June 30, 2006
Brooke Shields might be evil
Brooke Shields has never been attractive, but she's also never looked like she kidnaps babies to boil in stews. Well that's all changed now that she's given up on acting and had decided to go into a life of witchcraft. The spells are great and you get to cackle like a mad woman, but I don't know if it's worth selling your soul to the devil and having to wear pointy hats all the time. Plus they gotta ride around on broomsticks. Just buy a car already.
One more of Brooke looking suspiciously sinister after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by danielle on June 30, 2006 04:24 PM
wheeeeee
2. Posted by Giggles on June 30, 2006 04:25 PM
She's not evil. She stood up to The Evil Tom Cruise. Come on, she's on our side.
3. Posted by danielle on June 30, 2006 04:25 PM
who's brooke shields again?
4. Posted by danielle on June 30, 2006 04:27 PM
you are soooo right. tom cruise is a cult leader. she was simply standing her ground against phychointology...i mean scientology
5. Posted by sweetcheeks on June 30, 2006 04:34 PM
She's actually a part of Jessica Simpson's coven.
6. Posted by Ez-EEEE on June 30, 2006 04:35 PM
must be the prozac.
maybe tom was right about antidepressants after all.....
if she was sadder she wouldnt look like that.
7. Posted by Dr.Rokter on June 30, 2006 04:38 PM
She looks like her name is really "Rabbit", and she runs a paint-your-own pottery gallery for elderly and disabled people who need to feel useful.
8. Posted by adogcalledbleep on June 30, 2006 04:44 PM
Baby or well shaved Monkey????
mmmm.....
I'll leave up to you guys......
9. Posted by wastingtime on June 30, 2006 04:47 PM
This is the stupidest. post. ever. She looks like a mother holding her baby.
Just thought I'd criticize before I never return to this site again. This sucks.
10. Posted by sharkbite on June 30, 2006 04:52 PM
Lame. Nobody cares about Brooke anymore.
11. Posted by sharkbite on June 30, 2006 04:53 PM
She's looking pretty gnarly for someone of her age. I think it's time to start looking into botox.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
12. Posted by JoBOO on June 30, 2006 04:55 PM
Since we're on the subject -- TCLTC
13. Posted by jane's eyre on June 30, 2006 04:59 PM
I think she might have played the part of Satan holding that creepy evil baby in The Passion of the Christ. My sources cannot deny or confirm this.
14. Posted by VautrinsFolly on June 30, 2006 05:02 PM
She looks happy. Why does that bother so many people? Hmmm....jealousy maybe?
15. Posted by Fugurself on June 30, 2006 05:03 PM
#6 I missed U. Nice to see U back.
Methinks that Brooke's looks could be improved by someone smacking her between the eyes with a 2x4.
16. Posted by trophywife on June 30, 2006 05:04 PM
agreed, this post is just l-a-m-e. why pick on a mom who's happy with her family? and she's still lookin pretty good... granted, these aren't the best pics but she's still pretty hot when she wants to be. i don't go out in my slut shoes and itty bitty dress to take my kids to the park. Wait, yes I do...
17. Posted by rexfromars on June 30, 2006 05:05 PM
"Brooke Shields has never been attractive"
WTF?!?!?! How old is the person posting this article? 'Cos I'll be just about anything that they're under 30... 'cos Brooke was all that was hawt in the late 70s and early 80s.
18. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 30, 2006 05:07 PM
I wish Brooke was my mom so she could cry me to sleep every night.
19. Posted by qico on June 30, 2006 05:08 PM
better whatch what you say about whitches boy. you never know whos readin this.
brook looks horendes, your confusing whitches with hags..
20. Posted by funkygoldmedallions on June 30, 2006 05:08 PM
Ok. Last three "celebrities" have been Schneider, Hassolhof, and now Shields. Three hugly she-males in a row. Can this site get back to showing skanks, crack whores, scalawags and desperate (yet attractive) housewives for my viewing pleasure and mocking, please?
21. Posted by notmeganharris on June 30, 2006 05:12 PM
I love this place. Don't tell anyone. I think Brooke is fabulous, though I'd rather have her punch TC in the face -- I'd like her better then.
22. Posted by Laffinmybuttoff on June 30, 2006 05:14 PM
At least she has proof of an actual live baby.
