Bitch!

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Me thinks Jenn unlocked a secret treasure of gold. It was found in the bags under Vince's eyes. I never quite understood the attraction to gay Brad anyway.

How cliche... getting engaged in Paris. Maybe they'll turn out like Tom/Kat. Ewww.

I guess if I don't have anything bad to say, I shouldn't say anything at all, but I'm sorry. I like her and I think Vince is hilarious. Good for them. I honestly don't understand what either of them (meaning Jen and Angelina a.k.a "the girl I'd go gay for") see or saw in Brad Pitt. Egh. All down hill after Fight Club. There. I said something bad. I knew this post wouldn't go in vein!

thats odd, because i have a source who told me vin disel lost his virginity to a plunger handle.

the same source tells me that anne hathaway is dying to have me penetrate her.

and just an FYI...it only took half a cheeseburger for my source to reveal all this, not $20.

the principal has a shirt-weiner.

nice one - i read this same story here 2 weeks ago...try to keep up on the news...

http://www.popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

p.s. i'm so glad i'm not the only one to lose his virginity to a mop...well actually it was my swiffer wet-jet...

first!!!

I have no idea how I am going to do it, but at some point in my day I plan on using the phrase "losing his virginity to a mop" in a meeting.

I'll let you know if I get fired or promoted for creativity.

Congrats to V. Vaughn, he managed to snag a horse-faced bitch for a fiance.

Question to the insightful:

Does she come with a stable and a saddle?

What I want to know is why in the hell anyone still cares about her? She is one of the worst actresses there is.

I thought I was the only woman that doesn't get the Brad Pitt thing. Find a troll doll and compare it to a picture of Brad. You will see that Brad is the offspring of a troll/human mating. I like Vince because he's tall and he looks like a human male. He's one of those guys that looks like he could be hot if he had a really good nap and more time in the sun.

#10 are you first at being #10?

how do people not think she is hot?
Not Angelina hot, but still hot!

dosent surprise me about mr broom broom desiel

Go away, Aniston. Wow, if they tie the knot, this could be celebrity wedding publicity part two. Wasn't Tom and Katie enough?

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Maybe now Jen can loose her virginity too.

My sources have confirmed that Rosie O'Donnell is going to be the best man, and it's not Life and Style so you know it's true. It's gonna be hard to get Tom Cruise off Rosie's cock so she can be in the wedding, but we all know how that goes. Fucking crazy faggot..............

So what? I found a picture of Mandy Moore's old boyfriend's penis. THAT you can care about. A penis! Good stuff.

http://spankcheeks.blogspot.com/2006/07/look-wiener.html

Am I wrong, but she just bores the shit out of me.

at least vince vaughn doesn't have pockmarks like brad pitt
i won't lie, i'd def. still hit that, pocks and all!

I think she's only a year younger than Pam, but looks decades younger. So for her fresh, youthfull looks and vagina that is probably not skanky I'd give her an 8 on the If-I-Were-A-Lesbian rating.

She looks like she'd be as exciting as vanilla in bed.

I think she probably thinks "gettin' kinky" means being on top.

Is this the most interesting news of the day?

Love Jen, she's one celebrity who is not stealing men, trying to kill their babies or make their vagina like venus-trap plant.

I did not like the Break-Up because it wasn't a make you laugh, space-out movie. It was like real life. I don't have to pay for that. My BF and I have the same fights, say some of the same shit and if one or the other of us tried to do her "make him realize the error os his ways" thing, neither of us would give a shit.

I'd take Vince because he could whip Brad's ass in a heartbeat. Plus, tall guys are sexy.

*of*

I hate to say it, but I sure miss the country folk.

I think Jennifer Aniston is pretty.

Amd I think that Vince Vaughan looks like a real guy too - funny comment, #14. I think he looks like the type who'd be much more comfortable buying a ceiling fan at Menard's than strolling down a red carpet.

I don't get the Brad Pitt thing either. He always seems to have his mouth hanging open - ever noticed that? And he just looks...I don't know...kind of plastic. He made my skin crawl when he was sporting that mountain man beard a couple of years back.

Plus, I think it's hilarious the way he's always pictured now, staggering about four steps behind Angelina with a kid on each hip, while she sails imperturbably ahead, making her boob-a-licious way through life with him as her manny/boytoy.

