Did I fall into some worm hole, rabbit hole, or ass hole? Because I definitely feel like the space-time continuum has been disrupted and I'm living the same post over and over again. Like Groundhog Day, but with Lindsay Lohan.

Onest!

She looks good there. Too bad that's not the norm for her.

Onest!

She looks good there. Too bad that's not the norm for her.

Oh noes! CGI is teh suck!

Onest!

She looks good there. Too bad that's not the norm for her.

FIRST!!! AWWW NAAAAAHHH!!

LL is an ugly skinny whore.

#1 Biatches!

Nice fake ones.

Sorry all, I was getting CGI errors. I woulda been teh onest too. :(

Oh well. I least I didn't get beat by that dago, wop,...guinea.

you'd think a girl with that much money would be able to buy a bathing suit that fits her...sheesh! her ninnies are about to pop out!

The Imelda Marcos of bathing suits.

Now why is this girl famous again (other than her behavior)?

N-n-nice barbells...

Allegedly

i would have been first if i had an account
damn.

STOP THE DAMN BIKINI POSTS. They are not news, people go to the beach all the time, I did three times last week. Can't we get back to real news like an unfamous person calling her a firecrotch, or Paris wrecking homes....or Angelina stealing orphans?

Will we ever see LiLo in the same bikini twice? The suspense is killing me!

http://glossedover.com

Hahahah FIRST BITCHES! Never in my whole life with guns and shit pointed at me would I fuck that. Ever. I mean LOOK at her she is so totally f'n nasty! Just the MENTION of the word "freckles" makes me have to wash my hands ten times! Never mind actually SEEING THEM AAAARGH IM BLIND GODAMN YOU SUPERFICIAL!!!!

Call me!

she looks like Axl Rose.
What's that tattoo over her ass say (last photo)? Let's take guesses....

Theres definitly a bit of nipple showing in the side view shot where shes holding the Blackberry...

The tattoo over her ass if I remember from some response from her publicist to a magazine is Spanish for "The Beautiful View"

Apparently in Long Island dried semen caught in red pubic hair is considered a beautiful view.

A better story would be "Lindsay Lohan wears a bikini made of pastrami and swims in a pool of wolverines". Now that's hard-hitting, newsworthy shit.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000757.html

La Bella Vita

#19 - that's no nipple, just another fucking freckle on this ugly twat.

"la bella fat-ankles"

Is that Fez that's lifting her up, or a Fez wanna-be?
How pathetic would you be if you were actually a Fez wanna-be? That's kinda like being a MeganHarris wanna-be - there's just no point to it.

...and what's with the Polaroid cam?
I think we all know what those are good for.
That's right, birdwatching.

Who the fuck is megan harris?

You mean Megan the Harris hawk?

http://www.lincolnshirecam.co.uk/photogallery/2004_0918suttonR0110.jpg

getting stuck in a Hilton, Spears and Lohan body is the worst thing that can happen to a vagina

If Eric Stoltz and Axl Rose had a baby.....she would be it.

She looks like a drunk cross between Brooke Sheilds and Jodie Foster surrounded by middle aged men on their way to a bukkake filming.

#21 HA!!!

She looks like a drunk cross between Brooke Sheilds and Jodie Foster surrounded by middle aged men on their way to a bukkake filming.

#21 HA!!!

It looks like she ripped the sleeves off her grandmother's sweater.

My apologies
My apologies

mybe shes just tryin to find a bikini that fits...

Judging by that gut, the headline should read "Linds Stops Doing Cocaine (For Now)."

She still looks like Malcom in the Middle, with a wig.

that's it?

I love her cans.

Every single guy on the SF that says they wouldn't fuck her is an absoletly fucking liar. She as nice tits, an adequate ass, decent shape, a few million in the bank and likes to screw. I'd fuck her on the Pope's grave and use my grandmother's favorite dish towel as a cum rag. Stop acting like queers with all the "Never in my whole life with guns and shit pointed at me would I fuck that."(# 17)

Yes you would. Unless you're gay, or French, then I understand.