23. Posted by PaisleyMoon on June 30, 2006 05:16 PM
I welcome her to cronedom. Blessed be.
24. Posted by notmeganharris on June 30, 2006 05:16 PM
No kidding #22 -- I wonder if that poor Cruise "baby" was sent to live on that other planet. Maybe she'll have better luck finding decent parents.
25. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 30, 2006 05:16 PM
I wish trophywife was my mom so she could dress me up like JonBenet Ramsey and we could parade around the park together giving all the old men boners...
26. Posted by francesfarmer on June 30, 2006 05:17 PM
"I farted on the set of Blue Lagoon once" *slap*
27. Posted by SF Little Bear on June 30, 2006 05:24 PM
lame entry, superficial. must be a slow day.
28. Posted by trophywife on June 30, 2006 05:29 PM
@25 - osh, ya wanna be my bitch? i can put my dominatrix outfit on and you can put on your little school girl outfit and we'll get 'em good...
29. Posted by Jedi Kevin on June 30, 2006 05:31 PM
Any enemy of Tom Cruise is a friend of mine.
30. Posted by bunnyhugger on June 30, 2006 05:33 PM
#26--
nice south park reference! terrence and philip rock!
31. Posted by Fugurself on June 30, 2006 05:34 PM
They say that women's hormonal levels fluctuate wildly after childbirth.....but does that explain Brooke's really thick eyebrows?
I bet she needs a comb for that.
32. Posted by Fugurself on June 30, 2006 05:38 PM
Brooke, Brooke, Brooke, PLEASE! Don't be an ignorant fool! You DON'T know the history of psychiatry like Tom does. You are being glib. You should have taken vitamins and exercise outdoors. Jumpin' jacks, sit-ups and push-ups. Consult the Scientology Celebrity Center, not some pseudo-scientific "doctors". Evil spirits screw up your mind and soon you are taking Ritalin or some other dangerous street drug! Relive your true life by obeying the thetan within.
33. Posted by bunnyhugger on June 30, 2006 05:40 PM
@ 25&28:
sounds like a bitchin' reality show on FOX.
i'd watch!
34. Posted by trophywife on June 30, 2006 05:40 PM
to hell with the dominatrix outfit, i'm gonna get me one of those easy access pam anderson dresses...
35. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 30, 2006 05:56 PM
I'm going to dress up like pizza because that's what men REALLY want. Pizza.
36. Posted by notmeganharris on June 30, 2006 06:01 PM
#35, dress up like pizza and carry beer.
37. Posted by eatyourfeedback on June 30, 2006 06:24 PM
Brooke Shields has never been attractive??
Obviously you never saw "The Blue Lagoon".
She's over 40, give me a huge break. She probably looks a hell of a lot better than most of us will at that age.
38. Posted by ApacheRose on June 30, 2006 06:36 PM
Hm. Not the time to correct the silliness regarding witchcraft (yes, I KNOW it was a joke).
She looks fine. She's got two young kids, she looks like a NORMAL person, and she's holding her child securely and with obvious affection. She's not dressed like a hillbilly OR wearing some ridiculous fuck-me ensemble to do standard, everyday stuff. She seems like she's got her priorities in order. How refreshing.
39. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on June 30, 2006 06:36 PM
@35 and don't forget to put the remote control up your snatch, men always want the remote.
40. Posted by herbiefrog on June 30, 2006 07:10 PM
lol babes...
...a very well
...held togethre
...discussion
with empathy :)
see
...how easy it is :)
41. Posted by WorldWideWendy on June 30, 2006 07:23 PM
At least she knows how to hold a baby.
Please note....MS Spears.
42. Posted by bella420 on June 30, 2006 07:29 PM
37- I love your name, is it from raleigh soliloquy pt. ii ??
Sublime kicks my ass!
43. Posted by Mandi Rewis on June 30, 2006 08:12 PM
Brook Shields has never been attractive?? She was, and still is gorgeous.
And as far as her looking "evil" or "suspiciously sinister" all I see is a mom holding her new baby and laughing.
Superfish guy, most the time I am with you, but you were really struggling for material on this story...
44. Posted by ESQ on June 30, 2006 09:15 PM
Those sunglasses of hers are hideous.
