Well girlfriend is freaken skinny. But I believe she isn't anorexic. I'm skinny, and people say that to me, but dammit, I'm just skinny naturally.

In other news, my butt isn't big, I just have big ass bones.

Oh and just because someone is skinny people always assume they're anorexic too. Some people just have fast metabolisms and can stay skinny while STILL eating.

My sources tell me someone pirates her food.

I don't know how these celebrities can even deny eating disorders when they look like that. If she were just skinny and not anorexic, her bones wouldn't be jutting out. Being thin means you still have some meat and actually look like you, you know, contain a little muscle mass. Eating disorders make you look like something from Tales from the Crypt.

Anorexic or not, I'd fuck her tits off.
Ooopps, looks like somebody already beat me to it.

Her and Nicole Ritchie have been on the same diet for two months now. It's a simple diet and involves a Snickers Bar, a finger, and a toilet............

She's thin, but still looks reasonably healthy. Wouldn't mind giving her the ol' pirate eye ARRRRGGGGHH!!!! Unlike Nicole Richie... now THAT'S one fat bitch...

I hate this bitch. She ruined some movies I would have otherwise enjoyed had she not been in them. She should admit she has aids and hurry up and die.

She also needs to stop injecting that toxin shit in her lips.

Damn...why did they have to cast her in POTC....shit.

I usually enjoy listening to a woman with an accent, but I can't stand the way this fat bitch sounds.

It seems that no matter what a celebrity looks like they can be said to be too thin or too fat. I would imagine it very difficult to constantly be in the lime light and have people pushing you in one direction or another. True, she looks very thin, but that does not indicate an eating disorder. Anorexia is not just a matter of not eating it is a psychological condition. Throwing around a diagnoses like that based on someone being thin is like throwing around a diagnoses of ADHD when a kid shows some enthusiasm. We are too eager to slap labels on people, including ourselves.

Come on, people! She's HUGE. I mean, look at how big her hips are! Pardon, I need to go purge now because I NEVER want to be a big, big whale like she is.

Just cause someone is skinny does not mean they are automatically anorexic or bulimic. some people just have different body structures and metabolisms. its wrong to just randomly place a tag on every celebrity.
by the way i REALLY like kiera knightley. she's cute, talented and looks great! and i am quite happy she's in POTC

One the up side, she seems to have about the same figure as Johnny Depp...

She should take 'Lil Kim's old room at the Philadelphia Federal Detention Center for a few months.

What's too skinny??? When your body is so small that it makes your head look cartoonishly large and you may tip over from being top-heavy at any moment. I don't think she's quite there yet.....Nichole Ritchie on the other hand, has met that hollywood requirement.

wow, I put way too much thought into spelling Nicole Richie's name......

She is looking a little stick-figure-like, but hey...

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Well since anorexia runs in the family, I wouldn't be surprised if she is too, whether she thinks so or not. If she's grown up around anorexic people, it's likely that she has a skewed view of what a healthy body looks like, what normal eating habits are, and such. To her, eating a piece of celery for the entire day might constitute as perfectly normal.

She totally stole the Dead Man's Chest.

ZING!

Thank you, I'm here everynight this week.

It's sick to think that her great-grandmother suffered from anorexia.
I don't know but at that time there wasn't all the pressure that there is now.
And if you ask me if Keira is anorexic I'll just say::'It's in the genes.....'

Anorexia isn't a psychological disorder. It just means you're weak-willed. My father told me that, and he used to tie me down and practice his golf swing on my head when I was little. Which is funny, because I don't ever remember him playing golf. It's also funny because until I was 16, I thought "time to play golf" was another term for when I accidentally wet myself while trying to force my way out of his gun locker.

A low body weight makes the liquer quicker ;)

I actually prefer skinny girls.

Do you know how long it takes Rohypnol to go into effect on a normal girl? 4-EVER!

I'm not always a fan of her fashion choices but I really do think she's pretty cool. And just because someone is skinny doesn't mean they have an eating disorder...she was very slim in "Bend it Like Beckham" ages ago. Plus, if you have seen her in person, she DOES have a bit of a caboose. It's not huge, but it's also no Tara Reid-inverted-butt-thing. God forbid.

her boobs are on het knees.. WEAR A BRAH!!

to ALL women: WEAR BRAS!! they ALWAYS SAGG!!

