So we'll be hearing from you then.

Well then you've pretty much guaranteed that she'll drop Sean Preston 2 out of the lawn and K-Fed will throw a Black Cat at it.

HAPPY FOURTH BITCHES!!

yea, what about lindsay when she has to be admitted into A&E for stage 5 AIDS? if there's such a thing, that is.

its independence day there huh? cool . youth day in singapore. We all get holidays!

Come celebrate your independence on Spank Cheeks! Included: one super-hot shot of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. YOWZA! Price: $56 dollars American, made payable to "Sweet P. Cheeks, esquire." I'll also accept a mostly-full bottle of Jim Beam.

But what else will I read?
haha.

Happy Fourth Neighbors !

hey guys. Happy independence day from the UK, my first posting here. Love general bitchiness, but isnt wishing someone to be HIV positive crossing the limit a bit? and no, there isnt a stage 5, once you reach the actual AIDS stage there is just that, and then you die, and its horribe, I have seen it first hand myself.

What, no cover while you're away? Man, you guys need to step up your advertising and hire some more staff. Who'se stuff will I rip off for my own blog in your absence??? Agghhh - I'm sensing an anxiety attack coming on ...

What, no cover while you're away? Man, you guys need to step up your advertising and hire some more staff. Who'se stuff will I rip off for my own blog in your absence??? Agghhh - I'm sensing an anxiety attack coming on ...

Thanks #9! We all needed to be reminded to get in the party mood!

What about poor people who have to work during the holidays? What are we supposed to do? Work?! Hands shaking.... vision... getting blurry... must... chew off... own leg... for... some... reason...

Yeah it's a good thing #9 isn't a downer or anything, he's just lucky I'm at work...where I'm not allowed to laugh...and think about how funny the 5 stages of AIDS are.

yes! Detonating tons of explosives over throngs of drunk and sunburned revelers!!! ONLY IN AMERICA, BABY! I particularly like this time of year for all the warning stories on the news that show mannequins getting blasted by cherry bombs.
Hope Italy beats the Krauts tomorrow! :)

Welcome to Earf!

Happy 4th of July to all the Americans reading this! :)

Happy mutha-fuckin' Birthday, America! I would enjoy the holiday, but I don't drink so the fact that it is on a Tuesday actually pisses me off 'cause I'm still at work this morning.

Osh, can I have your leg when you're done? I want to make a lamp out of it.

Independent of horribly surface gossip and sarcastic remarks? My god what is a girl to do! Good thing I have my Fukuoku 9000 for entertainment.

18 - Yes, it would be just like that lamp from "A Christmas Story", only mine would never break, no matter how bitchy your jealous bitch of a wife is.

I think we should celebrate the 4th by strapping lamebananas to a "firecracker" (and when I say "firecracker" I mean a long-range missile), and launching him over to Iraq.

I wonder how hotplateface will be celebrating?

@18 Who needs to make lamps when you can make a bong?

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/9447058/detail.html

Happy Independence Day! haha

http://www.playpacman.net

You MUST go to msnbc.com and read The Scoop story about Lindsay Hohan. First, the picture of her is from the event that she went to last week-the one where she has on the white satin jacket and the garrish red lipstick. Well, this picture on msnbc must be at the last-call part of the night. Second, Hohan claims she's never "tried" cocaine.

At least you're not spending the whole 4th weekend (Friday through Tuesday) with your family.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

I think the odds of Britney running over her son with a lawn mower before July 5th are pretty high.

25 - She looks like she's been smoking out of that corpse head.

@21 that could be pretty dangerous because I am pretty sure the Iraqis would send him/her back and then we would have splattered banana all over us. Then again there are worse things I guess.

Have you guys visited this site?

I just found it and it´s pretty much like this one, same kind of jokes, you might want to visit it these couple of days :)

www.wwtdd.com

28-I can't remember, but doesn't this totally contradict what she said in VF? She looks mighty used up in this picture.

@22: Ha! Three days later and you're still talking about me. What a loser! Don't you have anything better to do than come on here and "pretend" you have actual, real friends?

@22: Ha! Three days later and I'm still masturbating obsessively. I'm such a loser! Don't I have anything better to do than come on here and "spew" at my actual, real enemies?

