I think Star's perspective is thrown off by looking past the curvature of your own ample boobs --
they must have a gravity that bends light.

Me? first?

I meant her own ample boobs....or did she get those reduced as well?

krisdylee:

Still here, but just barely. I had lot of work to do to get ready so I've not had time to visit, and am heading out this afternoon and saw your impassioned call.

I must say that I desire to insert my erect penis into your well lubricated vagina and thrust repeatedly until semen ejaculates from my urethra. It would be fortuitous if you were to also achieve orgasm during the above mentioned activity.

I am now officially out of here for three weeks.

Hugs and kisses,

BigJim

Everyone gets fifteen minutes of fame, but this girl's dent in time has screwed up the schedule. .....hit the road.....

THANK GOD THIS BLACK ANGUS IS OFF ONE MORE TELECAST.

I'M SICK OF THIS OREO AND HER "GIVE ME FREE STUFF" AGENDA

PAY-LESS SHOES WOULD BE WELL ADVISED

TO LOSE THIS HEIFER

MORONIC PANDERING, BEGGING, GRIFTING, AND THEFT.

NOTHING BUT A TUB OF BOVINE GUTS

Creepy alien face gives me nightmares.

E.T. vs. Baba Wawa

Who gives a shit about these stupid chatshow has-beens? i don't even know who the hell they are. Her name can't really be Star? Surely not. You gotta be fucked up to name your kid that, but on the other hand if that's a name she gave herself that's too pretentious and self obsessed. I want her real name to be something really stupid like Princess Conswala Bananahammock or Ugly Fat Has-Been, whichever.

barbara walters is such a cunt

I couldn't stand Star when she was a fat ass, and I still can't stand her.
Her uppance has come.

Inside every fat girl is a mean bitch with something to prove. First on Star's list - convince people that Al is not g-g-g-gay.

As long as she is off the air, we all win. Too many people dislike her, and that's why she was fired.

Let's just let Star and Barbara fight to the death to settle this. Maybe we can throw Oprah in the room too, just for fun.

that's what happens when fat people lose a lot of weight.
over confidence can be such a bitch.
13th!! niice.

If Barbara feels betrayed, Star shouldn't respond like this, but with fine rhetoric in which she pretends to praise Barbara but is actually attacking her a la Marc Antony.

Star Jones looks like Carl Weathers in drag.

Well, I love Barbra, so I guess I know which side I'll take.

Baba Wawa

Her ass is still grass.

She looked better fat. And she didn't have the Big Gay AL around. Star honey, you can't love him into being straight!

isn't a star a big ball of gas?

Star Jones has never gotten this much press. Can we ignore her now?

22--you're right! QUICK give us a new celeb before Star thinks she's famous and does something else!

damn this bitch is fugly...I knew they fired her from that show with Paris Hilton but she's pissed off Barbera Walters too?

So, what is she going to do now...

DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHO IS OFICIALLY REPLACING HER!!?!?

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It's Rosie O' Donnel. I'm so serious, she's replacing her... it's totally 100%

Star is an ass. Most people hand in there two week notice on paper. She had to do it on the air. Thank God she'll never work in this town again.

From Star Jones to Rosie O'Donnel? I think they're trading down.

she is an obnoxious ugly person whose looks boarder on animal. she also kinda has the face of nicole richie. ever notice the similarities? and that wedding shit. what was that about. who cared? she thought the world did and really star - you are just a block hole.

#9 shes black, of course she can have a name as dumb as Star. come on. you dont see any other group running around with shaniqua or roshumba or eurasia now do you?

meant black hole ( the kind that stars make

29 - dont be such a cunt. you can make fun of star jones without being a racist pig. its much classier too.

@28
i thought for YEARS she was nicole ritchie's REAL mom!!! the facial similairties are all there!!!!!!!! dont you love how star lies about her surgeries and how she does pilates every day? LOL its called gastric bypass, and i dont c why she just didnt admit it!!! ida been like, "yeah! i got this done and that tucked and this cut off! and the REAL reasonm im being such a buck-toothed bitch today is because there not letting me refill my percodans until tommorow!!!"

