Its that Sean Preston Devil photo again!!!

He is rebelling against his "Country roots" y'all. That kind of nonsense is gonna be the death of him.

that picture kills me. It just says so much. what, I don't know, But whatever it's saying, it's a buttload.

yeah. wow. just stop britney.

That song is awful! It's like she's trying to channel Paris Hilton's song with the jamaican twang ... awful!

Shave SP's head and I'm sure you'll find the number of the beast.

Time to go crank up the Iron Maiden.

Just one more reason why hillbillies should all be euthanized.

You mean she didn't eat the microphone?

i reinstate my assertion that that bitch can't sing.

God I just LOVE that picture!!!!

He's got this look like, can you believe this retard gave birth to me. Back-up biyotches.

YES!!!! THis entry/report is amazing!!!!

I personally think the kid is kinda cute.

YES #9
he always has that doped up look on his face! lol

I just pity SP for having parents that are losers.

that kid looks like the devil in that picture.

and wow her website is the ugliest website i've ever seen. bad design.

Everone is always hatin on Britney. You all need to get a life and leave the poor girl alone. If everyone commented on everything each and every one of us did on a regular basis we all would be cryin to Matt Lauer. GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is she even "singing" on that song? it doesn't sound a thing like her "voice" on any of her past piles of shit. give it up, britney. even your core audience of 10 year old girls has caught on.

What is it today and all the whiners?

#14 - Obviously not all of the 10 year olds have caught on. Someone is still a BIG Britney fan (#13, I am staring at you with my hand on my chin and my eyebrow cocked).

Wait, actually I have a cock on my chin and gizz on my eyebrow. sorry.

If she has even a few braincells left, K Fed will be newly single.

The look on that kids face once again is just..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Scary. And fuck you herbiefrog if you thinhk this hgas antyhing to do with you coob............

Latrer all i;'m leav ing work due to stupidity...fuck off

ugly song.... eww.... she's rebelling against good music.
(My ears are rebellign against her music. I agree)

Stallion - it's a 2 hour soccer match and you're THAT drunk?

I never really was a big fan of Brit Brit's music. But I would like to say, that I think Britney is doing the right thing by being there for SP. Most of these douchebag celebrities pop out a couple of kids and then you don't see or here anything about them until they hit puberty and they start frying their brains, sleeping around with anything that walks and spreading diseases, i.e. Paris Herpes and Lindsay Hohan. Not that I don't think SP isn't going to grow up to be a big douchebag anyway. I definitely don't see a nomination for a mother of the year award in Brits near future, or ever for that matter. BTW - Don't that bitch have enough money to get herself a parenting coach or something since her own parents are obviously lacking skills in that area.

Not only does the song suck, but it doesn't even sound like Briney. The voice seems lower.

@21 yes, i drank alot and didn''t hav ve breakfats, no needd to type any more see ya later.....We won Biartcho we won bitches........smoked too butt wgahtever

AJKINCT, this is the Superficial, not the Britney Spears Fanclub Website. Why don't you go there and talk about how Brit is not chubby white-trash and how she is such a wonderful parent, and quite a snappy dresser?

Are you "country" too???

Britney, Britney, Britney. It's always about Britney. If it wasn't for the paparazzi (spelling?) following this chick all the time to catch all her fuck-ups, the world would be like...Britney Who? by now.

COJO I AM A COUNTRY TO AND YOU ARE JUST A HATER. THE POOR GIRL IS BEING RIDICULED ALL THE TIME BY PEOPLE WHO ARE WORTHLESS LOOSERS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW. GROW UP ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Although SP does have that look of evil in his eyes.

I agree with BigJim, they should shave his head just to make sure!

That's funny shit. Thank everyone for making my day off soooo fucking hilarious.

AJKINCT, you are a country? You must be huge.

If there's no banjo, she's rebelling against country.

#24 - I love drunk Stallion!!

Everybody else knows her career is over except for her.

oohhh, we gots us one of them fiesty ones who get all fired up & yell at people in capital letters. I can feel the fury & the wrath. The cuntry wrath!!

