June 21, 2006
Britney Spears hates Kevin Federline

Despite telling Matt Lauer her marriage is awesome, Britney Spears rented two houses during her recent vacation to Florida so she wouldn't have to stay together with Kevin Federline. In Touch Weekly reports they spent $250,000 for the trip to Aqua Island and, except for appearing once on the beach together with Sean Preston, stayed pretty much away from each other the entire trip.
“She did it to get away from Kevin,” a “friend” told the mag. Federline jet skied in South Beach by himself and in the evening, appeared at the club Mansion, where he had a scheduled appearance. Spears didn’t attend, but K-Fed partied with eight friends, drank Cristal champagne, and danced until 3:30 a.m., according to the mag. Despite their problems, a “pal” says, Spears “wants the world to think they’re happier than ever.”
I'm not sure what public image Britney is trying to save here. It's like a seven-year old trying to assure everybody they still have the ability to pee on the kitchen wall. It's impressive and all, but reputations won't exactly be ruined if it just stops altogether.
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Comments
1. Posted by okiedoke on June 21, 2006 02:05 PM
First!
Blah blah blah. Enough of this chick already!
2. Posted by anonymous on June 21, 2006 02:08 PM
Thats comforting. i mean, He's a LOSER!
3. Posted by TaiTai on June 21, 2006 02:10 PM
Whadda ya mean y'all? Doesn't everybody rent separate houses on vacation? It just means we luuuuuv each other. We're cuntry.
4. Posted by tits_on_snack on June 21, 2006 02:11 PM
congratulations on being first to reply? or something?
anyway.
My friend had a venus fly trap when we were kids.. I fed it a cheeto, and it died.
The moral of the story can be found here:
http://content.4chan.org/img/mootshark2.jpg
5. Posted by MeganHarris on June 21, 2006 02:12 PM
dammit! Missed First again!!
6. Posted by MeganHarris on June 21, 2006 02:13 PM
Fat pigs! both of their fatt asses!
7. Posted by Don'tPanic on June 21, 2006 02:13 PM
Um, can't Britney afford swim diapers, they are like $8 for a whole pack. I don't have $100 million and I can afford swim diapers and little trunks for my son.
I'm not sure it's a great idea to be sunbathing while pregnant either. I saw the rest of these photos on another site and she is just burning up on the beach.
Why doesn't someone help her?
8. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 02:14 PM
Fuck the both of them. Die already.
9. Posted by pinky_nip on June 21, 2006 02:15 PM
I'd like to diaper MeganHarris' face.
10. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on June 21, 2006 02:15 PM
K-Fag has blackmail on Britney. Think about it. Why, if it is so over, would she not dump his worthless ass? Apparently, the longer they stay married he gets more money - so why not sever this abomination ASAP? It would be in her best interests... or would it? Perhaps K-Fag has video of him and Britney doing nasty things, or pics? That would explain the renting two houses and appearing only with the kid. It would also explain K-Fag's cockiness.
11. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on June 21, 2006 02:16 PM
Separate houses on vacation - check.
National TV rebuttal that their marriage is great - check.
Mooching, worthless husband - check.
Went from a hot piece of ass to a flabby, country piece of trash - check.
Sounds like Britney has everything that she ever dreamed of as a little girl. Those cunt-ry girls don't generally hive big dreams of course.
12. Posted by honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah on June 21, 2006 02:17 PM
I agree about the swim diapers. I mean, think of all that unwashed butt seepage drifting out into the aqua surf. And I'm talkin bout K-fed and Britney Creamcheeze. The baby's bum looks pretty secure.
13. Posted by pinky_nip on June 21, 2006 02:18 PM
This pic of K-fag looks like Tony D'Annunzio in Caddyshack.
14. Posted by Iambananas on June 21, 2006 02:19 PM
Why does everyone pick on MeganHarris? I enjoy her posts very much.
15. Posted by honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah on June 21, 2006 02:20 PM
And I think this is who the Cristal spokesman was referring to a few stories back, about unsavory types indulging in that paricular likker. Nevermind respectable, matronly Jay-Z. They meant K-guzzler.
16. Posted by Chicagoboy on June 21, 2006 02:20 PM
#13 This must be the 1/2 hour that the caddies are allowed in the pool area.
17. Posted by Iambananas on June 21, 2006 02:20 PM
K-fed is looking good these days.
18. Posted by deborah on June 21, 2006 02:22 PM
Mom & Dad - protective sunglasses - $2400, Mom - stylish sun hat - $800 - highend bottle of sunscreen $60 -- letting Baby cook in the sun - priceless.
19. Posted by Chicagoboy on June 21, 2006 02:27 PM
Is it me or does little SP's face look incredibly red? I mean, I would be embarrassed to be seen in public if Brit and K-Fed were my parents too, but that looks a shade or two darker than "humiliation pink."
