Enough of this skank!!!

FIRST!!!!

Paris Hilton is HOT HOT HOT!!!

Does this mean she will also be making "the Paris Hilton video" part two?

2. If by "hot", you mean "serves as the CDC's repository for every known variant of STD", or "possessing a toxic orifice that radiates the heat of a thousand suns, due to the exothermic reaction caused by the feeding and reproductive activities of the world's largest single colony of crabulus skankulus", then yeah, she's hot.

How much do they pay the poor fuckers that make out with Hilton in her video? And, do they use dental dams?

Everyone is so mean to Paris.... I love her. :)

5. lametard?

One bump, double bump, one bump, triple bump, double bump, triple bump, triple bump.

Sorry Stallion had to write in brail because "Stars are Blind" video made Stallion go blind from all the windex sprayed into his eyes afterwards.............

EIGHTH!!! :|

She is such a skank ho. I think she has gonorrhea of the hair. Look at that mess and tell me that there isn't something nasty and contagious crawling around in there.

I have just enough time to pick a fight before the drive home, ...

I picked Brazil and Argentina for the World Cup finals, Brazil to win. Neither team made it to the quarter finals.

Now, I think France over Italy, 2-1, and Germany over Portugal, 2-0, for 3rd. Love Z. Zidane, hate C. Ronaldo. As I seem to be a contrarian indicator for this World Cup, Italy and Portugal should have fucking phenomenal games.

Whats the difference?

Untalented little trollop she is.

Anyone who saw Prarie Home Companion knows that Lindsay Lohan can't sing. And Paris is even less talented than her (if that's possible). So I'm quite surprised that protools was able to handle her voice without breaking down.

She made a new video so she could lip sync her song better.

Why did she release another video?
Because the first one wasn't bad enough.

While I still wish she would crawl into a hole and die, the difference between the two is that this video has removed all attempts to capture her dancing.
Recall from the first video, the scene where she's jerking like a praying mantis being scorched by the sun through a giant magnifying glass, twitching between two palm trees in one-second increments.
All of the videos I've seen of the whoress dancing shows that she just can't dance; she's rhythmically inept. So they changed the video to highlight something she can do naturally - pose for the photo shoot. (Even if you hate her, you got to admit she can mug for the camera.)

She looks like a bird. Not hot at all.

She needs an excuse to flash the body she doesn't have. Probably wanted to screw the guy too.

Wow, can you say "ripped from early No Doubt stylings?" This has a Gwenn Stephani sound all the way through. What scares me is the production value is quite good. Whoever produced knew their work well. (money does that, eh?). So....

If this were from Gwen Stephani, who would actually like it? I cannot bring myself to admit I like it but I have to say it was far better than I had expected. Not nearly the crash and burn of the Popozoa one...

"[it]will just comprise of short 3 second clips of Paris Hilton making out in different locations around the world."

It's lika and advertising of her personal social life...
Don't care how it's different: I won't check. I've already given her video 4 minutes of my valuable time. No more.

I cant keep my mouith shut any longer. There is no one in this whole world who is a bigger skank than her. I throw down my arms and kneel in front of the queen of skanks. She cant be serious!!!

I'd do her.

That video is about 3 minutes and 59 seconds too long. It pretty much sums up all that is Paris, though: Pose, make out, pose, make out, pose, make out, pose, make out, drive badly...

Does herpes make you go blind?

Her lyp synching was like a Kung-Fu movie in the first one so in order to reduce a fraction of the fun poked in her...I mean at her they redid it with her lips actually moving to the words.

(+) Paris actually has a good voice, good song, great song to listen on the radio

(-) the video is HORRIBLE!!! All it is her making out and being way over dramatic.

Voice, song GOOD!
Video HORRIBLE!!!

Nah, i really cannot agree with the "good singing" part. She's just "meowing".

It's funny she's moonlighting over a photographer. "No one treats me like you do" lol

...because she's an attention whore.

wow. this is really really terrible. i'm sorta surprised at you people saying it isn't so bad. this is the SF... AND it actually is bad! the best part was when i think i got a glimpse of her going down on him, and one part when he was sucking on her nipple. that's hot.

but i think people can stop saying she's too skinny. she ain't anymore, that's fo sho.

Can't wait for the acoustic live version. I'll be first in line.

I still think her OTHER video was much better LOL

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm

terrible video
skank, waves, makin out, skank again, waves, makin out, skank....
When I saw it I thought that she would have sex with the guy (she probably did it!!!!)whores like her are soooo predictable....

just be thankful that she wasn't standing up through much of the video and we didn't have to see her in her weird giraffe pose

The reason she "sings" well is that she has the money to hire good people who can hide her crappy voice under all of the synthesized music and backup vocals.

This is just another soft porn video of Ms. Hilton.

I'm just shocked. This is so out of character for her.