I forgot she even sang...

I thought she just paraded around being an idiot , dropping kids, and living with losers.

Holy mackerel! What a horrid song. Why does being country equate to trash? it doesnt really, brit brit is more trash than anything else.

I love her 65 yr old woman looking arms. Just like my granny used to have!

Holy Shit! She hired the Fat Boys to beat box in the background! I haven't heard anything from then since "Wipe Out" in the 80's.

#13 Actually if I made as much money as Britney does I would shut the hell up
lay back and count my money not go on TV crying....

MeganHarris, in all honehstly your pictur e really creeps me out.........thats some scary shiy, and I'm being serious right noe, it makes me want too overdosde on butter,,,,,,,,,,,

Lawl.

Hey yall got anoder one dat like to mispell
LOOSER!!!!!!!!!! (Who was that other chick?)

I love the phrase that all Britney lovers must know before becoming part of her fan club--"You are all just haters!"

Why is it that they all know this phrase? Coincidence? I think not.

P.S. BIG pet peeve of mine--it's LOSERS, not LOOSERS.

Britney is soooo country that she's probably never heard of stocks or investments. Any and all money she's ever made is probably all sitting in a checking account at her local bank.

QUIT BOGARTING THE BUTTER!

Fuck you smashing roacjes, who thw fuck are you wnyway, and I would check my spewillg but fucj it is miore fiunny bthis way, i'm eating now should bec better in a minutre

Looser-
Noun (archaic): One who makes things loose.
(see "Loosener)"

"K-Fed is a Britney's pussy looser."

Adjective: Not as tight as before.

"Britney's pussy is so much looser that sexual intercourse with her has become akin to throwing a kielbasa into a volcano."

Jane and smashing - It's losser! DUH!

OH SO WHAT I SPELLED SOMETHING INCORRECTLY!!!! HALF THE SHIT WRITTEN HERE IS SPELLED INCORRECTLY.

#45 you see you could have just wrote "mispelled" there at the end. Instead of reiterating the word incorrectly twice within 2 sentences. This is just ridiculous you kids. Didn't you just get done taking finals??

AJKINCT, please, turn down "Hit me baby one more time", turn off Jerry Springer and go get a life...at least take a shower. Seriously, I didn't know Walmart had free wi-fi.
I come here for amusement. Stop taking yourself and your Britney Spears so seriously. Take another look at the interview from last week and try defending this girl again. Wait...maybe your a relative of hers, right? In that case, do me a favor, give the bitch a call...tell her that if she wants to act like she's country, then move out of the "big city" and back to the country, where people can chew with their big fat mouths wide open, drive with their babies on their laps and walk barefoot wherever they want.

#46 - What finals do janitors have to take?

@46 You know ne better than that, I went out eraly for the game and drank, I uasually don't mispell amd am 28 years old, so no finals nor am Im acting like a little kid, if I wanted to spell shit correctly I can, Ready, I will make sure I spell everything right from now on, will that make yu happy. Come on Biatcho you knoe me better than that, FORTZA ITALIA BITCHES

I am seriously contemplating suing Britney Spears for her latest track, "Rebellion." She stole it from me. Last time I was "composing" in the shitter, I swear the sounds coming out of me sounded just like that song. She must've had my toilet bugged or something.

I'd like to take advantage of a drunk 28 year old horse... Any one know of any?

LOL Stallion!!

I just read the words "Britney Spears" and "single" at first and though – finally. Then I read the entire title. Oh well...

AJKINCT, you didn't spell it incorrectly, your grammar was bad.

Why is it that every time someone comes on and tries to defend "country folks" they end up sounding like an ass? Oh, I know. Because they are asses.

#42 you got some serious hate happening there. and by the way..fuck you too.

#44 check your dictionary. DUH!!!!

55

She's being SARCASTIC. DUH!!!!!

Oh JAAAACQ, you keep on forgetting to type *sarcasm* after those type of posts. Some people don't pick up on it.