#20, I think I just came after reading your post.

Well done, my sweet.

Rather than criticize her because she is too thin, I'm just really happy she has overcome the battle with obesity, because fat girls are losers. We all know that.

I have never been inclined to say that a woman needs a tit job but I have to say it here. If this girl had tits she would be in the top 10 easy.

What boobs????

She isn't anorexic. She just never eats. Those are, like, two totally different things.

http://glossedover.com

She would be great for Slim Jim commercials, and then Randy "The Macho Man" Savage could come out and snap her in two, now thats some good Television..........

She looks like a holocaust victim.

My great-grandmother was anorexic too, but back then they called it "dysentery". They talked all kinds of crazy jive back in the olden days.

She almost does a disappearing trick in this picture:

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/07/fugrates_of_the.html#more

25

Yes, she was slim in "Bend it Like Beckham" (and I SWEAR I didn't watch that movie of my own volition), but she sure as hell didn't look like she just emerged from Auschwitz. She wouldn't be able to kick a ball now, from the looks of her. Her leg might fall off, then she'd fall over and break a hip.

Check out the link in #35 and tell me that's not anorexic. The pics really show her bones. Yikes!

One way of looking at it is she'd be a cheap date...

But what if she's puking up the dinner and drinks and then ordering more. She could be a very expensive date. If she gives a blow job at the end of the night you could end up burning from stomach acid.

@38 BLEH!

I just can't believe that she did her hair and her make up like that, got into that dress and before leaving the house looked in the mirror and said, "Perfect."

(link) this will make you sick.

#40 Someone did all that for her.

I was about to be like "yeah she's thin but you know" until I saw the pics in #35's post.
Concentration Camp is so 'in'.

Spot on #20! She does have 'The Dead Man's Chest' and to me this the shot that says it all...

http://celebritysmackblog.com/images/27370-26000/csmack_kk22.jpg

My mother and sister are naturally very, very thin but they do not look like that. That is starvation. If she wasn't striving for that look she wouldn't be so effing proud of it. Only an anorexic would think that looking like greased corpse is sexy.

42--no shit, Mr. Pragmatic.

43--It's called Auschwitz Chic!

@44
yeah, that "sultry" look on her face is ALL "Ever screw a corpse?".

Wow. The Fugyourself pictures are....they're.....mindboggling. Someone must have done a real doozy to this chick to make herself wanna do this to herself. Not anorexic my ass. Well, Nicole, Keira, Posh, Mary-Kate.....let the Starve Off begin!

"I know it's not something to be taken lightly and I don't.... I mean, I'm very serious about trying to achieve my goal, which is to reach my birth weight by the time I'm 30."

I don't know, I think she's kind of fat...I mean look at her chunky shoulder bones. Jeez that's just gross.

Thin and flat chested is not the same thing as being a bile breath. She's never exactly been a heavyweight, and she actually does some work, as opposed to some of the other regurgitating whorelettes whose job it is just to get their pictures taken. Maybe it was all those years of sticking my sister's doll heads on pencils that forces me to give her a pass, or my obsession with skull fucking...

Keira Knightley is one smoking hot chick. I would fuck her 1000 different ways. She is so beautiful. All you women out there who say she looks bad, trust me, Keira looks waaaaay better than you.

52-- Holocaust documentaries on the History Channel are porn to you, too, right?

Anorexia .... the new black

53--ZING!

It's amazing how many people who claim to have "Fast Metabolisms" end up being celebrities. Hmm, in recent memory people who have claimed fast metabolisms

Nicole Ritchie: (Said she was only fat because of coming off heroine and was losing weight because of her "Fast Metabolism")

Mary Kate Olsen: I just have a "fast Metabolism" (Gee, funny her sister doesn't seem to share it)

Laura Flynn Boyle: "I'm Irish and we all have Fast Metabolisms"

Tori Spelling: "I can eat anything I want, I just have a fast Metabolism"

Lindsay Lohan: "I'm eating healthy now and I've always had a Fast Metabolism"

Christ, who do these asembly line vomiter's think they are fooling. Ladies, ANYBODY who does a gram of blow just to wake up in the morning is going to have a fast metabolism.

Something tells me that jrzmommy is a little on the big side. As in over 250 pounds. Your crotch misses seeing your face, honey!