Don't you wanna hear about her fabulous weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddding????????????? Don't you wanna hear her whine about how her homo hubby isn't gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??? Wahhhh, give her something freeeeeeee. Slope headed waffle ass...buh bye. Fuck yourself with your Pradas on the way out.

she looks like the california raisin from the 80s, face, body, everything!! LMAOOOO!!!

of course she had to resign on the air LIVE of all things because she's an obnoxious attention-craving twat. Now we can just pray this is the last we hear of her.

i was being sarcastic you dipshit. i actually know a jewish girl named Starr. idiocy knows no race.

good old Starr Rabionwitz

i dont know what her last name is bc most people know her as Starr-who-fucked-the-whole football team.

her throat looks like a mouth, put some lipstick on there and she can have a second pair of lips.

Starr Who-Fucked-The-Whole-Football-Teamowitz

Star Jones is the first person in the history of the world to actually look better as a fat whale. Now I've seen everything.

39---gross observation, but a good one.

A lot of people don't realize that old Star likes to take it up the ass. And I'm not talking normal, anal sex stuff, I'm saying she likes to have people put things inside of her ass. Loose change, bus schedules, crackers, dirty napkins, juice boxes, air fresheners, grocery bags, pine cones, gummi bears, nail clippings - whatever. She paid a buddy of mine $5000 dollars to stick an entire bag of army men up there. A whole bag of plastic army men, right up her ass. Sideways, where applicable. True story.

Star + Amarosa = Reality show ftw

Yikes, that neck skin. Nightmares for weeks.

jrz-i almost added the owizt to the end of team as well! lol.

#43

that explains why I saw mini-me coming out of her ass.

Seriously, Star's antics were tolerated for much too long as it was. She's extremely lucky they didn't toss her nasty behind out when all that sponsor-my-wedding-bullshit was going down. And for the producers and cohosts to have sat idly by while she extolled the virtues of diet and exercise when she very clearly had surgery to curtail the ever expanding parade-float excuse for a body of hers was a big mistake...shame on the producers and Babba Wawwa for letting that fraud get away with her nonsense for as long as they did. Good riddance to Star. I eagerly await the news of her husband's coming out party...you go girl...and by girl I mean AL.

Only way to settle this is a cage match. with guard dogs on the outside, followed by another cage ala wrestlemania 15. for some reason I think Barbra takes it. probably cause her husbands not a fag

41
I agree. She needs some facial reconstruction now--preferably with a sledgehammer.

This probably isn't a popular view, but I think Star Jones looked so much better when she weighed more. She scares me now. She looks like a diseased Praying Mantis whose head is about to topple off. Ick.

Horse Face....throw her some carrots.

20 bucks says Barbara can take her...

WTF does she think she is? Star FUCKING Jones! Who gives a rat's ass? She needs to crawl her baggy fag hag ass back under the rock from whence she came. She wasn't shit on a shoe before she joined The View.

Barbara brought her into the world....Barbara can take her out!!

I don't know how that homeless woman at the shelter got on TV, but I'm so glad she'll be coming home. Because I really miss dropping her crust of bread on the ground, and then kicking her in the fucking head when she went to go pick it up.

0PRAH IS MY HER0!!!

......................

L0L BITCHEZZ!!

One acronym:

BOGO

:o)

You all have a nice day!

ROF @ # 43

hmmm. me thinks she should be called ASSteroid.

she did look better fat, but i still can't stand the bitch. where did she come from, anyway? never heard of her before this show, which i had the distinct pleasure of never having watched. (did that make sense?)

Star Jones is officially the weirdest looking person I've ever seen, and yes, I am keeping in mind conjoined twins, Michael Jackson and Rocky Dennis from the movie "Mask" when I say this.

OK I was curious about this show so I watched 5 minutes of it today. Babba Wawa was grilling pizza's (margarita, mashed potatoes and one with ricotta cheeze+sugar as a 'desert' entree) Nasty. I didn't see Moon or wtf her name is with the gay hubby.
I think Rosie might add some class to a show that has none to begin with.
TrannyGranny, What kind of bread crust does she respond to the best?