45. Posted by BlondesDoItBetter on June 30, 2006 10:06 PM
Looks like a beautiful mom to me. This really is a lame story.
46. Posted by Shelley Bonnechance on June 30, 2006 10:22 PM
Beautiful Brooke, probably a beautiful baby.
Freaking HORRIBLE shirt and sunglasses.
I will always love Brooke for the way she cut that little creep Tom Cruise, who loves something I am too ladylike to mention, down to size for his insane remarks about post-partum depression. As if he wasn't already short enough.
47. Posted by WorldWideWendy on June 30, 2006 10:34 PM
The word is COCK. Say it with me.
It sounds like PENIS- but it has a 'K' sound at the beginning. And ends with a 'K' sound too.
48. Posted by krisdylee on July 1, 2006 01:01 AM
After Brooke had her first baby, you know, with that blonde guy who was always running around masturbating on the beach... oh wait....
oh.
49. Posted by cranfan on July 1, 2006 01:09 AM
she does look sinister. most moms do.
50. Posted by 5centsWORTH on July 1, 2006 04:11 AM
Brook Shields is no other than Sheila Forrester Carter!!!...hmmm who would have thought?!?
51. Posted by escapevelocity on July 1, 2006 12:47 PM
she looks like lindsay lohan in these pics.
52. Posted by ffordegroupie on July 1, 2006 02:18 PM
Finally somebody who knows how to hold a freaking baby. Britney, take note -- this is how you hold a baby, not that dangling-by-one-leg thing you've been doing.
53. Posted by bunnyhugger on July 1, 2006 04:51 PM
# 50
MSTK3000?
or was that another forrester?
i watch way too much television.
54. Posted by Carol on July 2, 2006 01:13 AM
Oh I think she looks just fine. Funny things happen to us once we become mother's. But Brooke looks great for having given birth less than 2 months ago. And as other's said, she's one of us!
55. Posted by trailercamptramp on July 2, 2006 08:00 AM
TCLTC will go kill brooke, because he's ugly,stupid,skanky,arse kissing fat-arse wife let the damn aliens take his kid( which there is no need to point out his sperm didnt get her knocked up in the first place)
just watch the friggin news u see
56. Posted by tarjamarja on July 2, 2006 12:41 PM
I agree with everyone who's said there's nothing wrong with the pictures. She looks fine and notice how carefully she's holding the baby – I'm guessing there will be no unfortunate falls (and possible consequent brain damages) in store for that kid.
57. Posted by jrzmommy on July 3, 2006 08:56 AM
maybe not the best pictures of her, but sorry, gotta disagree....I've always thought Brooke is gorgeous and she's a Jersey girl and she bitch slapped fuckhole Tom Cruise. That wasn't too much of a mental challenge for though, considering Tom Cruise is a fucking abortion and Brook is, well, Ivy League!! (Go Tigers!!)
58. Posted by jrzmommy on July 3, 2006 08:58 AM
however, typing that proved to be a mental challenge for me. Scusi on the typos. too many beers this weekend.
59. Posted by DonLes91 on July 3, 2006 09:56 AM
She dated Bob Pinciotti. And everybody knows Bob Pinciotti only dates hot chicks.
60. Posted by energy_guru on July 3, 2006 10:16 AM
Wasn't she supposed to be hot in the 80s? Was she? Can anybody verify?
61. Posted by jrzmommy on July 3, 2006 10:40 AM
60--Google her. There's tons of pictures of her. It's creepy to think she was "hot" in the 80s since she was only, like, 14? Especially the whole Blue Lagoon and Pretty Baby things. If you weren't at least a teenager in the 80s you won't have any appreciation for the Brooke Shields thing.
62. Posted by eatyourfeedback on July 3, 2006 06:56 PM
#42 - You called it!
Raleigh Theodore Sakers is the shit.
63. Posted by dunkindognuts on July 4, 2006 02:01 PM
I'd probably think she was hot if I was say 60. She's not even a MILF.
64. Posted by bella420 on July 4, 2006 02:39 PM
62- I love it!!!
65. Posted by Praz on July 5, 2006 05:36 PM
I don't know why she got so pissed at Johnny Drama. So what if he was hard, just take it as a compliment woman. You know he got fired over that?