20. Posted by RichPort on June 21, 2006 02:30 PM
K Fed and Over-Fed have the same size arms. With those glasses on, he looks like a cast member from Deliverance.
21. Posted by jane's eyre on June 21, 2006 02:31 PM
7 & 12
That's the first thing I noticed too. Poor baby, if (and more likely, WHEN) Britney drops him, the weight of his soggy diaper will pull him straight to the bottom. And then Britney won't be able to see him because of her belly, and K-Fed won't be any use, he hardly knows he has a son to begin with, and we'll have a poor drowned little SP.
22. Posted by jane's eyre on June 21, 2006 02:33 PM
Britney thinks that the baby's initials are sun protection enough. You know, SPF.
I know, I know, I used that one before, but thought I'd trot it out for a second run.
23. Posted by superstar26 on June 21, 2006 02:34 PM
ENOUGH ALREADY!! The baby in the ocean w/out trunks is WAY country!
#14 you are MeganHarris
24. Posted by Chicagoboy on June 21, 2006 02:35 PM
#22 SPF = Sean Preston Federline?
25. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 21, 2006 02:36 PM
Two houses: One house for her, one house for her big, fat, ugly, blubbering ass.
You know how that goes, huh, MeganHarris?
Oh, that's right. You're a homeless retard with a cleft anus. Sorry.
26. Posted by Agatha on June 21, 2006 02:37 PM
Aqua Island? They seem like a couple that would vacation in glamorous Daytona Beach.
27. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 02:42 PM
#22 - That is a very astute observation, but we know Brit doesn't think that fast. Even if she reads post #24, she would never get it.
They're the type to leave a turd floating in the pool - and not the baby's if you know what I mean.
28. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 02:42 PM
The last thing that I want to see is either one of these two "dropping the kids off at the pool." Ylech.
29. Posted by jane's eyre on June 21, 2006 02:43 PM
24
Sun Protection Factor.
i.e., SFF 15 is the minimum protection that dermatologists recommend for sunscreen.
30. Posted by jane's eyre on June 21, 2006 02:45 PM
*"SPF"*, not SFF. Oops.
31. Posted by jane's eyre on June 21, 2006 02:47 PM
28
Ha ha, I love that phrase. Also, Sending a message to Congress, Seeing What Brown Can Do For Me (UPS's slogan).
32. Posted by Chicagoboy on June 21, 2006 02:51 PM
#29 Yes, I know what SPF stands for, it's not like I am country or anything. I was making a pun, a play on words. Sorry if my attempt at humor drifted a little over your head.
33. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 02:56 PM
If it's brown, drink it down.
If it's black, send it back.
34. Posted by jane's eyre on June 21, 2006 02:59 PM
32
Sorry, I thought you were asking me to explain. I wasn't inferring that you were country or unintelligent, as I know you aren't.
35. Posted by Italian Stallion on June 21, 2006 03:02 PM
That picture can't be in Florida......I don't see any Haitians floating on rafts.....
36. Posted by Chicagoboy on June 21, 2006 03:03 PM
#34 No worries, jane. Wasn't offended, just ribbing you a bit.
37. Posted by jane's eyre on June 21, 2006 03:05 PM
K, XOXO, ribbing actually helps the sensation.
38. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 03:05 PM
Ahhh, and being "not country" enters the strastophere of "fruit-salad head" when claiming not to be or calling someone an idiot.
I love it! I love it! I love it! *kicks leg over head (at desk)*
39. Posted by jane's eyre on June 21, 2006 03:08 PM
And bring out the cunty country defenders!
40. Posted by Fugurself on June 21, 2006 03:08 PM
#35 you reminded me of a thought:
I always ask myself this question whenever I see a big Ford Expedition with Florida plates and a "grayhair" driving 30 miles per hour under the speed limit....
If it's tourist season; how come we can't shoot them?
PS: I'm in Boston
41. Posted by spanglish on June 21, 2006 03:09 PM
If Britney hadn't went down hill so quick after hooking up with this dipshit, there wouldn't be so many tabloid stories about them and all of those mishaps with the baby may have been missed (except for the dropping on the head incident). In short, Britney's brought this all on herself. She shouldn't have rented two houses, she should have made him stay out in a shed.
42. Posted by BigJim on June 21, 2006 03:10 PM
Da-dum
Da-dum
Da-dum, da-dum
Da-dum, da-dum
Da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
Do do do... do do do-do do
For those of you who don't get it, the above is supposed to be the theme music from Jaws.
Man, would that ever be sweet.
43. Posted by Iambananas on June 21, 2006 03:11 PM
#23 I am not MeganHarris, I am the penis sucking Iambananas.
44. Posted by Fugurself on June 21, 2006 03:14 PM
)))))) COOB ((((((((( hurry the bus is out in front for your field trip, they're taking you to the zoo today.
They finished constructing your cage.