Star to Rosie. You can change the name of the pig but it isn't going to change the smell. I guess they have to have at least one 'fatty' on the cast to appeal to the hordes of enormous, sloppy fat housepigs who form the majority of the viewing audience.

59 Dragulf

Isn't Babba Wawa another name for roasted eggplant whipped with tahini into a delicious paste? I fail to see the relevance. But, since we are talking about food, she "responds" (in quotes because responds means crawls on all fours, licking the ground like an anteater on speed) best to ........Sourdough. Specifically sourdough that has been pulled thru my ass crack from top to bottom.

M@ce........It's the fucking fourth, I'll catch the pig, you bring the SMASH, and everyone gets sloppy joes. Make your own definition of sloppy joes, you fucking perverts.

43. LMAO with tears in my eyes.

She officially looks like the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz.

I totally agree w/Jedi Kevin: As long as she is off the air, we all win. Too many people dislike her, and that's why she was fired.

Also, has anyone noticed how she (skinny version) looks like the wicked witch of the west??

PS, would love tix to AL's coming out party. Big. Gay. Al.

Is it just me or does Star Jones look like Nicole Richie now?

#25: Rosie is NOT replacing Star. Rosie will be replacing Meredith Viera who left The View a little while ago. It was already decided before Star announced her departure.

#51: I agree with you, Star looked better when she was fat. She should have slimmed down so she wasn't obese anymore, but kept some fat on her. Of course, a lot of it'll come back in about 2-3 years as it normally does for those who lose weight through surgery, but don't change their lifestyle.

Announcing something like that on air without mentioning it to the others is more of an ambush. It was only done to make it more dramatic and talked about.

I think it's really funny that you all have nasty shit to say about Star. Who gives a fuck if Star was fat at one time? The majority of Americans are fat. Star actually did something about her problem unlike the dusgusting people you see everywhere in America. Rosie is repulsive and morbidly obese. Why the fuck didn't she have gastric bypass? Instead of running her mouth around town about Star, she should have weight loss surgery. Is Star jones happened to be white, she would never have inspired half of this hatred. I think it's a shame.As much as we want to think racism is over, it is alive and well in this country. Team Star! I hope she keeps handling those fucks at ABC like the "Star" that she is.

Does anyone else hear Tracy Morgan's voice when they read one of her quotes? Anyone?

I have no idea who Star Jones or Barbara Walters are. For that, I am grateful. ;)

66, that's the stupidest argument I've read this hour. By your logic, I'm going to have to assume you're a homophobe, because clearly that's the only reason possible for disliking Rosie O'Donnell, just as Star Jones' skin colour MUST be why she's annoying, and not that she's a grasping unprofessional twit.

#66 "I think it's really funny that you all have nasty shit to say about Star."

Me too! In fact, things like that are why I waste my precious, precious time at this site. I come for the comedy, however, I stay for the average Superficial poster's lofty discourse on race relations in America. People might indicate a sober analysis of these posts would demonstrate that all fatties (and others) are reviled equally on these pages, irrespective of their race, but I demand you cling to the racism thing with a death grip. A death grip, I tell you! Tell these honkalicious cracker-faces where it's at, Missy! Paris Hilton: black. Britney Spears: Nubian goddess. Jessica Simpson: Pure Soul. Lindsey Lohan: African-American. Ashlee Simpson: Negress. Tom Cruise: Closet homosexual. Fuck yeah!

#66

Wrong arguement, wrong time, wrong annoying bitch. This maroon worked for the Brooklyn DA office long before being on The View, and successfully pissed everyone off there as well, not by being a strong Black woman, but by being a beeotch. She represents some of the worst that comes to afflict people of color, not the best. Her corporate wedding was such a travesty that every man, woman, and child of every race has the right to call her an asshole. I can't wait for her Terry McMillan moment... Oprah's already got the day booked.