A tortoise has caught a hare.

I hope they have many blandly entertaining and semi-attractive babies together.

if it's true....nice little "fuck-you" to Angelina for Jen to invite Brad's mom to the service. (The final "fuck-you" will be if she goes.)

I'd rather make babies with Vince than Brad. Vince just seems like hardier stock than that mirror-kissing, hair-dying pretty boy.

Brad Pitt doesn't even own Speaker City.

Word of advice to Jen, Vincey may be trying to get in shape now, but he's gonna blow in about 2 years. Yep, a nice chubby, sweaty Vince.... MMMmmmm.. jiggly man-boobs.

Wait, guys, I just realized something... If they're dating we want them to get married. If they're married we want them to divorce. If they're fat we want them skinny. If they're skinny we want them fat. No one will ever meet our unfair standards. Yet, they try and that is fucking awesome.
Except for me. I meet them and I am perfect.

#37, so right, but they're asking for it by being rich celebrities. Also, Brad Pitt is whipped and likes to be dominated. I bet he has a small penis and Vince has a big one.

I think the best thing for Jennifer Aniston and NASA, would be to send her to space. We both know both are boring and overpriced, and nobody gives a shit anyway. But I think "the effects of space on Jennifer Aniston" is a valid enough research subject to justify the cost. I'd also like to send her out hunting feral pigs with Ted Nugent, and to several small women's colleges to give a speech about keeping your dreams alive.

i hope she has a baby and takes it to the beach and it pulls her top to the side and shows her boobs and smiles at the camera like she did it on purpose...just like coco cox!!

When you get dumped by Brad Pitt I guess you'll fuck just about anything.

At some point, Vince and Jen will have to publicly acknowledge that they're dating. I think their wedding day would be a good time to do that.

http://glossedover.com

Hopefully the kids get Dad's looks and sense of humor.

I give it 4 months. This just seems so rushed and forced and desperate. I can just picture Courtney holding a bottle of maple syrup over Vince's head threatening him to Marry jen or the syrup gets it!

Why the hell they all in a hurry to get married anyways??

Yawn.

I have to admit, this news makes me incredibly happy and I hope it's true. I would take Vince Vaughn and his moobs anyday over the faggy morphing likes of Brad Armpitt.

And, #34 - you are soooo right. A nice Fuck You in the face of that husband stealing cunt Angelina. I'll bet she makes Brad forbid his mommy to go to the wedding if she ever wants to see her real grandchild (and the adopted "fake" ones) again. Hopefully Jane Pii is not as whipped as her fuck faced son. BPLTC!!!!!!!

Woops...that's Jane PITT not Jane Pii. Doy!!!

I bet she is frigid....not sure why...she has that look like she just lays there and makes you do all the work.

She needs a nose job. She has that WC Fields nose look and that would scare me and my coke stash.

I wouldn't fuck Angelina with Brad Pitt's tiny little clit-cock.

Aniston needs to die...

I'm happy for them. I know that goes against the Superfish credo. Vince appears to be a down to earth guy with regular values. I don't feel sorry for Aniston because she handled the split with Pitt fairly well. I hope Brad's mom comes to the wedding -- that'd be a nice fuck off to Brangelia. I hope it's the real thing for them.

I hope they do get married. At least she finally get a man. Brad's a wimp. He and Jolie won't last until next summer.

@44 - because her eggs are aging faster by the minute!! ....and you know she REALLY wants a baby.....for real....true story....she says so....

Can we PLEEEEEZE call them AnniVaughn or VaunIston!!!!

54 - Vaughiston sounds good

I hope they'll adopt like 7 babies and have triplets. That'll show Brangelina.

54 and 55: how about Jince.....not a lot of syllables.

What about ... Vaughanni or ...... Vaughina

@57--> Jince! I like it!!!! Vinnifer?

Is Vin Diesel a big fag or what?! As for the Jennifer A. thing... eh. She's done.

Vaughn-Gina!!!

Vincifer.

How about we just get used to calling them what they're gonna be called anyhow, The estranged wife of Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston's second ex-husband, Vince Vaughn. Not as catchy as Vincifer (which conjures up images of Lucifer, by the way, so I vote for that one) but accurate all the same.