Nope. I'm 5'3" and I weigh 118. You, however, have a thing for corpses or little boys.....

jrzmommy and jane's eyre somehow have turned the SF into their own little chatroom. You guys are really starting to go overboard. I'm not trying to be rude, but c'mon, enough's enough.

Being anorexic isn't the same thing as "being forced to be this thin in order to work."

My guess is she's the latter, as is most of Hollywood. I dont' think they all have eating disorders. I think they're forced to starve themselves for their jobs.

Can someone explain to me why she's considered attractive? From what I've seen, she seems like she's a down to earth, easy going person, but...attractive? When your eyebrows weigh more than you do...I don't see it.

59-last I checked, this was a free website. If you don't like our posts, feel free to skip over them. Thanks.

#60,

I know that a lot of actresses claim that they are forced to be thin, or have to get plastic surgery because nobody is hiring actresses "Of a certain Age"

However in truth a lot of actresses get too skinny AFTER they've gotten famous. Nobody would ever say that Cameron Diaz wasn't hot in the movie "The Mask" then she got famous and now looks like the Joker.

Julia Roberts looked Hot and Curvey in Mystic Pizza...got famous and now looks like a cross between a horse and a preying mantis.

Sandra Bullock, Hot in Speed, got famous in "While you were sleeping" then afew years later did the movie "Forces of Nature" with Ben Afleck, there was a scene with her in her bra and her ribs nearly poked my eyes out through the screen.

Courtney Cox AND Jennifer Anniston. Both were Hot Hot Hot when Friends went on the air. They were on a TV seris that was popular, a guarenteed job, they didn't need to lose any weight but both, especially Cox looked disturbingly annorexic by the time the series was over.

She looks good to me. It's like if you're in Hollywood and you DON"T have any boobs, real or fake, then you must be anorexic.

some girls just don't have boobs! like me!

Sternums are the new boobies

*bawls*

Keira is awesome!

She's a carpenter's dream ... flat as a board and easy to nail.

I take back what I sayd about her boobs.
fore the soul rea existant... togeter with the rest of all het soft tissue...
SOME BODDY BUT HER A CAKE!!

I take back what I sayd about her boobs.
fore the soul reason that they are non existant... togeter with the rest of all het soft tissue...
SOME BODDY BUT HER A CAKE!!

read the second one.. my computer is wack like crack

People always mix up anorexia and bulimia. I have a roommate who's bulimic and she's bigger than all of us and is a size 13 in pants. Bulimics are typically normal or overweight and you normally can't tell they're anorexic by just looking at them. Anorexics, on the other hand, are more obvious since they just don't eat.

Oops, I meant you can't tell bulimics are BULIMIC by just looking at them.

I ment to say "buy her a cake".. I need to preview my comments!

she used to be a fine looking girl... now she's a parody of a depressed scarecrow...

Does anyone know what the fine for necrophilia is around here?

Clearly she is just standing in the moonlight. I guess in the new Pirates Of The Carribean she snags one of those gold coins for herself. Come to think of it, in the first one she DID have one of those coins! It's the curse I tells ya! She's just promoting the movie you silly people.

But seriously, she's still pretty. I don't think everyone thin should immediately be labeled as anorexic.

Now this is just my opinion of course, but she does not look helthy to me at all. She was slender in the first PotC but she wasn't anything like this. Maybe she doesn't have an eating disorder. But I find it hard to believe that any young actress out there can have a healthy body image while trying to keep in the spotlight.

So again, maybe she isn't annorexic, but she looks like you could break her in hald if you tried to hug her. That is not attractive.

She's not anorexic, she's on the "Hollywood diet"...three lines of coke every two hours, energy drinks mixed with alcohol at least three days a week, two crackers, if a fatty wants to indulge, but only once a day, and lots of dirty sex...dirty butt sex.

Lindsay Lohan is a big fan of this diet as well.

It wouldn't be as bad if her chest wasn't so damn concave & saggy & shoulder blades so pointy. Her face isn't thin though.

Definitely not true. She's a little on the thin side but in good shape.

It's the bony shoulders that look most painful. Like big knobs, ow ow ow.