25
I like how she says that she'd never do drugs because she saw how it tore her parents apart.

That's kind of like when Angelina said she'd never have an affair with a married man, because her father did it to her mother, and she'd never want to put anyone through that.

*sneeze*hypocrite!

well, it's really only the true jack-offs that we have an intense dislike for, the assclowns that took a real beating or emotionally disturbed homeschooled cocksuckers that we remember, and that's why we're still talking about you...you met all the criteria.

--oops--my comments in 35 were directed to 33, the little maggot who likes to have his/her face get shit upon!

And I love scat. Love it, I say.

If I do you will you do me next? Please?

Independance day is tomorrow, and thank you.

Today is:

Happy Jim Morrison is DEAD Day!

and

Happy Thurston Howell the 3rd is also Dead Day!

@33 IS NOT ME! Some asshole is using my identity!!!

And you all call me a snot-nosed teenager. What a bunch of losers...

34--do celebrities forget that they make statements and that those statements are documented? I sware, they're just a bunch of blathering monsters that talk for the sake of hearing themselves talk.

that's weird, 37 isn't me. hmmm..... how'd that happen?

And what is wrong with being homeschooled? Talk about being prejudiced! I knew a GED would be more acceptable on this site.

And I am not snot-nosed, that's smegma from jrzmommy's rancid clit. Damn, bitch! Don't you ever wash that thing?

Everybody can go home early today. Tell your bosses I said it was OK.

@43: Who are you fake hotplateface?!?!?!?

And can I get a tissue for my nose? Damn!

So... many... stolen identities... must... eat own face... in... despair...
By the way, today is also My Goldfish is Dead Day, and my Grandma is Dead Day. Huzzah!

This site is so lame... I can't believe someone can use the SAME log in name and act like a dickamillion.

47 Osh;

That was a wonderful service for the fish; Did you ever unclog the toilet from flushing Grandma?

seriously, what the fuck is up with someone signing in as other people and posting comments under other people's name. That's wrong.

... especially since I am such an accomplished dickamillion. There is really no need.

So, let's kiss and make up, jrzmommy, after I find the damn mouth wash, ...

@38 Tranny, you are SOOOO far behind. Don't you know it is already July 4 in some parts of the world? Yes I am already celebrating, in my own small way..

back at you guys later, much later...

@51: Fuck you retard.

Hi Monkey's...I haven't posted in a while because I would get a kick out of just reading and staying out of it.
Thanks for the laughs.
I'm going to have to bring the party down just for a minute and say Happy 4th! Some of us need stop and remember what this holiday means, not just how to zero in on your buddy with a bottle-rocket (that's fun, you should try it).
My husband is home on leave and then he's off to Afghanistan! You may ask, why am I on the computer when I should be screwing his brains out? Well, I'm sore from last night!
Make sure you thank a Soldier for your freedom, and just know that some of us Soldier's (yes I am one too) aren't for the war, or even for our President, but we do what we are told no matter what.
Although, we do have choices, either in or out, but I've been in 14 years and I'd rather stay in and retire before I'm 40 years old, then having to start all over in a new career. Why waste the 14?
Hope you all have a Happy Forth of July!!!

Okay back to the usual entertainment...

um, okay, I didn't post #53. This is fucking gay. I'm outta here. For good.

Now you are being "glib", jrzmommy.

Good Lord, I just read what I wrote and wish I could take some of it back...

Sorry to blab on...You are all my very best friends for reading in my time of need...*sigh*.

@53: I give jrzmommy awesome nose, and this is the thanks I get?

Where's the damn tissue?

I just wanted everybody to know that I didn't read #54 because it looked, in summation, rather gay.
In conclusion, Mee Maw went neatly and without much of a struggle after her parts were placed in a tub of lye overnight and her departure was followed by several applications of Rid-X. I think of her every time I sit here, broken-hearted.

25: What do you suppose her excuse is for looking so fucking ugly lately then? Sigh. I really wanted to like her.

told you the sun would come out tomorrow :)
...ok annie, get you r gun : ) )

have a great holiday... we started early :)

well decades ago really...

gottago

@59 Thanks Osh, that's the response I was expecting.