Men are such suckers for hooters. She could look 80 years old, all wrinkly and spotty, and worn out from years of drug use and we would still talk to her tits. Oh shit, she already does...

@9 At least I can write proper engrish, you stupid fucktard!!

Posted by Jaydel on July 10, 2006 02:12 PM

Oh well. I least I didn't get beat by that dago, wop,...guinea.

I least I didn't.........Niiiiccceeee, dumbass!!!!!!!

#40 try it with the sarcasm goggles on.

Here Here Papa Nuts,

Even if she got coke all over the bed I wouldn't kick her out. As long as she did lines off my nuts.

It's a known fact that redheads have a much more powerful, rancid body odor than the dirtiest of Puerto Rican ditch-diggers. FACT.

@9 At least I can write proper english, you stupid fucktard!!

Papa, Papa, Papa, you going through a dry spell?
You would really risk approximately 57,386 different venereal diseases to fuck that skank?
And don't say "condom" - the new super-herpes that Hohan and Paris share chews right through that shit.
Not to mention the little tattoo on her labia that says "Fez was here".

nah, i wont fuck her. shes too fat and freckled. eww

Stallion: Apparently they're sayin' Materazzi called Zidane a terrorist. BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA . My husband just told me, we Italians know how to piss someone off, huh?

Why is she wearing a whistle? Perhaps to direct all the traffic to and from her vagina.

You people are so mean to LoHO! I love it! I hate redheads!

Papa can you hear me...
Papa can you seeeeee meeee.....
I lost your number. What's a gal to do who can't check her e-mail?

#50- hahaha that one was rich. loved it :P

8th picture......surrounded by fat men....just to skeeve yourselves out a little more......look at that tattoo encircling the flabby belly button of that guy. ew ew ew ew.

I think she's looking pretty good. Once she gets her ass back, her body'll be slammin' again.

To be honest, I don't think she's dirty. Y'all are spewing about dried semen and herpes, but really, where's her sex video? Her boyfriends seem somewhat clean. The people she's seen at bars with are not necessarily her boyfriends.

55-- those u can call them fuck buddies. hah

#40 PapaHotNuts

The Gay, Lesbian, Anti-Defamation assoc. has just filed a complaint against you for comparing them to the French.

Her belly button is so high up it's almost between her boobs. I wouldn't be drawing attention to that with a belly button ring. How skanky.

What's a Puerto Rican ditch-digger? I mean it sounds self explanatory, I must have missed it...

@49 Fucking Classic, Terrorist Frog.........

I'm so sick of all that string she keeps tied on her wrists. What is that? Is it left over from when she chewed her way off the bedposts after last night's freak-fest?

@43 I hope you were being sarcastic.

@47 No dry spell, I just want an opportunity to fuck her all night, get her hooked on the HotNuts, then leave her crying when I tell her it's over between us.

@61 I think now a days that means she does anal, and throws Bukkake party's.........

thats not a belly button.

it's the wormhole to another dimension. whenever shes finished with one guy,it wld zap him into the wormhole and send him there...where fedz is.

thats why we no longer see him ard anymore...

beware of the wormhole!

linds obviously loves to be double (triple?) teamed. why is she always ONLY surrounded by men?? hard to keep a girl friend when your such a bitch i guess.....

Everytime SF does a retarded bikini post with the same mumbo jumbo we should all compete in getting more exciting news for the thread, here's mine:

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/07/10/mickey_rourke_cut_off_his_own_finger_bec

I wonder if this Ventriloquist does birthday party's, he can bring the dummie too...........

Calm down paisan. Can't afford to fill up your Iroc Z or did you lose your pinky rink? Stupid goomba, greaseball. Oh by the way....Rocky 6.....Sly does it again.

66: I put Mickey Rourke up there with Mike Tyson on my list of people I hope I never encounter.
68-what's a pinky rink?