Yeah who knows if this is true and where SF gets their stories from anymore...but if it is wasn't Courtney Cox the maid of honour in her first wedding?
#21: ugh

I hate this skank, all she does is cry about her ex-husband to the press. Sorry Jen you look like a horse, but without the grace and pretty fur. Her face looks like a shield and that nose....ick. I hope that Brand and Angelina decide to get married quickly just the week before her, just for spite.

Vince Vaughn is just gross.

the words "matron" and "courtney cox" somehow seem wrong together. she's way too hot to be called a matron.

"Wait, guys, I just realized something... If they're dating we want them to get married. If they're married we want them to divorce. If they're fat we want them skinny. If they're skinny we want them fat. No one will ever meet our unfair standards."

But #37, I thought that was why we were all superficial....

@28 - did you see Troy? i think you're wrong on who could beat up who, but i think that's beside the point to who looks better in gold armor. no contest.

Wow. Are there really freak Jolie lovers here saying Jennifer is moving too fast? It's not like she fucked a married man, had a kid with him, adopted a kid, etc. in a matter of months. Whoa Jen....Slow the fuck down. WTF??? Brangelina fans go the fuck away.

37- It's a beautiful thing isn't it?
No celebrity will ever measure up, still they go out of their minds trying. They starve, bleach, and fry themselves, all for our viewing pleasure. Then they crack, and get fat and crazy, like puppets on a string.
I know that sounds evil, but it is hard to feel sorry for these people. If they don't want the constant pressure to be thin, or not too thin, or married or divorced they could always go work at Denny's or something. Last time I checked nobody was going out of their way to steal photographs of my plumbers new baby.
They choose to put themselves on display, and in return they get millions of dollars.
Just remember that those huge aviator sunglasses and jewel encrusted sidekicks were bought with YOUR money, Joe Public. And if you ever feel bad about criticizing a celebrity just remember three things:
a} that's part of a deal they accept
b} they all think they are better than you
c} but you brought them into this world and you can take them out!

I'd do her.

I've read in more than one place that Jennifer stole Sandra Bullock's longtime BF pre-Brad. Not only was she totally sneaky about it, but she also publicly made fun of Sandra in restaurants and stuff.

Well, karma's a bitch. Now she's obsessed with her ex, who no longer thinks about her becuz he's with the sexiest woman in the world. And she's got a toned body, old-lady face, bad movie career, and past the Hollywood sell-by date. Goodbye, Jen. Your time is running out.

@73. Brad's with the sexiest woman in the world? Who are you talking about??.....Oh Wait a minute, you mean when he looks in the mirror he sees the most beautiful woman in the world. I get it.

Wow, this just seems so right! I mean, Jen has Vince on the Zone diet because she thinks he's too chubby and we all know how much she is into herself and the whole plastic surgery movement (her nose for sure).

With a superficial attitude and massive ego, I'm sure Vaughn is doing the right thing! I mean, I can totally picture them well into their 80's together! (INSERT SARCASM HERE).

Tits McGhee:

I salute you. Not everyone understands the plight of Ron Burghandy.

Love, A Smelly Pirate Hooker

"Aaaqua-luu-ung"

Burgandy. Burgandy, Goddammit!!!!!! I love lamp.

Jason "ugly horse" Aniston is ugly.....and she looks like a horse.....

74, you lie! Brad may be a beautiful woman, but his crater-face prevents him making the top ten list, let alone number one.

she doesn't do anything on her own... yet it's always all about her... she was one of many actors on Friends... she was the wife of Brad Pitt... she was the female half of the Break Up movie... wah wah wah... stfu already.

You're right 79. Deepest apologies

this history is so pathetic it is as like Tom Cruise & Kate Holmes and Nicole and "I do not know any more how it is called". The race of the marriage and the race of happiness.

Not chance, the happiness be negotiated which wants she to make believe what with this Vince, the servant boy next door. is capable of zap Brad...? Poor girl wastes herself

This makes me want to vomit...

Why would he willingly marry a woman (and i use the term loosely) that looks like Don knots in drag?

Recipe for Jennifer aniston:

Take one Mr. Roper in chunky over highlighted wig. Add breast reduction.
Hit in face with meat tenderizer for 3 to 6 hours. Repeat.

Knotts*

suck it.