54
Enjoy your time with your husband--make some fireworks of your own! You are both heroes in my book.

#25 that was funny

do or do not...

...there is no try

lol babe : ) )

Headlights:

the reason wwtdd.com sounds like this site is because that guy used to write this site. they are similiar, in fact Superficial even changed its look and now looks just like wwtdd.

Happy 4th TS.

And everyone else too.
:-)

62 - Sorry ChickenScratch. Like I said, I didn't read it. If I had I would be crying patriotic tears right now, and they told me not to do that anymore at work. I've never worked at a titty bar with so many rules about crying. Anyhoo, fuck you MeganHarris. You and your micropenis-infused facial deformity. Slut.

Funny.
Maybe putting my situation on here isn't a good idea. I should've learned a lesson from Bored Blonde, and What-the-fuck is the other one...oh, lamebananas.
My Bad.
Carry on.

#54 feels like quicksand...

maybe you could

get an office job

to assist

tyhwe wsaaer egtffort

#54/#59, gay, yes, but sweet. Soldiers also do lots of cool stuff like building sewer systems in developing countries. Anyone who helps someone take a better shit is OK in my book.

Doesn't matter anyway. "I'm so Rone-ry" K. J-Il is going to launch one any day now. Can't we send Paris over to North Korea to calm that guy down? In an oral kinda way?

68 - You know I love you. In an oral kinda way.

#70

you really need to get out more...

...this is

a

b
e
a
u
tiful

world

it's onlt cunts like you
that are fucking it up
for everyone else

so whats it like ?

...feeling exposed ?

God Save The Queen.

Fuck those John Bull tea drinking redcoats.
We bow our heads to no royalty.
Up the colonies!!!

Just when I thought this site couldn't get any lamer viola! I'm proven wrong again

Italien ist shieze. Deutschland uber alles!!

Hugh,
Fuck off you minging gromless bint.

doucheland?

@78: Is that where you're taking your family for the 4th?

Because I heard they added a new waterpark called "Vinegar Falls"

#73
F*** the Queen she ain't no human being (to quote Sir Rotten) She is a saucey little minx however who likes the slap and tickle...if you clean the cobwebs...

I personally like to ride the Log Ride. As long as it's fresh and steaming, I'm all over that shit (literally).

Wait...do hillbillys actually mow their grass? I always thought lawnmowers were more of a sort of lawn decoration in that culture...

I also have a dildo made of pertrified dinosaur droppings. It kind of sucks when a piece breaks off and gets left inside me though. Millenia-old bacteria is somewhat resistent to today's antibiotics.

*petrified* I suck. I should be made to lick jrzmommy's cornhole clean for making that mispelling.

Speaking of dildos. Who's ready to pass out tomorrow?

@85: I'm with you! I pass out everytime I have to climb the stairs!

you guys want to come party with me?

If I pass out you get to take golden showers on me!

@86 I bet because your fat.

88
Can I give you a mud mask? My diet, which is rich in processed meat and high in trans fats, makes for dermatologically beneficial feces. I've actually got a small business running on the side, selling my feces as a cleansing, rejuvenating facial mask. So if I were you, I'd jump at the chance for a free sample. What say you?

You guys are kkkrazy.

#86, Sorry, that was mean. It's just that it must suck to not be me. I mean, I'm so beautiful and thin. People are always telling me I look like Gollum. I don't know who that is, but I'm guessing that it's a Norwegian supermodel or something. It sounds kinda Norwegish, doesn't it? What language do they speak in Norwegia?

Anyway, I'm beautiful like supermodel Gollum, and you're not. So I win.

91
Are you a racist or something, oshkoshb-hitlerlover? kkk? So not nice. I bet your fat too.

FIRST!!!!

@85 Those pictures of Lohan in the white dress are freakin' scary. Her skin is the same shade as her dress. You think that living in CA, she wouldn't look like a pasty ghost.

76

Ever Dearest douchebag

Du bist die Scheiss das kommt aus mein Po jeder Tag. Manchmal, zwei mal pro Tage.

This site used to be fun. :(

For about 15 minutes I was famous!

75- Don't let the door hit you on the ass, on your way out.
No really, I mean it, don't touch my fucking door with that nasty ass crack. The fumes might ruin the finish.