From the neck up, she's starting to resemble a black Nicole Ritchie. Which I guess is like resembling an old Jewish lady. So she's a black version of a skinny white version of an old Jewish lady. My head hurts. Anyway, my point was that she's hot and I want to fuck her doggystyle.

Oh, and #70 - You forgot that darkie Celine Dion, the Canadian Coon. Don't look at her the wrong way, she may chuck a spear at you and then do a crazy tribal dance ala Daffy Duck around your impaled corpse.

Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Say, why the long face?"

I have never watched "The View" so I don't know nothin' about all this crap between Star and Barbara, other than that I always think it's funny when Barbara Walters goes all grande dame and puffs her lisping self up into a bundle of outraged dignity. Bahhh hahaha ha ha...

As for Star Jones, what has the woman done to herself? She looks positively mummified. I felt that she was one who gave all regular American women hope - you can be as fat as a house and still really beautiful. But now she looks like a 75-year-old transvestite hooker who takes really good care of her skin.

If this link will work, here's a great picture of a fat and gorgeous Star Jones.

Poop.

Just cut and paste it.

Ticks me off that stupid TypeKey won't accept HTML. Bitch, bitch, grumble, grumble.

http://blogmeisterusa.mu.nu/archives/StarJones.jpg

She is so fucking ugly. I completely hate her. Perhaps my handfulls of emails asking exactly why it is she ever had a job have been answered (yeah, I watch The View, got a problem!?)

I will miss Meredith though. So sexy.

I can't believe I am gonna say this.
I think Star looked a little better with weight on her, I mean her face looks like a collie now. She really looks scary, and at least with a little weight, she did not have such odd looking features. I watched the veiw for about 3 months when I fell and busted myknee cap, and I have to say it was a very very very boring 3 months.

Is it just me, or does Star being thinner maker her look older? She kinda reminds me of a black crypt keeper..not gonna lie.

So.....black DOES crack.

She used to be REally Really fat.

Now she has a big ego because she is only really fat and has pop-eyes and a husband who is twirlier than a prom dress. Yeah, nice going Star.

Never cross ABC's top Diva. Barbara took her out, and for all purposes, Jones can only get a job at a 3rd world Starbucks.......

LMMFAOOOOO@#67

ROTFL@ #74 An oldie,but a goodie!! :-))

I'm just rolling over here, you people fucking crack me the fuck UP!! Christ, I got tears....."twirlier than a prom dress" LMFAOOO

God I love this site!

If Star Jones gets together with Kathy Griffin, I think I would find delight a-plenty in all the awful things they would say about that wrinkled old ho-bag, Barbara. Heh.

I think that the public should not have to witness the politics of the television business. We want to get away from the mundane squabbles and squirmishes in our own lives. Why do we have to watch the rich and famous (who are ridiculously OVERPAID for what they do) fight with each other on television. This ranks up there with Japanese midget fights! Ridiculous.

squirmishes. *wipes tear from eye* too fuckin' classic!
yeah, it makes me squirm, too, LJ.

hahahahahahahahaha!

I'm so sick of people denigrating Star. Barbara's lispy ass should have been woman enough to tell her she was being let go. Besides, they were together for 9 years that's the least Barbara Wah Wah could have done. I feel Star did what she did in dignity. I'm certain that the vast majority of you that are commenting negatively in regards to Star are of the white persuasion. Barbara's a Bitch who tried to give over your Highness Oprah. One thing Star has in her corner that Barbara probably lacks the intelligence to achieve and that's a LAW DEGREE! Perhaps being an educated BLACK WOMAN was a threat! Oh, lay off her husband Al. Are any of you sharing their bed???? I think the Views ratings will plummet.

Barbara Walters looked like a pathetic phony slamming Star Jones Reynolds for bowing out of a facade. She hired Star to be their "'Bama Mammy" and when Star lost the weight and became their "'Glammy" she was fired. Now Walters is replacing her with younger "Glammy" Brandy-- with the same hair, but half the brains. Rosie is no prize either.