45. Posted by superstar26 on June 21, 2006 03:16 PM
well then suck this, Iambananas!
46. Posted by katie on June 21, 2006 03:16 PM
what kind of gazillionaire spends %250,000 on a vacation too.....fucking florida?! Go to Tahiti, go to Hawaii, go to Fiji, fucking go to madagascar, but dont spend that much money for a vacation in the UNITED STATES! Only a useless redneck would do that...oh wait.
and yes. i agree with unwashed masses, he DEFINITLY has blackmail on her. BIG TIME blackmail. shes totally fucked and i am glad.
47. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 03:17 PM
Britney has ruined being country for bumpkins worldwide
I imagine that for someone who lets her animals run around shitting and pissing all over her house, having a husband that shits on you ain't that bad.
48. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 03:17 PM
#42 - It would be even better if they got attacked in a swimming pool. You get them in there - I'll bring the shark.
49. Posted by BigJim on June 21, 2006 03:18 PM
The pretend coob annoys almost as much as the real one.
50. Posted by Italian Stallion on June 21, 2006 03:19 PM
@40 Shhhhhh, be very very quiet, I'm huntin g tourists, hehehehehehehehehehe
51. Posted by jane's eyre on June 21, 2006 03:20 PM
BigJim, you rock.
52. Posted by spanglish on June 21, 2006 03:23 PM
the tabloids get a kick out of showing pictures of:
here's Britney hot - - here's Britney now
here's Britney hot - - ooops there went Sean Preston!
here's Britney hot - - here's Federline looking like a wigger
here's Britney hot - - here's Britney wiping her nose up her arm
here's Britney hot - - here's Britney with her fake eyelash hanging
Does anyone else think federline looks like a white Snoop Dogg?
53. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 03:28 PM
#50 - Has anyone ever told you you're a real Mudder Fudder?
54. Posted by superstar26 on June 21, 2006 03:29 PM
#52 They both are just skinny and walk with that goofy 'jive'
55. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 03:30 PM
Sorry that was lame. I was reaching. Spank me. Hard.
56. Posted by Fugurself on June 21, 2006 03:31 PM
i want a woman that will leave me swollen and bruised.
i want a woman who will make me need stitches.
i want a woman that will throw all my gucci stuff,
my canali shirts and my leather things in the bath tub and pour bleach over them.
i want a woman that will wear me out.
i want to wake up the next day with my digs trashed,
my best paintings i worked on the past ten years slashed
and the windshield on my new sedan deville, busted out.
i want her pie and chips to be so good that i won't even care that she did those awful things.
i will lay in bed smoking some good smoke, trying to figure out how to get her to come back again.
i want that whale, Britney Spears!!
57. Posted by PapaHotNuts on June 21, 2006 03:32 PM
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Kevin Federline. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to Kevin Federline,
“You promised me Kevin,
that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”
Kevin replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is because some nigga stole my other pair of shoes.”
58. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 03:36 PM
#57 - ROTFL SOM
59. Posted by Chicagoboy on June 21, 2006 03:37 PM
#57 [Applause] bravo, Papa, bravo
60. Posted by TrannyGranny on June 21, 2006 03:42 PM
How long before she swims into the sunset, with Captain Ahab tied to her dorsal fin?
61. Posted by spanglish on June 21, 2006 03:45 PM
Britney needs to throw his ass out, but she knows that it will just bring her more publicity. Instead she is going to keep him as a "kept husband," so can go see him when she's horny and get knocked up again when this next baby is a few months old.
62. Posted by spanglish on June 21, 2006 03:46 PM
#57 best use of a religious poem in a superfish comment
63. Posted by CruisingForCock on June 21, 2006 03:57 PM
57 No one does it like Papa does it. He's country.
64. Posted by Fugurself on June 21, 2006 04:00 PM
@50 be sure there is nobody called Cheney hunting in the neighborhood
65. Posted by Lala on June 21, 2006 04:03 PM
#10 - Considering the precedents set by the sex tape fiascoes of Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton - I say Britney had nothing to lose if that's what she's worried about. Considering the wonders he's done for her image, she has no way to go but up!
66. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 21, 2006 04:04 PM
Papa, you make me moist like SPF's diaper, or K-Feds FUBU boxer-briefs.
67. Posted by Italian Stallion on June 21, 2006 04:05 PM
Sing it with me:
Kumbaya Papa Kumbaya.........
Kumbaya Papa Kumbaya.........
68. Posted by CruisingForCock on June 21, 2006 04:10 PM
Stallion, you're funny too. We'll sing one for you as well. It just won't rhyme as well.
MeganHarris is a tool.
69. Posted by SpecialAgentWind on June 21, 2006 04:10 PM
@#31 - Don't forget Taking the Browns to the Superbowl
70. Posted by pinky_nip on June 21, 2006 04:10 PM
My legs part for papa like that dude Moses workin' the sea.