WoW, those are some nice freckles. All 2 billion.
And the tits, they are just lovely.
And fake.

why does she have all those gadgets at the beach?

is lilo a nerd?
or is she trying to take over the world from the convenience of a public beach?

i dont understand.
i dont entirely care
but i dont understand either.

#66
That's way more interesting then a story about a new bikini!
I wonder if he was pissed that they sewed back on. If he didn't want it in the first place, why did they sew it back on?
Hmmmm.....

You know what I meant jackass! Its not like I got time to do a grammar/spell check on these stupid posts!

I'm going to Tranny and Zanna's place for awhile. I'll be back when there's a better thread...

Anybody coming?

Here is an example of natural beauty. No air-brushing....a beautiful girl with a few flaws. She is just like every girl I dated or wanted to date. I love freckles on a girl..especially if she has been out on the beach and she has had a bit of sun.

Hopefully that guy is her trainer. Or maybe a fashion consultant.

I'm with you, krisdylee,
We can watch Deal or No Deal and Tranny's making sloppy joes, because it's Monday. I'm bringing the Cristal. Word.

feed her the Hoff

I have to say, I think Lindsay's getting FAT again.

For as thin as the rest of her body is...the girl has a gut!!!!

In the first picture with her supposed boyfriend, she appears a hand puppet!

Are you fuqers on crack? She finally put on some weight, which looks good in this case, she has a nice set of "Wahoobies" (fake or real... I don't care), and she doesn't look fake or made up in these pics.

I think she needs LESS bikinis. Not MORE!!! Because I wanna see her naked!!!

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I AM SO F*CKING SICK OF HER

She's fat. My stomach doesn't bunch up like that when I sit down... lose some weight.

#20: LMAO

Am I the only one who thinks she's getting kind of chubby? Anyways, these implants look great on her.

Of course, I'd hit it! 24/7!

FINALLY...

this bitch porked up just enough for daddy...

Is her bf trying to throw her over a railing Clueless style? Her stomach looks a little chubs there. Much better than the skeletor look she was sporting before though!

For future reference file under: Filthy, Disease-ridden Whore.

With all those freckles, one of them has to count as a 3rd nipple! The girl's adding to her boyfriend collection too...

http://www.exposay.com/lohan-rumored-to-be-smitten-over-older-man/v/2571/

FIRST!!!!!

aw damn. i'm a little bit late.

next time.

next time.

And for christ's sake what's with all the extra poundage?

She looks like a bloated pig.

lay off the Krispy Kremes Shamu!

#66 Frances Farmer here is my link

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,202736,00.html

guy in blue shirt is mike heller. friend of her 'boyfriend', harry. he's a ny lawyer/promoter. helped arrange her b-day party.

@91 LOL MJ sure likes his cream ahem I mean ice cream

listen...

...she's makin' gfriends
...with madonna

so we should be casreful
#what we say... she doesnt
#lkike loose talk

hey baabe :) hows it hanginng :)

lol babe :)
thats just
askin' for it ;0

...whqatevr

oopws ke6ybpqad cfhaqnge

#1 - w0rd.

And I must know, why does everyone hate on the freckles? I've decided that since it's really an issue of melanin, anyone who doesn't like freckles is racist. You can't judge by the color(s) of someone's skin! Yeah, you know that's bulletproof logic right there.

Oh, and if those tits are fake, she needs a refund.

#96 we love frefckles
we've had them
aqnd de;licious they were
not yours
but similar

what was your point?

...and on a madonna site
...his posts are being deleted...

who are these people
that cant stand to read
wisdom ?

now that is interesting...
...isn't it :)

lol mods
lol mads

probably never expected
to see me posting here :)

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...if you delete his posts
...he will expose you

to the world

we have nothing to lose
any more...

get a grip b*tch

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ok new post...
remember what it was about ... ?

yup : )

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as andie said.,.. "battle" ? : ))

thanks andie :)

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i'm sorry... are we losing you
can't keep up?
that must be tuff :)

get a g lol b
[are we there yet ? ]

nearly there son... hold on...

just got us a few b*tches to get through
theyt think they are in charge
and need to understand
the

new
world
order :(

yup not us...