Ironically, Barbara used a TV career to elevate herself as Star has done. Walters demanded $12 million a year from a so-called "news" organization that sucked the wage standard out of 20/20's younger staff so they were forced to room with 5 people per apartment, or live in Far Rockaway, NY. Barbara Walters' outfits average $10,000 apiece and only Heaven knows how much her annual facelifts cost. How about asking Barbara how many Black people she's worked with over the years at 20/20?

Yeah, Star's made her mistakes and probably needed to leave. Yet do you recall the classic 20/20 test on children which showed how groups (blue eyes) will banish the lone one who looks different (brown eyes)?

So Star decided to end the torture and announce a little early-- Big Deal!! Still, Queen Barbara had to add pain to our lives by staring into the camera and blasting the proverbial, "Off With Her Head!!" Bitch, Please!

I can't believe the racist comments on this site. You all should be asheamed of yourselves. I do not care for Star either, but Stevie Wonder could see that she was done wrong. So what she announced her departure two days early? Ba Ba Wa Wa just ended up looking like a selfish, jealous brat afterwards. She would have looked more dignified and like a lady if she had've left it alone. The viewers didn't know what day Star was supposed to leave. Funny how after the fat Black woman gets a man and loses weight that her 'approval' rating goes down. No one can have a lower approval rating then the radical Joy or this Rosie O'Donnel character. I mean, if you don't like her attitude/radical views, then why would you hire another radical view? I give the show two more seasons.

Why do people capitalise the word 'black'?

That Is A Good Question.
I Thought The Word Black Was Out Now Anyway.
The New Word Is Koon, No That's Not It....Nigger, No Wait,Gollywog.
My Question Is Do They Bleed Red?
Swaneee, How I Love Ya, How I Love Ya...My Dear Old Swanee...

You Should Know, I Am Not Racist.
Some Of My Best Friends Are Jews.
OK, Not Best Friends, But Some Of My Best Money Lenders.
Land Rights For Gay Whales I Say.

Actually Star Jones looks more like an older more gaunt looking Keisha-Knight Pulliam.

Now, this thing between Star and Barbara is typical celebrity power-play - nothing more, nothing less.

Ya'll can keep the racial foolishness..if you are offended by the dumb shit the people holla out here, then you need to grow up because it's never gonna stop. It's comedy. It's commentary, and it's funny. For racists who are not technically white supremacists, skin heads or part of a militia, and who don't want to go to Vanguard, there has to be places they can go to and talk about black people. This is as good a place as any, and it's legitimized by the idiocy of black people like Star Jones, P-Diddy, Kanye and a host of others.

Easy targets..and funny ones too..

#89 Yeah, SJ has a Law Degree - so the fuck what? That doesn't indicate IQ, just that she was 99% most likely accepted because she IS black. Hey, I don't make the rules kiddies, that's just how it is...regardless of her being black, green, magenta or purple...she is a self-involved, stupid be-snatch of epic proportions. She lost all that weight becasue she stopped eating children. Star Jones is the antichrist and The View is playing 24/7 in the city of Dis.

I've seen better looking road kill.

Star looks like the late lamented Divine, with some chocolate sauce on top. A sad pathetic parody of a woman, and too full of herself to boot.

I don't care for any of The View hags, Star least of all. I'd watch out Barbara, Star may stomp on you in a hissy fit with her Payless shoes.

After Star lost all that weight, she was doomed. The show had no more fat hefer to make the others feel superior.

Hence, the show now has a new fat hefer, Rosie O'Dykell.
*MOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOOOOOO!*

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star looked better when she was fat...

I'm afraid to tell u people who I am(trust me if u knew u would go bilistic or probbaly post something about me)I'm just here to help you u out a little...But I have to say things bewtween those 2 women go way back.

Star Jones Reynolds is a self-serving, self-absorbed, bitch married to a queer and lying about his sexuality. She HAS to know he is gay because she isn't as stupid as she looks or acts. The truth is that no straight man on the planet wanted to bang that pig, much less marry her. Shine on bitch! That hideous wedding and all the braggadocio about the vulgar flamboyance that she didn't even pay for. What else could we expect? She's a lawyer (liar/shark) and apparently a pathetic one. If I never see that lard-ass again with the fecal matter foundation on her face, it will be too soon. Good riddance.