You know what?

http://www.myspace.com/lookatdain

I am the famous one here, you all are just jealous. You know I'm hotter and thinner than most of you pathetic people. That's why you all are so mean to me because you can't stand how much better I am.

54- I am Canandian, and pro-legalization which pretty much makes me a hippie. Even though I am not very supportive of war, I will always support the soldiers (Canadian, Amercian or other)who risk their lives so that I can continue having my hippie freedom.
Thank you.
I just have one question, what is being done about Meghan Harris? Her(his?)Wmd's (words of mad douchebagness) need to be stopped. Please tell me there is a shock and awe campaign being coordinated with her(his?) name on it!

101 Thats not how you spell my name you doosh. You think youre so smart.

Whatever you say, Gollum.

102
It's DOUCHE, not "doosh". Douche.

104 Like who cares? Are you my English teacher?

Yes, yes I am. You get an "F". Sorry, sweetums, you get held back again, for the 10th year in a row.

#90 Spread it on me baby, around my breasts too because that's hot!

Osh is a fat fatty.

#101

how about just tying MeganHarris down, turn it upside down, stick a piccolo pete in it's Ass and make it sing the star spangled banner

Hey, someone on here is pretending to be me. Whoever you are, you suck and need to get a life! I haven't been on since 1:33.

102- owned! by jane's eyre
103+104- LMAO, I almost peed a little. Gollum, BAAHAHAHAHA, ahhhh. It's funny cause it's true.
109- where do i get my front row tickets??
110- It doesn't matter, whether you are fake or real, your name is still spelled the same way:
T-O-O-L

110

that's the pot calling the kettle black...

...or the pot calling the pot black...

...or my rectum calling your cock long...

...or your spluge calling my lips hot...

...what was i saying?

Canada is lame.

Alan Thicke, Alanis Morissette, Celine Dion, Jim Carrey, The Kids in the Hall (supergay), Big Jim, Krystanklee, need I say more?

Go USA!

#77. It's gormless, not gromless, you fucking anglophile wannabe twat.

#115, 116. While I agree with your observation that Canada has an exceedingly high gay factor, your follow through with a mindless nationalistic equivalent to a pig call was a bit disappointing, ...

117 sniff my nuts gormless, I don't care if you're disappointed.

Your "dog nuts", or your "doughnuts"? Not to nitpick, but it is not a distinction without a difference, ...

-- . --. .- -. / .... .- .-. .-. .. ... / .. ... / .- / -... ..- .-.. .-.. / -.. -.-- -.- .

Fourth of July Fun! Translate this morse code for a fun message!

Indeed, she is jane's. Indeed, she is ;^)

- .... . / .-.. .- -- . - .- .-. -.. / -.-. --- .--. ..- .-.. .- - . ... / .-- .. - .... / --. --- .- - ... .-.-.-

now i just might be an ignorant canadian, but isn't july 4th about celebrating the day britian and the U.S had sex and gave birth to America Jr.(aka Canada)?

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

happy day of unexplained patriotism....wave your flags and chant USA! USA!! it makes us laugh....

If Canada was formed from international intercourse, wouldn't its parents be Britain and France? If so, wouldn't Canadians be more closely related to cheese eating surrender monkeys than you'd care to admit?

see that picture above.....?

That's very similar to how it looks when my massive unit blast its load into alien poosey.

I am hating today due to the fact that I am currently at work and knowing that a perfect goddess with soft suptle tits and a apple bottam ass just wating to be bitten, is patiently awaiting my return home.

I sit here in my office comtemplating the mad love I must bestowe upon seeing her.

Someone here IS pretending to be me, I've only posted 1 thing on here, the first comment. all others, including the last one that claimed the imposter, are not me.

But whoever was writing as me hit it pretty much on the head, you guys are probably all FAT.

@119 Those be my nuts bitch.

I know you'll all be doing this to yourselves for the 4th, so enjoy!
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/kittyplay.mpeg

Most people don't even know what we're celebrating on the 4th of July. Here's something to think about this July 4th while you think about it:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5948263607579389947&q=terrorstorm

www.infowars.com
www.prisonplanet.com

130 is some paranoid wack job fo shizzle.

