i bet alot of the girls in here loook just as bad without makeup if not worse. Its discusting how people say mean stuff about celebrities yet follow them around like lost puppies.

"First off, youve all proved yourself ignorant, Eva isnt even MEXICAN, she is Cuban and mixed with something else.."

Hate to break it to you, Haaaayesgirl but she IS Mexican. A Tejano to be exact from Corpus Christi. Do the research before you mouth off about ignorance. (Even though I should be ashamed to admit I share a heritage with this hideous fleabag.)

wow! what a difference make up CAN make on some people...wow! still, wow! are you sure that's her and not some tomboy cousin?

wow! what a difference make up CAN make on some people...wow! still, wow! are you sure that's her and not some tomboy cousin?