Do any of you NOT remember this sow on Court TV doing her legal commentary back in the OJ day? She is a lawyer and I remember her lard ass, drag queen looking self on TV when the legal analysts opined and argued the racial issues of the trial instead of OJ's guilt.

Anyone ever notice how Star's head looks like an elongated Egg? Her massive head was sqeeezed thru some poor, hapless womans coochie. She was no doubt a pain then and is certainly a fucken pain NOW. I am SO sick of hearing her shit about how "happy" she and Al are! Al...no doubt does his best to fantasize about Taye Diggs, et al While having to bury his various body parts within her pasty-folds. I think he should win a fucken EMMY for his performances alone. I would need a Blunt, some Fentanyl and perhaps a naked picture of the actor Michael Greyeyes to take my mind off the task at hand,. Seeing her stitched up, naked,post-pendulous, boob enhanced visage would scar me for life. And if she loves Plastic surgery so much>? Then Star! please get someone to show you how to make your fucken EYES look like HUMAN eyes and not made up like a drag queen on acid. She is one of THE most vile women on TV. I have never seen the view an dwould not. But yes, I TOO remb. this cretin and her wretched remarks during the OJ trial! SHE should've gone to jail for adding fuel to the fire. As if she even ACTS like she cares (?) about Black people? She does NOTHING for her own :people: as she likes to put it,. Why not give away some of your millions Ms Star and HELP people? Ohhh wait.....that's right...plastic surgery IS expensive, eh?! Gotta keep up appearances for the White-Folk and TV-land~~ She is talentless and mean spirited and I am SOOOO glad Baa baa wahhaha gave her the fucken BOOT, back to tinsel-town and her pseudo-luxurious lifestyle. Good riddance Ms Arrogance. You should have been a rap star as you have many of their self important qualities down pat. Yeah.,...perhaps you could pen a rap about how tough things are for you when shoppin on Rodeo Drive? Nothing YOUR size?? well Shucks! Carve some off with the surgery!~ ohh wait...I mean...diet and exercise, huh? ohh okkayyyyy

Anyone ever notice how Star's head looks like an elongated Egg? Her massive head was sqeeezed thru some poor, hapless womans coochie. She was no doubt a pain then and is certainly a fucken pain NOW. I am SO sick of hearing her shit about how "happy" she and Al are! Al...no doubt does his best to fantasize about Taye Diggs, et al While having to bury his various body parts within her pasty-folds. I think he should win a fucken EMMY for his performances alone. I would need a Blunt, some Fentanyl and perhaps a naked picture of the actor Michael Greyeyes to take my mind off the task at hand,. Seeing her stitched up, naked,post-pendulous, boob enhanced visage would scar me for life. And if she loves Plastic surgery so much>? Then Star! please get someone to show you how to make your fucken EYES look like HUMAN eyes and not made up like a drag queen on acid. She is one of THE most vile women on TV. I have never seen the view an dwould not. But yes, I TOO remb. this cretin and her wretched remarks during the OJ trial! SHE should've gone to jail for adding fuel to the fire. As if she even ACTS like she cares (?) about Black people? She does NOTHING for her own :people: as she likes to put it,. Why not give away some of your millions Ms Star and HELP people? Ohhh wait.....that's right...plastic surgery IS expensive, eh?! Gotta keep up appearances for the White-Folk and TV-land~~ She is talentless and mean spirited and I am SOOOO glad Baa baa wahhaha gave her the fucken BOOT, back to tinsel-town and her pseudo-luxurious lifestyle. Good riddance Ms Arrogance. You should have been a rap star as you have many of their self important qualities down pat. Yeah.,...perhaps you could pen a rap about how tough things are for you when shoppin on Rodeo Drive? Nothing YOUR size?? well Shucks! Carve some off with the surgery!~ ohh wait...I mean...diet and exercise, huh? ohh okkayyyyy