Sure I am. Go eat some more doughnuts, doughnut boy. George Washington and Thomas Jefferson would pop a cap in your fat ass.

http://www.binarystorage.net/clients/flashbunny/movies/gunnuts.swf

Oh, sorry, go eat some "dunkin dognuts" :)

122
Yes, that is also an undeniable truth.

sorry to be posting here, but does anyone know the hot model in the "hedonistica" banners?

113

just keep pretending to be magan harris...

...or megan harris...

...bitch...

Hope you all have a fun 4th of July tomorrow!

It's already 4th July where i am!! Not that i get the day off work or anything. This day means nothing to me really. I don't even understand it - i just know it's USA's birthday

So to all of you Americans (or yanks as we call you here) - HAVE FUN!

Thanks LilRach, I'm sure I'll have fun, just won't remember it, lol!

Lorena_B - Cheers! Have a drink or three for me!!

#54.

Thank a soldier for my freedom?

So it's 1776 and we're fighting the English for our freedom? I did not realize that. We've been free for about....230 years now.

That fucking tagline "Thank a soldier for your freedom" is played out. Your significant other is in the military. You're in the military. Good for you. I don't care. You do what your told. Good for you. I don't care.

Our freedoms come from our laws and lawmakers, not from you and your SO, sitting in the desert playing cards and sitting on The Internet (I know what you all really do there, so don't even try it). Save it for someone who doesn't know what the fuck you do in foreign countries.

Today is the day we Americans, no matter how diverse we may be, recognize the 230th year we have shun the oppression of a government that simply would not hear our cries. Today, we can cry as loud as we might, vote for who we may, and stand at the steps of the buildings our leaders preside in and shout our ideas... (even if some take this to the extreme). That, my friends, is Independence. And today, we celebrate the revolution against the opression of exactly these ideas. So if you post something that says, "oh boy, how far have you really come," or "take a look at what you do to the rest of the world," just shut your damn mouth for one minute and recognize that you can say that here, in the U.S.A. Sure, Paris Hilton is a whore; sure, Nicole is a bulemic freak of nature; sure, Lindsay is a power-hungry bitch after Paris' and Nicole's publicity, (with ungodly awesome knockers), but crap... appreciate where it came from. OK, dislike all the Presidents in the past 50 years if you must, but realize how all this came to be... My ideas and freedom to express them, your freedom to express yours, my freedom to worship whatever God I choose, your right to tell me I'm wrong somehow... It's all because over 200 years ago, some smart men realized that we should have it.

And for those of you that would criticize what we are doing in other countries... shut your mouth and become an American. Then, at least, you may speak without a whole country criticising you. Of course, over here, we have a knack for telling the educated, moral and realistic people from you.

God Bless America

Happy 5th of July guys!!!
For all the people who wanted to celebrate THAT day instead.

And yes, Thank a Soldier for your freedom. If they believe in the current cause or not, as proven throughout history, they DO give their LIVES for us, we Americans. And THAT is what they fight for, our right to be Americans. That, and the chance to bang a supermodel, but mostly for us Americans. Happy 4th.

dunkindognuts........remember who burnt your white house!!!! the canadians.

now go back to whatever you called a life...

Thanks for the Pacman link frooty. The most fun you can have without lubricant.

143.
Seriously, the American Education System makes me laugh. What do they teach you guys? I wish you all the best in celebrating the 4th of july, really I do - it's great to have a long weekend and spend time with your families but please "shun the oppression of a government that simply would not hear our cries" - get over it. really. You think you live in the only country in the world with the freedom to say what you want/do what you want/vote for who you want? I have travelled a lot and lived around the world and I like the States but it happens to be one of the least 'free' countries I have been to.

These "smart men" of yours did not invent freedom 200 years ago! They saw what happened in the French Revolution and thought we'll have some of that, fuck this monarchy business. So they adopted a political system based entirely on the Roman Empire (2000 yrs ago). (If you don't believe me, why do you have a senate? - look it up!) The English do not 'bow down' to the monarchy. She is a figurehead and that is all she is, she does fuck all - the voted-in British government (i.e. the people) decide EVERYTHING that happens. She's a joke, only kept to entertain the tourists.