@51 You can't handle the Stallion, love you......

@54 my nuts are in your mouth right now........

Angelina should adopt Sean Preston.. he could use a new family. lol.. poor kid. If Brit was my mom id look like the devil too..

@57 That's why I feel the strong need to vomit and die. I got naaasty old nuts in mouth.

That song is suck, but, there's nothing wrong with her site. It looks good. At least she HAS a site. I agree with #22.

It looks like SPF is making the Star Trek Vulcan salute with an evil little sneer on his face in this picture... or is it just me?

#58 thru #60 are assholes that don't belong here. Take your dick out of your mouth and put it in your ass where it can clog up the smell that is ruining the Ozone.............

During her interview with Matt, I didn't buy what she was saying about her marriage to that idiot. If you really love someone I think that you would find better and deeper words or feelings to describe that person.

Cum-on Stallion, can't handle what you dish out?

#57 - I want to ride the Bologna Pony!

#55 - Rong! I lokked it up. Tottaly bye meself. Losser! Der! *sarcasm* Just wondering - are you going to make good on #59? *no sarcasm*

Stallion is constipated, makes him cranky.

Ooops! She did it again! Put out another song that sucks ass!

Which means the critics will fuqqin' love it! I can hear those vacuous ass-munchers now:

"With her latest single, Rebellion, the newly relevant Britney Spears is finally leaving behind her "Little School Girl Tramp" image and takes us on her journey of metamorphosis into womanhood. And leaves us with poetry that slips through the transom of social consciousness and insinuate themselves into our dreams."

Excuse me, now. I must go throw-up.

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@66 Paisleymoon how did you know I'm constipated? I'm sorry I didn't have dinner on time for you, let me get some exlax, and I'll have din din ready for you in about a half an hour, cool?

@65 Aww! Did I hit a nerve? I'm sorry if I hurt your little feelings. *SARCASM*

GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!

@69: Don't you have some cockroaches to kill in your kitchen?

@64 Satllion has never had cum on him, nor does he want it. I love the fact that people crack back, makes my day. Keep it up, I don't know what I said that made it seem like I can't take jokes,,,,,,try again

Britney Spears is a nice girl.

Stalliion, don't worry, i wouldn't do you with a 10 foot pole.

samshinroaches is a fruit-salad head.
BTW, honey, I can actually detect sarcasm while I read, I just thought it was a good suggestion to state it for you since obviously you can't. See, I was just kidding about the spelling post and things got ugly (degenerating to fruit-salad head) in short order. And QUIT YELLING at me! I can hear you already!

Another good suggestion about this site: when you try to get into a battle of wits - be sure to bring your wits with you next time.

#73 - I'd do you with Stallion's penis.

@73 MeganHarris, I saw your picture and trust me, judging from that picture you have never had sex in your life. And the family dog doesn't count bitch. I'm not saying I'm Fabio (just threw up) but if you saw what I looked like you wouldn't turn it down. I think the only way I would have sex with that horror you call a face,, I would seriously need a Hazmat suit, and someone elses penis.

I really am sorry that your that ugly, and if I knew how to post my picture with out doing one of those Myspace accounts I would, I have nothing to be afraid of as far as looks, to be honest with you the only thing that really creeps me out is your picture. And whats funny is I'm being dead serious. The next time your neck throws up like that you should clean it up before the picture is taken. Just a thought........

Fruit salad head? Wow, that stings. Never said I couldn't detect sarcasm. come from a long line of sarcastic assholes. Settle down funny clown.

BTW, Darling, don't get upset over what you read here. It's all crap anyhow. It could only be construed as true statements if we actually knew oneanother.

wow, thats the first single? Terrible. Let me guess, she's in creative control?

Long time listener first time caller....

@34
You'd think her bingo wings would be a little more toned from lugging SPF around!!

@41
The checking account is a stretch, my guess would be about 100M Folgers cans stashed around Malibu

She just can’t think in the house any more now that she's let K-Fart out of the basement and it’s affecting her music.