#29 I was thinking the same thing. Didja see those legs? She ought be a skiier or do roller derby. At least she isn't a half dead anorectic type..although you know I wish she was (so she would starve and die like Nicole Richie is about to do.)

Paris' next hit single is going to be "Society is deaf" from listening to her fucking skank ass music.

Not as good as her first video. You know, "A Night in Paris" where she CHUGS A COCK and takes a LOAD ON HER CHEST. The only way shes gonna be able to top that one is if she takes a load in the face or does a rusty trombone. How quickly people forget what a SKANK this bitch is. "Oh its not that bad." WHAT??!? YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!!!

Hmmm...

So in the end she steals his car? Original.

1. Is that really her singing (I agree with the others above and think this sounds a lot like Gwen Stefani)?

2. What happened to Tinkerbell?

3. Does this song make anyone else want to prance around on a beach with a Pina Colada, or is it just me?

I watched a program called 'rich children on a rodeo' or something like that ( it was late) and a young man on it ( whose name was Fabreese I think ) said "I am the male Paris Hilton"
Which struck me as ironic.
'Cause I though Paris Hilton was the male Paris Hilton.
Or did I miss a meeting?

It's catchy but, alot more fun if you sing these words to it..

I just grind
my skanky behind
beecause Im ve-ry lewd,
'cuz I always find/ really dumb guys
that are desprerate for a screw,
Those other guy just fuck me 'till it hurts inside,
they say they don't want anal warts but they lied,
some people claim I'm crazy, some people say I'm fried,
but you can see the VD inside
and I'm scratching lice
oh no, oh-oh

CHORUS
Even though I'm fucking lazy
Even though I'm full of shit,
You've gotta admit it baby, I have perky tits
I show 'em to anybody, cuz I'm such a skeez,
Let a fart and sold my body
think Nicole is really grotty too,
Baby let me infect you
Ah-ah-ah-ah

Lucky for me my work machine aint got no sound so I just had to play the vid. And truly, Fishers, I played it with an open mind... and closed it with a nauseus stomach. And that was without sound.

Maybe next time she could duet with Fat Boy Slim - a sort of re-release of Rockefeller Skank...

LOL #4 and #40!!!!!!
shes so vile!!!! i used to think she was a hottie then i saw her lame ass porno. parasite is just a slimy VD infested snail trail

I keep looking at the picture of her to the right of where the comments section begins on this page and can't help but think she looks like some heavy metal hair band dude from the 80s......but I can't think of the name.

#10 I'm not too sure I agree... any culture that greets foreigners by waving hi with both hands hoisted high over the heads should fold like a bad poker hand. Incidentally this morning, my French Toast surrendered to the rest of my breakfast without provocation.

#26 Your opinion has been officially negated for having the word 'Paris' as part of your name. Please check your opinion for STDs...

Lastly, the only video I want to see this crotch shot cretin in is one where she is gangbanged by 500 French men with bad teeth and bukkake'd heavily. That and the follow up video in the ER and/ or CDC showing them grasping their crotches in the fetal position while doctors in full protective gear scratch their heads at the medical mystery unfolding before them.

#44--The French Toast surrendering.....so fucking funny.
I hear Italy is sending shepards to play the match on Sunday...

This bitch looks like a cross between some dude in a 80's glam rock video and big bird. Everything about this broad is fake...eyes,hair, skin color...eh! She's a fucking mess.

New, astonishing heights of vapidity.

#47

Thanks for making me look up 'vapidity'. You made me feel like Joey from that Friends episode where he spend his last $50 bucks on the V edition of the encyclopedia...

At the beginning I did not like her video, song and voice but this time is not bad at all. Her voice is sweet and with a help of another singer the song is ok. She can take part in Eurovision Song Contest 2007. Her video is a bit cheap. She should pay for more sofisticated video.

Guys, she is not that bad! You are just jelouse that she is extremely wealthy and still working hard to earn money. Give her a credit for that. at least she is not a binger. And she is not selling her friends' personal erotic films to earn the publicity and to get wealthy out of this.
Na-nananana-na-na-nananana

Baby I am perfect for you!

In a related story...Paris's stupid sister Nikki is getting into the hotel business...

http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/07/news/newsmakers/nicky.hilton.hotel/index.htm?cnn=yes

all she had to do was ask her Dad if she could have a hotel, for chrissakes!

#49

Please go to her fan club website, herpesclubwhores.com. Included with your membership fee are 'tricks of the trade' for enduring massive mutant herpes and faking your way through singing on overpriced production. You get a free plastic tiara with every membership, as well as anti-itch cream suitible for your genitals. If you act now, you'll also get, AT NO EXTRA COST, her latest single entitled 'Rich Helicoptor Whore in a German Outhouse'. I hear that's destined to be a classic.

@49-

I'll admit I am jealous of her...