71. Posted by spanglish on June 21, 2006 04:11 PM
I think he's cheated on her, probably multiple times, and she doesn't want everyone to know. But what did she expect when he cheated on Shar (or whatever her name was) to go out with her. And I'm sorry, but if you're dating her and she's had two kids by you (or currently knocked up by you), that's as good as being married. And supposedly Britney cheated on Justin, so she got what was coming to her.
So he gets to live in luxury and lay around so that she isn't totally humiliated. But what Britney doesn't get is that everyone wants her to dump him.
*whispers* "Britney, that would be a GOOD thing."
She should have told Matt Lauer how it really was, did her crying, and asked for help, instead of crying and pretending everything was peachy.
Britney, don't do the country thing this time. Don't stand by your man.
72. Posted by PapaHotNuts on June 21, 2006 04:14 PM
Mass at 11:00 am at the Church of The Worthless Miracle, followed by a mass orgy and then the weekly "Topless Nun" dance contest. Sister Margaret better tigten her thong because Sister Francis is going to bring it this week. She claims it has already been "broughten" by the Lord, but Jesus ain't the one puttin' them dollar bills in her panties.
73. Posted by Walnuts on June 21, 2006 04:15 PM
meganharris
ryan69
zuigdrmrop
twzzlrgirl
jacq
libtard
sissybelle
worldwidewendy
tourettesguyswifeSHIRLENA
proteon
sabahat
joboo
haroof
ob1
And today's newest members of the fucktard club.......
OKIEDOKIE and STARMAKER
Congrats you brainless fucks!!
74. Posted by pinky_nip on June 21, 2006 04:17 PM
@72: I'd consider tithing at that church.
75. Posted by Aimtrue on June 21, 2006 04:19 PM
K-Fed must be loving this. I mean he enjoys all the spoils of BS wealth and fame(sure you can debate if you would want that, but he must). He gets some loving from her- she defends him on national television-He does not even have to defend himself-then she gets him a separate vacation home to do whatever he wants in- He must be thinking there is no downside to this. BS would gain points if she just filed for divorce and said the guy is a no good, lazy punk.
76. Posted by nightshirt on June 21, 2006 04:20 PM
my heart is really broken for that little SP. arent you supposed to t-shirt an infant when in the sun? really - i could cry.
77. Posted by Land-Man on June 21, 2006 04:25 PM
I wish she'd rent a 3rd house for Land-Fed. I have some vacation time coming up.
78. Posted by spanglish on June 21, 2006 04:27 PM
Maybe Angelina will see his plight and adopt him.
79. Posted by tallcoolone on June 21, 2006 04:30 PM
Someone please comment on the tacky flower (?) on her hat.
80. Posted by Fugurself on June 21, 2006 04:33 PM
@72
We should call it the "X for Christ" church
We should have a large BUYBULL that you, sister Jacq or pinky_nip can't read or understand
And at the beginning of every service Itallian Stallion will shout "Praise CHEESES"
81. Posted by CruisingForCock on June 21, 2006 04:34 PM
73 What the fuck is up with the list? And why is Jacq on it? Please keep your list to yourself. Feel free to add me to it you stupid fat bastard.
82. Posted by soccerdiva26 on June 21, 2006 04:34 PM
I just want to say that Britney Spears does not represent everyone from the country. Some of us were not dipped in the shallow end of the gene pool. And I am going to comment on the statement "those cunt-ry girls don't generally have big dreams." I am a country girl, born and raised in Franklinton, LA. I am married and have 3 childern. With all this I also have my Masters Degree in Medical Technology and a Louisiana Real Estate License. So not everyone who is country is braindead lossers. So pick your generalizations carefully.
83. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 04:35 PM
Hey WALNUTS! Here's one for you since I'm such a fucktard!
EAT THE CORN OUT OF MY SHIT!
#72 - Is it ok to screw in the confessional? Even if you're not drunk on communion wine?
#79 - I think someone just did. :)
84. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 04:36 PM
Can Edna Bambrick come to our new church?
85. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 04:37 PM
Jacq's Dumb Motherfucker List:
Walnuts.
The end.
86. Posted by spatz on June 21, 2006 04:38 PM
and who pray tell "walnuts" are you to be concocting such lists?
87. Posted by ms0pinion8ed on June 21, 2006 04:40 PM
$250,000 on a trip to Flordia.. she better be staying there more than a month, wtf?
88. Posted by Chicagoboy on June 21, 2006 04:41 PM
#85 Most of us know that you aren't a fucktard. and the ones that don't are just clueless assholes. Named walnuts.
89. Posted by bigponie on June 21, 2006 04:43 PM
yoooohooooooo fuck-ya, I can finally listen to howard on-line, now I get to do even less work... fuck-ya yooooohoooooooo
90. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 04:45 PM
I heart my peeps.