Perhaps she is rebelling against the misconception that one actually needs discernable talent to achieve a modicum of success in the entertainment industry?

Wait, no. That has far too many syllables for her to rebel against. A 5 cent increase in Vienna Sausage prices? That could be it......

I am feeling a lot of negative energy here. Stallions and lossersszsz and cuntry, oh my!

I'm going to lock anyone that pisses me off in a small room with no windows and play that song until they bleed through the ears, which should take only 34 seconds.

I had a bad day at work today :(

49 - Stallion. You drunk silly retard you : ) I was totally biatcho-slapping that Britney fan just because IT seemed to annoy me. Not busting on your ass. I understand all of your ramblings & mispellings today were from your morning drunken stupor, which if I were you, right about now I'd be on my 4th wind & ready to roll out again.

LOL!

#27:

me thinks thou dost protest too much.

(mucheth?)

loser.
yeah. ONE _o_.

*note to self*

read ENTIRE thread before posting.

that is all.

Sanguis bebimus, corpus edimus
Ave Satani!
Ave Satani!

MeganHarris has a fake eye.

And a hump.

And scratchy little rat feet.

And the personality of soggy cardboard.

But besides that, she's just swell.

Ave Satani!
Sean Preston
Ave Satani!

If Gollum and Kirsten Dunst had a child, it would be MeganHarris.

Except with better teeth.

All those that make the most retarded comments in a row will be REPORTED.
Get out.

that kid already has his dad's "smothering" good looks and he has "that look" down that Kfed uses to get ghetto ladies into his wife's "cattle-ade" (escalade)....

THIS ought 2b Britney Spears' new single:

Rock-a-Bye-Baby

by Shitney Spearz (featuring backup by K-Fed performing a weak beat box routine)

Rock a bye baby
On a Beverly Hill top
When the wind blows
My new single will drop
As my water breaks
My baby will fall
And then my career will be
Done with, once and for all.

K-FED: "Brit Baby, I wanna divorce."

SHITNEY: "Wha-i, Kehven?"

K-FED: "Turns out, a certain sumwun has kicked Jermaine Dupri to da curb - ya know wut ahm say'n? Your Fed-Ex going back to black, bitch. I'm trading up to be Janet Jackson's 'Nasty Boy'."

SHITNEY: "Well, ahv tredded uhp too. Mattah ah fack, here heh is now."

FLAVOR FLAV: "What up, BOY-EEEEE!?!"

LMFAO Zanthon
Props to Flav

Sean's already got his paparazzi smirk down... britney must be so proud!

i dnt no britney but i think she is an absolute dog shes ming! christina anyday !

Omg.... I never liked Britney but my god, she has fallen so fast. That girl is never going to be able to get her career back. Although I must say this lil snippet about Britney had me laughing my ass off at work.

Wow, you fuckers amaze me. It's funny how you're all so fixated on Britney and at the same time express your "deep" hate for her. If nobody really cared, you wouldn't be devoting all this time and energy into criticizing her every move. She's always been the center of attention and that little fact doesn't seem to be ending anytime soon.

Anna
Much love to Britney ♥

ps - Britney is great but i did happen to laugh at some of the things u guys wrote on here. No offense, girl! It's all lies, i know.

i hateee when people bad talk her. what the hell? do you not have lives or something? i think it is a very GOOD song! i love it. why dont u just shove those bad comments right up ur ass!? i know you are seriously jealous of her. cause otherwise you wouldnt be wasting your time shit talking her, now would ya?! no.. i just think she is amazing && she is trying her hardest, why can't you just appreciate it?

Even though Britney hasn't made the best decisions recently, I still think she is only human. I love Britney to death and I love everything that she does and I really think that it's unfair that people are dogging her out because she made a few slip ups. Britney will always be in the spotlight no matter what, but I think that people who trample over her really and essentially have nothing better to do in life and it all boils down to complete and utter jealousy of her. I agree with #105 & #106, leave her alone and get a life!