...if she makes a video exactly like this one, only with Johnny Depp as the photographer.

So basically, I will admit that I am jealous of her when hell freezes over.

Um ya, that was utterly pointless. I'm ashamed I watched it at all. This girl has NO talent and no hope of ever becoming a performer, unless it's a performer of sexual deeds. She sings with her throat (does a lot of things with her throat) to a song that sounds like a Barbie Movie sing-a-long and is too busy looking at herself to do anything else.

Ew...did anyone else think she had an odd amount of cellulite?

*HURL*
Ooops! Excuse me!

What a great voice-- Milli Vanilli would be proud!

Do any of the people who request her song on the radio (all under the age of 10 I'm sure) get it that this is not her voice? She sounds like Marilyn Monroe on crank.

Is it me or does she sound like Gwen Stefani?

My blog is better than anything anybody has come out with in entertainment this Summer.

Also, I will have sex with Paris soon. I'm pretty sure of it.

Women like Paris Hilton are setting us back 30 years. They have nothing to offer but "hotness" which is, oh, wait, what site am I on? The Superficial? Oh.

Is she basically saying that even the dudes taking pictures for her albums or doing her makeup are being attacked and raped by her in mid-session? Doesn't she know that those dudes are 100% gay?

Is that rope-swinging scene basically a phallic teaser?

She'll turn anything into something sexual. She'd even make a video of her at a funeral giving a strip tease to the corpse.

This is the most bland, boring tripe I've ever seen. I suppose it's not that the song's so horribly bad, it's that it's so innocuous there's no way she could have screwed up. By comparison, she makes Britney Spears seem deep and complex.

#0 cant remember
if we already said this...

but...

that's hot : )

ok...

...to save time

#16 video 2 appears more realistic but is still just as fake
#19 hard to wrap you lips around that phrase : )
#21 why were you trying to keep your mouth shut?
#22 you wish : )
#29 we will take that as a compliment
#38.2 like you could give a f*ckj
#44 that's very insightful
#48 yeah we get it ...and?

#52 ...assume you are
Johnny Depp
agent or publisist
or whatever the fuck
you call yourselves
these days : )

w . t . f . ?

lol bitches
welcome to realitity rea... whatever...

#60 at least someone's
bothered watching it :)
lol bitches :)
get a grip )

herbie goes bananas

@64 re:22
Are you implying that Hilton is something that everyone OUGHT to be wishing for?

Okay, when I first watched this I said to my dad "Why are they showing paris's sex tape on a music channel?"

Has anyone heard Paris's other songs? Apparently she was told to just say the words in a sleezy voice; cause her singing is even worse, and even more synthesized. [sorry if someone already said this, cant be stuffed reading]

I wanted to flog myself as punishment for sitting through the entire video, but I couldn't find the flogger. Dammit, I HATE when I misplace important shit like car keys and self-flagellation equipment.

when i first heard this i thought she was sooooooo just another Gwen Stefani. I cant believe this worst is unfortunate enough to have two of 'em now.

The song is a rip-off of "The Tide is High" and the video is a rip-off of "Wicked Games." Paris is so creative.
I would rather hear Debbie Harry and see Helena Christensen any day.

NOOOOO!!!! OH GOD!! NO!!!!!! PLEASE!!! MAKE HER STOP!!!! MAKE HER STOP!!!!!

Whew! I feel better now!

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y is everyone always picking on parsi she beautiful and shes done more with her life then any of u will and shes a great singer i love her cd

#74 You pisshead. How the hell do you know who is on this site, it could be that a future President is hanging out here for God's sake. I guarantee you that this whoress will never be President. Its easy to put your name on other's products and sell them as your own, and its easy to start up with a rich family behind you. A poor person trying to do these things would find it hard. How stupid do you think we are anyway? Great singer my ass. And don't tell me what my life is worth, fascist pig.

Enough of Paris! She has not talent, she is sleazy, she's kinda dumb. Her song should be titled 'She's so Vain' It's just a video of her slinking around and making out. She can't sing, if that is even her voice in the video. The song sounds very familiar. The video appears to be a rip off of the old Chris Issak one on the beach. She looks dirty. Heck...she is dirty. She was born into money and apparently can do whatever she wants. As long as people keep buying her stuff and watching that lame show where she totally insults people (and they let her!) she will continue to be in the public eye. All of those shows like Access Hollywood etc seem to promote everything she does. She's not newsworthy. I am tired of people like here being put on a pedastal and served up as role models for our youth!

I think her video is good. Sounds a lot like bubble gum music, but which musical artist is not bubble gum today? And, thank you to TRL for that nod of confusion........ lol

This video is way better. She still looks like big bird rolling in the sand wishing she was in "Wicked Game" by Chris Issac, but her fashion is better. She'll never be a sexy pin-up no matter what shoes and bed she lays on or wheel she toes herself to.
.:E:.