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you prefer we sould explain what kabala is

the search for us

[as long as you are jewish]

yeah right...

like we would give a f*ck...

shall we continue

or will you delete us

or will you ban us

not from your head

you wont

we have open access

so dont f*ck with us
and we won't f*ck with you

"Iiiiim waiting for the sunlight....when I feel cold, you warm me, and when I feel I can't go on, you come and hooooold me.....It's you and me, forever. Sarah, smiiiiile." How can you deny the Hall & Oates?

On Painkillers, plus a huge glass of vino to deal with sports-injury-pain......add that to the "Jammin Oldies"satation and we've got trouble.

She's a pretty girls-Papa's right. But you better double-bag Jimmy.

100...

do, do, do ,lookin out my back door...

just for you t...

aye, the white whale!

Herbie, you're a Grade-A douchebag, try to keep you incoherent spewings to one post.

And speaking of Moby Dic...er Hohan, yeah she's getting Shitney huge.

...and you know what

madonna's moderaters
in their ignorance are still
deleting his posts...

http://www.madonnatribeforum.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=288185#288185

aned here's one that works...

http://www.madonnatribeforum.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=21542

#103 backwards from there takes you in pinks pages

be sure you want to go there
before you go there : )

#40
Don’t care what anyone else writes... personally, there’s not to many other things I’d like better to do, then make very hot, oily monkey love to LL‘s young, fine, fresh, tight, little freckled body, in everyway imaginable... now for me that’s definition of- GOOD TIMES!!!

... and oh yeah, least I forget, the money part would also be real nice...

if she keeps irradiating herself at the pool, her bazillions of freckles will eventually get so numerous that they will melt into one solid orange tan

which will blend nicely, I think, with a fire crotch

What's up with the whistle on a string around her neck? Did Lindsay get a summer job as a lifeguard?

Thanks for the CCR shoutout, ptprez. I tried to eat dinner with my husband a children, but kept nodding off, so I is back until I blackout for good.

This isn't related to LoHO but I figured it was worth sharing, since it helped me re-evaluate how I define 'deflated.'
http://www2.oprah.com/health/beauty/slide/slide_beauty_fake_01.jhtml

@ 108: she blows it when she's horny, then all the old men come a runnin

bitch

@25 You want me don't you?

I know that no one really cares about this, but I'm just glad to see that shes looking better... so much healthier.. its amazing how life changes once you stop doing coke... i like this lindsay.. you can never ever have enough bikini shots.. EVER!!!

Is it a coincedence that I stumble upon these pictures of a crab infested whore while a song comes on called 'catch my disease'?!

Um... what's with the WHISTLE she's wearing? Is this some new celeb trend? LifeGuard Sheik? Or is she just wearing it so that when a crazy fan attacks her she can blow it to get her body guards to come running. Either answer is a little odd if you ask me.

her body is so weird, and her face is just gross. she has fucking duck lips and her stomach is pudgy. lindsay, there's a difference between being thin, frumpy and dumpy and being fit, beautiful and in shape.

get real. she's not clean. you can still do coke/heroin and be fat.

and if you were a Pink Floyd fan you would understand how howard-hughes shit hole crazy that guy went, so as far as I'm concerned he did die a long time ago

75. Posted by jFp on July 10, 2006 03:43 PM

Here is an example of natural beauty. No air-brushing....a beautiful girl with a few flaws. She is just like every girl I dated or wanted to date. I love freckles on a girl..especially if she has been out on the beach and she has had a bit of sun.
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I agree. America also needs more big breasted redheads. There aren't enough to go around.

Yeah, Mystic Tan streaks are every man's fantasy...

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