Oh and I love how you say 'here' - you're on the Fucking INTERNET - you're not in the States for godsake! Forget about your current location - in cyperspace there are no laws - now that is real freedom. See what it really feels? If America were trully free, the real world would be no different from the internet.

God Bless The World. (it sure needs it.)

Fist

#148 Please check your own education. The French Revolution was more than a decade after the American Revolution.

You are so right Dr. I take back everything I said about the French. I never knew that... I'll spend my afternoon watching 'The Patriot' as punishment for my ignorance.

Thanks for the history lesson.

More useless information:

Bob Barker is still alive and has a job.

In Canada, our long weekend is over, and I am back at work.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ughh..my day just isnt the same without my daily dose of excessive cruelty and sarcasm. ill have to tease normal people for the time being until the superficial is back. shit.

I got your cock hangin' right here 152!

155 Are you sure? I can't see it. Bring it closer.

143...

Go back to sucking Republican cock.

That way, your mouth will be occupied and you can stop with your blahblahblah propaghanda.

157

chill-out dick head, what are you an oppressed teenager mad at your parents that you were ever born.

Go outside and fire up dem piccolo pete's or better yet, "GO GET LAID" and stay off the meth.

#148

your right the "smart men" did not invent freedom, they provided it for us.

"You think you live in the only country in the world with the freedom to say what you want/do what". Of course not, but most of those freedoms in other countries would not be around if the U.S. didn't save the fucking world from germany, italy, and japan, be thankful that you are not living in a communist world, butt-head.

#115: you should give Canadian music a bit of a better chance then naming off a few mainstream artists. I could name off 500 American artists that are huge right now but suck major ass. What about Death From Above 1979, Arcade Fire, Metric, AlexisonFire...Not saying they're the best or anything, but they beat out all the overplayed American artists on the charts right now for sure (Paris Hilton debuted at #18 on the US charts might I add) turn off Vh1 and get with the millennium, Morissette is sooo 90's

Man i didn't know anything about American history but now after all the info given i am all full up - but then i don't know if the info i've been given is true in these posts?

God the people posting about the history are Americans but they are still getting confused! Go back to school!

#148 - You are right there are so many more countries that have way more freedom than USA.
I'm from New Zealand and over here peoples views of America is that there is a lot of violence - like people that just walk around with guns and shit! Over here it is pretty much unheard of - even our cops walk around unarmed!
I'm not dissing USA at all - i haven't even been there - but i would like to one day. But i'm glad that i can always come back to my safe haven - NEW ZEALAND!

#148 - You are right there are so many more countries that have way more freedom than USA.
I'm from New Zealand and over here peoples views of America is that there is a lot of violence - like people that just walk around with guns and shit! Over here it is pretty much unheard of - even our cops walk around unarmed!
I'm not dissing USA at all - i haven't even been there - but i would like to one day. But i'm glad that i can always come back to my safe haven - NEW ZEALAND!

158.

You're not even a real person.

Go back to obscurity.

Stallion - FORZA ITALIA!!!

164 - That was rather weak.

Man it's boring here today!

http://celebritysmackblog.com/

Ah, New Zealand,
Where men are men,
And sheep are scared.
It's that australian state off to the east isn't it?
Do you know what's on the back of most TV sets in NZ?
a sticker that says"property of Radio Rentals, Bondi"
Sorry, that's all I have...along with my kiwi passport- and the scar on my neck, where they removed the second head.

#167

and well they might be
if i've seen anything...

...166 about to becpome
...less boring if you
...know what we mean...
...and i'm sure that you do : )

#167 you seem to want to...

...so lets discuss
...bestiality
...fucking an animal
...in some way

happy?

i'm done...

...did you have
...something else
...you wanted to say?

#167 - What? A state of Australia!! WRONG! That's like saying Canada is part of USA! They are like arch rivals!

Have you heard of the ALL BLACKS, Lord of the Rings, King Kong, Bungy Jumping, Well all from New Zealand. So get your facts straight before you start bashing my country!
WorldwideWendy - Ha! What a joke!

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FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA
FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA
FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA
FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA
FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA
FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA

Who's next motherfuckers....................

Really?

http://www.myspace.com/lookatdain

For fuck's sake, people.