I thought she said something a few years ago about people telling her that she is "big" and she really didn't care because she didn't want to look like all the other women in Hollywood. She was happy about having some meat on her bones (go for it pervert's).
I didn't think she looked too thin until I saw the link from #35.
Is that real? She looks terrible. Yes, she is pretty, but she looks like she has one foot in the grave.
Her body kind of reminds me of a bat.

you guys have to get over yourselves. i know this is the sf and were supposed to laugh at celebrities but to the point that u reinvent the way a woman looks? if it was a 150 pounds whale we'd all be proud of her round shapes??? come on, we know half the pple in here are overweight and its all bcuz of the mc dees you bitchez eat. stop hating the beautiful and go cry somewhere...

p.s. her dress is gorgeous but the material looks like golden aluminium foil

@84
Amen!

oh, come on. this is obviously kiera's head photshopped onto orlando bloom's body....

i had no idea she's gotten so thin. my kid was one of those with a TRULY fast metabolism. stole food, would eat entire boxes of candy, all that crap (don't cry for me argentina, lol). she NEVER got that thin. this is NOT just naturally thin!

if she fell down, she' shatter like that jar of moonshine i dropped last night.
fuckin' cherry bombs.

Okay here's your choices....Pamela Anderson, one big plastic bitch, or Keira knightley skinny, but natural. I know which one I would choose and it ain't Pammy....

I have always preferred skinny, at least you can put weight on, whereas people seem to have issues losing the weight (Unless you're a celeb and have it sucked out!!)

Can I just say Keira looks damn dirty in that photo.....I reckon you'd be up for fun night....

shit! completely forgot why i was posting!
arrgh, me mateys!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

feed her please, I am begging you eat something healthy anything, a crouton, a snow pea, just something. not anorexic please, I have seen more meat on a certain fast food restaurants chicken wings. this waif thing must end. a slight breeze could knock her over or carry her off and we would never see her again. scary. remember Karen Carpenter....

She's at her movie premiere and the stupid reporter(s) asks her about being anorexic? That's such B.S.

#90
shit, you would have to bring up karen. i don't want to say anything that's going to get me flamed, royally, (read the lindsay posts), but her disease broke my heart. my brother and i both learned so much, musically, from the carpenters (yes, in the 70's you assholes).
i cried my eyes out when she died, god forbid they could get her help before it was too late.

on topic, to, KC, in her death brought notice to the medical community that there was this freakish thing going on in a lot of young girls and women. yes, it was a long time ago, but you younger (help granny up the curb, there, would you? thank you, young man) folks have no idea how much impact they had on the musical industry. once again, i'm old and boring, but i've seen a lot. bro and i learned much from these two.
and, no, 'taint your business for me to go into detail.

heh-heh

i said "taint"

sorry went off on a short rant. fuckin' self inflicted diseases.

papa, please tell me: when will you site be up? some of this shit is taking way too much out of me. i've already packed up my pasties and thongs (oooh. i thought i lost THAT tube of lubricant, ah, er, ummm) and am ready to abandon this sinking ship, if you'll have me.
yo-ho-yo-ho a skeptic's life for me1

Good God, what has this woman done to herself? She used to be so pretty. Why is it wrong to have flesh covering your bones? That's what flesh is there for- to prevent your internal organs from falling out and the provide covering for your bones. You can practically see her pancreas.

You know those videos the Nazis made of the men's camp in Auschwitz, where they were all either leaning against walls or taking baby steps because they didn't have the strength to support themselves? What is wrong with out culture that those poor, pitifully degraded specimens inspire envy rather than revulsion?

Maybe she's 'naturally' skinny?!? WTF? Ok, no one that's overweight would ever be excused because they're 'naturally' fat or 'big-boned'. It's just fucking ridiculous. Even the people that ARE big-boned simply look that way, not fat. This chick, althought hot, is WAY too skinny. Yes, it is just as ok to make fun of a skinny person to gain weight as you would a fat person to lose it. Really though, I would rather do a fat chick then a sickly anorexic-looking twig anyday. Ugghh..., I just shivered in revulsion at the idea of having sex and feeling her pelvis and ass bone on my crotch, at the same time. That, and accidentally putting a band-aid on her tit because I mistook it for a misquito bite.

Well, we went through the thing with the orange celebrities - now Keira Knightly seems to be trying to start us off on phase Beige.