My favorite topping? You guessed it - crushed walnuts.
Why is she shelling out all of that cash to stay wherever they went? She OWNS a place in Destin. Here's a tip, stay there for FREE. YOU OWN IT. Seriously, it's a few doors down from my friend's grandmother's super-duper nice place. No shit.
91. Posted by BoredStiff on June 21, 2006 04:46 PM
@82 I don't think having a Louisiana state real estate license and incorrectly spelling "loosers" gets you into Mensa anymore!
92. Posted by Fugurself on June 21, 2006 04:48 PM
@91 Brilliant. Hehehehehehehehe
93. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 21, 2006 04:51 PM
soccerdiva, I would like plastic today, not paper. But thank you for asking.
94. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 04:51 PM
#91 - Do they really call them "childern" in LA? I thought the correct term was young'uns.
95. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 21, 2006 04:52 PM
Beaver-shots are good for the cuntry. This was concluded from a national pole.
96. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 21, 2006 04:53 PM
94 - I call them 'yew dumb lil' nayggers'
97. Posted by BoredStiff on June 21, 2006 04:54 PM
@94 I imagine it's kind of tough growing up in LA. when your Mother and father are brothers.
98. Posted by Jacq on June 21, 2006 05:03 PM
I bet jrzmommy and soccerdiva are friends.
99. Posted by okiedoke on June 21, 2006 05:03 PM
@73
who are you again? Oh right, it doesn't matter.
100. Posted by BoredStiff on June 21, 2006 05:16 PM
@ 98 I think they "clean each others' carpets"
101. Posted by bluemalibu on June 21, 2006 05:18 PM
@95
Hahaha! Brilliant!
102. Posted by Xanthia on June 21, 2006 05:28 PM
#71 - she needs to load up the .357 and tattoo his ass with bullets............ THAT is REAL country. (and it will save a LOT in divorce court)
103. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 21, 2006 05:32 PM
I got my degree at ITT Tech. I majored in selling cars. Now I wash hotel sheets for a living. I have seven kids, their names are Maverick, Rusty, Austin, Whitney, Corin, D.J., and Hunter. I live in Dogfart, LA. I am relly smrat. Does anyone care? Cool.
104. Posted by Xanthia on June 21, 2006 05:34 PM
#95: Is it a "fun" pole? May I see it?
105. Posted by VivianneO on June 21, 2006 05:41 PM
i think she will go back to being normal once she loses the dead weight... about 170 lbs of federpile
106. Posted by dmarie on June 21, 2006 05:51 PM
Let them be grubby freaks in private. Does anyone really want to see anymore of world war britney?
107. Posted by waterranger on June 21, 2006 05:58 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2139555376132383479
for no good reason except that it is friggin hilarious and there are no new posts here to keep me entertained.
108. Posted by ptprez on June 21, 2006 06:04 PM
82
sign me up for that high priced coastal proporties...
109. Posted by BigJim on June 21, 2006 06:06 PM
Yeah, we need a new story. How about the one about Superman being gay?
110. Posted by anonymous on June 21, 2006 06:42 PM
Behold, MeganHarris's myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/meganharris84
111. Posted by jane's eyre on June 21, 2006 07:31 PM
That's not MeganHarris. She herself has confirmed that this is her:
http://www.cst.cmich.edu/units/mth/Photos/RFW_2004/RFW_2004-Images/15.jpg
112. Posted by jane's eyre on June 21, 2006 07:33 PM
Ha, that myspace account is going to get a sudden influx of visitors.
113. Posted by ellaminnowpea on June 21, 2006 07:41 PM
@107 - Ha! That was darling!! Ah...those were the days!!
114. Posted by Fugurself on June 21, 2006 07:55 PM
@103, nice description of the "country" type. I will also add that the "country" demographic
typically shop from QVC, buy velvet Elvis', "Starving Artist" McPaintings (infact they buy art by the pound),
and cover their "fancy" furniture with plastic.
115. Posted by herbiefrog on June 21, 2006 08:32 PM
i would respond...
...specifically
...but i am so
...disappointed
...in you guys
...are you learning
...nothing?
not funny...
get a fucking grip
not funny
you each just show your own
insecurities and weaknesses
not pleasant
so...?
someone try harder...
116. Posted by DaNiGuRl on June 21, 2006 08:37 PM
Well, i don't know much about this seperate vacation because i'm still in a fetal position on the floor from when i started profusely vommiting after seeing how she looked for the Dateline Matt Lauer interview! Its like she looks worse and worse as each day goes by!! And someone should tell her about letting blind drunk retards put her make up on! She had a huge gob of i guess mascara on her eye and her extensions that were clampped onto her 1 inch long hair looked like it was poorly put on! yeesh, someone throw her in a psych-ward...hurry! I think she lost her mind when she lost her looks, reputation, dignity, and common sense!
