Pamela Anderson bares skin to fight skin
Pamela Anderson participated in a protest against fur yesterday by stripping down in the window of Stella McCartney's London boutique and hiding with other protestors behind a banner that read: "We'd rather bare skin than wear skin." I hope everybody can follow Pamela's example and protest their causes with nudity. It's hard for me to run a sweat shop when I'm distracted by a pair of boobies. Same goes with my attempts to end women's suffrage and absolute love of wearing freshly skinned animal fur. So protest me, ladies. Protest me all night long.
More of Pamela protesting skin with skin after the jump.
Britney Spears poses nude in Bazaar
The six-month pregnant Britney Spears will appear nude - but covered up - in the August issue of Harper's Bazaar, similar to the 1991 Vanity Fair issue featuring a naked and pregnant Demi Moore on the cover.
This should be a relief to any women out there who didn't believe in the power of Photoshop. We know what Britney Spears looks like. Everybody knows what Britney Spears looks like. And this isn't what Britney Spears looks like. Either they pulled her face off some old photos or had to throw together a supercomputer to handle the processing necessary to make her look this good. They've got supercomputers that play professional level chess now, so I'm sure they've got one capable of making Britney Spears look half decent. Although the first three they tried probably exploded when given the task.
Jun 28 2006Nicole Richie has some In-N-Out
Nicole Richie was spotted holding a cup from In-N-Out, although no actual food was present so it's still unclear if she actually had any. And I'm not sure what's going on with her posture. She's either doing her best Christina Aguilera impression or she's turned into an 80-year-old grandma. Being skinny is one thing, looking like you'd collapse under the weight of a hat is another.
More of Nicole after the jump, including a shot of her getting it back on with DJ AM.
Jun 28 2006Michael Jackson is leaving town
Michael Jackson announced in a statement yesterday that he's fired his business managers and has hired a new firm to take care of his financial affairs as he plans to move to Europe to relaunch his music career. Which is probably what I'd do if I looked like Brian Peppers and was accused of molesting children. Oh wait, Europe? I thought I typed 'suicide'.
Jun 28 2006Spider-Man 3 teaser trailer
If you haven't already seen the teaser trailer for Spider-Man 3, it would behoove you to check it out. Did I use that right? Behoove? I hear them throwing the word around at those fancy English parties I attend and I thought I'd give it a try here. Next week I plan on working in the word 'hodgepodge'.
Jun 28 2006Lindsay Lohan at Social Hollywood's grand opening
I'm pretty sure I should call up Lindsay Lohan's publicist and find out if the rumors are true she's turning into a clown whore. Because I'm pretty sure she's turning into a clown whore. Or maybe just a clown. Either way, things aren't looking good for my penis.
More of Lindsay looking really good after the jump.
EDIT: I've got nothing new to add here, I just like seeing this picture at the top of the page. What's the point of running a website if you can't occasionally scare the bejesus out of people with candid pictures of Lindsay Lohan.
*EDIT: Okay I've had my fun. I'm moving this post back to it's original position.
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Jun 28 2006Paris Hilton plays a prank on the Hilton
Paris Hilton agreed to a radio show prank by calling up the Glasgow Hilton to reserve a room and see if she could get a discounted rate.
During the call, Paris was asked by reservations clerk Kevin whether she had a corporate rate at the hotel. She was offered a standard queen room for £170 but asked if she could have a discount. The sexy star was told by the employee: "There is no discount I can initiate, I’m afraid." When she said: "Yes you can", he replied: "That is the cheapest rate I have available to me." Paris then informed the clerk that she will get her manager to call back. Real Radio breakfast show host Robin Galloway said: "I didn’t think Paris would be up for doing the wind-up, but she was a great sport and even thought the guy in reservations at the hotel was way too serious. "She was a lovely girl and really opened up to us."
This doesn't really sound like a prank to me. Mostly because it's not funny and doesn't make a whole lot of sense. A real prank would be having the guy fired and then using her money to sell his wife into slavery. Although that's not really a prank either, and more like a crime against humanity. Sort of like Paris' singing. Zing!
Jun 28 2006Ashlee Simpson turns down Playboy
Ashlee Simpson has turned down a $4 million offer to pose nude in Playboy, although she allegedly seriously considered the offer. Her publicist confirmed she had received and turned down the offer, although sources close to her insist she should've done it, telling In Touch Weekly: "This may be the perfect time for her to do it. It could be one way for her to separate her image from Jessica's."
Sure, posing in Playboy would separate her image from Jessica, but so would becoming a prostitute or having a sex change. Or doing it with a donkey. She's already considered the untalented sister, so why not go all the way and also be known as the sister who does it with donkeys.