She may be naturally skinny or she may be anorexic - who knows? If she has issues, I hope she gets them worked out.

But heaven have mercy - GET A STYLIST, already. That is a horrible, horrible dress, all drapey and droopy and wrinkly, yet somehow oddly shiny, with a WWF belt.

And her hair looks like hell, all chopped off and uneven. And the dark, smoky eyes that look like piss-holes in the snow....Those eyes combined with the pale lips make her look like she just got released from rehabbing her heroin habit.

I can't believe she went out of the house like this.

Yeah, Keira isn't anorexic she just does a lot of coke. By the way #6 what tits are you talking about she has the body of a teenage boy. She has a pretty face, but she just doesn't look healthy. I just don't understand why women want to have boy's bodies. It is absolutely unattractive. Now we shouldn't be overweight, but we should be toned and curvy and shapely like a woman is supposed to be.

Love those collar bones in the morning. What more could a man want than to wake up to those staring at you?

When did a mental problem like anorexia become hereditary?
Keira you fucking idiot!

For those that think she ISNT'T Annorexic I have to repost the link number #35 was kind enough to attach. Look at both these pics. This girl has a lot of balls for daring to believe that she looked good enough to leave the house.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/07/fugrates_of_the.html#more

Look at the HAIR, I tell you! The HAIR!

Why would anyone, anorexic, normal weight or as big as a house, want that ugly, uneven, chopped-off-with-hedge-trimmers hairstyle??!!

Why would anyone want raccoon eyes and white lips?

I am going to start wearing deep red lipstick and three sets of fale eyelashes a la Gwen Stefani in protest of the zombie look Keira is sporting. I've never seen anyone so pretty doing so very, very little to accentuate her beauty.

Whoops....that would be FAKE eyelashes, not FALE as I posted in #100. I don't know what fale eyelashes are - possibly fake eyelashes made from kale?

I checked out #99's link and eeeeeeeyiiiiikessss. Keira needs to change her name to Skeera. You can practically see every vertebrae in her spine clearly delineated....from the front.

#95 JBYZC I love you and want to have your children.

#63 I agree 100%. These actresses agents have got to be brain washing them to think that losing weight will make them more successful.

Good lord people, give her a frickin break already. There are two main reasons that it's so pronounced in recent photos: 1. she has a round head/face, and 2. she had no idea how to dress to flatter her body.

Kelly Ripa is the same size or even smaller than she is but she doesn't get nearly as much shit for it as Keira or other thin actresses out there. Check these out & tell me HER chest isn't concave:
http://ca.askmen.com/women/galleries/actress/kelly-ripa/picture-4.html (be sure to check out pic #5 where she's working on her skeletor impression)

AUGH! Why is it okay for some women to be thing but not others, okay for some women to be heavier but not others?? Just get off her ass people - if she doesn't have an eating disorder, then you're going to GIVE her one with your criticism. And if she does have an eating disorder, then your criticism will only make it worse

OH, and for all of you who say there's no such thing as a fast metabolism or a healthy thin person - piss off, you're ill informed and jealous that you can't eat what you want & stay thin. I'm 5'6" and I fluctuate between 108 & 115-ish, with the higher end being mostly due to "cyclic" cravings. I've put on a couple of pounds in the last couple months (working at home now, so no running around the office to burn extra calories) but my average weight for the past few years has been about 104. I tried to talk to my doctors about gaining a bit to get to a "healthier" weight, and two different doctors have told me that I'm fine. They told me to stop worrying about it and my frame is very small and I'm naturally thin. I wish I could stop thinking about it and worrying about it so much, but society & my mom have driven me nutso about it. For decades now (I'm 31) my mom has been bugging me to eat eat eat. ONCE when I went up to 125 lbs (college dorm eating + a weight training class), she made fun of my ass. Recently, when my mom looked at a picture of me lying on a lounge chair in a bathing suit, she had the cajones to say, "wow, that picture's kinda deceiving, your legs look FAT." I almost threw her out. What's even sicker though is that by current hollywood/magazine standards I AM fat because I actually have an ass and hips & thighs rather than a completely fatless little boy frame.

Between the comments & criticisms & magazines & airbrushings, is it any wonder that a large number of women have varying degrees of body dysmorphic disorder??

104....who cares?