117. Posted by scamps on June 21, 2006 08:58 PM
It's bad enough he looks like a sewer rat. Now he looks like a wet sewer rat. Goody.
118. Posted by Jenny on June 21, 2006 09:09 PM
Little Sean Preston isn't even wearing little swimmers! What a bad mother, he'll be able to poop right in the ocean and have a soggy diaper. Eww.
119. Posted by PaisleyMoon on June 21, 2006 09:23 PM
Half the worlds sewage gets pumped into your precious oceans. I doubt Sean Prestons baby turd will destroy the Earth. You're all pissed because she's got a 100 million bucks and you all have is this forum to pout on...and try to be witty on, which only 3% of you are.
120. Posted by krisdylee on June 21, 2006 09:56 PM
Only 3% of me cares what you say PaisleyMoon.
121. Posted by Iambananas on June 21, 2006 09:58 PM
PaisleyMoon is my prison punk, in case you couldn't guess, or were recently lobotomized.
Oh, and I am ass-slamming, man-milk-guzzling, man-meat-stroking gay.
How 'bout :^O
122. Posted by CruisingForCock on June 21, 2006 10:04 PM
119 Your post wasn't witty or funny. Me thinks you are ugly and fat.
123. Posted by plymouthrock on June 21, 2006 10:12 PM
oh, more pics of brit on the beach. Warning: may cause blindness...
http://pop.wizbangblog.com/2006/06/18/britney-spears-is-still-human-part-8.php
124. Posted by DrunkBlogger on June 21, 2006 10:43 PM
I just posted 124th!
125. Posted by soccerdiva26 on June 21, 2006 10:58 PM
You people really need to grow up and get a fucking life. Is that all you do is sit here and speak of shit which you know nothing of. You people sterotype too damn much. Most of you are probably sitting in your parents basement surfing the web all day. You know an awful lot about inbreading don't you? Is that first hand experience? LOSER!!!!
126. Posted by CruisingForCock on June 21, 2006 11:01 PM
Oh soccerdiva, show some balls. Who you talking to?
127. Posted by PaisleyMoon on June 21, 2006 11:04 PM
#120..only 3% of your brain cells are still intact.
#121...you are simply too stupid to get, or be, a prison bitch.
#122...Me thinks your lines are written by Bob Saget and you pay for them with sexual favors.
128. Posted by Land-Man on June 21, 2006 11:06 PM
My wife rents four houses when we go on vacation. One for us, one for the ol' Land-Cock, and one each for the Land-Balls.
129. Posted by CruisingForCock on June 21, 2006 11:16 PM
127
If that was an insult it didn't work because I fucking love Bob Saget. He's dirty and funny. I'd fuck him. And blow him and give him the ATM.
Land-Man, I heart you.
130. Posted by CruisingForCock on June 21, 2006 11:19 PM
I can't decide if TLC (the learning channel)is exploiting or educating when they have these shows about people with "rare" conditions.
131. Posted by krisdylee on June 21, 2006 11:29 PM
Cruisin', answer me this... my son and his buddy were caught mocking someother kid's pecker in the change room at the pool.... what do I do?
Oh, and #127, Paisley Moon's the name I could have called the shape of my poo this morning.
132. Posted by CruisingForCock on June 21, 2006 11:36 PM
Krisdylee, I don't envy you. I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. How old are these boys?
133. Posted by CruisingForCock on June 21, 2006 11:48 PM
Tell him no matter how small the penis is, we never laugh (out loud).
134. Posted by krisdylee on June 22, 2006 12:16 AM
They're 7.
All arms and legs and missin' teeth and full of the smart-ass comments.
Little assholes.
He's the best.
135. Posted by TrannyGranny on June 22, 2006 12:31 AM
Cruisin', Kris,
Have I mentioned I fucking love you chicks recently? and by love I mean I really just want to stick it anywhere I can....but ya'll funny, like ICP! Which is on the stereo, LOUD, right now.
And, speaking as a transgendered matriarch, if your boys are mocking other boys peni' at age 7.......they better hope things stay proportionate with age, or, they are MY kids, or, hehehehe the motherly sense o' humor is cummin' thru
seriosly, look up some ICP and check the song FUCK OFF...it us genius "suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you"
136. Posted by TrannyGranny on June 22, 2006 12:32 AM
Crazy Juggalo Clowns!
137. Posted by Ash off lee on June 22, 2006 12:55 AM
Leave britney alone.
138. Posted by soccerdiva26 on June 22, 2006 01:37 AM
Cruisin', I would be refering to #91-98.
@94 Yes I correct myself, CHILDREN.
@96 Keep your ignorant racial slurs to your fucking self. I would love to meet you in person so I could bust your ass.
@97 You are sooooooo funny. WHATEVER!!
139. Posted by PaisleyMoon on June 22, 2006 01:46 AM
That's funny 131, because krisdylee is Paris Hilton named her anal wart.