YOUR is possessive singular
YOU'RE is a contraction of 'you are'

THEIR is a possessive pronoun
THEY'RE is a contraction of 'they are'
THERE is an adverb meaning 'location'...

SHIT! How HARD is this? I have to agree that the American education system is completely WHACK when the majority of supposedly 'literate' English-speakers in the US can't fucking differentiate between these completely different words.

Megan Hair-Ass is the WORST about typing "your" when she apparently means "you're." Fuck, check it on a grammar site. It makes you look like a complete dipshit to get something that EASY wrong all the time.

On an unrelated side note, my fucking neighbors are all over their Fourth of July fireworks, way beyond what's normal and legal here. I feel like I'm in Fallujah and the US military just arrived for Shock and Awe.

They've obviously altered the fireworks that actually SELL here, because I think the last one just broke the sound barrier.

I hate when morons get their hands on gunpowder.

@142

Ahhh...you are so right. Of course, I am wrong, what was I thinking? Thank your lawmaker's then. I don't care.

Where were you at in the war? I'm just wondering because I haven't been there yet, and I didn't know that it's all playing cards and surfing the internet! Sounds like fun, like a fucking vacation!

I better pack up my shit and get on the next plane out, because if you are right (and by the sound of it, I'm SURE you are), and that's all they do is play cards and get on the internet, I'd rather be there than running a household with two kids, and a full-time job!

My husband is so lucky to get a year and a half long break from us to go play cards and fuck around on the internet!

I wonder why we have lost so many over there? Papercuts that wouldn't stop bleeding? Electrocution from the computer cords? Hmmm...I'm going to have to look into that.

Thanks for the tip. You really opened up my eyes. Without people like you telling us what we are REALLY doing, we'd all be in a fucking world of hurt!

173, I'm right there with you. You're right on the money, too. Yes, it's (not its) #143 here. Indeed I don't mean to praise the current US administration by any means, no matter my alignment. I only meant to chime in on this holiday and express what it means to me. I won't even think twice about not replying to the ignorant, shoot-from-the-hip posts that have been made in reply to my original post; here's some money: buy a clue and read a history book. It's about freedom, no matter the race or color, country or continent, we all want it and freely express it here. I applaud that. But the fourth is about freedom from the government THEN, 230 years ago, dipshit. To assume I knock other countries is presumptious, to put it nicely. Mock my 'freedom' if you will, but here's a contribution to that clue you should have bought by now: not everyone walks around carrying a gun. Do you really think this whole country is the wild west you saw in cartoons or read about on your box of children's cereal? Drop the bong and pick up a book.

God Bless the World, to be sure, but I have to plug America.

Oh yes, and Nikk the Templar (#142) is a dildo.

And I can't wait until a new post about a ridiculous act/look a celebrity has come up with, in all their Hollywood genious, so that we can get back to a common enemy, instead of everyone (ignorantly) bashing America.

HollyJ I think I'm in love with you.

We can all thank George Washington for defeating Napoleon at Gettysburg, and then creating America in the image of Ancient Rome during the time of Jesus. You people need to stop shooting Jack Daniel's into your eyeballs and read all the history books I've written on the back of three-day-old pizza boxes, that I made after I ate acid once in college and thought moving cars couldn't harm me. In chapter three, I discuss how our Founding Fathers put copper wire in all our walls to preserve our Nation's history, and how the advent of plastic plumbing makes us forgetful. In chapters 7 and 8, I sign my name 325 times, and try to remember how to spell the word, "their". In chapter 10, I discuss how Eisenhower killed Hitler in Japan, how Cobra Command is actually the Libertarian Party, and why Pink Floyd was more interesting with Syd Barrett.

Oooh, the mindless automatons are insulting me.

I'm scared.

#174, you voluntarily joined. Nobody stopped you. Quit whining about how it is over there and go get fingercuffed.

#175 - Did you even read what 148 said? THAT'S on the fucking money.

Your so funny.... Just wanted to comment on how you always make me laugh while I'm at work annoyed by the people around me. Ha ha... Good job! Keep it up!

#180
I wasn't whining about anything you dumb fuck. I was asking YOU a simple question.

BTW, what the fuck is "fingercuffed"?

Another question I'm probably whining about.