Why does the subject of being over/under weight make people nuts? Bottom line is she very obviously is starved of calories and it shows because she has no lean muscle.

Wow 104, you reeeallly have a lot to say on the subject... I totally disagree w/your Kelly Ripa comment. She is very petite and small, but does NOT look anorexic at all! Definitely doesn't look the way Keira looks for sure with all her bones jutting out. Kelly is toned and actualy has muscle. She's just in great shape (esp for someone who's had 3 kids!) and looks awesome.

id fuck her. shes a fuckin goddess!!!! and @103, your so right

Who you talkin' bout, Willis?

Quick! Someone call Sally Struthers!

107, yeah, I do have a lot to say on the subject. Countless people have made my body their business and it's rare that I get to vent about it. Sorry to take it out on you folks, I know you're not the ones calling me "skinny minnie" or saying "oh, you're skinny, I HATE you" (with actual hate in their eyes/voices) or making fun of me when I DO gain a couple of pounds, but it's so disgusting that weight issues have become the public's business and that BDD has become so prevalent because of it, and that normal skinny people can't just be normal skinny people anymore.

As for Kelly Ripa, I was just using her as an example of how some people are "allowed" to be thin without being attacked for it. Do I think she's anorexic? Probably not, but in all seriousness, it's not my place to say if SHE is or if anyone else is.

Skrpune, most of my closest friends are naturally skinny people. One of my very best friends is 5'3'' and maybe 110, and other is 5'5'' and has worked hard to get up to 120. Both of them have very little body fat, and they have itty bitty titties, but their sternums aren't sticking out. You're NOT a normal skinny person when your sternum is the most prominent part of your chest- then you're just unhealthy, and need to start eating again. Seriously, her body suggests she's been getting her diet advice from Elie Weisel's memoirs.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being naturally skinny, but her bones are jutting out too far to be the result of a fast metabolism. Especially because six months ago her bones were staying nicely inside her skin.

Kendo_Bunny i agree.

"Countless people have made my body their business "
SHHHHH.....don't say stuff like that here.....these commenters.......'specially the regulars....they're not right.....they'll make fun of you....they'll say shit that insinuates you're a hooker, or a human trampoline....they'll accuse you of being a narciscistic douchebag.....they'll tell you to go tell someone who cares.....some might even challenge you and Keira to a starve-off....

I have to comment on #103's post regarding Kelly Ripa. Kelly Ripa is RIPPED she is 5' 4" but I would guess she weighs around 110 to 115. In the acceptable range for her height. She has a lot of lean muscle mass. Healthy. Keira on the other hand is 5' 7" and if she weighs 92 I'd be shocked. There isn't a toned muscle on that girl. Arms like spaghetti?

And #104 I understand your frustration. In another post I mentioned that my mother and sister are very, very thin and they contend with the same rude, unfeeling comments and attitudes that you do...but I must say that at 104 5' 6" (which is close to my mom's weight and height) I am sure you aren't anywhere near as bony looking as Knightly. It is not that people don't believe in the possibilty of high metabolisms, its just that they aren't willing to be fooled into thinking that this girl looks 'natural' either.

She doesn't look anorexic to me. I've only seen one truly anorexic looking girl in my life, and she goes to my university.

I'm 5'5" and am usually 100 to 105 pounds. It's called not being a fat ass who eats at McDonald's all the time. Seriously, AMericans need to get over it. THe rest of the world is still fit.

116--Do they teach you to trash America in your Ivy League university, you little douchebag? (Do you even really attend an Ivy League university?)
"I'm 5'5" and am usually 100 to 105 pounds. It's called not being a fat ass who eats at McDonald's all the time."
Shut the fuck up.

theres no way she's an anoretic, her skin looks too healthy

What happened to this girl ? :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39280000/jpg/_39280683_orli_pa.jpg

She looks so much happier & healthier there(compared to the pics at gofugyourself), and she actually has some form of breasts!

i can't believe that some of these comments actually support the unhealthy weight of miss knightly. she's an attractive woman with a naturally slim build- but she seriously looks like a skeleton in those photos. thin and healthy is all well and good, but when concave chests and bones that jut out become the ideal female figure, i have to think somewhere along the line we've lost rationality.

would anyone other than a priest honestly want to poke her? she looks like a 12 year old boy