140. Posted by FecalPellets on June 22, 2006 01:46 AM
Britney, they make sunblock for kids nowadays. Christ she's an idiot.
141. Posted by gas_up_the_hrududu on June 22, 2006 07:12 AM
#57: Papa, I adore you.
142. Posted by tarjamarja on June 22, 2006 07:52 AM
That picture really scares me. Why is Sean Preston wearing a diaper? They have those swim diapers and trunks for little kids and it's not like he's too old to go around naked either. You know how absorbent the modern diapers are? All my knowledge of the subject may be based solely on commercials, but I bet at the very least the diaper can absorb enough water to weigh the poor baby down to the bottom of the sea. At worst, that diaper could absorb the entire Atlantic Ocean. In either case, get the diaper out the water ASAP before something terrible happens!!
143. Posted by AmberDextrose on June 22, 2006 08:13 AM
Ah, four months since I've posted a comment and I'm made up to see nothn's changed: the same ol' mix of in-fighting and bitching.
Funny how there's always some hissy-fit princess called soccermom69 or something throwing a tantrum over an imagined slight.
Possibly the PR agent for Jay-Z?
144. Posted by AmberDextrose on June 22, 2006 08:15 AM
#142 ... and I see there are still the usual dipshits who don't have the manners to read previous posts to see whether they're repeating what's already been said.
145. Posted by tarjamarja on June 22, 2006 08:37 AM
144
So sorry to have offended you. It's just that quite frankly I didn't have enough time on my hands to read through all the 141 comments that preceded my comment. Good thing you could find the time to do so, though.
146. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 22, 2006 08:59 AM
138 - That's not an ignorant racial slur, that's an ignorant term of endearment. BIG difference. So, I guess you are the one who is racist. Get it? Good.
147. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 22, 2006 09:00 AM
By the way, I've been drinking VAULT ENERGY DRINK SODA this morning, so look out. And ICP sucks.
148. Posted by booface on June 22, 2006 09:44 AM
What's ICP?
149. Posted by To_Bill_Braskey! on June 22, 2006 10:00 AM
dosent everyone hate him? BTW shitney SHOULD hate him he ruined her body! wait, that was before the pregancy.......
150. Posted by twzzlrgirl on June 22, 2006 10:03 AM
Hey, Jacq -- thanks for defending us newbies :)
151. Posted by krisdylee on June 22, 2006 10:10 AM
Good try Paisley, good try.
152. Posted by darkangelle on June 22, 2006 10:13 AM
The only mildly positive thing I can say about this picture, and any other picture of K-Fed holding SP, is that atleast K-Fed seems to know how to hold a baby CORRECTLY.
Can't say the same of Ms. Spears...
153. Posted by GuyLeDouche on June 22, 2006 10:14 AM
#148: Insane Clown Posse
http://www.insaneclownposse.com/
154. Posted by krisdylee on June 22, 2006 10:21 AM
When Oshie drinks Vault, it's like Cuntyll and Hyde. I am so excited. Let the shenanigans commence.
155. Posted by BigJim on June 22, 2006 10:35 AM
krisdylee:
Same thing for me, except exchange "Vault" for "pussy juice."
156. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 22, 2006 10:37 AM
Big Jim, stop trying to be like me. It's just sad.
157. Posted by sweetcheeks on June 22, 2006 10:37 AM
VAULT energy drink gives me explosive diarrhea.
On the upside, though, I've never felt so "energized" while parked on the can. It's like I'm overwhelmed with the strength of a hundred men.
A hundred men, all coming out of my ass at once. With the unstoppable force of a geyser.
158. Posted by BigJim on June 22, 2006 10:50 AM
Osh, the word "cunt" may have been invented just to define you.
That's okay though, you're still okay in my book.
Cunt.
159. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 22, 2006 10:57 AM
Everyone wishes to bask in my warm cunty goodness.
160. Posted by BigJim on June 22, 2006 10:58 AM
Is there such a thing as cunty badness?
Well, I guess if you're referring to Paris Hilton's cunt there would be.
161. Posted by booface on June 22, 2006 11:02 AM
ICP has always scared me. Because their music is so shitty.
Sweetcheeks, thanks for the graphic detail of your ED. That is fascinating.
AmberDextrose, You suck. ICP style. "Don't have enough manners to read previous posts"? Nobody on this site has manners, duh. See you in anther four months.
And why does everyone call him K-fag? How unoriginal. What's wrong with being a fag, anyway?
And lastly, I think that MySpace is indeed MeghanHarris. There's mention of Mateo on her comments!
162. Posted by Jacq on June 22, 2006 11:21 AM
#150 - That's me - lookin' out for the little guy. I don't take no shit (or let the cool kids take no shit) from some stupid mofo.
#139 - So now you're leaving out 3% of the words necessary to complete a sencence?
Osh - the ICP thing was random, but correct nonetheless.
163. Posted by BoredStiff on June 22, 2006 11:30 AM
Oh Good, This post is still up. I was worried I would log on this morning and see something new!
164. Posted by spatz on June 22, 2006 11:40 AM
no new story. big shocker.
Reese witherspoon is suing star magazine for calling her fat and pregnant. chew on that til mr. superfish gets his shit together
http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/21/reese-says-im-not-pregnant-sues-star/
165. Posted by ticklemepink on June 22, 2006 11:41 AM
o god ppl enuf about "uggghhh Britney Spears sux!" she DOES NOT! my cousin knows her personally and she's really, really, really, really, nice. it's K-Fed that has the problem. he's saying: when we divorce, u gotta pay 2 million dollars or give up Sean P. I wish someone would SUE that guy... for SOMETHING!!!!!!
whenever I c his picture, I wanna throw up, and thats when he's smiling! i dont have an idea WHAT im gonna do if he's NOT smiling!
YECK.
britney, u gotta chose better guys./
166. Posted by spatz on June 22, 2006 11:48 AM
165 you fucking idiot. youre not text messaging your 13 year old friends. type the words properly you fucking moron. god is this what the world has come to? kids cant even spell the words "you" and "see". fuck
167. Posted by krisdylee on June 22, 2006 11:50 AM
Ticklemepink, what grade are you in?
168. Posted by jane's eyre on June 22, 2006 11:58 AM
That's what comes of kids growing up using text messages and chatrooms as their only form of communication. I bet the majority of them don't know how to spell basic words, as evidenced by #165. ADD kids can't take time to spell words out, I guess.
*sigh*
169. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 22, 2006 11:59 AM
I wish you guys were my real friends, and that my real friends were trapped in the computer. *Sigh*
170. Posted by Jacq on June 22, 2006 12:08 PM
#169 - Ditt-fucking-o
171. Posted by Piper on June 22, 2006 12:15 PM
In no way is this a defense of Bit Bit and K-Fed's train wreck of a marriage, because clearly renting two houses is a rich man's version of the June-and-Ward Cleaver-seperate-twin-beds kind of freakshow, but methinks pregnant ladies can't jet ski and or drink Cristal at a club...
172. Posted by jane's eyre on June 22, 2006 12:22 PM
171
But she's country, so yes, she probably DOES drink and jet-ski while pregnant.
173. Posted by jane's eyre on June 22, 2006 12:23 PM
This lady that I used to work with went ATV riding out in the desert WHILE 8 MONTHS PREGNANT.
174. Posted by smashinroaches on June 22, 2006 01:20 PM
Hey don't knock drinking and ridin jet-skis. Better yet drinking and ridin ATV's thru the woods at night. That shit is fun. I wouldn't recommend it though while pregnant. Has anyone seen the picture where she stumbles with SP in her arms? I wander what substance she had in the glass she had in the other hand.
175. Posted by soccerdiva26 on June 22, 2006 01:50 PM
Yeh, Yeh. We all screw our daddy, and on saturdays the family and the dogs all have one big orgy. It't a fucking blast. Our kids are all bucktoothed and bow-legged. They look like they should star in the Hills have Eyes.
176. Posted by MeganHarris on June 22, 2006 01:55 PM
Oh, how brave of you "anonymous". you are so smart, Columbo, how did you ever find my mypace page?
Gee, I think I would have entered "Megan Harris" in the search engine. duh. Your a genius, Sherlock. big deal.
177. Posted by smashinroaches on June 22, 2006 02:10 PM
Damn, #175. Don't be so honest all at once now.
178. Posted by idntgiva_hOoT! on June 22, 2006 08:02 PM
Awwww, one big happy family....NOT!!!!
179. Posted by LickyLicky on June 22, 2006 08:43 PM
So where do you get a Masters in Medical Technology? Is that something offered as SLU?
180. Posted by LickyLicky on June 22, 2006 08:45 PM
at*
181. Posted by soccerdiva26 on June 22, 2006 10:06 PM
It is offered at SLU. Are you from Louisiana?
182. Posted by biatcho on June 23, 2006 09:56 AM
Louisiana sucks. Move on.
183. Posted by herbiefrog on June 23, 2006 06:19 PM
...hi guys :)
he's
having
a great time
dont stop :)
184. Posted by sarakai on June 25, 2006 08:44 AM
I wonder how much that diapers actually doing for Sean Preston right about now...
185. Posted by WorldWideWendy on June 27, 2006 06:41 AM
last
186. Posted by dabitch on June 27, 2006 10:56 AM
By letting him swim in the ocean with diapers she's creating SPF salty pickle. Think about it. poor baby.
187. Posted by babygurlie69 on July 20, 2006 02:32 PM
they look happy. ♥ britney spears is amazing. why cant the fucked up losers accept that?